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We started as friends. We were so close she could do anything for me and I could do anything for her.

She had a boyfriend who was a serial cheat and treated her like trash. It got to a point they broke up and he left. She was heartbroken.

I gave her my shoulders to lean on. I was there for her throughout those turbulent times and made sure she was never sad again.

She moved on. 2 months on we started dating. It was all fun and rosy. I'm not the type to fall deeply in love or should I say, women don't tickle my fantasy, I'd rather be with my goons than be with any girl.

But this girl came into my life and I don't know what she did to me to make me so in love with her. I loved her, she loved me. It was a heaven made match and a relationship anyone would wish for. On my birthday she got me a really expensive gift and I fell even more for her.

3 months on, her birthday was close and I was planning to make it special for her. Then I heard her ex came back in town, I wasn't troubled, "she loves me so much and she won't bat an eyelid for him anymore" I thought.

And then it happened. She left me for her ex who came back for her. I heard from a reliable source that before he came back, they'd been communicating online and the guy told her he's coming to take her back and he did take her from me.....

I am broken.....
I shall rise again in no time, and when I rise... I AM GOING TO BE A HEARTLESS MONSTER.
These hoes... non virgins or virgins, young or old, I shall toy with their emotions and break them....

GAME ON

Calm down boy. Pick your pieces, learn your lessons and move on.

But please,do not make the mistake of paying back evil with evil especially 0saying evil to innocent ones. Here this warning, whatever a man sows he must reap.

If you made up your mind to pay evil back, you will regret it.

Beremi:
You are bullying me. Please stop

Sorry girl. I said it jokingly. But please don't form a picture of beautiful city with this poultry. This is never anywhere near beautiful city okay.

Please don't think those pictures are beautiful. They are slumps. Ghettos, not supposed to be inhabited by living things, like fowls not to talk of humans.

Beremi:
PH is a beautiful well planned city with paved streets

Just shut up please. So you called this ghetto beautiful?

Chidorx60:
You are right again...only when it's subject to human ability...
.I trust God to lead me to the right person and with God the best is really the best

Okay, but remember God told Prophet Habakkuk, if I am mistaken, to marry a harlot, right?

So who knows who God will give u.... lol....

Chidorx60:
I agree.....but there is really no harm in wishing for the best of everything

Absolutely..... Yes.....

But

Believe me honestly, that best is not really the best.....

Loveprick:
God help this country

God won't help them, rather God will help the good ones who suffer in this mess called Nigeria.

Heaven helps those who help themselves. 6 years, he is still telling stories, Chad doesn't negotiate, you know. and no sane person negotiates with terrorists.

Chidorx60:
whether she feels there is something better outside doesn't really matter at least u are assured that you are the first person to see her unclothedness.....it's far better than having a lovepedler as a wife ....whom gateman,friends, colleges and even enemies may have slept with at one point in your her life...

Don't worry, when you mature further and see other sides of life, you will understand better...

opebiboy:
Audio coronavirus

Don't mind them. "He who the gods want to kill, they first make mad..."

It's obvious that these stupid people are now politicizing this virus.

If they have ears, let them hear. This is not the same with the fight against bokoharam they politicized.

Someone should tell them that this continuous lockdown and hunger will bounce back on their face and destabilize the economy and the polity.

The long term and ripple effect this will have will be overwhelming for Nigeria.

They should desist from playing politics with this virus and start being truthful with the whole thing

bigpriik:
That's why it's good to marry a virgin.

You think so?

Let me tell you bro, most virgins, whether men or women, always think there is something outside which they didn't taste before marriage...

After that long wait for sex, and they had it the first time, they are like "is this the sex that I had been dying to have or does it mean that out there there must be someone who is sweeter?"

That is the irony of life..... human wants will always be insatiable as Economics puts it. It takes God's grace for all things to work out for you not really because you are this or that way...

tayebest:
Sex is overrated!

Lol. Na only married men go understand this. bro. I feel the same way too. so so overrated.

Coolabbie:
Exactly!

There is something wrong with your black parents for unleashing you into this world so you can spew nonsense like this.

You are still a monkey to the whites. Keep àss-kissing

Will you shut up you poor thing, and go to bed.

tubolancer:
Black in America don't follow simple instructions like their white counterparts. When the isolation began blacks were roving abouts not mindful of the dreaded disease. May God help the blacks all over the world.

Of course bro, blacks are always the same, whether Nigerian, African, American, they behave stupidly. mind you there are just few who are different.

This one is shouting for help, only interested in the share of money. The same way his counterparts in Nigeria are busy interested in the money looting the funds meant for Covid 19.

Now, ask this man, what has he done to help out, what is his contribution to help solve the problem?

The same way here his counterparts in Nigeria will create problems for themselves by electing illitrates out of ethnic sentiment, and come out to shout God to come help them, they won't do a thing to help themselves.

Finally, this same man and many of his black counterparts will not do things to grow the blacks, help them into music's, scholarship, put out funds for research programs to help black communities, never. But will be quick to beg for help and blame others for the problems most of which they created for themselves.

Sick, sick, my goodness. there is something wrong with blacks.

ProtectMyMoney:
The surrounding of Osinbajo's facemask is white…now i think the photoshop statement is true

Many people are now beginning to pay attention to details too.

Zoom the second photo, u will notice the eyes of both men were staring somewhere else instead of looking themselves in the faces.

manuelreports:
This Photoshop guys at the Villa are really trying.

With this constant pictures of trying to prove a point, they have now started to make smart people begin to wonder.

My question is;

Why does the presidency now always posts pictures of Buhari's meetings and briefings, why not report the news on video live on NTA as it has always been before this COVID-19?

Explorers:
75 years old, 30 push-ups... waoh

Just 25 push-ups and i will be breathing/shaking like hell.

Shame on me men

Did you watch the video to have counted 30 pushups at a go?

the video stopped at 2 pushups, and the man has already lost his breath. lol.

At the gym house I use, the coach, with years of training, hasn't gone 30 pushups at a go.

Decibel:
Each person 500,000 * 30days =15 Million.
Suppose, there are 36 persons in the Team + plus 4 top Officials that will be 540Million + 60Million
GrandTotal of 600Million naira/month.

Mr. Integrity and his forty thieves

It is not just Buhari, it looks like stealing is in the blood of every black man. It is now very very, I mean crystal clear that blacks can't rule themselves.

APCNig:
Go and get infected, then you will be taken to Isolation Centre and you will be able to do a thorough investigation since good news from your country irritates you. Saboteurs and Traitors shall suffer on earth and in hell.

You sound your age, little boy. Yes like a little boy you are.

Attack the words I say with logical points, not my person.

Garrieveryday:
Honestly I tend to agree with you. Seyi Makinde was cured in about 7days. Isn't extraordinary and exceptional performance? IMO, the world, including China should consult NMA/NCDC. All the same, i thank God for taking control of the situation in the country.

You guys echoed my thought honestly. First, they treat this virus successfully yet they want to invite the Chinese , to do what then?

If their treatment is accurate trust me Italy and US and Spain, even WHO would have contacted them to learn their magic treatment.

Finally, these guys must have been wrongly diagnosing this disease because this is a new virus they might lack the kits and technical know how to diagnose it.

SultanOfAbia:
An Igbo Man Director of NCDC
Building 4 Labs for the North
But Only 1 Testing Lab in S.East

First, before an Hausa man gives an Igbo man a top post in his govt, you must swear and ready to be an errand boy, and he will make u answerable to one hausa illiterate. In that way, your hands will be tied and you won't use your brain freely and eventually you perform like an illiterate.

dawnomike:
I really think this is going too far... It is too much of a reprimand at this stage!

#MyOpinion

Your kind deserves to live in Nigeria with leaders like Shekau, Anini and co, where every lawlessness is slaughtered on the alter of emotions and accepted as normal. Humans should be guided by laws. And if one flouts any, he faces the penalty as a deterrence to others who might Want to follow the same path.

Listen , the Western world is sane because laws are sacrosanct and nobody is above it, no pity, no sentiment. "if you do the crime, be ready to do the time." thats the slogan.

Imagine a soccer legend like Ronaldinho still languishing in prison. Thats how sanity is maintained.

[quote author=koffsman post=88150845]Las Las na the 100k dem go collect but if it were to be no name person serious gobe [/quote

Of course that is how it is in the Wester world, you are only fined for breaking civil laws. e.g you speed,you no park well, etc they ticket you. in that way it pains you to cough out in minutes your hard earned money wey took you days or months to make. You learn sense by force.

Lanretoye:
These people should just go and beg China and stop forming boss,we now know wher the world power is.

Plead with China for what? To do what?

Italy, Spain, UK, France that are not even in the fighting terms with China, why won't they, the Chinese render help to them?

Russia too, who are friend of China, why won't China help them if you think they have the solution?

Africa, especially Nigeria that are professional beggars, ready to even beg animals in the bush for help, why won't China help them, if you think they have the solution?

AtikuNetwork:
Compare the number of cases in Lagos (which is the epicentre of the outbreak) to other states, maybe then you will 'see' reason. If it goes out of control in Lagos, nowhere else in Nigeria would be spared.

This is one huge problem with you Nigerians. You lots are always blinded with ethnic sentiments and religiosity that you seem not to think logically.

He is not contesting the 10 billion, but rather insinuating that other states of the federation should get something as support in order to be battle ready for this virus. We know Lagos and FCT should get lion shares; but they should support other states.

Since the federal govt doesn't want states to manage her resources.

Babatunde40:
Lebanon that is bankrupt due to fraud and embezzlement are evacuating citizens. I doubt if their citizens will answer them.

In Lebanon now, you can only withdraw $100 per day from the bank even if you have $1m in your account. The country is bankrupt.

You are correct. There are 60k Lebanese scattered all over Naija feeling like boss, moving around with escorts. These are refugees ooo. The way blacks worship whites is incredibly appalling.

ademasta:
I believe this wasn't her intention, it was uploaded by her husband I think

What are u talking?


We aren't concerned about whether he video it or not. The outcry is on having a large gathering which could foster the spread of the virus.

So understand the problem is not making a video but throwing a large party.

chefremy:
I dont get why everyone is angry about her having a party, its their lives naa, fine she went against what she preached so, was she the first person to do that? Besides who knows if there is even one coronavirus case in Nigeria.

This is exactly the thinking of silly Nigerians like you.

Why won't everyone be angry with her. Its her life and her party now, but if it happens that one person had the virus in that party, imagine how many people will get it and boom, it keeps spreading like wild fire.

ademasta:
I just don't know how these so called celebrities think.

Little sacrifice to safe the world is now too hard for them to make

Mtcheeeew

Most celebrities in Nigeria are low thinking fellows. How silly she was not to know that She has exposed herself and her entire household to this virus, by this madness.

Blessedone26:
Thanks that you noticed that sir. If I did, some people who attended our wedding will know, I already even see known faces here on the thread. Not quite happy it's on FP cos she's definitely going to see it...

Sorry about your trouble. I see why you made it so. Be calm and patient, solution will find you guys soon. In the mean time, why not seek the services/advice of a seasoned gynecologist?

Blessedone26:
Thanks that you noticed that sir. If I did, some people who attended our wedding will know, I already even see known faces here on the thread. Not quite happy it's on FP cos she's definitely going to see it...

Sorry about your trouble. I see why you made it so. Don't worry, solution will find you guys soon. In the mean time, why not seek the services/advice of a seasoned gynecologist?

Blessedone26:
Hi nairalanders,

I dated my wife for close to 8 years without sex, we went to same school. Though the decision of no sex before marriage was mine. Cos I am a very addictive person, I never wanted to be addicted to sex during my undergraduate days. She later told me she was a virgin then which I never believed and I told her I am not interested in her being a virgin or not.

Fast forward to our wedding night last year, naxo amaria begin they cry my daddy, my daddy, lets do this thing nah, nah tears full bed. So I took her to see her dad the next day and both of them were crying like a baby.

We got back to our location, we made several attempts with no sex, we've seen different pharmacists, we but different lubricants, but a touch of "pola" on the honeypot area, she will start crying of pains, she's so scared to the extreme. Confession: It was after 3 months that we've been trying that I was even also able to recognise the location of virginal, I had been putting the thing in a wrong place initially. ....sorry, ain't a bookworm but a bit spirikoko

I reported her to her parents , they came, brought diiferent lubricants, still we weren't able to reach the promise land . Now we've decided to go the way of sedative drugs .

Is there any side effects to the drugs?

Do I have to get her to sign a paper cos women ain't predictable, that she won't start shouting emotional trauma in the future that her husband drugged her to have the first sex with her. We need kids mehn.

Thanks..

You wrote this story stupidly and in the process, many people may not understand clearly what the problem is.
why not write responsibly ..

dalongjnr:
Reactionary government. Our national intelligence agencies are not thinking at all. It's high time they start thinking as criminals,so as to think ahead of them.

They have been doing so since god knows when, "thinking and acting like a dumb criminal" which is why crime is insanely increasing. Yes they have been joining criminals to commit crimes against Nigerians.

APCNig:
Nigeria is teaching Corona Virus a lesson of it's life. While they are dying in thousands in the so called developed nations, Nigeria is treating and discharging formerly infected patients. We are not just giant of Africa, we are giant of the world.

Our leaders are not arrogant like Donald Trump who has continued his boasting, chest beating and spewing trash while Americans have continued to die in thousands. We have recorded TWO DEATHS so far and treated and discharged many that means whatever we are doing about the COVID-19, we are doing it well. So, USA, Italy, Spain, France and others should get book and biro, get table and chairs and sit down in a class while Major General Muhammadu Buhari and our Starboy Babajide Sanwo-Olu teach them CRS 101: Introduction to Crisis Management.

You are not teaching the world any lesson, the difference is that the world is giving true and accurate figures while you Nigeria is giving manipulated figures. Lies upon lies

NPA once asked NCDC to give details of the vessel and name of people whom they said tested positive on ship, until bow NCDC has not replied.

And today, Akwa ibom governor, Udom, also questioned NCDC on the 4 people they said tested positive in gos state, until yet, NCDC hasn't responded to him

The virus is real though, but Nigeria will always inflate figures and hide and lie just to embezzle funds meant for the fight of this virus