₦airaland Forum

Thortp:
You mean a former Bank CEO?
Haba, he will be very sound with statistics

The other person is a chartered accountant from Chicago but he said statistics don't matter.

Willy7:
And yet some homo sapient will dedicate their miserable lives to insult, mock and denigrate such a gift in human form. I may not know if Peter Obi did excellently well as a governor, but one thing I can say is that he has gotten pretty better over the years and as far as this election season is concerned, he is far above other contenders. Nobody match him. Truely, the votes Tinubu will get in this election will determine how many stupid and mad people we have in this country.

The problem with the nation is that stupid people are majority. LP need to go into education of stupid people as soon as possible. You know all those foolish animals from Chad and Niger republic don't even know who is the flag beerer of APC. They will go mosque or townhall meeting and would be told to just tumb print for APC during election and they will do just that.

onez:
God bless incoming president Peter Obi. One agbado who claimed to be an accountant said data is not important in this age and time.

The Bulaba man must be somewhere in Cheltenham rapping and dishing out more gaffes and his urchins hailing him. After the rap na to enter London hospital go recharge.

sonmvayina:
Vibrations...

Consciousness.....

Thats the problem, language barrier. Check the dictionary image below.

Bible calls it spirit, and in everything there is negative and positive. The negative is called demon and the positive is called angel. Islam will likely call it another thing, Eckanker call it vibration, Buddhist will call it another thing. Igbo people call it Mmo, science call it consciousness. Don't let the devil trick you with languages, we are saying the same thing.

MufasaLion:
When will you people (both genders) learn to stop bearing the burden that was never meant for you?

Doesn't she have a father or mother that could enroll her in school? You left educated women to marry someone you'll be funding her education, what for?

Your premium heartbreak is about to start!

The worst is he is still asking what he would do? To me, supporting anyone to go to school is not a crime if you have the resources but if he or she is ungrateful just save your money for the grateful ones.

sonmvayina:
Demons don't exist either..

They are all characters in a fictional stories/book

What would you call the operating system running in our brains?

annayawchee:
Honestly..

Life has never been this hard.
Inflation is just high,
Standard of living is just high,
Landlord choose this period to increase their rents.

Nothing is cheap, not even food..

Xmas is just 3 weeks away.

I've reduced my expenses to be barest but e still choke ...

How una dey cope??

Garri and groundnut has been very wonderful. Though you still need 2k to get one bottle of groundnut and half paint of garri.

Abeg who get 2k there?

All I know is, the name of Jesus gives demons headaches. Devil has done everything possible for us not to believe it. He either make those who witnesses first hand mentally inbalance or make them poor so no one will give them listening ear. However, God's give riches to who he wants irrespective of anything while the devil copies. Fact is if you are looking for evidence to believe God, you may never see any because, they are very common around you. Roll with the positive energy and that energy is Jesus.

Pickmycall:
The notorious bandit leader said some minutes after he stepped out of his house that was when the military jet striked his house.someone in the military may have informed him that they were coming to bombed his house.

Live na, the man got the info and japa

Viridis:
Facebook the hub of fake messages and pictures now I get where you get the shit u wrote

Bro wisdom is better than foolishness says the Bible. If you don't like Facebook, join Nasa and SpaceX on any platform you like

Hezzyluv:
See liver na and see the guy mouth like Latrine.


But on a serious note, North sopoz get their own country to be ruled by Northerners just like Talibans dey rule Afghanistan.

Turji is already controlling zamfara and expanding but army is at izombe chasing Mkpuru miri boys. Now that Turji don vex collect 20m, by January he will need new naira notes and recruite more foot soldiers. Practically, North is been controlled by bandits, no wonder we no hear massacre in zamfara again. Government has really failed. Zamfara people should just make Turji governor and have peace.

Viridis:
Guy what's all these

You didn't Gerrit? Don't forGerrit, join. Nasa group and SpaceX on Facebook you go begin reason differently.

Viridis:
Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-63845082.amp

Copied from Aliens... Bombers and fighters will end up looking like UFOs. It will be able to start and stop in the air like a car even on high speed. It will be able to change directions within seconds and accelerate faster than a Ferrari. By 2030, we shall have a lot of mysterious creatures in the air made by man.

dat9jaguy:
The man had to be reminded before doing the needful.
A man gunning for presidency had to be reminded about the most basic thing in seeking elective position, presenting your manifesto (I.e,your action plan if you get elected).

Over 60yrs you have been seeing manifestor back to back, what have we achieved? Lets learn how to change things if the old one is not working.

LesbianBoy:
It's the arrogance for me

Well I don't blame tinubu sha. He has studied Nigerians well especially the young people and knows they are foolish and have a pattern that's why he is this arrogant.

I just wish Nigerians back home can surprise him by voting Peter obi and standing by him to turn things around

You are right, Nigeria has pattern. They put value on what they don't have. As Bulaba no Wan grant interview, they believe he knows too much and powerful.

Emperormartin:
Someone is dodging for job interview but wants to get the job...

If Tinubu becomes president of Nigeria everything will go wrong in this country

Likely going to be worst than buhari because Shetima will be ruling by proxy and the aides will park all our money and inflict more pain. The Bulaba man will just set all his % cut from all corners of Nigeria and disappear to london

DaniDani:
Police team should do proper and thorough investigation to unravel the cause of their deaths, wall gecko is a smokescreen.

My dear the story get k leg... Nigerians for don finish na. Do you know how many wall gecko in people houses... Playing in the kitchen steadily.

Nazgul:
Lol...so suddenly he's going to meet with the president just like that.

Now I sincerely believe what some people said that what triggered his release was because Southerners were rejoicing over his post on Deborah's murder.

My point exactly. They discovered he is one of there own. I think every Muslim man is indirectly a jihadist or a jihad sympathizer.

Eriokanmi:
Brave boy. His popularity begins. You'd go places boy, for telling Nigerian gullible youths the plain truth about our leaders. I'm so sure you're among those who were made to waste 8 good months at home as a result of someone's clueless rule.

The boy was right . Aisha in 2022 is clearly different from.the Aisha of 2015....feeding fat on tax payers' money. The rate at which the woman trades in fx with direct links to the CBN no be wasa. All their shady deals in this administration will be exhumed someday. There would be a pharaoh who would reign and would not know their Joseph.

The only thing I don't like about him was his support for the killing of the poor Deborah who didn't mention Muhammed or made any inflammatory comment about him, contrary to what her killer had claimed. Thanks to the voice message which proved them wrong

May be they released him after discovering he supported Deborah's death

Mercury12:
Why having all that money and still make terrible decision picking someone like Kim for a wife. Hoes are not wife material.
Look for a decent Asian Africa or a well brought up white girl and marry.
Now he got himself into an unending drama with dramatists Kim family.
Life is too short for all that BS

May be na the same people wey sacrifice his mother mandated him to marry Kim or lose everything. You never know devil


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OnionBandit:
Restricting it doesn't mean it shouldn't be taxed. It's just a way of discouraging it because of the high volatility of the market and the unknown actors behind it.

Most of us who are into crypto will tell you the Government has been vindicated. More than 99% of investors have lost over 90% of their investment in crypto..Market has been bleeding for over a year now and the blood is still fresh and running.

I won't forget the day I woke up to see my investment of a million naira dropped to less than 50k. My own sef small..You need to see how a friend could not eat well for days because his own dropped from around 11million to less than 100k.

Well, all these story no concern Government. That tax must be paid. Tax and death are the only certain things in life

So government is now discouraging risk takers and if you succeed, you pay tax. You and this your government no get sense. Anyone who is into crypto knows it goes up and down (volatile) so it's a risk. However, the naira they are encouraging, how far? The same 11m is worth almost nothing now just a space of 1yr. 11m was 22k$ but now, it's about 11k$ just a space of 1yr. They should allow us do our crypto in peace since they no Wan provide job. Greedy government

imoh4king:
I was using Instaforex since 2012 but their representative office in Lagos (Instafxng) has just terminated all business with Instaforex.

Pls, what broker do you use that is reliable for easy deposit and tension free withdrawals.

XM.... So sweet for me, everything simple and clean.

https://www.xm.com/referral?token=9p9hVMSJigKVTSDb4YIRLw

OloYeOfEgbE:
Gettat..

Hahaha, it's simply frustration of a single mom. She no need man ooo but inside her she wishes man dey house dey provide and arrange things.

She dey work 16hrs a day to make ends meet. Some people dey work 24hrs here and still go home with 25k at the end of the month. Anyhow you look am, abroad better pass this dongeon unless Peter Obi enter next yr

Slawomirr:
Damnnn niggarrrr

Too bad

How the body of small small children dey move men still dey baffles me

15yr old girl don big for my area. Some of them get big breast pass adult. We need to review adult age... I think it should start from 16yrs. Alot have changed in our food and diet. The only thing I blame the man is disrespecting the wife. If na konji, that one is no man's friend.

Mourinho24:
Good day my informed Nairalanders!

There's an email I got from Kenneth Okonkwo anLP spokesperson that I have won a certain prize of hp laptop and tv for being among those selected for a birthday wish to him.

Right now, I'm confused cos I called one Mr. Sunday delivery and he is asking me to send some money for him to waybill what I have won to me.

My question is, no another scam be this? Has anyone here gotten an email like that? Pls, I need your responses. Thanks and God bless.

Keep asking

Nadingo:
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Hello guys, we had a rather awful experience with this fish. Aside the fact that wife over fried some to a point they tasted like thin glass, all of them have so much sand in them that we couldn't consume it.

Pls, note that we used blunt knife to scrape the scales and we also removed the innards one after the other before sun drying them to rinse out water. And when we noticed the water used in washing them was muddy and grainy, we rinsed them EIGHT different times until the water appeared clean.

But unfortunately, we still couldn't eat after frying because of the amount of sand we encountered.

Where did we go wrong pls?

You do not wash with salt

Malcolmprincex:
Former Miss Croatia, Ivana Knoll, has responded to criticism over her revealing outfit to the 2022 FIFA World Cup in Qatar.

Knoll, who dubbed herself "the world cup's hottest fan," sparked controversy after she attended her country's match against Morocco wearing a risque outfit, before changing into another, even more exposing dress for Croatia's second match against Canada.

The beauty queen can be seen in photos that surfaced online posing for selfies with fans while wearing a checkered minidress that bares her breasts.

After the photos went viral, Knoll came under fire from social media users, who berated her and warned her to respect the cultural code of Qatar.

Well, reacting, Knoll said she was "super angry" when she heard about the modesty rules in Qatar and decried that she wouldn't stop wearing outfits that expose her body.

According to the 26-year-old, she has no fear of being arrested by the police.

"I think how can my dress or bikini hurt someone? Please explain me that. First I was thinking if the World Cup is happening there (Qatar), for sure they will allow us everything to make it comfortable for all fans without any of the restrictions.

"Then I heard about the rules and I was shocked. The dress code forbids showing shoulders, knees, belly and everything and I was like, 'Oh my God, I don't even have the clothes to cover all of that'. I was super angry because if I'm not a Muslim and if we in Europe respect hijab and niqab, I think they need also to respect our way of life, our religion and in the end me wearing dresses, bikinis because I'm Catholic from Croatia who is here because of the World Cup.

"But when I arrived I was surprised they were not making any problems about dressing, they allow you to wear everything what you want - except in government buildings, and in the end that's fine." She said.

Asked if she had felt there was any risk of being arrested for her outfits, Knoll replied, "I am never afraid of something like that."

"The reactions are very good. Many of the Qatari people came to me to photograph me. If they hate it and they have something against it, they wouldn't do it. I think it's just another way of life, me and them." She added.

See more photos of Knoll below,

https://twitter.com/Jesuspi64069418/status/1598034491096076288?t=S4yhNLN4au0DKHPeFAxomA&s=19


https://www.instagram.com/p/CleEImPPkqs/?igshid=YzdkMWQ2MWU=

OK..make Croatia score winning goal at 90mins let's check if it's sexy or not.

Meanwhile PalmPay dey share money, try your luck.. Check my signature.

QuinModah:
Last Friday, I hugged one of my most impressive colleagues goodbye. He turned away, sobbing. I turned away with voice quaking, realizing what a big loss he would be.

Later that evening, I had another get-together with a second friend who relocates this week. While discussing his massive expense, he suddenly slouched in his chair, stressfully squeezed the empty ragolis bottle in his hands and concluded:

"Oremi, this relocation has cost me almost everything"
"You don’t want to know!" He further sighed "You don’t."

Today, with the help and data from three (3) relocating friends, I compile the rough cost (below) for prospective relocating families (focus on UK) and a poem for my friend and Nigeria:

Cost of Japa from Nigeria for a family of 4= 180k
Renewal of Passport
Official rate 22k
Accelerated rate 45k
Some pay as high as 75k

Transcript 75k
Usually, one parent is a student
30-45k for school runs
25-30k to send

Estimated Tuition fee deposit
11,000-18,000-pound sterling
4.5m most schools want 50% deposit

Proof of fund (In deposit)
Family of 4 need 25m in deposited in an accoun 2-3 months

UK Visa 1.4m
Family of 4 pay 475-pound sterling

NHF
Family of 4 pay 875-pound sterling

Flight ticket 2.8m
Depending on booking
700k person x4
Some have booked as high as 1.2m

Arrival Accommodation 4.4m
1st Month shortlet 200-pound sterling per week
refundable deposit of 250 pound
First 6 months at 750 pounds

Total Cost 19m for family of four to UK not Canada or US. It can be cheaper or more

Oremi, I hope we meet again,
as you japa to find fresh grain,
to return if Nigeria again reigns?
God, will any leader ever end this drain?
But prayers will be in vain,
if in 2023, unwisely we vote again.

God bless everyone who has relocated. God bless everyone staying behind. God bless #Nigeria.

I am even too lazy to calculate the total... Help us with total.

All my strength is focused on voting Peter Obi. Bulaba can go to hell and continue his Mkpuru miri business

RobsonsTARz:
Preak dey blame toto for belle wey Lynda get

Nonsense!

Blamers association of Nigeria

Reinamaria:
His body is slowly shutting down.
What he needs now more than anything is to be surrounded by his family.

Organs are retiring...

Igbo:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/11/photo-buharis-daughters-join-tinubu-shetima-women-campaign-in-katsina/

They are feeding fat from APC so they want the looting to continue, if the poor masses Wan die make them die, it's none of there business