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This Northerners people,they were unfortunate to Nigeria n

ericmaestro:
I finished with a third class too but currently work for one of the best fintechs in nigeria with a good pay( though it wasn't an easy journey). There are some things I'll like to share with u that will help you get a good job..drop your whatsapp number so I can chat u

Please share it here

brain54:
I know a married man with kids who went to do introduction to a girls family just because he wanted to sleep with her.

He finally got his way and left.

Very extreme yes but people do these things!

Men can go any length just to have sex with you,even he can wed you and still dumb you after he got what he want

Shuzzi:
We don't do themes in my church.

What's that

Below are the Example of Themes

Mine

Shuzzi:
We don't do themes in my church.

What's that

Below are the example of themes

Shuzzi:
We don't do themes in my church.

What's that

When you don't understand the meaning

Openair:
Boss, if those chats were sent today, I'd advise you don't chat or call her tonight. Send her a text tomorrow morning, something like: Good morning (her name), the way I treated you yesterday wasn't right, I was wrong and I'm sorry about it.... Call her later in the day (about 7pm there about), if she picks up the call; ask her how her day went, how she's doing and wish her a good night sleep. Keep the convo short and brief. If she doesn't pick up, send her a text, something like; Hi (her name) called but seems you busy, hope your day went well and work was less stressful. Just wanted to say hi, have a good night sleep (her name).... The next morning, send her a good morning text, when it's lunch time, send her money to buy lunch (if you have her account number), then send her a text; Hello (her name), trust work is going good. Thought about you and decided to buy you lunch, sent something to your account, please get yourself something..... Later in the day, still call if she picks up, make it short and brief, when it's weekend, you can now talk about how you fumbled.

Did you go to Love school,because the way you're demonstrate make me laugh

They were not upgraded to Normal Standard like other Site,as you can see the Nairaland background is outdated,they need to redesign the Site,and more so,they need to advance to New EMOJI

So you use fucking to Start new year,tell me how you gona end it with good thing

Jeezuzpick:
You know naa.....Blublublu-Boolabaa

ohh,Tinubu song

Josbreed:
So that time you posted that your mother wanted to remarry and you should leave the house, you haven't till now that she threatened to commit suicide. Well, it is like you don't know the POWER of konji in women that's why you refused to leave. I trust your mum, that she could have committed suicide if you did not allow her the chance to satisfy her long time strong urge for sex. E be like say you never fvck before that's why you cannot understand the situation your mum was going thru.

What's there,that make her dislike her son,although she will regret her Action towards her son later

Isabi4lov:
Onto say you dey follow me stay abi , God will definitely grant me heart desires ...

You're the one that position your self to be use anyhow

HardMirror:
i run an agency for freelancers

Please can you explain the nature of the work for me,am try to know the work but don't know where to start

ominilongest:
Jerry potter...First payment...$1200
Since then my account balance no come down again.
God is Wonderful.

Bro teach me work

Jeezuzpick:
The moment a very old man said, "A Town Hall. Different, from....."

I realised that, as e bad reach, e fit WORST patapata.

Bro,complete the statement finish,a town hull different from what?

HardMirror:
Best year of my life

1. Started 2022 with huge debt.
2. This was the year I stopped gambling.
3. For the first time I started earning so much money I am paying salary over N1m per month to those working for me.

Advice to young guys. Get your shit together. Dont live by luck. Use your brain and commit to make your life better. There is always a way.

Stop gambling and break up with any girlfriend that is not contributing to your hustle. Most guys are broke cos of women in their life. Trust me i know

What work are you doing that you're paying such amount to your workers?

Aguiyimba:
Men don create 6 lanes for her v world.

She they sell it to them now,both of them interchange there things now

HomeTutorsPro:
My new year resolution is to increase the number of my girlfriends from 3 to at least 6. Variety they say, is the voice of life.

Well,Spirit we Lead you

Isabi4lov:
Don't wanna see myself with any guy claiming Alpha males, most of them are just naturally wicked in disguise.

You're at fault, ask me how?

Cholls:
My brother to fvckk as many nairaland girls as possible

Dear Brother,your statement was not up to per,when people wishing there self to become Great person in life,Na ass you they follow,8 pity,at last you will now understand that ass is not an enjoyment

HardMirror:
No resolution. But broke girls are bitches. Not worthy of respect .

Rich guys shld try and date rich girls and leave broke girls for their fellow broke guys. Let everyone get sense

When I check your Signature I now see you're suffering mental disorder

RestructureNig6:
I'm ready to fight and challenge God.

That's Sacrilege,No One Can Challenge God
Take this as an example,The Wealth People that made a motor vehicle,was it possible for the vehicle to challenge them,please think again

Pat081:
NEW YEAR STRATEGIES TO AVOID UNNECESSARY PRESSURE IN 2023

1. Put your kids in schools you can afford
because expensive
schools don't
guarantee good
results. Just ensure
they attend a good
affordable school

2. Rent apartments you
can pay for
conveniently. Don’t live
in a house you struggle
to pay yearly.

3. Let’s plan our lives and
live within our means.
Save more and spend
less.

4. Some women buy food
for their children every
morning before going
to school or even for
the whole family, do
you know it’s cheaper
to cook at home?

5. Some people don’t
earn much, but have
DSTV at home, go for
GOTV and upgrade
when your income
upgrades. It’s still the
same CNN anyway!

6. Eat healthy meals and
protect your family
from mosquitoes to
avoid going to the
hospital always.

7. Take advantage of
food and fruits in
season, its cheaper
and you can be
creative to create
amazing meals.

8.Don’t copy your
neighbor’s lifestyle,
she earns well and her
husband is a ‘big
man’

9. Don’t follow trends,
wear clean well-
ironed clothes and
keep your hair neat.
You would still look
good.

10. Keep your circle
small, keep only
friends that have
senses!

11. Above all things, have
the fear of God, have
integrity, don’t be lazy
and be prayerful.

12. Planning is the key, if
you fail to plan, you
plan to FAIL.

13. Don't do more than
your budget this
Time, there is no
award given to best
family that wore an
expensive cloth for
the year

14.Don't be in
competition with
anyone...
The purpose of shoes
and clothes are to
make us smart and
good.


Thanks for reading and have a wonderful and blessed year ahead.
Happy 2023

The Motivational Speaker,Hope What You Said Reflect In Your Doing

Borntosmoke:
Please before 2022 finsh I beg I need to suck breast so that I can boast of one achievement this year. . As for relationship I want a girl that is rich, beautiful, religious, virgin, caring, and she will also love me. God accept my request.

How what the God said will fulfill in your life that Man should be the Head of the House,when you choose your wife to take your position

BigDawsNet:
I'm Lucky to be with the best woman ever...

She's my dream partner
Even when my family tot I was joking at young age when I said I will get married to a white woman...

Finally The dream came tru

She's my partner... and I'm settling down with her by God's grace in 2023...

Show her pix,naira landers wanted to confirm whether you're saying the truth or not

Sharonstone7719:
I’m going to take a break from dating and try to work on loving myself and setting healthy boundaries and being happy in own skin. This past year I’ve worked so hard on being everything to someone that didn’t ever really want or love me. It’s time to refocus on me.

When you don't live your life according to biblical,how wouldn't tire of loving someone

Greenfusion:
1) Trust no one, trust only God, not because all humans are bad but because all humans are susceptible to different factors.

2) I have learnt to become stingy, no more mirthless giving and waste ( all those abeg urgent 10k, 50k no more, humans dey fk up too much)

3) also, i have learnt that na only God get power o....no other.

4) i have learnt that anybody can die, both good and bad....so na just to dey do good and stay right with God

OP,you really make senses,but hope what you said were reflect in your doing

If you know the Guy Name means you done they watch Football Years Ago,so tell me his Name and Team he play for
That it his Jubilation when he Goal and this particular one na against one Big Team,Tell me the Name of the Team, Prove your Legend

If you know the Guy Name means you done they watch Football Years Ago,so tell me his Name and Team he play for
That it his Jubilation when he Goal and this particular one na against one Big Team,Tell me the Name of the Team, Prove your Legend