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and for those of you criticizing all unilag girls, i don't think it'll be fair to generalize. Not all of them do such. There are still a significant number of responsible girls there. so dont let dem also bear the crosses those 'bad eggs'.

wow! dis must be a dream or sumfn! i know dis lara girl very well, my secondary school mate. Good girl gone bad, so sori for her. I just knew one day such a thing would happen. I've been a student of unilag for 4years now, and for once av not set my eyes on her. I just keep hearing she's in Unilag even though my faculty(Engineering) and hers(law) are very close. She's just a disgrace. Pathetic!

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What would you do if you left for work, came back home and found out that your mother-in-law had put tribal marks on your son's or daughter's face?

As a punishment for misbehavior, Thai cops have to wear pink Hello Kitty armbands.

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Sealand claims to be the smallest "country" in the world. It's not even made out of land.

Men have nippples because, as an embryo, everyone is a female until the Y chromosome kicks in.

Believe it or not, you actually CAN'T see the Great Wall of China from Space!

If you take your age and multiply it by 7, then multiply it by 1,443 the product repeats your age 3 times.

Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries because Colgate translates into the command 'go hang yourself.'

In Topeka, Kansas it is illegal to sing the alphabet on the streets at night. It is also illegal to install a bathtub, and you may not scream in a haunted house.

The longest MONOPOLY game in history lasted 70 straight days.

Justin Bieber can solve a Rubik's Cube in less than 2 minutes.

Humans don't just shrink with age. They shrink EVERY DAY.

The human mind can maintain social relationships with up to 150 people!

You can overdose and die from coffee.

Vikin:
GbagaunCop, how can this be my role model when i dont even know what it means, nkita lacha kwa gi ike,

go figure it out

What would you do if you left for work, came back home and found out that your mother-in-law had put tribal marks on your son or daughter's face??

its not online yet. its only available for mtn caller tunes!

lol, just accept it like that. Not everything can be proven mathematically

lool what else can you call it when the father of a star goes missing. Is it not abduction? Naija police don dey craze

Studio CFR:
you're a fooooool
dont u ever reply to any of my post again

^^^
check
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-400818/Elephants-broken-hearts.html. hope that answers ur question

At exactly 07 minutes and 08 seconds after 6 o'clock on October 9th of this year it will be 06:07:08 09/10/11. This will not happen again until the year 3011

People who laugh a lot are much healthier than those who don't.

Yes, you CAN tickle YOURSELF! The only place you can tickle yourself is the top of your mouth. TRY IT.
The sensation of tickling is important to have. It's similar to the feeling of having bugs or spiders crawling on you. The reaction you have to being tickled is important to keep those kind of animals from crawling on you.
You tickle mostly because of surprise. Even if you know you're about to be tickled, you don't necessarily know where, so you react by being ticklish. When you try to tickle yourself, it usually doesn't work because your brain already knows how you're going to do it. You can't tickle yourself because you can't surprise yourself.
Possibly because the roof of your mouth isn't used to being touched like that, it still tickles if you touch the roof of your mouth.

McDonald's SALADS are more fattening than their burgers.

India has more honor roll students than America HAS students.

Blueberries are purple!

Never miss a high-five again! Look at the other person's elbow first.

Albert Einstein left his first wife for his COUSIN.

Like fingerprints, everyone's
tongue print is different!

The female praying mantis RIPS OFF THE MALE'S HEAD during s-e-x!

A strawberry is not an actual berry, but a banana is.

A lion's roar can be heard from five miles away.

Having blue eyes is actually a mutation. Before the mutation occurred, all humans had brown eyes.

Your earlobes line up with your nippples

cooool! seems u're a lil bit smart today? keep it up!

Studio CFR:
yes i be boko haram and your father is my chairman

*NO OFFENCE*

(-__-) ok, plz reduce ur vitamin P intake. tnx

, and more

Only 55% of all Americans know that the sun is a star

One tablespoon of semen has approximately 20 calories. Semen also contains zinc and calcium which helps prevent tooth decay.

Oysters can change genders back and forth.

Did you know that "ough" can be pronounced TEN DIFFERENT WAYS?
There's "cough" (which rhymes with "off", "enough" (which rhymes with "stuff", "dough" (which rhymes with "no", "through" (which rhymes with "do", "thought" (which sounds like "awe", "plough" (an alternative spelling of "plow", "hiccough" (an alternative spelling of "hiccup", "hough" (an alternative spelling of "hock", "lough" (an alternative spelling of "loch", and "thorough" (which has a different pronunciation in the UK than it does in American English).

The Bible is the number one most shoplifted book of all time.

Breathing the air in Mumbai, India for just ONE DAY, is equivalent to smoking 2.5 packs of cigarettes.

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.

Make a fist with your left hand, squeeze your left thumb, then put your right index finger down your throat. NO GAG REFLEX.

There are more plastic flamingos in America than real ones.

The longest English word, at 45 letters, is 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis'.

If you walk and talk with someone, eventually you will synchronize your steps with each other.

More facts

When you kiss someone for a minute, you both burn about 2.6 calories.

An elephant can die from a broken heart.

It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.

'racecar' is spelled the same forwards and backwards.

Laughter is extremely difficult to control consciously. Most people cannot laugh on command.

2% of Earth's people have red hair.

'Dreamt' is the ONLY WORD in the entire English language that ends in the letters 'mt'.

'Dysania' is the state of finding it hard to get out of bed in the morning.

Havingg S-E-X can reduce a fever because of the sweat produced.

Cracking your knuckles does not actually hurt your bones or cause arthritis. The sound you hear is just gas bubbles bursting.

There are weird similarities between Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were shot in the back of the head in the presence of their wives.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
Lincoln was shot in the Ford Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, made by Ford.
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you.

You can't hum while holding your nose closed.

You're more likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket than you are to actually win the lottery.

If you touch your tongue while yawning, it can stop the yawn.

Women speak about 7000 words a day.
The average man averages just over 2000.

'Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia' is the fear of long words.

Jellyfish evaporate in the sun. They're 98% water.

No word in the English language rhymes with purple, orange, month or silver.

When a person is tickled, the response is actually a form of panic, as the brain interprets the tickling sensation as produced by spiders or other creepy crawlies on your skin - the uncontrollable laughter is a response to panic.

Yawning is contagious - even thinking about yawning is enough. After reading this fact, there is a 50% chance you will yawn.

The total weight of all the ants on Earth is about the same as the weight of all the humans on earth.

Grapes EXPLODE when you put them in the microwave!

In Japan they have square watermelons.

more coming soon!

(-__-) smh

jokingmary:
The second guy

how?

Studio CFR:
where are the mods?
I want dis question and answer thread moved to primary school students section

Thank You

Exits Thread

smh, must u always show the world how DULLLL u are Damn!

smh, dat guy must be extremely duullll!

^^lol

lwkm

nyc ! dat must be a correct ibo man!

Studio CFR:
nothing embarasses me

ok. Noted!

Studio CFR:
words cant bring me down

\___ <---- please hav a seat! tnx for your cooperation 

*thumbs up* nyc 1!

Koolking:
What happen if the cash stuffed into the ATM are counterfeit?

they are not dat dulll now, it should have a counterfeit detection technology embedded.