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Baba enter Harvesters for Gbagada, u go nack ur preek go pain u, Na aboniki u go use rub am

After service, just approach any girl walking that u can drop her off. Then stop by at coldstone n order pizza n ice cream, then ask her to follow u so u can enjoy it

Make sure ur AC is on full blast so her clit0ris would be having hiccup as u drive home

The rest as they say is history!

AwkaetitiBabe:
Here to read lies o. Cos I can't imagine making demands on a first date! Unless you don't like the guy and wanna chase him off

Babe are you related to Obasanjo?

Such an imbecilic husband!

How can he still allow her to answer that Ikeji after being married? Well, he doesn’t have a say since he stays in her sisters BQ at banana island

No, it’s not op.

Infact, it’s easier to go to London by road or for Osinbajo to become President than for u to get a government job without connection.

The slots in all federal parastatals are allocated to senators, HOR, ministers, governors etc so the adverts u see online are just to waste people’s time.

I have a friend that got NIMASA job offer before he finished his masters abroad and the space was kept for him till he finished. Guess who his uncle was, deputy senate president!

With the way almajiris give birth, that country would hit 500M before 2050

Ok

If only there were neck trainers so the curves can be around the head and maybe boost the brain cells!

kennygee:
I've noticed this Toheeb guy puts in a lot of effort in his imitations. But how does he make money from all of this.

It would surprise you he doesn’t make shit from it! This is actually a mental disorder being portrayals creativity but Nigerians won’t know cos quite a lot of them are mentally impaired also.

Or if you had a company, would u want this non entity to be ur brand ambassador?

That boy looks like Ubi

Cc. Ex-Unilag girls aka Sharwama n coldstone = Open legs lmao

Perfect combo!

One is gay and the other can’t even get any guy hard anyways!

I agree with the guy before me^

Has she found the father now?

And why does his face look like he’s 45yrs old lmao

Was he not?

He kept our money for us and has been releasing it little by little from his grave even though Buhari and his people have been using it to fuel the jets for foreign trips

Is that Beyonce or Funke Akindele

This was before tundeednut stole an iPhone and was almost beaten at Old Kent road and just before he got deported from the UK

I hope his sham wedding works out in Atlanta so he at least gets his papers and can return home peacefully. It must surely suck to be an illegal immigrant in Yankee

When people try hard to show off on the gram, something surely doesn’t add up!

Well I can’t judge her, it’s better to cry in a huracan than on a bicycle

Meanwhile, where’s Airforce1?

no way this dude is a lawyer, he’s probably the choir master in Olumba Olumba

But u never can tell oh, those 2k affidavit lawyers for Ikeja high Court fit do am sha

Lmfao!!!!!

Mschewww cars that have never left his compound.

Razz human being!

Quite impressive!

And one vagabond just dropped out and is about to be the third or is it fourth baby mama to a frog!

Someone should give me that ‘I spit’ image

These ones copied Tremendoc and Kangpe then claimed to be the first telemedicine software

EXLOVER:
Nairaland mods will just push topic to front page without even brushing their month.

my first ever FTC, I'm dedicating it the girl that broke� my heart� yesterday, the heartbreak kept me awake up till now.


I just need a hug right now.

I tire o baba, especially after having snake pepper soup as dinner a day before

DREAMZZZ:
so girls do not wear pant again....below is my kinda camel toe

That’s a transgender Bro, stay woke!

It’s all hate and envy in the industry!

These guys would say Yinka Quadri is better than Jason’s statham if possible just to make themselves feel happy.

Odunlade is the best!

Ok

Odunlade is incomparable, the other guy should stick to his old man or babalawo role abeg!

Thick with ibotan and stretch marks

Schizophrenic patient!

Good!!!!!!!!

Remains MC Oluomo to contest for Lagos governorship and Abu Abel Egbarin go run for Ogun State governorship

Foolish country!