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CelebritiesRe: How I Survived The Boat Accident That Killed Junior Pope - Survivor TC (Video) by Offpoint1: 1:20am On Apr 12, 2024
Juliusganduje:
I don't joke with all these things. We are still in our ancestral African land. Wherever I'm, I give to Caesar what is to Caesar. People who are claiming woke are deceiving themselves. White men brainwashed them no be small. Same white men are still practicing their own culture. The burial of queen Elizabeth opened my eyes to their hypocrisy. What was the goat that was in front marching with them for? Why were the men wearing skirt and blouse? It is only Africans that threw away their religion and culture. Asians accepted civilization from the west but retained their religion and culture. Africa rejected civilization and accepted the white man religion.
Let's attack the foolery of taking a boat trip without life jacket. Y'all will throw caution to winds and attribute whatever disastrous outcome to spirituality.

Follow full precautions and preventive measure first, then we can talk about spirituality.

98% rate success in foolery doesn't mean the 2% won't kick in one day.

In a sane country, you think a boat would leave the shore without every passenger fully kitted with life jacket? (Even here in Lagos, life jacket is MANDATORY, if you refused to wear it as a passenger, you'll be kick out of the boat)

Spirituality prey on your physical stupidity... Take note of this.
CelebritiesRe: How I Survived The Boat Accident That Killed Junior Pope - Survivor TC (Video) by Offpoint1: 1:16am On Apr 12, 2024
Pepperdemisback:
Religion is Religion and Tradition is Tradition. You just dive into a place and start doing things without consultation.
I heard there are some places in Igbo land where you don't kill pythons.
There are some lands where everything you utter comes to pass. But they go there acting and swearing for each other, some saying bad things had happened to them in these movies.
He was revived, I think the Community refused him to be taken away from the river side until they perform rituals to the River Goddess and that's how he died.
If someone tells you this, you might think twice about the role or take precautions.
Even the Bible says "Give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar". That's their territory, God gave it to them. If any fish trespasses into our own territory too, we kill, boil, fry and eat them.
I'm tired of you guys, no one is against anyone practicing or believing whatever they want to believe.

Let's attack the foolery of taking a boat trip without life jacket. Y'all will throw caution to winds and attribute whatever disastrous outcome to spirituality.

Follow full precautions and preventive measure first, then we can talk about spirituality.

98% rate success in foolery doesn't mean the 2% won't kick in one day.

In a sane country, you think a boat would leave the shore without every passenger fully kitted with life jacket? (Even here in Lagos, life jacket is MANDATORY, if you refused to wear it as a passenger, you'll be kick out of the boat)

Spirituality prey on your physical stupidity... Take note of this.
PhonesRe: Lady In Pain At Computer Village After Being Sold Faulty iPhone (Pic, Video) by Offpoint1: 10:28pm On Apr 11, 2024
ReacherSaidNoth:
That idiot saying 'sista mary' and recording her deserves a slap.

Awoof dey run belle sha
Dey girl no give am consent, yet e dey film her still get mind post am.
Make e try am for America, the suing go loud6
HealthRe: Lagos Gov’t Yet To Fix The Elevator That Killed Doctor In General Hospital by Offpoint1: 10:14pm On Apr 11, 2024
nwakibie3:
Loserpool you mean?
Don't mention that name pleaseeeee grin
HealthRe: Lagos Gov’t Yet To Fix The Elevator That Killed Doctor In General Hospital by Offpoint1: 9:54pm On Apr 11, 2024
It will be fix once a celebrity or an elite falls victim. That's how Nigeria works.



I dedicate this space to all punters today... Only us will understand why grin
HealthRe: Doctor Oluwafemi Esho Exchanged Free Treatment For Sex With Patient, Tribunal by Offpoint1: 1:08pm On Apr 11, 2024
Trade by barter
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky’s "Sister" Drags Eniola Ajao For Abandoning Bobrisky In EFCC Net(Video) by Offpoint1: 12:56pm On Apr 11, 2024
Abandoned her sister or brother? 😂 🤣 Look what money can cause
HealthRe: Avoidable Tragedies: The Urgent Need For Emergency Preparedness- Dr Olufunmilayo by Offpoint1: 12:39pm On Apr 11, 2024
Nigeria is plague with superstitions and religious disaster.

First aid to medical emergency in Nigeria is prayers, either the Abrahamic way or the traditional ways.

I doubt if we're from the same source as whites as humans or our ancestors/ slave masters did us terribly wrong.

Caution was thrown the wind and after disaster, caution was also thrown out the door.
Science/TechnologyRe: Lion Fights Back While Rivals Eat Him Alive by Offpoint1: 12:34pm On Apr 11, 2024
Sad reality is the fight is to secure a woman
HealthRe: Over Eight Million Lagosians Lack Access To Good Water – CSO by Offpoint1: 10:33am On Apr 11, 2024
SalamRushdie:
99.9 percent of Lagosians lack access to proper water , even Tinubu house on bourdillon black proper water , most homes in banana island lack proper water
You're right bro, the wells and boreholes in Lagos produced the worse water.
PoliticsRe: Person Use Him Money Do Borehole, You Dey Beef Am - Rufai Slams Obi's Critics by Offpoint1: 10:30am On Apr 11, 2024
EzeChukwuIgbo:
If you talking about stupidity ask your mother if she doesn't teach you manners
Spoken like someone who's mother truly taught manners. I'm impressed.
CrimeRe: Young Man Slaps An Elderly Man In Traffic Dispute by Offpoint1: 9:01pm On Apr 10, 2024
I doubt it's Lagos, dem for rush am
PoliticsRe: Person Use Him Money Do Borehole, You Dey Beef Am - Rufai Slams Obi's Critics by Offpoint1: 7:49pm On Apr 10, 2024
PandoraObi:
He is a hypocrite, what is worth doing is worth doing well, he is doing all that because he lost election and he want to sway people with lies when bitterness and anguish lie in his heart
What is worth is worth doing well indeed.

Tell me purpose of a borehole... If you know the purpose of borehole, then tell me where y'all stupidity is coming from.
TravelRe: Accident on 3rd Mainland Bridge, 2 Passengers Plunge Into Lagoon by Offpoint1: 7:36pm On Apr 10, 2024
saasala:
I will move slower next time.

But baba, people dey blow 160 pass me
We have one life and not everyone values theirs. At 160 they're not only endangering their lives, but that of others.
TravelRe: Accident on 3rd Mainland Bridge, 2 Passengers Plunge Into Lagoon by Offpoint1: 4:42pm On Apr 10, 2024
saasala:
I drove on the bridge just after completion. It is so smooth and tempting. Something keeps telling you to keep pumping that gas pedal and go even faster, and no matter how fast you go, there is this crazy guy driving a Benz that will zoom off right beside you, making you think you are moving like a snail.

And moving so fast in Nigeria is not like in other advanced countries where other drivers are sane. Here people don't know when to stay on their lane and when to over take. Everyone drives anyhow.

I had to give my self brain and stayed on 120.
Speed limit on that bridge is 80 and you yourself was doing 120, what makes you different? You have no business doing 120 within a city, that speed is meant for interstate express.
RomanceRe: Lady Cries Uncontrollably After Genotype Ended Her 3 Years Relationship(vid,pix) by Offpoint1: 2:33pm On Apr 10, 2024
AsomStructures:
I'm still yet to fantom how ppl makes videos of themselves crying.. It's all fake tears
Who truly get problem no dey know where him phone dey talk more camera
FoodRe: How Much Is The Price Of Indomie Noodles In Your Area? by Offpoint1: 2:22pm On Apr 10, 2024
I don't eat indomie and spaghetti, so I don't know the cost of any noodles. I see African men who love noodles as either babies or gay.

Ask me about and Akpu

Judging by the prices you wrote, I don't see any significance changes. A cartoon price reduction of N500 or 1k is of no use because it won't reflect on the pack price.
FamilyRe: I Don't Care Neighbours by Offpoint1: 11:31pm On Apr 09, 2024
okerekingsley90:
Oga your case is different while others are different too. There are good and bad neighbors in your own case you have a good neighbor and like someone pointed out you should try to study the kind of people.living with you. My point is not everyone is good so one has to be very careful
You can't know who is good or bad if you don't get close to them. In reality it's more dangerous not to get close to people than to get close to them.

I get close to people, know who they truly are and know how to deal with them.
FamilyRe: I Don't Care Neighbours by Offpoint1:
Nemesis0147:
We are used to it here oh…
That’s why I’m always having my keys on me 247 because my neighbors won’t even answer your greetings talk more of greeting you back and I love it that way!
Neighbors are your closest family, that's what some of y'all don't know. If there's an emergency, neighbors are the first responders. Nigeria is not US where you get ambulance in 5 minutes.

2 years ago, I blackout in my bathroom because I wasn't feeling fine... Next thing I opened my eyes I found myself in the hospital. Thanks to a neighbor who said he heard unusual sound of someone falling, he ran to my door to check and no response, he had to break the door... Imagine if I was the type of I don't care neighbor.
RomanceRe: Olosho Is A Multimillion Industry In Lekki - Nigerian Man Claims by Offpoint1: 5:11pm On Apr 09, 2024
Oyindamolah:
Come to Ikate make you come see something, infact there's a 2 storey five bedroom duplex in Ikate axis na runs girls full the place. ( From the way they dress👗 and talk you will know, many of them patronize Kemzy Kitchen and As e dey hot restaurant)

As a matter of fact if you have money just rent an apartment an sublet to these girls, you will make money.
My brother, dem full island... Most apartment for that area na dem full.

I weep
RomanceRe: Olosho Is A Multimillion Industry In Lekki - Nigerian Man Claims by Offpoint1: 4:14pm On Apr 09, 2024
😂 There's particular street in phase 1 where all the house are rented to runs girls.

You see them being drop off every morning from various sugar daddies and fraudsters
RomanceRe: Ladies Have You Observe Guys No Longer Beg Us For Relationship These Days by Offpoint1: 3:43pm On Apr 09, 2024
Make I ask you out so that you go tell me sey you no get data tomorrow or next week na your birthday?


Na who wan spend on me I dey find like this.
PoliticsRe: Meter Premium Customers In 60 Days, FCCPC Tells Discos by Offpoint1: 2:08pm On Apr 09, 2024
grin until the whole nation is metered, light won't improve. These folks are making money wether they provide service or not.
CrimeRe: CCTV Captures A Lady Who Switched Off Light To Steal Goat Meat (Pix, Video) by Offpoint1: 10:51am On Apr 09, 2024
grin half wise.... Let he that has never achieve meat crucify her
PoliticsRe: Thursday Approved As Additional Public Holiday by Offpoint1: 9:47am On Apr 09, 2024
Penguin2:
Your grandmother swallowed school bus🤣🤣🤣
Evidence dey 😂
She swallow abi she no swallow?

PoliticsRe: Thursday Approved As Additional Public Holiday by Offpoint1:
Penguin2:
Na till next week Monday be that🤓

No be Nigerians again?
😂I no even bother go work yesterday... I don tell dem my grandma swallow school bus, I dey hospital with her 😂 🤣
PoliticsRe: Energy Crisis: More Problems For Households, Others As Cooking Gas Price Surges by Offpoint1:
Welcome to a new Nigeria where man cannot afford to buy food, the one he collects on credit he can't afford to cook it.

One thing I learn from religious books, when a curse king rules there's always hunger in the land.

An evidence of fail government is when her citizens can't afford common food.


It'll take someone extremely daft to cast another vote for Bulaba next election.

I'm reading this thread with cylinder in my hand cuz I ran out of gas last night.
Last I filled was N1400 per kg... As I'm typing right now it's N1600

Imagine CMS to lekki that used to be N200, I paid N700 yesterday. Elf to contain N300, I paid N700...Imagine those working on the island what they spend daily on TF ...Nigeria is fxxked.
EventsRe: Fear Of EFCC: Man Seen Handing Bride Money Instead Of Spraying At Wedding by Offpoint1: 10:10pm On Apr 08, 2024
grin
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Fight Bandits And Terrorists With Armoured Tanks (video/pics) by Offpoint1: 1:28pm On Apr 08, 2024
V
PoliticsRe: Emefiele Arraigned In Court, Pleads Not Guilty To Charges by Offpoint1: 10:10am On Apr 08, 2024
He's not guilty until proven guilty by a competent court of law.

Bulaba is just punishing him for trying to frustrate his vote buying. If bulaba is pissed, he should go after Buhari, Emewefele can't do nothing without his oga authorization.
TravelRe: 22 Escape Death In Lagos-Ibadan Highway Crash by Offpoint1: 10:09am On Apr 08, 2024
Sirianese:
Big mortar or small mortar grin
Put the L yourself, I no get time for edit.

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