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Liar liar all gals are the same.

Guy talk your own which you would prefer don't come and criticize someone else's

Princek12: Miss Adamawa looks like a caricature

Miss Akwa Ibom looks like she is being paid to advertise Indonesian hair.

Miss Adamawa is somewhat pretty but her right eye looks so red it could be indicative of some health problems.

Miss Bauchi is alright; she could tone down the weave.

Miss Bayelsa's weave looks so obvious it is as if the Indonesian hair she wore was superimposed on her scalp. Besides, she is one ugly daughter of a gun.

Miss Benue looks like a muppet. Need not say more.

Miss Borno is gorgeous and elegant. I would bang her.

Miss Crossriver looks like she needs some hair implant or some female rogaine because her hairline is seriously receding; sad thing is that she is flaunting her receding hair line.

Miss Delta has pretty skin and is a somewhat pretty chick. I may do her, but probably if I am drunk.

Miss Ebonyi looks dirty, nasty, and resembles one of those village prostitutes. Whomever chose her to represent Ebonyi needs to be given seven lashes on the back.

Miss Edo is a banger. I can bang her for an entire summer.

Miss Ekiti looks like a Gremlin. Shame on the entire state of Ekiti because it can do better. I have seen some hot Ekiti girls.

Miss Enugu looks like she has potential and could be doctored to standard with the right makeup, nutrition, and style.

Miss Enugu gets a passing grade, but I won't invest too much in her.

Mis Imo has a pretty smile and a chic look. Thumbs up to team Imo.

Miss Kaduna is pretty but lacks photo skills. She has a gorgeous dark complexion and is not trying too hard. I only wish she smiled in the picture. She is definitely a "black and shine" chick or a "dudu ma dan" chick, like they say it in Yoruba land.

Miss Kebbi gets a passing grade, but her too purple lipstick is too conspicuous and takes too much attention away from her other qualities.

Miss Kogi may make use of some female rogaine or hair implant, too. Notwithstanding that issue, she definitely has pretty skin and is not trying to do too much. While she is not a dime piece, I can definitely "fuxx" with her.

I am ambivalent about Miss Kwara. On the one hand, I see a pretty face with lots of potential. On the other hand, I see a girl who is trying too hard. I think she just has a bad picture. Meh, I would pass her to the next round, but she is definitely not a title contender.

Miss Lagos needs to be checked into the nearest clinic and evaluated for jaundice, conjunctivitis, and other health issues. Fashola needs to step in and take immediate action. This is a great embarrassment to the City of Excellence. Eko O ni Baje.

Miss Nassarawa looks like she is cute and all, but her hair is so obvious and fake that it looks like it was sewn on her scalp with a needle and thread and some shoemaker glue. Her picture looks more like an advertisement for Brazilian hair.

Miss Niger looks chic and elegant, but the blood red lipstick is not working for her. She may need a little female rogaine, too, as her hair line is receding.

Miss Ogun is unattractive and wants to mask her ugliness with makeup. She looks more like a clown and should get a job on a circus ring rather do beauty competitions. Judging from her state, I am sure she used ogun (jazz) to make it this far.

Miss Ondo looks elegant. While she is not a dime piece, she at least looks clean, simple, and pure. While looks may be deceiving, she can definitely deceive me into banging to ish out of her behind, especially if her ikebe is monstrous.

Miss Osun looks like she has some potential hiding under all that makeup. Suffice it to say that she is definitely doing more than she needs to do, as in she is painting her face more than she needs to do. Tone down the make up, Misses, for you don't need all that ish on your face.

Miss Oyo is attractive. I can do her the entire year. Bring it on, lady.

Miss Plateau's hair line is seriously receding and a state of emergency needs to be declared. She also has too much veins popping out of her face, and her weave looks like it was just placed on her head before the photo. She needs a lot of work and, if doctored properly, could be a star. As of the moment, and judging by her picture, she is not there yet.

Miss Rivers has been packaged properly. Even though the natural beauty thing may not be her strongest asset, she definitely knows how to present herself properly. I will give her an A for effort. Her chin is elongated, though. But overall, she definitely knows what it takes to make it in this business.

Miss Taraba has a pretty smile. Awwwww! I kind of like her and would do the ish out of her, even though I would have to pack all her Indonesian hair to the side.

Miss Yobe definitely is not trying too hard and is by far the chick who has used the least make up. On that matter alone, she deserves a round of applause. She definitely has a pretty complexion and skin, and looks she would be a force to reckon with.

How long did this take you?? Nice sha! And i think it is about time they start scouting for these girls as opposed to the girls just buying and form and contesting. But something else i blame the BOYS, Boyfriends can sabi to deceive their girlfriends simply tell the gal the truth. No! "baby your the cutest baby your hot baby so beautiful" boys/men pls stop telling these blatant lies to your girlfriends.

Every relationship is different oh! If you have rights to my phone then i have rights to your phone! If you don't have rights to mine then i don't have rights to yours. I give what i get! poster do you ever look through her own phone??

tellwisdom: wayo_ oma, can i see one part of ur yansh. Pls

This question is dead oh! As in am confused, is this even an option sef. Am a girl and if my boyfriend ever brought the sick excuse that he left his job for me? he'll definitely loose me too!

sexkillz:
Bed!
I'm a damn fine cook, i'll teach her how to cook! Kitchenology 101

Arcadia: ^ the topic isn't meaningless. Real life situations. @op, i prefer bank. Na s3x we go chop? We can learn together on bed.

I think i'll go with you oh!

~Killz~:

No, it because of the "space" needed for a relationship to thrive. . .

You get all the space you need get married and get shocked

Just saw this on a friends wall and couldn't help wanting to know what Nairalanders think. And highest doesn't mean he/she lacks totally in the other department oh! Am confused on which i would go for oh!
Question:
GUYS, Where Would You Prefer She Scores The Highest....BED OR KITCHEN?!!!!! LADIES, Where Would You Prefer He Scores The Highest.....BED OR BANK?!!!!!
Be sincere!

~Killz~:

If you are no longer in that relationship, can you really say "It worked?". By the way, how close is too close? I'm ok with 1km close, but 100m close is too close mehn. Besides, my answer was of course my opinion.

nice.. well it ended because it turned to a long distance relationship! And i mean 100meters close, we were neighbors! And the 1km you are ok with, is so u don't bump into her on the street abi? Or is it for other chicks to visit and she can't see through her balcony, or vice versa?

akinnux:

Agreed he did not write the paper but at least he has the responsibility to vet any paper written by his speech writers so as to cross the 't's and dot the 'i's.

To what extent

~Killz~:

You get to see much of her unnecessarily. You tend to start feeling jealous when you see other guys around hitting on her. Basically, you'll find it hard to trust her after a while, and you'll just hate her for nothings sake! It's not advisable, unless you want frequent heartbreaks.

It's even better if she was 1000 meters away, i.e 1km away, than 100 meters. . . That's a NO NO!

You often speak in absolutes! this is your opinion! My only relationship that worked was close, as in very close distance, and i loved it! Better close than far for me.

I love cooperate communications oh! See response.

akinnux: This is a kangaroo defense and it is untenable. The fact that he delivered the paper, without duly acknowledging the original author, makes him liable to the charge of plagiarism. I think he should just admit his error and apologise to the author of the paper.

They just said that he didn't write the paper, how would he know?? the writer should be charged..

Well football is an amazing force. I have seen girls automatically become arsenal fans or football freaks simply cus of their boyfriends. How about those that change team with changing boyfriends. But hey its a true uniting force. And as they say goal is goal in every language! But i really couldn't be bothered!

jolomi

I'll just wait and watch how this whole drama ends!!

Koolking:

We are on the same page dude. What do I need a girl's number for? Except she offers, i dont ask after all i'll never dial. Whatever i need to tell a girl, i tell her in the face. I dont need to hide behind phones and exude courage. That's unmanly

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you'll teleport her to your face abi?

slimyem: what brand of bullshittz is this?

The hottest brand, freshly poo.

Ozioma49: killz really getting murdered here o

And all he does is put a video of himself up!! na wa oh!

Make-up is important, but its necessary not too do/overdo it all the time. So people don't ask if your sick the day you don't get to make up. And its also amazing when someone who normally doesn't make up, makes up(right) for an occasion, it'll take everyone's breath away. And if you wear regular make-up don't let it alter you actual look too drastically also bad business like sweetcocoa's cousin

There is no way to over come the insecurity. Just pray, and know that if it was meant to be it will be. Otherwise prepare yourself in case it ends. And is it long-distance with an end in view? or just long distance with no seeming end?

~Killz~:
www.bullshit.com

Am making reference to the on going promo by coca cola, where after drinking you have to text the code under crown to 33665. I this find very annoying as drinking a coke is no longer enough for me to qualify to win gifts but I also have to send an sms N10(imagine the amount they would be collecting). Why can't the sms be free or why can't they simply only put codes for winning numbers! Is it just me who feels this way?

shemy: My Dear, so many talks from left and right, it is now left for you to seive through and apply wisdom and think the best for your self. You can still bring back your husband to yourself, how
1)PYHSICALLY[/color]- Just like one of the post, use this opportunity of kids being on holiday to bring back light into your marriage, send them to a relative. I will share things i do with you:
(1)always send text messages of how you cherish and love to him everyday he is at work (2) Buy post it( the small jotter that sticks), write a short love note to him and paste on his steering wheel every morning before he gets into his car.(3) Once in a while , i take time to write an email message to him, you can write about how you people met, the good times shared together, picture how and when he proposed to you, tell him things and times that bring joy to him, if you can post some pictures better. (3) Work on your self, your hairdo, your shoes and other things he complains about (4
) try and get some sex film and learn new things, encourage him to teach you what he wants. more tips later
[color=#770077]SPIRITUALLY: Make sure you pray for him always, Speak the word of God into his food as you prepare the food, Speak to his cloths as you wash them or in his wardrobe, Speak the word of God round your home and your matrimonial bed, When you two are eating , atimes be silent and pray. Lastly, this i do very well, when the two are one, during intimacy,pray whatever you want and wish because then your souls are tied together and your are one. I pray you get something good out of all these.

Interesting post! I wonder how the prayer during sex part would work sha! I think it would distract you from the main event! #justatot

@poster do not be desperate, many people are in mini hells in the name of marriage, and this is certainly where desperation would land you! I feel you pain am 27 and am not married but am not worried at all. I love my job and I thank God for my family as no one even raises an eyebrow, I know with all certainty that I would find that person that I would willingly want to spend the rest of my life with. Make this belief yours and enjoy everyday. Men have a way of smelling desperate gals and I think its generally a turn off for some. So just breath and live your life to the fullest!

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peaceheartt: Oh, I love dis topic,cos im a living example of siblings falling apart. my family is a great one, we are all so so united and love each oda greatly, even tho we are all adults now and live apart, we still do get in touch until 2009...........b4 den I was very very close to my immediate younger sis, she was my friend, my sister, my confidant, infact other friends usually wondered abt the closeness btw us, we were never apart, her friends were mine and mine were hers. We cd not do without speaking with one another for a day. even after we both got married, every opportunity we had, we try to spend time together, our husbands even wondered at our closeness, it was so superb, i loved her to pieces, but what happened?

In 2009, we had a very big fight and it separated us ever since, Not dat we never had fights and missunderstandings, we did and it was always resolved amicably btw us. This one was just so bad, I felt betrayed and back stabbed by her....(long story). We settled it somehow, but everything changed btw us, now we hardly talk evn on phone. Birthdays and festive periods pass by without an 'hello sis'...... I've forgiven her of course, but i guess its better to be just a sibling and apart!

My take on this, : I learnt a big lesson, never get too close to any of ur siblings, let dem remain siblings, and not ur friends or confidante.

thinking back i remember i friend of mine warned me abt my closeness with my sis, that it was not always good to make ur sis ur best friend and confidant, but i waived it off. When what happened btw my sis I happened, i remembered that advice.

I feel bad for you, cus am also very close with my younger brother and would hate to see if we ever fell out this way! Nonetheless I think your marriages are also part of the reason you stayed apart after fighting, you both had new bestfriends and confidants. All the same blood is blood, I think you should make a concious effort to restore the friendship at least to some level. Wish u d best how ever it plays out!
P.S we wouldn't mind hearing the long story oh!

I think parents are to blame, when you plant seeds of envy when bringing your child up. Constantly comparing them with each other or with other people, what do you expect. I love my family to bits and everyone is happy with each others successes and supportive of each other, my younger brother could call me in the middle of working hours to run an errand for him and i would and vice versa, that's the way a family should be!