₦airaland Forum

It's high time Nigeria banks start creating an enabling environment for people of all works of life to access bank facilities without hitches. Innovations like making provisions for short people, elderly and disabled who can't stand in the long queues or high counters; entry ways for people in wheelchairs and so on an so forth.

But its pathetic that the only thing they are interested in is dubious ways to increase profits. To be frank most banks in Nigeria are not customer friendly.

Yeah. Night of a thousand laugh crew.
The caption should read "23 man comedian departs to make a joke in Russia.
Lol.

BENEAMATA:
I 've been wondering where Alexander The Great mama monitoring spirit eagle dey since all these millenia . . . . .all these winch eagles trying to monitor the real eagles' progress , fly towards the sun and catch FIRE ! Thank you God .

My write up is to alert them on this news trending now since world cup is just days away.

But you sound ignorant. Remember a certain psychic sea animal predicted world cup matches with 99% accuracy. This time a Falcon is about to do the same, so people are eager to see how it predicts like the octopus.

But a very ambitious blog who wants readers should always be at the front burner of breaking a news first.

Lazy Nairaland handlers. Search the net there is this Psychic Eagle called Farah that is trending now, predicting matches in world cup. She predicted Croatia gonna win Nigeria. lol

Nice outfit, uniqueness sells. Not the regular suits that people are used to seeing teams wear.

As for me, all these concentrations on designers wears and jerseys are irrelevant.

But aside, Mikel, Iwobi, Ighalo, the 3 oyinbos, the rest of the players don't look like say Oyinbo breeze dey touch them.

But the truth is, this year super eagles just concentrated more on wears than perfecting their skills.

Poor quality materials, daft tailor. Them for carry them to Ebuka's tailor naaa

MrCuteking:
Hello everyone. There is this guy on nairaland, facebook, twitter and every other social media.
His name is

Makinde Samuel
and his account number is
8016365570.

He shares and SCAMS people a lot about data subscription, in quote:

“ GLOBATECH DIGITAL NETWORK PACKAGES

Get the cheapest and most durable data plan from a reliable seller with 24/7 customer service with high prestige and confidence

MYN DATA BUNDLE
3GB : #1200

7GB : #2500

14GB: #3500.

And so on
“

More so, he decieves others that he sells GOTV and DSTV credit and subscription at an affordable price.

Please I was scammed so I’d love you guys to beware of this guy or anyone who gives you mouth watering subscription, be it airtime, or dstv.

I credited his account while I was decieved to pay into his ccount before getting the airtime.

Shortly after he got the money, he blocked my line on Whatsapp and no longer picks my call.
BEWARE ! BEWARE!! BEWARE!!!

Sorry for your loss. But you aren't smart. I once came in contact with such rogues, he gave me his number. What I did immediately was to search on Facebook with his number and behold it brought me to a female custom officer's Facebook account. Immediately I knew he was a scam....

The institution that awarded this guy SAN should be questioned. This guy is not sound mentally. He doesn't sound logical as supposed by a learned lawyer. He travels abroad and uses 24/7 light even in rainy season in those countries yet he gives lame excuses when it comes to his country achieving such feat.

I repeat, no Nigeria politician has an IQ above 10%

I wonder why a sane person defend the politicians who are hellbent on destroying you the defender. I wish the politicians could one day have a face off like the cultists do and wipe themselves off.

In countries run by humans deal like this is sure a solution for the too much pressure on the dollar and other foreign currencies. But here I bet you the reverse will be the case. Watch it work for a few months and evil cabals will hijack the deal to their evil, heartless greedy selfish gains.

Guy u no wan save us the shame for world cup abi? I no like u again

Youthful exuberance. It's called infatuation, we all passed thru this life stage. They will as well pass thru it.

ChiefAzubuike:
Make he do am again next season.

Poor argument. U don't judge someone by what will happen in the future. did you adjudge him overhyped by what he will play next season? You can only judge with past or present, and sorry presently Salah is the Golden boot winner in EPL. Until next season, but right now he is hot.....

ChiefAzubuike:
Salah - An overhyped shitty opportunistic player.

Overhyped and he set a record in Premiership?

KendrickAyomide:
foolish comments everywhere , because this Nerd posses zero dress sense doesn't mean everyone should stop putting on clothes and jewelry. everyone qet e life style

There you go again contradicting yourself because I have never seen any Nigerian who is 1/1000 as rich as Mark dressed simply and humble like him. It means Nigerian wealthy guys all have the same lifestyle....

Oga wise king Solomon from my observations, the more a Westerner gets richer the more humble and philanthropic he becomes. The more a Nigerian gets richer, the more wicked, haughty, an arrogant he becomes.

Comedians. Go make joke of your Russia outing. cheers

Who still sees Nigeria politicians as humans? For me I see animals

TheAngry1:
Nothing here surprises me. I have said it several times on this platform that the Igbos are Nigeria's most bigoted ethnic group. No matter how 'educated' an Igbo man is, Yorubas would always be 'ndi ofe nmanu', while Hausas would continue to be 'cows'. God is just indeed; imagine that Lagos, Abuja or Calabar were Southeastern states, they would have been inhabited by Igbos ONLY...I await your senseless insults Chinedu and Sons.

U sound like a semi illiterate. Your statement oozes bigotry, full of fallacy of generalization which makes it ignorant, and lack basic argumentative logic.
In as much as I condemn strongly the belittling of any person or group of persons no matter where he is from, and still condemn the first statement attributed to him where he called Yoruba's contemptible names which is so unprofessional; that is if he really wrote it; I still believe there are exception to any rule. Check out most of Linda Ikeji's employees and beneficiaries of her philanthropic projects - they are Yoruba's.
Come to the east, most tailors are Yoruba's and are well patronized by the Igbo's which I personally am included.

So please take away such mindset it creates tension the more. See a criminal as a criminal and not as a tribe.

One Love.

Africans think being good and transparent is impossible. There are hundreds of National oil corporations in Western world, yet we don't hear of such rot in those corporations, which is why they are able to move to greater heights.

What is really wrong with Blacks? They always justify stupidity, don't believe that good can come out of them, and always gives excuses for their stupidity.

The other time OBJ said that even Christ cannot conduct free and credible election in Nigeria, yet many sane climes in Europe conduct free, credible elections in their countries.
Does it mean that blacks don't believe they can achieve good collectively?

Ok

Sweet girl.

Rohr concentrate on passes, set piece, ball control, safe tackles. Team B

Sorry for your bad experience. It's a pity blacks experience such. To be frank, from my observation blacks seem not to be good people from birth, just a minute number seem to be good and love doing good. Did you watch Nigeria vs ATM match? The only aggressive player from ATM side was a black man, sadly a Ghanaian. He was hellbent on hurting his fellow blacks, Nigerian players. u needed to have seen the venom in him in that match. That's exactly a picture of most blacks. The languages they speak are destruction, envy, jealousy, wickedness. They lack that humane part of humankind.

Just look at how destroyed black nations are. Take a look at Nigeria, how a tribe heartlessly keep wiping out a particular tribe without remorse. Look at the politicians, the incoming ones are even worst than the previous. u ask urself, aren't there a single politician selfless in Nigeria?

But sadly, they see and experience all these when they deal with most blacks. and those who have had this contact with those bad ones tend to make those minute good blacks suffer as well.

But then, most of cases common sense would have saved the black victim. In your case if I were u I will be extremely careful amongst whites. I repeat, extremely careful. I would have filled my tank before the travel and avoid anything that will make me go ask a white person anything.
And assuming I parked and saw white women, I would have sent my wife to go speak to her fellow whites. And when ur wife wasn't looking, I would have stayed action and called her phone. What of those women had loaded guns with them, walahi ur name would have been sorry cos u were charging towards them despite running away from u. That would have been their excuse.
As a black person know that ur life in danger despite marrying a white and be extremely I mean extremely careful in whatever that will bring u close to a white person other than your wife.

Good. But watch NFF steal that money. I bet you the 23 comedians that call themselves super eagles will lack everything necessary during this tournament, then finally their allowances won't be paid. Imagine fulfilling a promise after 22 years to give Bonfire Joe that parking store they call a house. What a shame as a nation.

What is really wrong with Nigerians? Corruption is everywhere we know, but chop your own and give others what is due to them.

eezeribe:
Curses and Karma are just consolations that exist in our heads...
If curses and karma were real, then all the children of politicians should have been useless in life ; based on all the atrocities committed by their parents and the curses heaped on their heads by civil servants and pensioners....

You seem to be a poor student of history my dear. Be careful you don't hurt either of your parents or any innocent person so bad that they place a curse on you. Take your time read about Noah in the bible and his son he cursed, Ham. Then read historical chronology of the descendants of Noah's 3 sons and see where Ham's descendant ended up.
That you haven't experienced something in life doesn't not deny the existence of such thing. There are supernatural things which we can't explain as humans. It's beyond science.

About horrible politicians and their descendants, take your time again and research about their offsprings then you come back and say what you say. The only grace for a person not be punished by the sins of their father is if such one turns to be a good person, entirely opposite of his father.
There will always be consequences for our actions, know it today. and that consequences when bad are called karma.

This is exactly how the Fulani's will slaughter them in return.
Let them not sleep with their eyes closed now.

Guys let's be logical and deduce fact from all these hullabaloo in the political scenes. No doubt that Nigeria politicians are moronic soulless rogues but I don't see the police statement on Saraki adding up. Their statement sounds like when you are telling a story that happened in Nollywood movie suddenly u jump into a scene on Black Panther then jumps out and continue with the nollywood story.

If the police cannot yet name the said politicians they said were involved in the attempted murder of Fayemi citing the fact that until they were done with investigations, then why naming Saraki since they haven't investigated the allegations?
I will say it again, Nigeria politicians are dumb heads. I don't think any of them possess an IQ above 10%.

And someone added too that Nigeria remains the only country with the dumbest set of citizens, I could not agree more to this fact.

The truth is, no Nigerian politician has an IQ above 10%.
They are nothing but bunch of moronic soulless rogues.

Coolbadguy:
You can't even wish them success and you want people to wish you success, it is what you wish someone that's what you will get in return, so please wish them good if you also want success in life and learn how to appreciate someone no matter how big or small the person looks like because you are not God.

Mr have you seen what I said about the eagles? The have virtually lost all their friendlies and u expect a miracle to happen during world cup?

I laugh when those comedians are addressed as footballers.

Na this small problem dey worry u bros?

Now listen, if the girl papa still be guy man, buy am Aba made Kelvin Klein Boxers, the one C Rinaldo dey always advertise. make sure u buy one dey sow with Isiagu, if the man na Igbo. Them on the girl mama side, if na old mama youngie, a G-string will do, but make sure u buy the one with seven colours.

Gosh! why dey born me for naija. I be genius, African Albert Einstein.

Most Nigerian celebrities are so unprofessional when it comes to using social media. The way they clap back with vulgar and abusive language is horrifying. That's why I don't follow any of them. The follower was just making a careless joke, but look at the way the Local Champion insulted him. You rarely see their contemporaries oversee clap back with such dirty words. E.g. I follow Deontay Wilder the WBC champ, and even tag him to some irritating comments, but he will never reply you. I think they all need professional handlers.

That has been the problem with humans from garden of eden. Adam thought he knew more than God, so he bypassed his law. What we see today are people who think they know more than God, acting foolishly, and this has been the reason for a rotten world. Family made up of mother and father is meant to be a safe place to bring up children who will be taken care of by loving father and mother, but most humans say they know better than God. are u surprise why we have a lot of half humans half idiots in the world today, who don't appreciate the existence of a man and a woman. Why boys raised by only a woman don't know his role as a father because he never saw a man act that role of a father. Girls raised by a woman don't value and respect a man because she never saw a father who worked hard to earn respect.
Those clamouring to be a single parent a pity you. I bet you you will ask that big question, "what have I gotten myself into?" when reality sets in. when the child gets sick in the middle of the night and u have to run around in the hospital alone without no one to hold your hand and say it will be fine. U will cry when the child keeps u all awake in the night and yet in the morning u have to still continue caring. u will cry when the child is ridiculed by his peers about not having a mother or a father, the child will hit u with blames.

Okay