Lmaooooo

Apple1992:
Please read this to the end, though it's lengthy. Apology for any blunder.

Yesterday me, my friend Charles (not real name) and her girlfriend Janet (not real name) were returning from church, we were heading home, when suddenly Janet, asked Charles to handover his phone to her, Charles. gave her the phone. I and Charles did not suspect or expect any fouls play because that's not the first time she holds the phone and by right a girl friend has the right to see or holds the boyfriend phone if need be.( my opinion)


But we notice when the phone was handover to her , she immediately open the phone, remove the battery, sim card and the SD card, then put back the battery without putting back the sim and the SD card. I personally was confused I don't know about my friend but I think he was more confused than me.


When my friend asked her the reason for that, she said nothing, we were all mute, we trekked a distance when the most surprising and the most shocking happen.

When we got to the head bridge, we stood and look for bike. Janet, pass us and threw the phone into the river. I was like is she mad, what did she find in the phone that got her so furious and if she found anything that upset her was this the right action to take.

charles, asked her in a calm voice why? she respond in aggressive voice "don't asked me any stupid question" the anger was burning in me I feel like devouring the girl or tore her to pieces, how can she do that to my friend now that phones are costly? many things run throw my mind,

I look at my friend, he said we should go, I said to him we should do what? he said let's go. I said to him we can't just live her let treat this girl, he said no. "I always said am the last guy that will rest up my hand on a lady" and Janet is not just a lady but my girlfriend and my lover, so I can't, everything happen for a reason " Charles said to me.

As we were about to live, Janet call us back, hugged my friend kiss him. And I was even more confused. what is it today. Then he open up to tell us that he was tempting my friend to see if he'll rest up his hand on her or embarrass her. But she now sees my friend as a good person who love and respect her.

At the present she open her laptop bag and remove a brand new Infinix zero to my friend which is more better more costly than the techno Y7 he was using.

She said even if my friend beat her up or threatened her, she will still give him the phone but that will be the end of their relationship.

So nairalanders, if you were in my friend shoes, will you act as he does? to me I won't o seriously already i have asked him to give her the beating of her life which he refuses. But now I have learn, maybe if it happen to me next time I will try and control myself.

Mtchew. Nonsense

Mtchew.

Omagago:
Absolutely nothing.

For this recession abi??

your nose sha..

importexpert:
When a man loves a girl, he would want to go over mountains and seas for her. Some girls have discovered this and have positioned themselves to take full advantage of it. Sadly, most guys are not aware of this. It often takes another person to realize that the guy is being used. If you are in a relationship, here are seven ways of discovering this for yourself.

1. She does not take no for an answer:

If your girlfriend likes to have her way at all times, it is a sign that she is emotionally blackmailing you. She has studied you and come to realize that you love her. This is now her bargaining weapon. If you have an argument, she would do all she can for you to concede. If that fails, she will resort to tears because she knows it will break you.

2. She wants you to invest heavily in the relationship:

You may ask "What is wrong with it?" Nothing, if only she invests in the same measure. If you are the one always investing in a relationship and she rarely invests in the same manner, bro, she is just enjoying "dividends of a maga". The simple fact is, if someone loves you, there will be the natural instinct to give all she can. While there is need for reciprocation, true love does not try to get first, instead, it gives. no matter how little she gives within her capacity. it is better for her to take her little time to prepare nice eba and egusi soup for you than to go and buy it elsewhere.

3. She cancels plans with you repeatedly:

If she is fond of cancelling any plans that you both have made and does so with reckless abandon, watch it. No one who loves you will keep you hanging like that. "But she gives reasons why she couldn't make it", you say. Those reasons are excuses, and she gives you because you need something to comfort yourself with. The time and attention she is starving you of is what someone gets with ease.

4. She does not really care about you:

When a girl loves a guy, she wants to tell him everything that is happening with her and also wants to know what is happening with him. If your girlfriend does not show interest in knowing about what is going on with you that is a red flag. Rather than know about your progress with life, she occupies herself with telling you about her needs or family problems and needs, you really need to think twice.

5. You have a desire to gain her approval:

A woman's desire is what her man should have and not try to earn. If you feel the need to get her to like anything you do or approve of who you are, then you should be careful. If your girlfriend discovers this desire in you, she is supposed to help you address it by telling you she approves of you unconditionally. If she does not but instead feeds that desire, you are not her lover but her worker who is trying hard to earn her approval.

6. She uses sex as a bargaining chip:

It is up to the two of you to decide whether to abstain or have sex. The problem here is if she uses sex as a tool for negotiation. She knows most men will make a decision based on what lies between their legs rather than what is in their heart. If she deprives you of intimacy just to have her way, it is clear that she is trying to take advantage of you.

7. She makes you feel guilty:

Guilt is a powerful emotion that most people do not know how to cope with. Your girlfriend too may recognize this and try to use it for her own good. When she needs your presence, she will probably say something like, "I know you don't miss me anymore, that's why you don't hang out with me" or when she needs something, "I know you don't care about me and how I survive. Later you will say you love me". If your girl makes statements along these lines, she is trying to get you defensive and then do her bidding. It's simple reverse psychology!

If you discover you are in this category, it is best you break up with such a girl. Manipulation is a decision and not an accident. That girl is not your girlfriend but a manipulator .

No. 5 goes both ways

DICKtator:
Calm down Lalasticlala and chop your snake meat with Orijin abeg!!!!.

anything fit happen between now and 28th!!

It is still around 8:00p.m.

27th never pass so chill first.

then talk about this tomorrow!!!

Hahahahahaha

babaCHAIR Lawal

Make Amelika Great Again

wiloy2k8:
There's a sponsored post floating on Facebook that former Minister of Finance‘Okonjo-Iweala will be running with Adesina in 2019. Don't know how true this is because she has denied that she would run for Presidency.

this would be awesome. This is what we need. Seasoned technocrats at the helm of affairs.

Vanguard what are you waiting for before you go an interview my brother?

Something is fishy

Use adrenaline

Elshahzad:
G

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sarrki:


A coin as two sides

It simply means to you baba is not performing .

To me baba is performing beyond expectation.

We are over 170million in Nigeria all if us can't think same way

Shut up

NwamaziNwaAro:


A revolution is imminent
But
Nobody wan die for Naija.

wetin you dey wait for to start am?

Fweshpikin

Lmaoooooooooo

OshoFree dey truly purge Belle.

How did this make FP?

Allspired:
When a Man is in love, another mumu is indeed born

lmaooooooo

dabrightt:
y didn't you put your pics on ur profile if u are cute

same reason you don't have yours on your profile. Now move ahead!

funmilade4real:


post ur px or ur wive's

lol.. And you think I'd be childish enough to post the pic of my loved one on social media? Think again bros

EvangelistNdudi:
that is what is killing this country
This shows that you careless about what the person (you know) is saying, you are only listening to them because you know them

May God help you

After he has first helped you.

Ogbeni make way jor

She ugly

Who know this one?
Mtchew!
Next please.

Mtchew

POTUS...

Meh..


Next pls

Mtchew.. Who dem epp?

Following

daneni1:


Try and see for yourself

ja well, there is no alomo where I am

Smellymouth:
All these women screaming, "Facck me harder, baby don't cum yet, scatter the punnay, tear the punnay..."

Na dem dey make men take viagra..

If you are a sex freak, just gimme 100gm of tramadol and one bottle of Alomo, I will end your career in one night..

Does this work.