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What one requires to be an Air hostess? Be gud in bed and work on ur butt...

Monalisa185:
op...there's this question I've been asking since I was little, til today, I've not got any answers....

why do ladies shave their natural eyebrows only to replace it with an eye pencil?

really, this question has been bothering, as a matter of fact, I've refused to touch mine if don't get any answers......I mean, why go through the stress of drawing the eyebrows everyday when you could just have the natural one without any stress?....if you have answers, do give them....

Another reason I love you..Lmfao

Some ladies can just heal you of erectile dysfunction with their curves...*sniffs*

*whispers* Someone is two months pregnant...

Yes, if Okro is in ur brain!

"Of Teenage girls, Hotels and Codeine" Watch out for my new album y'all..

Lovin yoruba babes n dia big bum-bum since 1989..

So u now roll with openers abi? *in patience jonathan's voice* Continuu!

This is what happens when you get caught smoochin ur oga's daughter..hmm I'll tk a cue

Cos m dia spirit husband..

Sijo01:
Dude head be like bicycle seat . . . Congratulations and happy married life in advance.

Why evils?

Diddyydiva:
OMG !!

see behind


my God !!!

You see y I say u shd eat more yam? *eating crackers biscuit

danidee10:
Why is his yansh open na

We opened it so he wld recover sharply!

Ginaz:
Who took this pix should have his anus inserted with broom

*staring @ u*

Omo fresh shumas everywr..wait, is dt nt sinaj and Mrsphyno m seeing?

Omo I dy envy ds guy oh..
Bench 2 beauty queens and turn dem in2 ur baby mommas strait!
Player 100 mehn...nigga ballin on 10s, keep d flag flying bro. Derx a reward fr ppl lik u n 2face in heaven-a street full of golden children!
Err...meanwhile my own baby momma go gt colleague soon so mk una pray fr me. Mrsphyno wr u dy?

merizy:
wont do anitin actually buh i luv big d**k

*wraps my own in gift pack and presents it as New year gift 2 u*

asadike:
very true. Lagos and her infamous traffic congestion.

I cldt beriff wat m hears ryt nw. U beriff dt woman up der? Walahi our women r dunces kai!!

Maybe her friend used Zender on 6G Network!...

michael142:
You shouldn't call skales your boy na. Una too like seniority for this Naija self.

My broda I tire o!

My way of killing Loneliness & her ever deadly twin, boredom? 1. FIFA 15
2. Soapy! (aka "playin d strings" aka "gboncha" aka "milking"
Tens fr Lizzunin...cheers

My candid advice?

1. She'll likely leave ur ass once d 20's buzz kicks in. (Thanks to better exposure)

2. You can't harvest a half-ripe fruit. (It is always a mockery of d ripe fruit)

3. Infatuation has evolved just as much as technology and seems to come in the guise of love. (Hear that she's sleepin arnd and see if u feel d same way)

4. You need the sweetest form of maturity that wld never ever emanate from the bosom of an infant.

Concentrate on making yourself a better person and meet more people. (People dnt bite!...diddydiva & Mrsphyno do tho so b careful wt dem folks..lol)

NB:The Naivety of teenage ladies can sometimes be a joy 2 dissect and toy with. However, caution shdt b thrown in2 d Harmattan

Eating from the same plate? Didt d ibos see all ds bfr jumping into d war with the beard gang? Tnk God fr social media!

Draft? Draft?? Draft Of all games to play? After we will say we r moving forward..see?

Imma be a Grabbito till I die!

MrsPhyno:
It's possible. There are different kinds of shyness. I think he's shy interpersonally. Meanwhile on stage he just gets to act like some superstar. Almost an alter ego thing. Iono sha

The height of crushing! Chai!!

One time I rmbr kissin a girl in public and some women ovr @ d oda side of d road wr like "Oniranu"..someone once even broke a chair on my friend's arm for kissing @ a Naming Ceremony.

miqos02:
all liars shall go to .....

Mr Biggs!

sinaj:
Linda looks like an Introvert

Yels, wen we dated bk den, I bought her a lot of agbalumo dats y her teeth is ly dt.