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tosyne2much:
To me, it's got to be amala

I hate that shit called "amala"

Is it the taste or the sight?
I don't know about the sight but for the taste, the best way to enjoy amala is to eat it with gbegiri (bean soup) & ewedu.

Pounded yam.

The bone shines like porcelaine!

fearlessfang:
send me your account number and I’ll pay for you to cook another before you poison yourself

Sir, can I send my account number?

I'll like to prepare something like this too. Thanks

Nothing jobless yoot no go see for junction!

Foo1ish woman wasting her husband money all for clout. Men wey dey marry nigerian woman dey try. Well, the husband fit dey even "steal" the money sef!

Like husband, like wife.

I got hooked to rap music early 2000 listening to Eminem - cleaning out my closet & Lose yourself. Reason been that I was able to relate to those tracks because he had the type of childhood I did. Subsequently, I started listening to Nas, Rick Ross & the likes. Most rapper are very intelligent & experienced; they'll dish out lot of knowledge in just 3 verse. I never liked raggae music until I got introduced to Damian Marley & I'm hooked. I love conscious music & music that makes of think deep like Rakim & Nas because you are definitely going to learn alot from their lyrics. Sometimes, I just need to read lyrics on the internet to get my morale boost, so I'm very careful of the kind of music I listen to. All these genz rappers is a no-no for me; too depressing lyrics & sounds.
Btw, I dislike gospel music with passion only if it's (hard) rock gospel music.

Gospel music fit turn man to simp!

I like r&b too & my best r&b music is "Stole° by Kelly Rowland.

That's why I stay very far away from woman; they can easily fork your life up!
Na business or transactional sx dey make me relate with woman. Awon alaye baje!

A foo1ish thief stole my phone & I called Opay to freeze my account so the were will not move my money. Now wey I don retrieve my line, make Opay unfreeze my account, they are busy forming one kind security for my own account. Even after I presented my Int'l passport & nepa bill, they are still forming that they are a very secured platform. I will make sure I collect that money o - 50 pa! And make sure I demarket them every opportunity I have. I wonder how many people money dem done use style chop with this way.

I care about my mental health & peace of mind.

I'll rather sell pure water where I can control my time & life than work for any foo1ish oga in nigeria. The oga will make your life living in hell, especially if his homefront is frustrating him; the were oga will transfer his aggression on you!

Kini big deal?

I see it as fun ride for the kids. Infact they will be happy all through the day at school. I only hope it's not an everyday thing for the kids because that could affect their self esteem.

Any bet 9ja code for today? I need like 10k for the weekend.

A big human worrying unnecessary over a baby human. Sometimes I don't desire bringing kids into this world because of unnecesary & self afflicted worries & responsibility like this. I'd rather worry about world peace & peace in the middle east!

Btw, I doubt if any of those coconut head genZ know about Fido Dido!

Babanla reverse psychology. Nigerians mumu gan o! Just tell them what they want to hear.

EyeCumInPiece:
Always quick to rush & issue advisory on how to endure & adjust to suffering, instead of doing the right thing by providing steady electricity.

Dead country!

This is commendable, inspiring & news worthy than gifting an opportunistic, low-key golddigging O, hiding under the tag of a girlfriend!

Nice one Victor.

Simp, get a life & stop foo1ing around!
Will you?

Wait fes make I call my aunty for there to know if na true you dey talk. But if na lie, madam, get ready for heavy duty curse & the one wey dey defy gravitational force. Also those people here that will tell you to use your japa funds to invest in farming in nigeria, I'm still shopping for the materials wey I go take form una own special curse.

I go like date or marry Fulani girl but I hear say dem dey use that stick wey dem dey take coordinate cows, beat crase commot for person body before dem give you wife. And I heard also that dem sabi jazz.

Ayjay44:
local

Do CO instead of caine.

Amala & abula is my favorite & I'm still able to eat it everyday because I eat out & it's very affordable. Only in Lagos I'm not able to eat it frequently unless I go to Labule. And it's freaking expensive there.

God bless Odua Land!

Local or Int'l?
Reminds of that great piece from Rick Ross & Nas - Triple Beam Dream.

RevenuesBoost:
Did you study Yoruba in school? What if you're the wrong one?
Argue with Google not me.

Okay o. No vex.

RevenuesBoost:
Not Kponmo,

It's "Kpomo" not "Ponmo"

Use google please

Don't allow mother tongue confuse you .


Most times it amazes me when people say what they don't know with confidence.

Madam, the etymology of that word is from the Yoruba language.
Let me break it down for you now, woman it's simple;
"Pon" means "back" or "to back" while "mo" means "with" or "along".
Fyi, I'm a very cultured & intelligent Yoruba boy. I no dey shook mouth for mata online & offline, anyhow. I was only trying to highlight a misnomer here.

A simp has done it again. Na why Y! boy go everly dey cashout.

Black by Kenneth Cole is cool. I once rocked it.

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It's "ponmo" & not "kponmo"!

I hate when people bastardize yoruba words. Same with those that try to "funkify" Yoruba names spelling it wrongly. They spell "Bola" as "Bhorla" or "Yemi" as "Yhemmy". Sometimes, I feel all these genz children should be lined up & shot!

My mind dey tell me say na the op gangaN do that sh!t.

Op you 4cup & must be thoroughly!

I remember when I went to visit my x one time like that. I gave her some money to go buy some food for us, including her elder sister. The girl went & came back almost immediately; I was surprised!

Later, whilst seeing me off, I asked my x how she was able to come back with the food so quickly. The said to me frankly that she does not trust her sister with me alone in the house. Then, she went ahead to tell me how her sister "snatched" her first boyfriend. I became speechless till we got to the busstop.

Woos wobi, op I no get any advice for you because you are a very weak simp! Na for that your babe to organize men make dem mend you.

I'm slowly evolving from a gnostic christian to being an atheist.

Bro, this your post is kind of unethical!

Tinubu jaz strong o!
The country should just collapse.

Who get this man phone number? I wan text am better curse.