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How are we sure this is not a fake news?

Okay, wetin make we come do about it?

This dude looks more like a pedophile, someone should check his moves around that kid.

This ubi guy is ugly though. Emma still a hot bih, nigga I'll smash.

Can iyabo ojo send her back to jail real soon so she can stop constituting nuisance?

Dude, how many times una wan create thread for Mr. Paul cars. E be like say una nor wan get sense abi?

rattlesnake:
Use ur brain
Must religion tell u even how to sh1t?

Funny thing is the so called 'religion of peace' also tell 'em to recite something-something when they want to use the loo.

Is this not the bitttch that 'fell' pregnant?

TwoBottles:
My guy met this beautiful lady and instantly fell in love; she consents to date and marry him on the condition of "no sex until marriage as she is still a virgin". My guy agrees and after two years of vigorous dating and counselling he engaged her: we were so happy for him and envied him for having such a beautiful girl. In the third year, they got married in a big way.

On their first night together, my guy had bought 'Goya oil' to facilitate the process so as not to injure her as she was still a virgin. To his greatest amazement, she swallowed everything including his scotrum sack. His manhood was like a little finger in a public pot.

My guy has been depressed to this day. Moral of the story is " never believe her when she tells you that she is still a virgin".

LMAO!

Dottore:
His noise has made him very popular in Nigeria and beyond, his noise has made him famous, earned him a lot of fans and taken him to places you and your household will never reach in your lifetime. His noise is making him to continually wine and dine with people you can only see in TV.
His noise buys him exotic cars and valuable possessions.
His noise can feed you and your family for your lifetime and even take your gf and wife away from you.

To me I give honour to whom it's due.

Can you tell us what you and your entire village people have achieved with your quietness, your talent and your certificates if you have any.

This is more like using a sledge hammer to kill a fly.

snowxandria:
she is still the ugly hoe in their mist

Bring your website and Adsense so I can buy them

And people still do business with you? With all these distasteful comments you always drop on this forum?

Someone needs to check that nincompoop of a man called okorocha. I think he has mental problems.

Yusuf use head hit ground from power bike, ehen!

How that one that concern us?

jericco1:
he is just too childish......

Is it your childishness?

And you expect us read all those up there? It's like head is paining you.

Mgbeke feeling funky.

Princeofasia:
Am selling my LG G4 . bought it to make a short review and selling it now. Phone works perfectly but you might need to replace the battery. Its used as you can see from the pic
Price :10k
Location is Fagba. Lagos.
Note I am not going out of Fagba to meet you. If you can't come here don't bother.
Drop your number and I will whatsapp u.

So you can rob the person right?

Officialgarri:
Is that's Rochas Okorocha's doppleganger?

No, that's papi komoli of oshodi, he's the forth in command of oshodi NURTW.

Oyindidi:
Na Mrcork him just dey catch fun

So that dude is a fccccking faggit ?

Oyindidi:
Boxer007 see your missing ribs

I thought that dude is gay or something...

ajensly1987:
Honestly, I was bored with heat here in Calabar but this post especially the comments just Brake my boredom like minimie Chin Chin. for me She looks like Ogoja FUfu.... She can even make erect d.ck in the bedroom to fall. Let alone dinning

Abeg how ogoja fufu dey be?

bornagainpussy2:
Yes boss nice & happy to hear that, but why go awol now bro?. . Bring back the fire of those glamorous year..

I'll see to it breh.

NyenwePHC:

Baba NLA! The living legend!! Baba I salute so tey I tire, I ..where have u been all this while?

Bruh, I still very much around. Hope you good?

bornagainpussy2:
Nairaland has Come a long way, such that there are notable members that have gone Awol. Those people have in one way or the other contributed there own quota's to the growth of this noble site.

I think there should be a time to remember / ask after one and other when still alive than d usual crowd gatherers to type RIP. (such won't be our potion)

One of my nairaland guy is the only husband of Rita domnic & d only king of banana Iceland.. Mad but very creative with words and the used of it while cracking up his joke that u will end up learning one or two things.
But pls I think Yuzedo is the same as Nwamaipkei don't know if I get d spelling right.

Another is onihax.. Iyangbala,, policewoman.. Obontami.... Amarababe that igbo Yoruba wife lols... Also RIP to freeman a..

Ttru those name mentioned above I was able to bring mostly all my colleague in stanbic bank that year to this forum and they are still members..

Pls if u people are still with us indicate & u can as well mention those u missed too.

But someone should help Me with Yuzedo and Nwamaipkei

I'm still on nairaland bruh.

oboy81:
@obontami Aee your Girl

Bruh, I still need that bitch succulent lips around my dick.

Does anyone takes Jimi seriously in Lagos? Dude needs to sit his stupid ass in his pharmacy.

This fat bittch with a miserable saggy boobs is nothing less than 34. Bitch is fcccking lying about her age.

NyenwePHC:

This lady is my spec I no go lie!
She reminds me of victoriacakes, those thickness and thick lips will put to better use slurping my huge cucumber

You are not far the truth bruh. Victoria cakes is a real nympho.