₦airaland Forum

Post your dicpic and if it’s worth it, I will DM u and we can hit it off.

I will fund you music career with my salary if you can Bleep me well

Corridon:
Where in Umunze did you tasted it?

God punish ASSU

Talent will take you places
Not like that talentless frog-voiced noisy cultist always paying for pictures and collabo with big celebs
Foolish, grammyless, song-buying clown!

Wapgod:
What do you mean by Signing of bond?

When you join as a newbie, u r forced to take a car loan and also sign an agreement that u won’t leave the bank for 2yrs!

FreeStuffsNG:
Smh. Probably because the man is not one of the top monarchs in the south and their culture permits such hand shake. It is not strange to see community heads dress and interact casually with the people especially in the SS.

Which one is Akwa Ibom king again? I believe there are more than a tribe in Akwa Ibom state.

Is that trainers that HE Atiku is wearing on Agbada?
check my signature for free stuffs!

Orthopaedic shoes

Access bank!

Reasons:
-99.9% of the staff developed BP while working there
-Unrealistic target and KPIs
-Frustrated supervisors
-Zero work-life balance
-Forceful car loans etc
-Your friends and family just feel pitiful for you
-Signing if bond, making it look like witchcraft or 666
-Occultic MD that sacrifices his staff for rituals
-I can go on and on but mehn…I am tired of typing

Oloriburuku Speaker, boasting like he’s the one that brokered the deal.

When all the students have turned to olosho and yahoo boys, meanwhile he’s there shuttling between his bachelor pad at Oniru, his 2nd wife’s place in Lekki and his home in Abuja

Y’all lots will never know peace and your life will be like Nigeria is!

mannasseh:
ASUU loosing relevance

You are absolutely correct cos if not, your loose will be spelt as lose

Eyin obinrin adugbo Nairaland

Op lo ron mi sinyin ooo

Won ni Ki e ma shey Imo toto obo yin oooo

Churchkilo
This is beautiful and your wife is really pretty.

Pls take good care of her and I pray God blessed you financially to fund the lifestyle she wants.

Don’t cheat o. Okay cheat, but after 3yrs of marriage sha and always remember; Bleep the hos outside like bitches but always remember Home is where ur heart is.

Ok

Hahahahaha
Op, you forgot to add this;

Meet them on July 1st and then by a July 2nd their status will be ‘birthday in a bit’

Run!!!!!!!!

Naija girls de do bday 5days after they meet every new guy lol

Ugly side chic lol
What do men really want?
U leave chimpanzee go de cheat with baboon

Siddon there de form envy
U nor know say when dem send 10notes of $100 to them, na Ghana must go u go use pack the naira lol

Let them pride in peace o, Ko easy!

Sentimental preecks everywhere
Someone broke tha law and his vehicle was confiscated, so he didn’t know it was his means of livelihood when he broke the law?

Since he wants to assist every predicament-inclined Nigerian, he should also go and bail all yahoo boys in efcc net, as long as they can claim they are into fraud cos the govt couldn’t provide jobs for them

Michelle70:
i like nipples

Oshey Awon eeyan Nipsey Hustle lol

Awwwwww see JK looking good.
Good to see him after a while

Uptheante:
Even those wey no get killer shape dey do ashawo nowadays.
Ur job as a guy is not to stop them or to even advise them because they will never listen.
Ur job is to pound their toto to ur full satisfaction then dump them to the trash where they fully belong.
Na so the matter be

Hahahaha this got me laughing this Monday morning
Thank you for the comment
BTW, na fact be ur comment
Bleep the obo karakara n dump it for the next fucker!

Nothing changed, he just got fatter probably from taking cyproheptadine!

He still has the same rough, crackhead look!

British High Commission na em de stay for that house with arc like 2bedroom house for Odogunyan?

Lmao, Naija don cast!

E remain money to ship and clear lol

Ok

That one for right sef na woman?
With chest n hairy chest like IamDBull

Beauty and Brain, rare characteristics among the female species especially the Generation Z

They would rather watch BBN and argue about housemates than get a certification in AWS to land them a 6-figure job role in IT

Dey therr de chop breakfast for Toronto meanwhile ur wife classmates from LBS de chop am steady for ur matrimonial home

Ok good.

For a sec, I was thinking the Eleyi Of Ogun Stare has finally allowed Shettima’s boys into the SW.

I mean, he should be okay with the kidnappings and ritual killings but bombing a place like RCCG camp?

That would have been one hell of an incident

Rozross:
Serves him right, he wants to eat his cake and have it

Lol
More like hit the coochie and still have it

Voldoz:
OP thanks for this knowledge.

You did well.

People say I’m a good writer and narrator but Op, you are better!
If I could write as well as you, I would resign and be a literature writer.

See me reading and visualizing the stories

LaSenior:


Na when auto pilot and main pilot go fight I dey wait

We need to be seeing the cockpit activities through a big screen while sitting at the comfort of your chair in the passenger roll

Foreign plane crash na mostly pilots errors and terrorism attacks

I fit give u 2rounds for that ur 2nd paragraph
U get sense pississ

U want us to tell u to abort the baby and kill the poor little foetus abi? Ori e ti daru

Condom is 50naira for gold circle but u chose to go raw and now u r telling us u r an orphan

Well, nothing stops an orphan from being a father, don’t stop the generation of ur parents never did by giving birth to u.

Very good!
It would be soothing to see Tinuku getting 30votes in Orlu and 24 in Ihiala