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Politics › Re: Mid-Year Assessment: Rate Your Governor And The FG by ocelot2006(m): 1:57pm On Jul 01, 2013
omo9ja1: I think some AD Govt are performing tha PDP ones
Here we go again...
Family › Re: Is Ben 10 Cartoon Appropriate For Children? by ocelot2006(m): 1:46pm On Jun 30, 2013
Kaycee7: So you people will go to work, leave the T.V to raise your kids and then come back to talk shit. Ben 10 is violent? Demonic? About Revenge? Wonders shall never end. Yet every kid can watch Dumebi the dirty girl.
Let me tell you, if you don't raise your kids yourself, noone will.
Ben 10 that swore no sacrifices in his quest against the Highbreed. Ben 10 that fights mainly robots and aliens. Ben 10's parents that rarely appear in a season and who Ben 10 cares for and respects. I hate arguing with, with, with, idiots. Watch a show with a mature and unbiased mind before talking nonsense.
Finally, advice.
A. Ben 10 and other action toons is for kids in primary 4 and above, that should be 8 yrs and above who can tell the difference btw animation and reality.
B. Japanese Anime is strictly off-bounds for pre-teens. Its too complex for them.
C. Raise your child correctly and when he grows, he will not depart from it. Try as much as possible to guide your kids as they watch their shows and explain certain facts to them.
Apply the above and stop making idiotic assumptions and accusations against a good show.
Thanks and GOD bless.
Mbok 1 carton of bee..I mean, ribena for you. Excellent post.
Family › Re: Is Ben 10 Cartoon Appropriate For Children? by ocelot2006(m): 1:40pm On Jun 30, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]Most cartoons contains violence..

Voltron
Naruto
Tom and Jerry
Power Puff Girls
Dexters Lab
Space Ghost
The Amazing Spider-Man
Superman
Batman
Ed, Edd and Eddy
Flintstones
Etc

So I guess you non violent parents need to subject your kids to watching only shows like;

Barney and friends
Bob the Builder
Thomas the tank engine
Etc

Also, most boy toys like guns and things too should be avoided and replaced with teddies and Barbies.. grin

In the end, when your sons grow up to be queers, you would turn around and blame society.


[/quote]Don't forget to add Power Puff Girls in your first list.
Travel › Re: Nigerians And Fake Accent by ocelot2006(m): 8:22am On Jun 30, 2013
joeydozzy: The bestu acenti you can get anywiere nwanne m is the Ibo accent
Notu justi Ibo, the thicky one nu ooo

Babies and oyoyo m na adabekes all feeli lovudu by me and ha ncha orluways wanna geti down withi me wink wink
grin. grin
Family › Re: Is Ben 10 Cartoon Appropriate For Children? by ocelot2006(m): 7:44am On Jun 30, 2013
Phonon: If you had even mentioned "The Simpsons","South Park", "Family Guy" or "American Dad", then one would have considered this newsworthy.Mtscheww.
Those cartoons are meant for adults only.

@ topic, there's ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong with Ben10. I got to watch Voltron, Terra-Hawks, and even Star Wars as a kid, and I turned out alright. As a matter of fact, these programs fuelled my interest in aviation.

Now Barbie is a dumb one.
Politics › Re: Progress Report On Uyo Main Airport Terminal Building( PIC) by ocelot2006(m): 11:05pm On Jun 27, 2013
rooftech: what has he done. your blind eyes will one day be opened.TO WHOM MUCH IS GIVEN MUCH IS EXPECTED. 2TRILLION OVER 6YEARS COLLECTED AS ALLOCATION EVEN THIS MONTH 69.9 COLLECTED AND YOU ARE RANTING.

YOU CAN NEVER COVER THE TRUTH .
THE AIRPORT,IBOM POWER PLANT,5STAR HOTEL WAS DONE BY THE LAST GOVERNMENT.
THERE IS NOTHING LIKE IBAKA SEAPORT.

STOP THIS NOISE.
Will you STFU?! What the helldid Attah do? If you mean leaving the airport at bush-clearing stage, no single good roads across the state, then sure, Attah "achieved" a lot. Abeg give Akpabio the kudos he deserve or get the Bleep out. Nonsense.
Romance › Re: An Apology Letter From Men To Women by ocelot2006(m): 5:46pm On Jun 26, 2013
berem: Who run the world,

girls! girls!!

"Dancing alingo"

cheesy grin
Complete the sentence: EMPTY VESSELS MAKE THE ..... .....
Romance › Re: An Apology Letter From Men To Women by ocelot2006(m): 5:36pm On Jun 26, 2013
bukatyne: I have read the OP and I don't seem to understand what is causing the wahala here

That men should be learn to love and cherish women esp. their wives and treat them right?
That men should learn to be more matured and not selfish?
That men also want to be admired and cherished by women and women should learn to do so?
That women should forgive the men in their lives if they have not lived up to expectation and start afresh?

It's well with the kind of men we have here o
And what of you girls/ladies? You do know it's a 2-way street, right?

Whining all the time and being self-centred does not make you matured. And sleeping with doll babies/teddy bears at the age of 19+ sure as hell don't make you a woman.
Romance › Re: An Apology Letter From Men To Women by ocelot2006(m): 5:22pm On Jun 26, 2013
Lemme guess, a woman wrote that letter on behalf of men. Anyway, I don't think any man in his right senses will write that joke called a letter. Apology my foot.
Politics › Re: Glo Targets Corporate Clients With Managed Data Facility by ocelot2006(m): 4:46pm On Jun 26, 2013
ledafaze: Are you saying in Lagos? Is Lagos State the best location with respect to disasters? Please these guys should do their survey very well if they want to be a giant providing cloud computing services.
Well, Lagos makes perfect sense. Keep in mind that most major corporations are based there, and the landing point for GLO1 submarine cable along with other major facilities and HQ owned by the coy are all based there.
Politics › Re: 43,400 PHCN Workers Cleared For Payment Of Severance Entitlement by ocelot2006(m): 1:31pm On Jun 25, 2013
lrguru: Bunch of marafakas... Let dem all go to blazes, and may all severance paid to them be used in buying fuel for their generator and servicin it too.lifeless piece of low life-worthless-backward-no good-.retarddded-shameless assss wipes....mtchewwwwwwww
Kai!! grin
Politics › Re: Power Cuts Worsen As Generation Drops By 1,598MW by ocelot2006(m): 10:56am On Jun 24, 2013
tit: the solution is diversification of power generation.
the gas powered plants are susceptible to sabotage/failure.
the gas supplies come from one source, the volatile niger delta.
the hydro plants are susceptible to weather and the countries through which the rivers pass (Cameroun, Niger,) before getting to Nigeria.

Nigeria needs to add coal powered plants to the portfolio.
we have abundant coal. The US, China, RSA and many other world leaders are dependent on coal to meet their energy demands.
We are only shooting ourselves in the foot if we do not use this natural resource under our feet.
I think a number of coal-fired power plants were planned for Enugu and Cross-River.
Politics › Re: Power Cuts Worsen As Generation Drops By 1,598MW by ocelot2006(m): 10:50am On Jun 24, 2013
idlaw2k3: Decentralize power let each state invest in powerplants , generate and distribute power to its indigenes and power failure will be a thing of the past. As long as PHCN remains one large elephant we will never have constant power.
The FG via NERC issued that authorization OVER A YEAR ago.
Politics › Re: Sanusi, His CBN Mistress And Their Escapades - Premium Times by ocelot2006(m): 3:50pm On Jun 23, 2013
logica: *whistle* Hey monkey, go here:



LMAO at uplift: you mean downgrade. That will never happen. Akwa Ibom local yampion. The one-eyed king in the land of the blind. I am sure that's why you think you are superior to everybody when it comes to technical knowledge? You are probably just a technician; I gave you too much credit calling you an engineer.
Awwww, feeling butt-hurt kiddo grin ? I'm no tech guru, but I sure know A LOT than you grin !! But hey, look on the bright side, at least you've learnt one thing at your computer classes (SQL ;d ), and my free lectures grin . Now be a good boy and say thank sir grin . Maybe when you're done, you can mail over your résumé, and i'll see if you've got what it takes.

Now, buzz off and go read your books, dimwit grin .
Politics › Re: Sanusi, His CBN Mistress And Their Escapades - Premium Times by ocelot2006(m): 3:41pm On Jun 23, 2013
Oh by the way kiddo, your SMSs are not stored in plain texts, but ENCRYPTED. And no SWITCH/CORE network engineer can access it (remember, customer privacy).

Now go play with your dolls, kiddo.
Politics › Re: Sanusi, His CBN Mistress And Their Escapades - Premium Times by ocelot2006(m): 3:30pm On Jun 23, 2013
logica: LMAO. Now I know you were fired and you didn't resign as you claimed. Covering up incompetence with an essay will not help you. And that is simply because you cannot comprehend simple technological concepts.

Who are you trying to impress? Dude, I design and develop systems (software) so that monkeys like you can come online to brag even without a clue of the internals. Have you ever implemented a cipher encryption algorithm before? You are then bragging from using a component that uses it? You are probably the first to study Engineering in your family; hence the chip on your shoulder. Me and you no dey category; and that's putting it mildly. Low cadre Field Engineer feeling funky.

In trying to show you are a tech guru, you just ended up showing yourself up. What is a cipher key used for; and how does it relate to encryption? You probably think the keys are used to open a door lock or something. Mugu. And once again, why do you need to mention BSS when we are speaking of SMS access? The best analogy I can find is, we are speaking of email snooping, and some Australopithecus (that be you idi0t) comes along and starts speaking of the cipher used in the satellite dish.

So was I supposed to draw up a diagram to explain to you; or did I say I came up with the diagram? Any f00l can check the URL of the diagram and know where it came from.
Wow....just wow....I must admit that this was a mistake on my part talking to class A buffon like you, cos all you've just posted in a bid to cover up your ignorance on a subject matter and bluff your way through (disastrously) is nothing but a big pile of TRASH/GIBBERISH. Seriously dude, what has "satellite dish" got to do with all this ;d ? You keep posting crap post after post, further exposing your total Ignorance of the whole subject. And you wonder why you keep failing your exams (I'm pretty sure you're one of those prepping to retake the external GCE ;d ) . But hey, keep claiming that you "design and develope systems" (and I must be Barak Obama grin ). Son, yourr right about one thing though, we're definitely not in the "same category" as you can only pray God uplifts you to my level (it will equally involve a lot of hardwork on your part).


Oh well, here's a little advice: stick to what you know best (which in your case is probably Facebook, whizkid, and African-Magic), and if you don't know much about a subject matter, STFU, listen, and learn. Mkay, kiddo grin ?
Politics › Re: Sanusi, His CBN Mistress And Their Escapades - Premium Times by ocelot2006(m): 11:50am On Jun 23, 2013
Even the depiction of some of the core network elements in that picture of yours is wrong. The MSC is an ISDN switch, not some server, the EIR (like the AuC) connects directly to the HLR, there is no TC/RAu between your BSC and MSC for the CS path of your so-called architecture, or any PCU between the BSC and SGSN. The SGSN and GGSN are routers, not servers, and I'm yet to come across any architecture were the SGSN connects directly to the Public Data Network (PDN) instead of through the GGSN. Next time, stick to what you know kiddo.
Politics › Re: Sanusi, His CBN Mistress And Their Escapades - Premium Times by ocelot2006(m): 9:59am On Jun 23, 2013
logica: Sorry Mr Engineer, but this is something that has been done before. I don't need to be asking anybody. The only DIMWIT here is you because you have no clue. You think you are the only one to have worked with a GSM company? You are probably one of those bespectacled buck toothed dunces who don't know what's going on around them. SMS is stored in plain text and not encrypted and all it takes to dig up a history is to run simple SQL commands.

First you say it is impossible to crack the encryption of BSS, next you say no engineer will be so stupid to snoop; so which is which?

You are indeed correct I mixed up BBM and BSS; BSS which is the Base Station Subsystem. Who won't get confused when you begin to speak of BSS and just throwing acronyms around as if you know what you are talking about in a matter concerning SMS? Who in his right mind and with technical awareness will bring in BSS on a matter of SMS system intrusion? Now tell me, is SMS stored in the BSS; that you keep throwing up BSS? Does the BSS contain a database for storing SMS messages? Is BSS not simply used for transmission of voice and of course SMS? So why do you keep yapping about BSS? We are talking about the SMS-GMSC end (software end), this mugu here is making noise about hardware end of BSS. Are you OK sef?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d1/Gsm_structures.svg/800px-Gsm_structures.svg.png
You, sir, are a class A buffoon. You either have a problem with simple English comprehension (if so, I suggest you retake your WAEC/NECO exams) or you're mischeviously trying to twist my posts to suit your own need, cos all you've posted is just a big pile of CRAP. READ MY PREVIOUS POST AGAIN, YOU slowpoke!!

First of all, what the hell is "encryption of BSS"?! Didn't you see the words "AUTHENTICATION AND CIPHERING KEYS" in my previous post? Keys that btw are generated at the AuC (check my 2nd post again), a network element found within the network and switching subsystem and attached to the HLR , hence my further emphasis on NSS/SWITCH ENGINEERS? By the way, these keys, Ki and Kc, are equally found at the BSS end of the system in every subscriber's SIM, the later generated during tge authentication phase of a call using the cipher key generation algorithm A8 and a random number RAND generated and sent by the MSc/VLR during same phase. Every BSS engineer knows this. But hey, I'm going abit too deep.

By the way, where the hell did I mention that SMSs are stored at the BSS end of the wholee system? I DARE you to repost a quote from ANY of my previous posts were I said so. Any one who has gone through the basic GSM system achitecture knows that the SMS-Centre or SMS-C is located at the NSS end of whole system architecture, hence my emphasis on NSS/SWITCH ENGINEERS.

Oh, one more thing, posting a pic you just googled from the web in order to look cool and hide your stupidity won't help your case. And you did mention BBS, not BSS, 'though I'm pretty surre you wouldve spelt it correctly if you actually knew what you were yapping about. Adios, douche bag.
Politics › Re: Jerry Rawlings Blasts Premium Times Over 'irresponsible' Journalism by ocelot2006(m): 7:03pm On Jun 22, 2013
The funny part of all these is that no other self-respecting media house, even those owned by the opposition, air/present the same stories peddled by either Premium Times or Sahara Reporters. Yet some Nigerians are so gullible and will swallow every lie hook-line-and-sinker without using their damn thinking faculties to sift through the load of crap in order to get to the truth. I say, BAN THESE FOOLS.
Politics › Re: Jerry Rawlings Blasts Premium Times Over 'irresponsible' Journalism by ocelot2006(m): 6:53pm On Jun 22, 2013
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!I SAID IT!! Premiumtimes isn't a media house, but a house of QUACKS and RUMOUR MONGERS who spread nothing but falsehood. It is high time the FG shut them down PERMAnently!!!! Clowns!
Politics › Re: Jonathan Bars Ministers, Others From Partying Abroad by ocelot2006(m): 5:49pm On Jun 22, 2013
OliverPin: mr president you are talking nonsense. why would i earn up to that amount and not spend lavishly? what should the money be doing in my bank account? nincompoo Thats what you get when you over pay lazy ass fellas who also steal and get away with it. nincompoo undecided
Are you a govt official. If not, then go ahead wwith your lavish spending anywhere you want (don't forget to also book a class on english comprehension, 'cos you obviously missed the part that the new directive's for govt officials).
Politics › Re: Sanusi, His CBN Mistress And Their Escapades - Premium Times by ocelot2006(m): 5:20pm On Jun 22, 2013
logica: You are really the naive one. I don't need to tell you what work I have done but give ANY Nigerian number, it is easy to get a history of SMS messages without physical access to the phone. You keep talking encryption blah blah and about voice calls. Are calls the same as SMS? Or you are not aware that BBS uses encryption and compression while SMS doesn't (and which is why RIM's BBS has had issues in certain countries as it makes surveillance difficult)? with the technical knowledge you have, BBS and SMS are the same right? You do have no clue, do you?
Lawd, I give up, cos I'm obviously argueing with a dimwit. What has RIM's BBM got to do with this case? Btw, of course I know RIM's BBM (not BBS, douche) is encrypted, hence it's use in the business community, and why govts like the UAE and India pushed for access to their servers. That's all old news, slowpoke.

The bottom line is this, no member of the DSS/SSS or any NSS engineer with any GSm service provide (who, by the way, are very serious about the privacy of customers) will be SO STUPID to snoop in on one's SMS and release its content to a cheap-ass media house like premuim times, or any other house for that matter. It is NOT that simple as the movies you obviously watch A LOT. If you think it's that easy, ask any ENGINEER friend of yours in any of the major GSM coys to help u with that, and let's see their reaction.
Politics › Re: Sanusi, His CBN Mistress And Their Escapades - Premium Times by ocelot2006(m):
logica: LMAO. This dude funny sha. Even people who are not SS; just mere engineers working for Phone Carriers have access. Phone tap? Interception? Do you even know what we are talking about? Dude, a phone conversion is different from an SMS. An SMS is very easy to access unlike a telephone call simply because copies of each SMS are stored in multiple servers and usually along the path of delivery.
Dude, you're so naïve. You think it's that easy? For your information, I worked as an engineer (Access/BSS though) for one of the major telco coys in Nigeria before I resigned. ASK ANY NSS/SWITCH OR EVEN BSS ENGINEER IF IT'S EASY TO EITHER INTERCEPT BOTH AUTHENTICATION AND CIPHER KEYS USED FOR ENCRYPTION OF TRAFFIC CHANNELS for voice calls or if it's easy to snoop on people's SMSs without raising red flags, even if the engineers have access to these servers. If it's so easy, why don't you ask them to help u out on one, and let's see the reaction you'll get.

Again, your previous post on the secretive Security Services accessing one's SMS under the pretense of national security but with the sole aim of releasing it to the public is simply laughable.
Fashion › Re: Helen Paul & Uti Nwachukwu On The Cover Of Redsheet by ocelot2006(m): 3:22pm On Jun 21, 2013
oluwadare26: This Uti of a guy fine no be small..he's always cute as in..always on Point.

Note- Me no be gay o but just admiring him coz Na everyday i dey c new person wey go admire me shaa ni...
Uh huh....
Islam › Re: Pregnant Muslim Woman Attacked In Paris, Loses Baby by ocelot2006(m): 10:21pm On Jun 20, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]I really dont know what to say to this story... angry


My evil side is Happy. Afterall, thats what her fellow religous mates have been doing to xtains... The Human side is very sad, above her religion, shes ultimately human. A living being..


Who is that demon that invented such a divisive weapon like religion.. angry

[/quote]Yet you call yourself a christian, abi?
Politics › Re: FG Sends Food To Troops In Mali, PT Reporter Threatened With Arrest by ocelot2006(m): 5:05pm On Jun 20, 2013
Whoever believes this load of CRAP from PremiuTimes is either ignorant or a CLASS A DUNCE? We deployed over 1000+ men (infantry, special ops, intelligence, etc), millions of naira of war equipment and heavy weapons, combat and transport aircrafts and helos, and other ordnances SEVERAL MONTHS AGO. Do you really think the Nigerian Military High Command and Defence HQ will be so stupid not to pack much needed daily rations from the troops, and just rush them in MONTHS LATER?!



It's high time the FG bans premium times or whatever those morons call themselves.
Politics › Re: Sanusi, His CBN Mistress And Their Escapades - Premium Times by ocelot2006(m): 4:00pm On Jun 20, 2013
logica: Ha see this guy. This was probably done by the SS at the prompting of someone close to the presidency. All they had to say was Sanusi presented a threat to national security. And then anonymously fed the news to the press.
Do you really think those in the intelligence service will be so daft to carry out illegal eavsdropping without proper authorization/warrant from a Federal Court and the top echelon of the DSS, the office of the NSA, and possibly the presidency? Do you really think it's that simple? Even if authorization to carry out a phone tap/interception by the DSS/SSS's SIGINT unit is given, do you think it's that easy to access the closely guarded encryption keys used in a service provider's authentication centre (AuC) without raising A LOT of eye brows?
Politics › Re: Amaechi Accuses CP Of Leaking Security Information by ocelot2006(m): 9:26am On Jun 20, 2013
PEREP: So Amaechi can write Mr President? I thought he is bigger than everyone as the leader of NGF. NGF that proposed a fuel subsidy removal and shy away when the heat was much, forced the whole country to adopt one of them as the President and Vice President, Pro Amaechi Govs rushed to the media to demand 'No State of Emergency' which their Oga @ the Top (Tinubu) wanted and many more in Nigeria.

If he has no confidence in the Police Commissioner, it won't take anything to change him and I am sure Mr President won't hesitate that in the interest of River State People but I doubt if any other commissioner will not give details of security meeting to the AIG, DIG and IG who reports to the same Abuja 'Politicians' Amaechi feel he is not comfortable with.

I am waiting for the day an ordinary PH man will vote Amaechi over Jonathan.

The drama continues.....
No Governor can change any ComPol assigned to his state. That order comes DIRECTLY. from Force HQ via the Force Secretary.
Politics › Re: Sanusi, His CBN Mistress And Their Escapades - Premium Times by ocelot2006(m): 11:33pm On Jun 19, 2013
blueheart: This report is too detailed to be considered fictitious. Kai, which way Nigeria!!?? undecided
So, how were they able to access Sanusi's text msgs? If they did, it is a blatant invasion of one's privacy, similar to the controversial wiretapping of victims by News World in Europe, and the paper MUST be punished severely.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Drops Charges Against Russian Arms Suspects by ocelot2006(m): 8:18pm On Jun 19, 2013
kkkp: Nigeria always afraid...am missin Muammar Gaddafi
Read the post again, douche. It clearly said that the 8 crew men were basically sent to relieve the previous team that manned the ship, hence the decision to drop all charges against the former.

No wonder NECO's failure rate is high.....
Politics › Re: Troops In Mali Haven't Been Paid For 3 Months - Premium Times by ocelot2006(m): 11:33am On Jun 19, 2013
Revolva: What a nation.....troops not been paid for 3 months i shame for Nigeria...a nation thats is damm rich...but stingy because of wikedness within the people
And you believe those fools? Are you that gullible?
Politics › Re: Troops In Mali Haven't Been Paid For 3 Months - Premium Times by ocelot2006(m): 11:31am On Jun 19, 2013
The FG MUST call PremiumTimes to order for the continuous peddling of unsubstantiated rumours as news. Haba! If the salaries of every other officer, NCO, and rank-&-file serving in the 3 service arms within and outside Nigeria have been paid their wages, do you really think Army HQ will owe those deployed to Mali? If anything, the Nigerian contingent deployed ought to earn more than their collegues.

Ban those premiumtimes fools for spreading falsehood.

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