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Politics › Re: Trapped By Coronavirus, Nigeria’s Elite Faces Squalid Hospitals - Bloomberg by OChimex: 6:54pm On Apr 02, 2020
MyVILLAGEpeople:
Where is Abba Kyari huh

Pls let's pray for his quick recovery.
The only prayer any Nigerian need now is "pray/wish them what they pray/wish us".


Most Nigerians are selfish evil minded people, they need nothing other than what they give to others. simple
Health › Re: COVID-19: Osinbajo, Governors Meet To Consider More Palliatives by OChimex: 5:49pm On Apr 02, 2020
mamaafrik:
Bvn is the surest way to give out cash just like government do to corpers,Prisoners nees to be seriously cared for at this time.
BVN is a good way oo, but I wonder how many poor Nigerians , old, disabled, destitutes have BVN?

They should include NIN number too. National Identification Number from National ID card.
Romance › Re: My Elder Brother Is A Chronic Masturbator by OChimex: 7:55pm On Apr 01, 2020
Seandisputed:
Lol you people will not kill me.
Masturbation is a sin but having premarital sex with the girlfriend is not? Some people are just confused in this life.
You are right. In Nigeria, common sense is the most scarce commodity.

The younger brother, though might think he is caring and wants the best for his older brother, but really he sounds so stupid for snitching on a 29 year old man, who is a medical doctor, pays his own bills and living in his own house.

Even the older brother sounds stupid too, like explaining to his younger brother why he does what he does with his own body......


The two brothers sound like 13 year old boys.
Food › Re: Panic Buying At Blenco Pagos In Lagos by OChimex: 2:39pm On Mar 30, 2020
We pray this lock down don't go long because Nigeria is never ready for anything. Peoples pocket will dry, process will triple and the govt won't help.

God help us.
Politics › Re: Timi Frank To Buhari: Your Speech Worse Than COVID-19 by OChimex: 12:06pm On Mar 30, 2020
desiredhome:
Comparing your country with other world leaders do you live like the other world citizens?
Talk is cheap
Other world citizens call their leaders out, which make their leaders to sit up, but when you call politicians out here, you lots attack such person, like you are attacking Timi now.

People who always call the Nigeria politicians are rich and well to do. But poor nigerians who suffers most defend and hate people who call the leaders out.
Politics › Re: Timi Frank To Buhari: Your Speech Worse Than COVID-19 by OChimex: 11:56am On Mar 30, 2020
Lifeiscool:
Somebody should please go near this guy. He's sick!
But he made a point. The speech was all about coming to prove to Nigerians that he is alive than bringing direct and immediate solutions to ameliorate the sufferings.

Listen to the speeches of other world leaders and compare and see what frank is talking about.

This is the biggest problem Nigerians have been having.

Politicians will come out during campaigns and say he will create jobs. The people believe and shout with joy. That is not a promise. If you say you will create a job, tell the com man man how you will achieve that....

You will raise IGR, how?

You will solve this and that problems, How the hell will you do it differently from what others have been doing.

But no
Politics › Re: Abu Usamah Killed! Boko Haram Commander Dies Of Gunshot Injuries In Borno by OChimex: 11:49am On Mar 30, 2020
The way they have killed Shakau twenty times, yet he is alive.

If he is actually dead, maybe Covid19 killed him. who knowshuh??
Politics › Re: Tinubu To Donate N200m To Contain Coronavirus by OChimex: 11:47am On Mar 30, 2020
bluecircle470:
Some imbecille will still come to complain online that he should have donated more as if nah there papa get the money.
Anyway Jagaban you have tried, kudos to you
When will Nigerians be civilized. I wonder why you lots can make your points without sounding dirty and uncivilized. That shows you Africans have a long way to go.

Try read comments in CNN, BBC, and many foreign news forum where civilized Westerners comment, you hardly see then this abusive and gutter words like Nigeria. But in every Nigerian news all you read are dirty words, insults to even people they don't know who might be far better than them.

Dear Nigerians and Africans, You can always make your points without insults. learn to sound civilized, educated and sane.
Travel › Re: Enugu Streets Deserted As Coronavirus Keeps People Indoors (Photos, Video) by OChimex: 11:42am On Mar 30, 2020
SLAP44:
Is the state as beautiful as this?
Lol. Nigerians are dirty people. They dress dirty while carrying out their daily activities on the roads hence most beautiful streets in Nigeria look dirty when busy. lol.
Health › Re: COVID-19: Enugu State Government Acquires 2 Ambulances And 1 Incident Vehicle by OChimex: 11:38am On Mar 30, 2020
einsteino:
For the whole state?
Lol. Of course. The money for the purchase of these 3 will comfortably buy a set of three for all the local govts in Enugu state.

Naija politicians are not humans, mere animals they are.
Travel › Re: Israelis Being Evacuated To Israel From Nigeria (Video) by OChimex:
Duru9:
True

I've been in Abuja for long you hardly see them on the streets excepts on eateries, hotel pools, clubs
Because Nigeria is one of the most dangerous places to be in the world. While you walk on the streets, pick pockets, gangs, armed robbers might attack them; a reckless driver might hit them; stray bullet might hit them; agbero might attack them; mist roads in naija are not meant for pedestrians, too narrow. And lastly, the attention on them in midst of Nigerians are horrifying. People stare like mad at them, and it makes them so uncomfortable. The whites are very shy people in nature.

And the madness on Nigerian streets are legendary, sometimes you think many Nigerians walking on the streets are mad, they might bite someone, you know.

Finally, Naija weather na fire. You don't expect them to walk under such scorching sun.
Travel › Re: Israelis Being Evacuated To Israel From Nigeria (Video) by OChimex:
omoiyamayor:
But how come you dont see this people on the street like you see them in other African countries streets.
Because Nigeria is one of the most dangerous places to be in the world. While you walk on the streets, pick pockets, gangs, armed robbers might attack them; a reckless driver might hit them; stray bullet might hit them; agbero might attack them; most of naija roads are not meant for pedestrians, too narrow. And lastly, the attention on them in midst of Nigerians are horrifying. People stare like mad at them, and it makes them so uncomfortable. The whites are very shy people in nature.

And the madness on Nigerian streets are legendary, sometimes you think some Nigerians walking on the streets have a little mental problem they might bite someone, you know.

Finally, Naija sun is scorching. You don't expect them to walk under such scorching heat, they aren't mad.
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Apostle Johnson Suleman 'Exposes' COVID-19. "Worse Coming In 2022" by OChimex: 11:45am On Mar 29, 2020
SperoQuest:
Do you take your time to read all of it.

Now i see why a pastor said we should not accept the gift from the Chinese Billionaire.

Hmmm GOD help us
Thats why you Africans are the way you are now.

When things happen, instead of finding solutions and helping one another to get thru tough times, you steal from one another, put fears in one another, accuse everybody of being the cause, the way you have started accusing the white men and God of this virus; make life a hell for each other, the way you guys have inflated the prices of everything . and finally, lazing about complicating your problems until the same white people you have accused and called names who kept working their ass off come to rescue you.

I spit on you Africans.
Crime › Re: It Doesn’t Take Me Time To Kill – Aiye Butcher by OChimex: 9:17pm On Mar 28, 2020
nairalanduseles:
Unless it is in Canada

Because I have left naija for 10years now
Ikorodu Canada, abi?

Village man. I told you it happened sometime ago.

lol
Crime › Re: It Doesn’t Take Me Time To Kill – Aiye Butcher by OChimex: 9:04pm On Mar 28, 2020
nairalanduseles:
I fear u lordi
This happened in Landmark beach.
were u that guy, that asked me that?
Crime › Re: It Doesn’t Take Me Time To Kill – Aiye Butcher by OChimex: 9:00pm On Mar 28, 2020
nairalanduseles:
Hahaha I know u obembe
Me sef I fear you .........
Lol. Village man
So na u be that guy that day...
Crime › Re: It Doesn’t Take Me Time To Kill – Aiye Butcher by OChimex: 8:44pm On Mar 28, 2020
MummyIMadeIt:
Very Very Easy and most times it doesn't involve religious jamboree....

Most times its by their rivals open display of Identity or color as most of these lads are far worse in attitude and character, and by their fruits you shall know them ...
If its by these, as you say, they will be killing the wrong people always.

I had a shocking experience. One time I and my wife went to the beach in VI, sometime ago, I was wearing all black except my sneakers. Black Barret, black T-shirt, and black pants. We were dipping our beautiful feet into the soft warm beach sands by the seashore, giggling and holding hands. The innocent sea sand was hugging and kissing our feet so passionately. my wife and I, it was a bit scanty.

One rough looking guy who happened to be there with his wife too, old oyinbo lady, called me from behind.

Guy: Hey bro

I turned around. then my wife was a bit distant from me wanting to let her feet kiss the surging water who was fast coming to us to welcome us.

Me: Hey, what?" said with a mean face.

Guy: Do you play for six"?

my wife was closer then.

Me "what do you mean?"


Guy: are you an Axe man?"

Me: No oo oo oo" my heart has left me then. Me picked my wife and we ran for our dear life codedly.

When I explained to her what transpired, she seized my baret . and warned me never to wear such.

So, they could assume by dressing too, and hit the wrong person.
Politics › Re: Nasir El-Rufai Tests Positive For COVID-19 by OChimex: 8:32pm On Mar 28, 2020
Citytrend:
Source
Watch the video, the guy talk am himself say him dey positive
Crime › Re: It Doesn’t Take Me Time To Kill – Aiye Butcher by OChimex: 8:27pm On Mar 28, 2020
delishpot:
Only him killer and ritualist. Don't ask how I know. These cultists are always ritualists too.
I have been wondering how these cultists know the members of other rival gangs?
Politics › Re: COVID-19: Ortom Orders Benson Abounu, His Deputy To Undergo A Test by OChimex: 6:56pm On Mar 28, 2020
motivate555:
I want to understand something, I thought there was something called patient confidentiality? or is this because it is a special case?
But how could you make it a secret when people who came in contact with her need to know that this person has it and come forward for testing?

If you make it a secret will people who openly or secretly came in contact with this person know she is the one being talked about, so as to test themselves ASAP?
Politics › Re: Video As Buhari Receives Briefing On Coronavirus From Health Minister & DG NCDC by OChimex: 6:03pm On Mar 28, 2020
JunctionBox:
What next after the briefing? And how come only Buhari didn't use nose mask? Or does he have immune against uncle Corona Virus? Corona Virus we know is a respecter of nobody. Better start using your protective kits.


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Don't mind them. Who do they think they are fooling?

Why did they make it so short and voiceless?

Why didnt they allow the full video with sound so that we too go hear the briefing and know wetin dey happen too, from the NCDC boss mouth?
Politics › Re: Buhari Receives Briefing From Osagie Ehanire And Chikwe Ihekweazu by OChimex: 2:47pm On Mar 28, 2020
Mysticwebb:
Don't be surprised to find out this is a photoshopped picture.
This is the same aid that get paid to lie to us.
Your head dey there. Look the pic very well and see for yourself why this is a lie.

1. Why was everybody wearing facemask except one person?
Ans. the two people wearing mask were in the room, but the one not wearing mask wasn't in the room, hence no need to protect self.

2. Why is he addressing the nation thru pictures and tweets instead of him coming on live TV, the way he addressed the Covik one nine birus?
Health › Re: Five New Cases Of Coronavirus Infection In Nigeria; Total Now 70 by OChimex: 9:04pm On Mar 27, 2020
Gazzy88:
This virus have permeates across the length and breadth of this country. NCDC is just throwing out the numbers out slowing to avoid mass panic. We are done for, our govt is the true reflection of us. Like followers like leaders.
lol. you believe Nigeria govt? lol

I don't think it's that bad. They inflate figures in Nigeria, shebi u know
Health › Re: Akin Abayomi: Lagos Coronavirus Cases May Rise To 39,000 by OChimex: 8:03pm On Mar 27, 2020
xynerise:
Hmmmm...

Are they now using anticipated estimated figures?
Because Buhari has released 10 billion, they must steal it by quoting inflated figures. bloody criminals
Celebrities › Re: Idris Elba To AY Makun: Your Wardrobe Is Bigger Than Most People's Houses by OChimex: 11:07am On Mar 27, 2020
Or11:
Why do most Nigerians feel they need to change their accent when they speak with a foreigner? Nigerian accent is rated as one of the sexiest in the world. People should learn to embrace it.
They do that because obviously, they think the way we struggle to understand any American speaking, is the way they struggle to understand us if we speak in our ascent hence, we try to speak in their ascent so as to remove the struggle for them.

But they don't know that not all american or white people struggle to understand our ascent. Especially if the person has spoken with lots of Nigerians in the past.
Nairaland General › Re: Pregnant Gaboon Viper With 30 Babies Killed (Graphic Photos) by OChimex: 8:35am On Mar 27, 2020
SoftDealz:
Snakes lay eggs. Probably swallowed the smaller ones.
The vipers, once they are pregnant, they are about to die. The babies will grow in their belly and during birth, the babies will all drill holes thru the mother's belly and come out. boom, the mom dies.
Politics › Re: Presidency Begins Fumigation Of Buhari’s Offices, Others Over Coronavirus by OChimex: 5:46pm On Mar 26, 2020
Davash222:
Medicine after death!
Exactly.

But he was working in the same office yesterday. So why did they allow a man tested negative to go inside the contaminated office before they start the fumigation?
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adewale Giwa On Jack Ma Test Kits: 'Nigeria Should Not Accept Them' by OChimex: 11:57am On Mar 25, 2020
FemiEddy:
They wont answer him, obviously. ****
The lady beneath me doesn't know the world sees Africa as a dumping site (Nigeria top candidate).

Solution : test and scrutinize the kits before use, but obviously, my country won't do that, no time.
****
I disagree with you. These billionaire philanthropists are good souls and blessings to the world. All their life, they give billions not for political or selfish reasons but because they love people. For instance imagine how many billions Bill Gate lost to charity and you think he was a wicked soul to lose such billions.

They aren't that stupid and soulless like you lots in Africa that are so insanely selfish and super greedy.



Beside if something like that was to happen, it won't be this time when the whole world is watching everybody and will not even come from them, rather it will be those soulless animals of your countrymen that will go there and beg them to allow him go burn it for them, then he will send it to your country Nigeria.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Prince Charles Tests Positive To Coronavirus by OChimex: 11:46am On Mar 25, 2020
Why I still get confused is that all these celebrities and renowned figures in developed world keep getting it. Does it mean they don't follow strict instructions or that this virus flies in the air?
Politics › Re: Adamawa Unable To Pay March Salary, N32,000 Minimum Wage Due To COVID-19 by OChimex: 9:52am On Mar 25, 2020
Mysticwebb:
I hope the governor will not receive his salary also? If not he should pay everyone.
He will receive his salary and let the poor employees die. But them karma will come fast and serve him hot covid19.

This is why Nigerians are so happy with the virus ravaging the political class.

But sadly, most Nigerians hating the politicians will grow to be like them. even worst. That is why you have a rotten country.
Crime › Re: Policeman Kenneth Enamika Commits Suicide After Killing Couple In Imo by OChimex: 9:46am On Mar 25, 2020
HallaDaTruth:
Are women scarce ?
No. Women are not scarce. You don't understand what happened.

This is karma going in circle. I will explain.

The police man had committed atrocities all his service years, who knows how he got the said 150k to give a lady, probably by dirty means.

The lady had been doing that doping people and getting away with it with the connivance of her husband who will threaten the victims and they run away. maybe might have killed some who want their money by all means, using diabolic means.

So Karma brought the 3 together and served them hot jollof rice
Politics › Re: Fuel Scarcity Looms As NUPENG Hints Sit-at-home Order From Friday by OChimex: 9:35am On Mar 25, 2020
nrexzy:
Dis people get sense at allhuh

We Nigerians are just crazy peeps...
We see every mishap as an opportunity to make money....

Well e go worry everybody no cause for alarm
Of course bro, Nigerians and indeed black people seem to be a curse to themselves.

Instead of thinking ways to help their society all they think is to create artificial scarcity and hike fuel price. forgetting that they might not be alive to spend the money.

Nobody thinks of ways to help the society, only to enrich themselves.

Virtually prices of everything is hiked. My goodness. What a race. Instead of coming together to fight and be alive, they want to make money and die.

Honestly there is something wrong with a black race

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