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eapgold:
Please this is for serious people only. If you are not ready to travel within the next 4-8 weeks, please do not call.

We now process European Schengen Visa(Malta) in 4 weeks. No deposit, no joint account, no bullshit!

If you don't have money, please don't bother calling. We are sure we can do it so we are ready to invest our money for serious candidates only. Please come with evidence of your financial capability(atm balance print-out, electronic statement, CSCS statement, bank guarantee) e.t.c as well as your int. passport and eight passport photos (coloured/white background)

The cost is 600K. If you are ready to make a deposit you pay only 500K.

Consultation fee is N5,000.(Non-refundable).

Thanks,

Oleeee!!. get out of here. Thief.

Sorry, am out of here. no comment.

No problem. Obama will soon come with a very powerful deligate from US to come and apologise to Yar'adua. Because America cannot do without Nigeria. I mean the whole UN meeting was so boring and nothing was achieved because Oga Yar'adua was absent . NONSENCE.

There is juju for real. but trust me you dont want to be caught in that web. stay clear for now, if you believe in prayer and you know how to pray, pray for him, if the juju wears out he will come for you.

All the best brother. Both of you will need some education before the big nite, so dat you know just what to do and where to put it, dont you think?

i guess she has ended her relationship with the other dude, if so forgive her now. abi wetin. cant you see the girl they miss you and she dey craz for you.

Lagos. Centre of excellence for sure.

If you must be smart, connected, have ear close to the ground and be where it's really happening then it's got to be Lagos. I love Lagos. I miss Lagos, can’t wait to be in Lagos soon.

Yes, but not now.

He has done his best, but if his best does nor qualify us for the world cup, then he has fail in the mandate giving to him.

I have no problem with him as I am not a Football expert, but in this game, if you win- you take the credit, if-you loose you take the boot. It the same everywhere all over the world. All we want is result, not theory of why we loss.

The new airport is not just to support the current one; it is to support the lekki free trade zone. If the vision of the free trade zone is realized, a new airport is a MUST for the free trade zone. The vision is to create a “Small Dubai” in Lagos

Two airports for Lagos are not too much. London has two world major airports. I know Lagos is not in the level of London yet; hopefully Lagos will get there, but now is the time to plan for the future. Thank God for the thinking/working Governor of Lagos.

Theblessed:
The same applies to Lagos state governor too. With his own Revenue Allocation he can modernise the one that is there right now or, create a new International Airport alongside Murtala Muhammed, instead of syphoning some of these revenues in his several back pockets whilst waiting for the same Fed Govt to do it, when other states had none. That way, Fed Govt Resources would be equally and rightly distributed among states and thus, we can appropriately answer 'One Nigeria' for real.

Sorry theblessed, not sure you follow the thread from the begginning. The new airport is to be built by Lagos state goverment. Lagos state cannot do anything about MMA because MMA belong to the federal govt. And Lagos state is not asking the federal govt to contribute to the new airport, as someone said eairlier, it is Lagos state public-private innitiative project.

Ok, let me share this. It was in UK, where I was working. I had bought this bunch of banana on my way to work, It was launch time, was very hungry, so I went inside the car brought the bunch of banana to the staff room, started gulping the banana one after the other until I almost finish the whole bunch, when I look up I saw all eyes on me. When I got home and told my friends they had a good laugh at me. said I must have shown them we are truly living with monkeys in Africa. Wished I had eaten the banana inside my car jeje.

This is the funniest thread i have ever come accross in Nairaland. Could see myself all over in many of the stories, the plane, buses, soda, food stories etc.

guess any nigerian travelling abroad for the 1st time should read all this.

Seriously, it is a lot easier if you marry her for real. It will be a lot easier for her to settle down, work, study etc. Well if the marriage doesnt work out when she gets to uk, just find your way back to court again. Life is a risk anyway! Good luck.

@ Poster

You dont need to quarell with anyone comment, infact you dont need any advice. just keep your fingers cross, luck on your side the embassy will not call your bank and ask for the balance.

[quote author=phuck_NL link=topic=327026.msg4696878#msg4696878 date=1255068644]Take a chill pill with the "screaming scammers all over the place" Ogini.
The people getting scammed are also scammers themselves. Why would you want to pay someone to process a visa for you. That alone is a felony.
Both the scammer and the victims are scammers. finito[/quote]I laugh in nairaland. either way two wrongs do not make a right.

Dubstic:
I can arange a student visa for u to a university in scotland 4 january.den u may be given upto 4 years.its left for u to go to london or anywere.

I see you have visas for all the countries, bahamas, uk, us,  you must be the High Commissioner of Oluwole embassy. I beg Go and get a job.

LOL

I vote that this should be forwarded to all the embassies in Nigeria, especially US and UK.

Dubstic:
I hav som1 dat wil do it 4 u.cal me on 07030243752.

And I guess the person is Bahamas ambassador to Nigeria.

Thanks. Got it.

Please X-2-X, will appreciate if you can send me one too. thanks

From advert of US visa to Ireland visa, At least one will cash mugu. Get a job!!! Ambassador Ireland U.S.A. Scammer!

MrCrackles:
Get a fucking life, you thieving oxymoron!
Ebenezer, thunder fire your fraudulent asshole!

lol. I like dat.

na wa o!

whiteroses:
poster is a genius its happened to me before he thinks i'm cute and i wasnt gonna come accross as easy of course so i started playing hard to get, if you see the way he just blanked me and walked away worst day of my life! well i wasnt going to agree with him cos i had a bf but it belittled me, my inflated ego foofed out instantly lol
however a guy is notgonna get a girl if he cant tolerate a girl that plays hard to get tho its what we do cos if otherwise you'd say we are easy

At least I like your sincererity, not many gals will admit it hurts when a guy blank off like that.

To Ladies.
If you like and want him, you better grab him at once, oko won lode!

Am Nov. 7th

ole, barao.

who cares abt him, obasanjo or yar'adua.

easyvisa:
Scarmmers, wetin una dey wait for, he want french visa, make una rush amm

lol. se himself don scam a white man. funny.

i5r431:
It's not hard to gather the requirements of a visit visa, instruction and guidance are on the website; they can also go to the Visa Application Centre for advice if they are stuck instead of contacting you. Oh!! or you could offer to help them here and not have them contact you.
or they could join ukresident.com forum, there they would get free advice from genuine UK immigration solicitors and experienced members who give advice in the forum as part of their hobby and not for business like you, was were i turned to when i needed help before i naturalised as a BC.

Gbam!

Am not justifying adultery it’s bad and it’s a sin, but think of it, why do you think the rate of divorce is low among the blacks compare to the whites? Guess it’s because for blacks, there is no need for divorce, since they can eat their cake and still have it.

And believe me many wives of adulterous men accept it because they don’t want divorce. One told me the other day that in as much as her husband does it far away from their home and there is peace in her home its ok.