definitelyME:
Nigeria produce ak47-na politicians go first shoot am...

Nigeria produce armoured vehicle- na politicians go first drive am

Nigeria produce electric car- na governor go first test am...

Always going on national television celebrating nonsenses...is this where we are supposed to be after 60 year's of independence? Ordinary smart phone wey secondary school students for developed countries dey make as project, na him a whole president of a country dey come national television to showcase And they will still add that one as one of their achievement..

Whites just dey laugh us

When NIGERIA was fighting the civil war or genocide against the easterners, USA was sending Apollo to the moon. This country is just too useless because virtually everywhere is ruled by the north. I just dislike the north. They are a big curse to this country.

ofuonyebi:
Many men of God will no doubt swim in the heat of the hellfire
Why should a minister of God hate his colleague to wish him dead?
Is that what Jesus Christ taught you?

i am so ashamed for so called unborn-again womanizing pastors like Okotie
Remember, death is not a curse...it is a debt to be paid by all mortal...Tufiakwa!

Well said. Death is a debt to be paid.

Very useless mumuistic stupid pastor. Pastor wey dey perm hair like road side ashawo.

Angrygoat:
The sight of the building only shows its demonic. Shey na Airport. Everything is covered hidden and dark. How many feet be the fence sef. Demonic synagogue. God disgraced him

Truly na angry goat you be. Nonsense.

A true MOG. His teachings were not of earthly frivolities. His teachings were centered on love, humility, faith and obedience. His family life was so private. You hardly see the wife coming on stage not like all these other churches where the pastors are already grooming their children to take over the mantle of leadership once they go to the Afterlife. A great philanthropist with no religious affiliation when it comes to giving. I don't attend his church but if I am tune to any church TV, his always come first. May His soul rest in peace.

Nobody is above death. Be prepared at all times for his coming we don't know when.

donnie:
Mars ko, uranium ni.

The so-called planets are just stars. Those shinny clouds have ships behind them waiting for the right time to bring about the destruction spoken of in the scriptures. Those are the chariots of YAH and they are for battle (Isaiah 66:15).

Those who have made themselves gods or this world will be humbled. Lucifer who has ascended and made his nest among the stars in the name of space travels will be cast down.

Obadiah 1:4
[4]Though thou exalt thyself as the eagle, and though thou set thy nest among the stars, thence will I bring thee down, saith the LORD.

Isaiah 14:12-15
[12]How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!
[13]For thou hast said in thine heart, I will ascend into heaven, I will exalt my throne above the stars of God: I will sit also upon the mount of the congregation, in the sides of the north:
[14]I will ascend above the heights of the clouds; I will be like the most High.
[15]Yet thou shalt be brought down to hell, to the sides of the pit.

Yeye dey smell

Arkmanbuddy:
Not just battery development but also the overall design of the car of the future. No flying car should look like a drone or a small seaplane on land. A flying car should look like a car on land, and could change shape in flight.

Lol... I never knew you have this brilliant idea. Why not make a prototype? besides, your brain is hyperactive than the Chinese guys own.

hustlertothecor:


I will do my giveaway tomorrow,by Gods grace,I am just concerned about my health.
I want to go to orphanage home tomorrow first,to give them things

Don't go and give them your cursed money.

Ever8090:
I am not Igbo but I think this is getting out of hand..why is the Security operatives soo effective in South east but have never killed and display one fulani herdsman despite their day to day killings in every part of the country?.. something is not right

Buhari's hatred for the south easterners is just too glaring for all to see.

ogunleyesijibomi:
Use that 1.5 to run your account with salary stuff.. u can pay your self the sum of 130k monthly in a different account with a companys name.. when covid 19 is totally o we u can apply to uk, or Europe but not Australia and Canada as the amount is small for Australia and Canada.

How much can one have to consider Canada?

OKOATA:
See the stupid questions grown up people are asking, God knows if I am caught cheating with a married woman no man born on earth will video me and me asking m nonsense questions like this.

Na mouth you dey make. Go and try it and you see how far.

Coolcalmcollect:

Keep rushing out at night, na when you no return her eyes go clear....simps are meant to not breath for long tho, so won't be surprise

Make bitterness no kill you my guy . Simping for my wife is nothing to me.

gentlestdude:
and who says it's yours lol? some men are still living in 1960 chai. no go shock if the child resemble one if your neighbors hahaha

See this fool. I know my wife.

OdogwuBlog:
Bros If You Never Enter Family Life !!! ..... You De On Cruise !!!

One married man once tell me say him daughter wake him up by 2AM at night only to demand that ...... "DADDY I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR NOSE" ...... Ahhhhh !!!

Okay as me don enter family Life nahh !!! ... My Wife get belle now !!!

She be dey demand stuupid stuupid things oooo ... But i be dey think say !!! ... na because say she dey Pregnant nahh ....

But ...... the one weah she do of recent shock me !!! .

Before the one weah happen last night .... she once demanded by 2AM at night ...... say she wan chop Kuli Kuli ... IMAGINE BY 2AM ..... And she complain this till 6AM in the morning !!! - When i finally bring Kuli Kuli come by 8AM .... she tell me say ..... she don loose appetite .... make i commot am .... that the looking at it makes her feel like Vomiting !!!

Below na Kuli Kuli ... incase if you no know !!!



Okay This one happened Last Night !!!

I Come dey wonder if her spirit dey always start by 2AM ......

Around 2AM Last Night !!! ... She wake me up and continue to tell stories again !!!

This one shock me ooo !!!! , Upon say i never knack for life 3 Months now !!! - Doctor say na from 4 Months we can begin nack !!! ..... I Buy Soaps 2 time per week .... Only for me not to cheat on my wife !!! - If you know you know ....

OKAY ... BABY Tell me ... what do you want - Na wetin i ask her ...

She looked at me and say .................. "Baby Let's Insult Each Other" .....

Ehhhhh .... She say ... I Feel like insulting somebody and Causing Quarrel .... I Looked at her and say !!! "BABE NO BE ME AND YOU"

Before i can turn to the other side of the bed ... she slapped me and say "Honey you are a fooool" .....

I Looked at her and say "NA Bigger Fooool you be" ..... She starts crying .... and say .... So you can insult me back .....

The summary of these stories be say .... I No sleep last Night !!! .... I Tried all i can to calm her down .... She insulted me from 2AM Till 6AM This morning !!!

When she don see say na morning ... She looked at me as say "Baby ... What are we eating this morning"

Marriage dey sweet shaa ... But i dey Hell Fire now .....

NO KNACKS ... NO SLEEPS ...

Wetin i go fit do .... Nothing !!!

I Can't WAIT To See My TWINS !!!

Better Days Ahead !!!

cc; lalasticlala

My pregnant wife demanded fish one Saturday night at 10pm. I had to rush down to get it. Pregnant women can be so dramatic. It's not easy to handle them at times but each time your feel your baby kicks, your heart will be so filled with joy. Can't wait to hold my child soon.

CharisEleos:
Is sitting at home from 6:30am to 10pm without anything for the next few months with so many lacks and needs staring you in the face worth it?
Ask yourself this question over and over again and youll get the perfect answer yourself.

In this period where everyone is looking for means to survive you still want to be checking time? With this current inflation where 100 can no longer afford a cup of drinking garri?

I'll advise you take up the job in the meantime and be looking out for another one while at it. Better than nothing.

How do you think he can look for other job when he resumes 6:30am and close 10pm? He is 30 already. Soon no company will want to employ him cos of age. If only can learn a skill, all this useless employers of labor won't see him. Nigeria is cursed.

richmond500:
So in summary, U tell ur husband to go wash plates so u can serve ur customers?

like him go sit down carry sponge wash plate for u for restaurant weh him open for u?
Is that really what I read or I missed some part?

To you now you made sense. All your assertions are nonsense. He feeds from the business and even clothes from the business. What is wrong in helping your partner do the dishes? Pride is a useless thing. If only he supports the wife in the business, am sure they will go far.

SLAP44:


Oh, I forgot that there are people who are too ashamed to mention their states because of its backwardness

Hahhahaha.... Mention one forward state in Nigeria. Even Nigeria itself is backward.

SLAP44:


You must be a northerner?

I am from your state

SLAP44:


If you have a little sense, then unseating the governor will not be as important as losing thousands of your citizens to avoidable issues like armed invasion of northerners into southern states to kill people with the excuse of cow herding.

I thought you can be reasonable. I never knew you were just an immature being with low IQ.

SLAP44:
How can a police DPO who is from Katsina solve the problem of his fulani brothers kidnapping, raping and killing people in far away Ondo state when he is already biased?

Why won't crime increase when the Fulani Commissiones of police in different states know that they will quickly return to the north after supporting and carrying out the killings of southerners. A Commissioner of police from same state cannot support evil because he has a vested interest and that him and his family will remain in the state forever.

A state police controlled by indigenous people is your best bet for curbing these killings and ethnic cleaning being masked as UGM.

Have you ever considered state police in the hands of these following state governors?
Kaduna
Rivers
Kogi
Benue
Abia
Edo and so many other states.
With state police, do you think it will be easy to unseat and incumbent governor?
It's going to be chaos and anarchy.
Just look at the current happenings in kaduna. State police will only but be a tool for intimidation and oppression against political opponents, labour unions and so many other things. Have a rethink about your stand.

Mayng01:
Imagine what is coming from the mouth of a numbskull

Yeye dey smell. Just to read and have a grasp of what he said is a challenge for you. Try to read what he said.

FarahAideed:


This is Katsina not KD

Him no read.

Well I have said it before. You can't expect to see sense in anything from the North. Cow brain people. How does open grazing and have a shop the same? Malami is a stupid fool.

AdaugoChisom:
Wahala go dey if there's state police

I dey tell you. People like hell rufai go use police as thugs. He is just a tyrant like his mentor buhari.

BlueAir:
I didn't say he won't stand trial. He will certainly walk away or pay the murderous woman money while making Nigerians look stupid at the same time. Either ways he wins. Nigerians don't deserve a "Superman"

I like Ahmed isah for his selfless service to humanity. Just that he messed up this time around. As a human right activist, he should have known better not to allow his emotions ride over him.

BlueAir:
Still human? Read what crappy constitution? Even soldiers shoot terrorists on sight. What defense or law suit could a attempted murder suspect have to bring to court?

It's because people get away with jungle justice that's why you are saying all these. Ahmed can stand trial for assaulting this woman. He has no right to do what he did.

Draconian:
And the girl he slapped violated a human right by setting a child on fire. Are you even a lawyer at all?

You don't sound like one either. Because she violated someone's human right doesnt mean her's has no value. She is still human and isah violated her right. Go and read up.

Maxymilliano:
But he has tendered unreserved apology naa, and he is forgiven This is something patanmi could not do

Ahmed isah can be sued for assault and pay heavily for damages. He bleeped up big time and so many person will want to fry him. He violated the woman's right by taking law into his hands.
I feel for him sha

CodeTemplar:
We know the drill. Build it at an super inflated cost for maximum looting margin. To confuse the people, give it an uncommon aesthetic design that will make them accept the inflated cost.

That's why it's difficult to do anything for Nigerians cos of people like you. A good development that deserves a thumbs up, you are spewing gibberish.

michigang:
Depends on if she's a virgin

Obviously he has worked on it.

apokan200:
A lady who isn’t contributing financially to her wedding shouldn’t be dragging opinions which money is so much involved with you.I think you caused this whole thing because you shouldn’t planned to even marry a who can’t contribute Atleast 500k to her wedding in the first place bros this is so simple tell her to pay 30 percent of the budget fees if she insisted on doing both home and away kind of wedding

Supported.

Sickmod:
Awaiting corper?

Best of luck guy

That can be bleeped during camping. A lady with high taste but has no shishi to contribute is a big liability. The earlier he cuts her off the better.