₦airaland Forum

danidee10:
Why is his yansh open na

We opened it so he wld recover sharply!

Ginaz:
Who took this pix should have his anus inserted with broom

*staring @ u*

Omo fresh shumas everywr..wait, is dt nt sinaj and Mrsphyno m seeing?

Omo I dy envy ds guy oh..
Bench 2 beauty queens and turn dem in2 ur baby mommas strait!
Player 100 mehn...nigga ballin on 10s, keep d flag flying bro. Derx a reward fr ppl lik u n 2face in heaven-a street full of golden children!
Err...meanwhile my own baby momma go gt colleague soon so mk una pray fr me. Mrsphyno wr u dy?

merizy:
wont do anitin actually buh i luv big d**k

*wraps my own in gift pack and presents it as New year gift 2 u*

asadike:
very true. Lagos and her infamous traffic congestion.

I cldt beriff wat m hears ryt nw. U beriff dt woman up der? Walahi our women r dunces kai!!

Maybe her friend used Zender on 6G Network!...

michael142:
You shouldn't call skales your boy na. Una too like seniority for this Naija self.

My broda I tire o!

My way of killing Loneliness & her ever deadly twin, boredom? 1. FIFA 15
2. Soapy! (aka "playin d strings" aka "gboncha" aka "milking"
Tens fr Lizzunin...cheers

My candid advice?

1. She'll likely leave ur ass once d 20's buzz kicks in. (Thanks to better exposure)

2. You can't harvest a half-ripe fruit. (It is always a mockery of d ripe fruit)

3. Infatuation has evolved just as much as technology and seems to come in the guise of love. (Hear that she's sleepin arnd and see if u feel d same way)

4. You need the sweetest form of maturity that wld never ever emanate from the bosom of an infant.

Concentrate on making yourself a better person and meet more people. (People dnt bite!...diddydiva & Mrsphyno do tho so b careful wt dem folks..lol)

NB:The Naivety of teenage ladies can sometimes be a joy 2 dissect and toy with. However, caution shdt b thrown in2 d Harmattan

Eating from the same plate? Didt d ibos see all ds bfr jumping into d war with the beard gang? Tnk God fr social media!

Draft? Draft?? Draft Of all games to play? After we will say we r moving forward..see?

Imma be a Grabbito till I die!

MrsPhyno:
It's possible. There are different kinds of shyness. I think he's shy interpersonally. Meanwhile on stage he just gets to act like some superstar. Almost an alter ego thing. Iono sha

The height of crushing! Chai!!

One time I rmbr kissin a girl in public and some women ovr @ d oda side of d road wr like "Oniranu"..someone once even broke a chair on my friend's arm for kissing @ a Naming Ceremony.

miqos02:
all liars shall go to .....

Mr Biggs!

sinaj:
Linda looks like an Introvert

Yels, wen we dated bk den, I bought her a lot of agbalumo dats y her teeth is ly dt.

Estharfabian:
Why's Hector's name Flying in here?

Cos he's my yunga brother

So Monalisa Chinda na Man U fan? Chinekeme! *folds hands

delectablegyal:
So because your current boyfriend is deceiving u with an outdated red car and u r posing with it, another guy cannot toast you again? U r the silly one here.

*laughs till boxers falls off* ahem.. Shade alert!

What a Knock out! Monalisa185, Sinaj, Estherfabian and Chommieblaq must nt read this....Op run fr ur life!

Sinaj/naughtynaughty

doomsdayII:
Even when your pixel sucks, you still look so natural. i vote you

£ Aaaaw so touching!

Estharfabian:
Dance like we're making Love--Ciara

Koredo Bello---Godwin

*jaw drops* no wonder Cutehector hates korede bello

Chommieblaq:
Hahahahahahahahaa

U hv big beautiful eyes tho...is dt ur christmas hair?

Monalisa185:
lol...those chicken legs get flesh sf, you get luck Sey Nobe local fowl legs wey dey dry like stick she give you...

You'll make a gud stepmother with all dt wickedness..lol

carlcar2012:
You are naturally Stupid

£ When d kettle called the pot black..

sinaj:
Another Troll

M tellin u smh

MzPecs:
Wah?

Sorry, I meant to say ur accent is *goes bk 2 smoking igbo