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I am providing branding and packaging solutions for businesses in Nigeria.

But funding na serious wahala. According to a recent report, about 50% of Nigeria's GDP is been propelled by SME's. That's to tell you how huge the market is.

Please anyone who is interested in collaborating with me should send a PM.

Op let me be real with you;

You're a real G! You followed the right rule of concord.

For that, I order oga Seun to top your akant with 30BG.

Let me be real with you OP;

For that particular night, Davido aka OBO wanted something light hence his choice for white girls. Him know say if him carry Nengi with that her big nyash, na big wahala go follow am that night.

My dear, this your story is longer than river Nile.

Let me be real with you OP;

E sure me say him go beg Mr Kalu for 2023 votes.

Candidlady:
Watch how most wil come on here to lie bout how they have nat cried cuz of a lady before

Let me be real with you;

You're a billionaire in Zuga coin.

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Valuc:
abeg wots d meaning of OP

Original Poster.

For more Nairaland terminologies, please contact Slawormiir and Boogeyman.

Stephenofu:
With the latest development by FCMB, what's your strategy?

OP let me be real with you;

RUN!!!!


Modified
2nd FTC of the month . I dedicate this feat to all hardworking, peace-loving entrepreneurial Nigerian youth. Don't quit in your legal hustle. God no go shame us.

Let me be real with you OP;

That young lady you said that to, she's currently reading your post and having a great laugh at your simpness.

Some of your colleagues are also reading and laughing at you. Real men don't behave like that na.

We move in actions not words.

bendike:
Lol, he will charge you ₦10k to teach you how to make $2m in 2 months.
Me I will charge you just ₦5K to teach you to make $2m in 1 month.

Any way na way. I am interested.

Winters23:
I made $2m legit from home in 2 months. Who needs abroad when you can work abroad from home.

How did you do it Boss?? Please teach me. I really need to start working and earning.

OP let me be real with you;

E sure me say you follow for the number of numerous Nigerian men that always complain of their girlfriends not bringing anything to the table. Now you don get one that supercedes your imagination and you're opening your mouth waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!..

Worst thing be say you don chop the foodstuffs clean mouth. You come here de disturb people.

soundOsonic:
Simply because you ugly no mean say everybody carry worwor looks like you. I am good looking. If you are looking at Nigeria, most girls I met had admitted I am handsome. If at all most girls from other country should say. It will be mostly 6 or 7.

See the variable you're using to guage your "handsomeness". I really pity you.

I challenge you to drop your picture, make me sef drop mine; let's see who would come out tops.

Even Shatta Bandle is handsome to many ladies. If you know you know.

soundOsonic:
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I thought why did she ever chose not to date me. If at all you were not physically attracted to me why didn't you just tell me instead of all these mumbo jumbo. I am actually an average looking guy. Maybe a 6 or even a 7 based on world standard.

Let me be real with you OP;

If it's based on world standard, you're not even up to 2. See your big mouth like 6.

Datboredberry:
I'm an atheist... I'll misconstrue the words of your fictional God as I please...

Let me be real with you this lady;

I command that obanje spirit to leave you now!! In Jesus name. Amen.

Let me be real with you;

Start gymming oga. Your problem no even plenty.

Let me be real with you OP;

Change your way of thinking; Patten, conversations, network, hustle tight. Thank me later.

After I started creating value within myself, I started meeting and socializing with upper class people.

BENRAZY:
Op I pick mine for road

Limit your weed intake bro.

I see what you did dear. So after using me to satisfy your sexual fantasies and cravings naso you wan dispose me?

You think I am not on Nairaland abi? You have guts to come online to rant but don't have the balls to confront me in person.

Anyways, I will be leaving your house this evening. Make sure to refund all the funds I sent you yesterday. Plus my chain and the laptop I got you.

We Are Done!!

Let me be real with you OP;

I am yet to make my first million, but I am on course to achieving that.

It's normal to feel some type of way about your situation, but as you said, giving up is not an option.

Let me be real with you OP;

You no go like move on with your life. De there the chase who no send you or your papa.

Newboss:
This is a lie. Stop putting up with shît from women. Na see finish dey cause all these things.

E sure me say this one de suffer from comprehension problem.

Zhedoga:
Oga boss,na me go buy your Christmas meat this year.��

Arhhh!! Boss. I loyal oh!
Shey make I drop Aza??

Let me be real with you OP;

Your complaints above are synonymous to Nigerian ladies. The earlier you brace up forore tirade the better for you.

I believe I have answered 99% of your query. Next!

This one done smoke ganja.

OP let me be real with you;

You're a very wicked person.

Modified!
First ever FTC .
I dedicate this feat to my ever supporting loving Mom. You're blessed.

OP let me be real with you;

To give you better nodding de hungry me.

You and your best friend both don't have any respect for your boyfriend. He even pecked you; it's the audacity!

If na me ehn! Na showmax that restaurant people go watch. Because the kind collect you and your socalled bestie go collect ehn, hmm!

Ok

This thread is with reference to the below thread;

https://www.nairaland.com/6840517/what-does-it-mean-receive

I had a similar dream, but in mine, I and the lady walked some distance probably going to her house. But in getting to there, her house keys could not open her door. In the dream, I was excited about going to her house maybe because of running one or two things.

But; immediately I woke up, I began to thank God that the door didn't happen. I kept hearing a voice saying "Thank God that door didn't open."

So, please fellow Nairalanders, and the Joseph's of our time, I'll appreciate further interpretations. I may be wrong in mine.

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slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
It is just a dream

Not all dreams are "just a dream" Mr Slawormiir Damnnn Niggarr.

A lot of things happen in the physical, but before that, e for done happen for spiritual.