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Food / Re: See The pepper and tomatoes I bought for 3K in kano today by nuland(m): 5:48pm On Feb 01, 2022
suicidesheep:


I wasn't in edo state 2014.. but the yam my aunt bought for me for 1k last week as ridiculously cheap. 5 big tubers

Wow! Really cheap!!
Food / Re: See The pepper and tomatoes I bought for 3K in kano today by nuland(m): 4:02pm On Feb 01, 2022
suicidesheep:
Atleast for my state(edo) we have the cheapest garri, plantain and yam

Plantain and garri, I agree but Yam give it to States Like Niger, Benue, Taraba and Nassarawa.
In 2014 I stopped at Ekpoma on my way to Abuja from Iruekpen to buy roasted yam and Sauce. After complaining about what I got the woman showed me the tubers of yam she got for N2500( 4 tubers or so) and then with N6000 I would buy 50tubers(half Kwariya) from Paiko Market in Niger State.
Recently, bought 7 big Tubers for N2500 from Hawkers in an urban area Niger state.
Politics / Re: Jigawa: Hisbah Arrests 92 Prostitutes, Seizes 1,906 Bottles Of Alcohol by nuland(m): 10:12pm On Jan 25, 2022
Dumb and confused fellas!
You destroy products your employers pay your salaries and keep your organization afloat from it proceeds.
Next Governors like Masari will resort to emotional blackmail asking other states to consider those whose VAT proceeds is low, how do you reconcile that?
Hypocrisy is at it's peak here. Instead of delivering dividends of democracy you go after irrelevant things then go ahead and breed kids you can't cater for who end up as terrorist and bandits thereby draining the limited resources available to the federation you don't even believe in.

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Family / Re: I Fainted When My Wife Said Our Former Neighbor Is The Father Of Our Child by nuland(m): 7:37pm On Jan 21, 2022
Take heart bro,
I pray the other kids turn out to be yours. Paternity fraud is the new normal now for Naija women. They want the title of 'Mrs' but not the responsibilities and sacrifices that come with it.
She's just a gold digger who's going to leave the 'Germany Returnee' for a buoyant men if he falls on hard times.
Karma is going to settle this!
Properties / Re: Is It Realistic To Finish Building 2 Units Of 5 Bedroom Duplexes In 3 Months? by nuland(m): 10:20am On Jan 19, 2022
naijacreativeha:

Yes 3 months is very possible, you can contact me on 09036346989 on WhatsApp or calls for construction. That is what I do for a living

Thanks for your Swift reply. I shall get in touch.
Properties / Is It Realistic To Finish Building 2 Units Of 5 Bedroom Duplexes In 3 Months? by nuland(m): 10:01am On Jan 19, 2022
Hello Everyone,
I have very little knowledge about building/construction as I am into ICT.
A friend turned brother who is based in one of the Scandinavian countries has decided to return home finally this year and wants me to help him put up 2 units of 5 bedroom Duplexes.
I am based in Abuja but Our home state where the building is to be erected is less than 2 hours away, meaning I can shuttle between Abuja and home easily.
The snag is, My state is almost a civil service state where most people are government workers who rely on salaries and economic activities are at the lowest ebb you can think of. Finding building construction/construction companies that will take up the job from start to finish hasn't been fruitful.
To the professionals in the house is it feasible to get the building done in 3 Months? ( All needed for the project won't be an issue). I have asked him to give me till the end of February to do a thorough job(Findings) and get back to him.
Your Sincere Contributions shall be appreciated.
Thanks in advance!
Family / Re: What I Did When My Wife Refused My Sexual Advancement For 7 Months by nuland(m): 11:06pm On Jan 13, 2022
Op, Marriage is meant to be enjoyed 'Cold, wam or hot', I mean financially.
From your lengthy narration you aren't at your lowest financially, you are even building/expanding your structure.
You and your wife not getting intimate for 7+ months? WTF!
You then gave her some money to relocate to her state so that her business can thrive? What happened to the vows you both exchanged to be together no matter what?
I am sorry but whose is the husband here? She or you?
I am not trying to bash you after all it's your marriage but you sharing this here lends credence to my feeling that you have endured/ granted her far more concessions.
This is a wrong move Sir.
I wish you all the best anyways.

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Crime / Re: Man Sets Mum Ablaze In Niger State For Intruding In His Marital Affairs (Pix) by nuland(m): 1:35pm On Jan 07, 2022
Pweetyccee:
Nah not interested in anything Abuja too. Just want to travel away from north

I understand. Good luck!

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Crime / Re: Man Sets Mum Ablaze In Niger State For Intruding In His Marital Affairs (Pix) by nuland(m): 10:23am On Jan 07, 2022
Pweetyccee:
Suleja very boring place
I can't wait to travel out from suleja

Family matter

I can relate but Minna is worse. BTW Suleja is just a stone throw to Abuja, it's isn't an entirely hopeless situation for you.
Romance / Re: Bride Fights Back Tears After Serving Husband Drink During Her Wedding (Video) by nuland(m): 8:36pm On Jan 04, 2022
Beebah2000:
nope undecided

Na ji. Thanks all the same!

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Romance / Re: Bride Fights Back Tears After Serving Husband Drink During Her Wedding (Video) by nuland(m): 8:19pm On Jan 04, 2022
Beebah2000:
nope

Great! Zaki bani dama'a?
Romance / Re: Bride Fights Back Tears After Serving Husband Drink During Her Wedding (Video) by nuland(m): 6:54pm On Jan 04, 2022
Beebah2000:
Aure Yana Da Dadi cheesy

Hakaki!

Kina da Aure ne?

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Romance / Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by nuland(m): 11:49am On Dec 29, 2021
Kriss216:
[b][/b]
She collected the money from you ist semester final year.


Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.


How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds

G.O.A.T!
Religion / Re: Bishop Kukah Celebrates 45 Years Of Priesthood, 10 Years As Bishop (Photo) by nuland(m): 2:28pm On Dec 20, 2021
Tboymessiah:
NasoLifeBe

More joy to you bishop of the church.

I no kon no the state u come from make I greet for ur language,. Anyone with idea?

He is IKULU From Southern Kaduna.

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Family / Re: Elder Bros Wife Mouthed Me Out! What do I do now? by nuland(m): 12:45pm On Dec 16, 2021
Op, I really feel your pain! She betrayed you but it's her loss not yours.
She has eroded that trust you had for her, Other family members(the objective ones) will be wary of her henceforth.
You shall be vindicated in the long run. It happens this is her stock in trade, she bound to do it to another person sooner or later.
It's hard for you to take but forge ahead. We all have ways of reacting to things but I must say your brother wasn't logical. He passed a verdict superficially.
You selling palm oil to his wife means you are broke and in a dire financial situation Abi you get palm oil shop?
Cheer up, time answereth all questions. You are going to leave school, make money and all this shall be confined to the past.

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Kidnaps 22 Girls For Marriage In Niger State by nuland(m): 7:01pm On Nov 19, 2021
Candidlady:
Endangered species


ketso am disapointed

Ketso just like every other Deputy Governor in Nigeria is just ' a spare tyre'!
Education / Re: Guess The Subject by nuland(m): 7:42am On Nov 15, 2021
tradepunter:
Ok

Men I hated intro tech

The teacher looked very improvised and appears like he spoke in damn parables

Modified

Add short hand also, don't know why that crap was even a subject.

Them fine art, I hated that balled shinning hair teacher....

Music also was crap, never understood that rubbish s looking pregnant shaped thing.

Hahaha!
If 2face and other legends were subjected to that Subject(Music) as a yardstick to getting into the field, they won't have made it anywhere close.
That Subject was irrelevant coupled with my music teacher always spoiling for a flogging spree each time we failed a test or assignment.
Religion / Re: She Wants Me To Leave Catholic Church Before She Can Marry Me by nuland(m): 2:01pm On Nov 07, 2021
OP Red flag already Manifesting even before you both getting married.
You gave her a huge concession by suggesting she can attend any Church of her Choice but she is not shifting grounds, 'K-Leg' don dey already.
You saying you can't start all over again typifies a man with low self esteem.
Let her go otherwise she would end up making demands that will make you miserable in that marriage.
MAN UP AND STOP SOBBING(that practically what you are doing) LIKE A CHILD.
Politics / Re: Olawunmi: Boko Haram Named Governors, Senators, Aso Rock Officials As Sponsors by nuland(m): 10:27pm On Aug 25, 2021
BobbieZion:
There is a saying in Hausa.
"Idan Kura na magani zawo? To ta yi wa kan ta"

Simply means.
"If the Hyena has cure for diarrhea? Let it first treat itself"
In essence,the terrorists only revealed the identity of other terrorists to the the terrorist in chief.

Say no more Dan'uwa!
Religion / Re: Help, At 35 No Bearing Yet!!! by nuland(m): 10:41pm On Aug 19, 2021
Bro,
Letting others decide for you is the greatest disservice you can do to yourself.
Relocate, Choose your woman and build a relationship with her.
The same Bible the Church bases her teachings on admonishes us to give to God what's to God and to Caesar What's to Caesar.
You and whosoever you decide to Marry are OYO after the wedding formalities.
Life is too short to give your head to some committee to think on your behalf.
No one has the monopoly of access to God.

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Politics / Re: Matawalle: We Are Our Own Problem In The North by nuland(m): 11:34am On Jul 19, 2021
Mikecold:
oga I just saw your Taqiya quote

I know of so many Northern Muslims who told me they would vote against gej in 2015 and when I asked why

Their reply was their imams and leaders told them a Christian president is the reason Allah isnt blessing them

Abi?

We can now see how BLESSED they are now that they have a 'Believer' in charge!
Politics / Re: SERAP Gives FG 7 Days To Disclose Spending Of Recovered Abacha Loot Since 1999 by nuland(m): 11:16pm On Feb 16, 2020
CalciumB3:
This ones are high on Colorado.
Where dem dey before?

That deputy director is Yoruba abi, Bullhari go change am soon.



But Abacha no try at all ooo, the guy don die since but his stolen money still dey live..

Eyan Pablo

SERAP is a Non Governmental Organization!

The request to the Minister is an F.O.I request.

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Celebrities / Re: Churchill Sues Tonto Dikeh For N500million For Defamation Against Father, Others by nuland(m): 9:56pm On Feb 15, 2020
doctore212:
I need an Olosho urgently. My babe travelled yesterday for official assignment.

Pls I need an Olosho before I go blind

Baddest!

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Politics / Re: Police Impose Three-Day Curfew In Bayelsa After Violence by nuland(m): 11:23pm On Feb 14, 2020
Davash222:

That guy is just so annoying. I pity his girlfriend.. Though no sensible girl can stoop too low to date such person. Our 'darling' dead meat seller!

Nairalanders no go kill person with Laugh!

Abeg make una pity the guy.
Family / Re: Zimbabwean Woman Having Sex With Sister’s Husband Exposed By His Girlfriend by nuland(m): 6:26pm On Feb 12, 2020
NL AND ADULTERY NEWS FROM ZIMBABWE SHA!
Crime / Re: 34 Sex Workers Arrested In Jigawa by nuland(m): 3:06pm On Feb 12, 2020
When are you guys arresting bandits, Kidnappers and BH members?
Crime / Re: 16 Family Members Burnt To Death By Bandits In Kaduna by nuland(m): 1:28pm On Feb 12, 2020
post=86587495:
It is so obvious that there are some politicians behind this evil herdsmen and all manners of killings going on in this nation as we all know prior now...

Damn it! Some bastards are out FULL FORCE to start war that will consume them and all their families in this country!

They will all die painfully and shamelessly and we will all be here to read about their demise.

If you are out supporting this evil politicians that ruined our nation also...... becareful so that the evil y'all support will not start at your doorsteps.


Again,

May all the evil and corrupt politicians that brought and keep sponsoring these evil herdsmen and satanic Boko Haram and KIDNAPPERS in our nation just to cause unrest and war for it's
citizens never end well in life.

Along with everyone that supports them.
Evil and miserable end await them all.
They will never know peace all the remaining miserable years they have to live.

May they suffer so much pains as long as they live on earth before dying in shame.
No be curse,
Na FACT.


We Rise!

*************** ********************* ***************

If you are not one of the people supporting the evil sponsors of the evil ones among these herdsmen and kidnappers, if you are not a hypocritical bigot,
kindly say A BIG AMEN To these prayers.

A lot of people call you out on NL and I honestly feel it's childish cos no one should be bullied for supporting a particular political party or ideology. That should be settled at the polls cos democracy is about the majority having their way.
However, haven read and analysed your comments here it's glaring you are suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.
The internet never forgets! History shall portray you as someone who was afraid of the light and your children and their offsprings won't be proud of you.

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Crime / Re: 16 Family Members Burnt To Death By Bandits In Kaduna by nuland(m): 1:20pm On Feb 12, 2020
post=86587495:
It is so obvious that there are some politicians behind this evil herdsmen and all manners of killings going on in this nation as we all know prior now...

Damn it! Some bastards are out FULL FORCE to start war that will consume them and all their families in this country!

They will all die painfully and shamelessly and we will all be here to read about their demise.

If you are out supporting this evil politicians that ruined our nation also...... becareful so that the evil y'all support will not start at your doorsteps.


Again,

May all the evil and corrupt politicians that brought and keep sponsoring these evil herdsmen and satanic Boko Haram and KIDNAPPERS in our nation just to cause unrest and war for it's
citizens never end well in life.

Along with everyone that supports them.
Evil and miserable end await them all.
They will never know peace all the remaining miserable years they have to live.

May they suffer so much pains as long as they live on earth before dying in shame.
No be curse,
Na FACT.


We Rise!

*************** ********************* ***************

If you are not one of the people supporting the evil sponsors of the evil ones among these herdsmen and kidnappers, if you are not a hypocritical bigot,
kindly say A BIG AMEN To these prayers.
Crime / Re: Boko Haram Executed Ropvil Daciya Dalep, University Of Maiduguri Student by nuland(m): 2:13pm On Jan 23, 2020
This is the height of evil! Our president, the Sultan and other Northern leaders as usual read out some well written rhetoric in the name of condolence and then it's business as usual for the Vampires.
I come from a Local government that is 99.9% Muslim, 2002 or 2003 Xmas I was in the company of my Uncle, 2 Aunts and a Cousin We got to our Local government headquarters from our state capital where we were based.
We were trying to chatter a vehicle to our Village when one of the drivers said 'These are the Kafiris'! My joy and enthusiasm to go celebrate Xmas in the Village died down instantly. I know it's like a crime being a Christian in this part of the world but at least we deserve some respect not shoving the hatred down our throats.
The driver apologised but even before he could finish tendering his apology another interrupted that we are Kafiris and deserved no pity!
That was like 18 years or so ago!

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Fashion / Re: Veronika Didusenko, Miss Ukraine Banned By Miss World For Being Single Mum by nuland(m): 3:04pm On Dec 03, 2019
This one na after 1? See shape! Na im Joy dey area dey form fine girl(looking like a bag of beans ) and she dey claim after 0!
Organizers make Una give her her crown back,a beg!
Health / Re: I'm Depressed Over My Height by nuland(m): 12:17am On Nov 27, 2019
See U O! U wey go dey help neighbours change light bulb dey charge them money come nairaland dey complain!

On a serious note it's an asset and as someone rightly said hit the gym.

I am 5.8 and very skinny and growing up in the north almost everyone calls you 'Dogo' but with time I got used to it.
Immerse yourself in a sport like Basketball, i am not advising you pursue a carrier but for leisure.

Also the kind of people you move with could further depress or lift you out of it. 'Flow' with the 'brosses', they wont talk you down or mock your height like your age mates will.
#mysubmission.

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