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Crime › Re: Man Stabbed To Death For Accusing Neighbor Of Sleeping With Co-Tenant's Wife by OfeAchi: 4:25pm On Aug 31, 2020
I didn't read, but I just knew the culprit is of Afonja origins.
They're are known for raging libido, hot tempered kill-oriented.
That's why it's very easy for them to mine skulls.
#spits.


I'm proudly an Abokii.
Almajiri Amaka.
Almajiri kwenu!
Romance › Re: About The Lady Who Caught Her Boyfriend Cheating by OfeAchi: 11:39pm On Aug 28, 2020
All she needs is a really good Dickinson and she'd be okay
Politics › Re: ICPC Arrests Top NDDC Officials For Fraud by OfeAchi: 11:29pm On Aug 28, 2020
I hope they also arrest Ukpabio and his girlfriend Nunuieh. They both deserve to kpansh inside prison cell.
Health › Re: Is There An Inevitable Correlation Between Masturbation And Prostatitis? by OfeAchi: 9:16am On Aug 28, 2020
None exists. Masturbation is a natural gift for man's gratification. Just like it's natural for you to urinate.

Every man must masturbate at least twice a month.
Phones › Re: NCC Seeks Reduction Of Data Charges by OfeAchi: 7:59am On Aug 25, 2020
This FTC is dedicated to Righteousness99, the first man to become righteous!

Now to the topic,
I think NCC should leave telcos alone. They still pay license and tax.
But here is what they need to do, they should fine Glo very heavily for deceiving her customers. angry


The meat seller below me has been paid his August allowance. He is a verified BMC member.
Christianity Etc › Re: China Converts Mosques Into Public Toilets by OfeAchi: 7:58am On Aug 25, 2020
angry
Politics › Re: . by OfeAchi: 7:57am On Aug 25, 2020
grin
Investment › Re: MBA Investors Forum by OfeAchi: 3:21pm On Aug 24, 2020
DragonFire433:
You came here to insult investors based on your ignorance and expect to go scot free ?

Nobody try that nonsense here and go free.

You that came from an unbroken home, what did your parents teach you - - - to insult people without getting your facts right ?

It shows that ignorance runs in your family.

Video games has really messed up your head coupled with the poor training you got from your useless “unbroken home”.

Get lost from here and stay away from video games so that you can be useful to society.
Lol. How did you know he plays video games
Investment › Re: MBA Investors Forum by OfeAchi: 11:27pm On Aug 06, 2020
dyoungesture:
Did u make payment in the bank and opened account today then signed MOU at their branch?
Yes I made payment and signed account opening today, with my ID card. They said I'll be updated in few days.
Am I safe?
Investment › Re: MBA Investors Forum by OfeAchi: 8:50pm On Aug 06, 2020
So last week I tried registering online, put in my bank details and id but my account couldn't be verified (despite calls to support, they didn't pick up).
Today, I went to a branch, made payment and signed MOU with my details.
Would this cause any issues? My online account just got verified today.
Politics › Re: EFCC Seals Theodore Orji's Properties by OfeAchi: 8:39am On Jun 26, 2020
JAIL the shortman devil already!
No need for investigation.
He is a scammer, just like Hushpuppi.


And why is OUK still roaming free? No one to reopen his case?
Politics › Re: World Bank Okays N291b To Improve Electricity In Nigeria by OfeAchi: 6:58am On Jun 25, 2020
The big question remains; does Nigeria have a solution on ground to tackle the epileptic power supply? If the handlers of those funds don't have a tactical solution, those funds would go to waste.
The first step is to understand that no matter how much you increase the MW generated, if the distribution transformers and injection substations are weak or overloaded, then it's futility!
Celebrities › Re: Tacha Unveils Her No Leave No Transfer Clothing Line, Shares Cute Photos, Video by OfeAchi: 6:49am On Jun 25, 2020
Her kpekus would sell far more!
Politics › Re: APC NWC Kicks As Buhari Backs Anti-tinubu Camp by OfeAchi: 6:39am On Jun 25, 2020
Nothing will stop Jagaban from having the final victory. He is the father of Nigeria. Without him the nation would have gone to extinction.
Long Live Asiwaju .
Tinubu 2023 issa Goal!
Politics › Re: Government Offices Can Open From Monday – Presidential Task Force by OfeAchi: 6:49pm On Apr 29, 2020
Can I open my Gym? I'm a professional trainer and weight manager. Most of my female clients have been asking for my services. embarassed
Health › Those On Quarantine Now Having SEX With Each Other by OfeAchi(op): 5:57pm On Apr 15, 2020
This happened in Uganda...
Government raises alarm!
Patients on quarantine in a hotel have been noticed to be sneaking into rooms to have sex amongt themselves...
https://weetalknaija.com.ng/news/breaking-govt-raises-alarm-says-those-in-quarantine-have-started-having-sex-with-each-other.html

Romance › You Might Be A Prostitute, UNKNOWINGLY! by OfeAchi(op): 12:49pm On Apr 15, 2020
Some weeks before lockdown, I and Osaretin (not her real name) were walking towards the bus park. We just finished a physical exercise (if you know what i mean) in my apartment. Now this was the only time she has come over. She has a fiance (according to her) and never gave in to my advances. She only came because she seriously needed money to pay off a debt and after much back and forth on calls and chats, I made her understand that a physical exercise was the only motivation that would propel me to grant her request (which i did).
Now adjacent to my street was a conspicuous brothel, bustling with activities (the nature of which i don't know ) and Osaretin hissed as she saw guys troop in and out...

Me: Why the hiss?
Osaretin: just imagine how girls decide to live their lives. Scum!
Me: and what about it? they are not stealing your money are they?
Osaretin: jeez! are you supporting them or what? would you allow your sister to sell herself for money? No just make me vex with you oo. They are scum and should be ashamed of themselves for having no dignity. I can never do such. *spits*
Me : *thinking* didn't you just allow me to access your honeypot because of money?

This is a scenario that is common. Ladies give their bodies for all sorts of stuff ranging from recharge cards to owning a ride! But in their minds they are not into prostitution simply because they don't reside in brothels or hawk on the roadside.

In summary, if you have ever offered your body for payment in either cash or kind then you are no different from them and therefore have no moral right to castigate their trade! cool

Health › Re: I Have A Stretch Mark Only On My Butt,what Does It Mean by OfeAchi: 7:55pm On Apr 07, 2020
I'm a dermatologist. Some stretch marks are hereditary while others are acquired due skin secretions.
Just send a screen shot of the affected area.
We also remove stretch marks
Celebrities › Re: Venita Akpofure Talks About Her Breast Augmentation Procedure In Turkey by OfeAchi: 12:22pm On Apr 07, 2020
Hmmm... maybe her husband loves big boobs.
I hope they also replaced her nippples with better succulent ones.


I will say a Word
Politics › Re: COVID-19: Buhari Approves Employment Of 774, 000 Nigerians by OfeAchi: 10:37pm On Apr 06, 2020
grin
he'd rather employ his sex starved cows....
Politics › Re: Makinde Reveals What He Use To Fight Coronavirus by OfeAchi: 10:34pm On Apr 06, 2020
Agbo GOKO cleanser
Politics › Re: Tanko Muhammad Orders Courts To Close From Tuesday Over COVID-19 by OfeAchi: 8:01pm On Mar 23, 2020
angry
Nice move.
We touch infected surfaces then touch our phones but we only sanitizer our hands. What if the virus remain in phone...gbegeee.
We then touch our phones, them take biscuits into mouth.
#EndGame
Christianity Etc › Re: Coronavirus: Some Lagos Churches Empty As They Comply With Social Distance Order by OfeAchi: 2:59pm On Mar 22, 2020
angry
Well we had normal service in church today. Though sanitizer was given at entrance. However our pastor says everyone must come for a special communion service to protect us from Corona.
Politics › Re: EXCLUSIVE: Three Persons Test Positive For Coronavirus In Abuja by OfeAchi: 2:36pm On Mar 21, 2020
MelesZenawi:
Buhari should be blamed for all these.


His lackadaisical attitude to this caused all the above scenario.
should he have banned Nigerian citizens from entering their own country?
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Governor Sanwo-olu Orders The Immediate Closure Of Nightclubs, Bars by OfeAchi: 2:22pm On Mar 21, 2020
We wee not agree oo.
It's not fair nau. What of those of us still searching for girlfriend, how are going to meet? I have a date with a fine babe I met at club Terrazzo. She's so sweet and has soft booobs. angry

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