₦airaland Forum

BidenFan:
Kidnapping moves to the east full.time

Sure, you are damn right but i want to assure you that you can't get your ass to Imo state again (that's if you have once been their). The reason is simply because you need now need a Visa before traveling to Imo state either by road, sea, ocean, river, water, mmiri   or by air. for visa application, please contact me on my hot nairaland link.

Noted: you must ascertain the below qualification before we can issue you Imo State Visa:

1) free from Western (ofe mmanu) racism
2) free from northern terrorism
3) you shall be ready to hang and sleep on the street of Owerre because there wont be accommodation for those of you that does not have their resident permit. (be you the present Mallam in  the current administration) laye laye.
4) come with a visa fee range because we do not collect cash but anything of the same range with a brown new HUMMER JEEP (first class visa), INFINITY JEEP (second class visa) and X5 JEEP  (you might be consider for third class visa)
that will be all for now.

BidenFan:
Kidnapping moves to the east full.time

sure, you will be the first to be kidnapped. funny enough, you can't get your ass to Imo state again (if you have once been their) with our a VISA or else,

cvibe:
I envisage _MEND IMO state chapter finalising their business development plan. i.e. _{kidnap, ransome fees, drop points, safe house etc.}

I am sure you are not being jealous

udezue:
Imo state. Damn parasites.

sorry but i think you are the worst parasite i've ever come across. now you people should get it straight, in the bible i quote "the three wise men came from the East and not South-south or south east" it therefore means that the time for a change has come to that innocent land of ours and whosoever that sees it as misfortune should go and die, period. what benefit has Nigeria ever derived from the North, west and the host of them but they have benefited benevolently from the sources derived from their neighboring states without showing any form of appreciation. for those people from Imo state whom must had been affected negatively by the fashola's administration, i want to tell you all that God has answered your prayers. you people can now comfortably go back to your state and enjoy the manner from heaven or what do you thing

well, from my own point of view, Nigeria has all it takes to escalade beyond imagination in terms of development. but then, we still have a long way to go. To be frank with you, in terms of infrastructures and basic amenities, Nigeria should be of the same range with Niger republic. Thats how bad it is. for those who must have in one away or the other traveled out of Nigeria to any African country, you will reckon with me that of a true, Nigeria is one of the worst African countries when it comes to development in Africa, not even in the world

a wizzy:
@duduspace

the Animals are yerning and killing 4 power., the 1 wey dey pain me pass na innocent Fasuba wey dey go murder, an attempt was once made on his brother's life, now him, ah, Eyin awo omo ekiti let gba adura 4 our state oooooooo, umm that state needs prayers,

What are you waiting for? i'm available. consult me for the prayers in Ekiti state but make sure that you will make available the below for me and my members for spiritual fortification first:

enough ewedu and ofe mmanu, two human eggs, alligator pepper, seven Iraqi cola nuts and twelve brown hair from the private part of a blind virgin only. Not much i guess

HAH:
Thanks siena for the insight. can you shed more light on mail as these two below i got from my mail box

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During the programme, we were taught how to do business by the book and with the fear of God. That is to say, to be successful in any business, you need to have integrity, be honest and also have the fear of God in you.
Enough of all the stories. I have an information for you but I would like to know if you will be interested or not by answering the question. The question is this, “Would you like to know how to browse the internet (for) 24hrs with N500 only and make millions connecting other people”?
If you answer yes to the above question, then to download a free report on how it works and how you can make money with it, then click on the link below:

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OR

http://www.softpay.org/shop.htm and click the e-cover

I received a powerful testimony from someone that download the report, he said - Subject: You make me rich overnight.
He continued by saying - I made 90,000 naira the first day I connect my Internet browser. I collected 15,000 naira each from six people to connect them,
If you've not click on the clink above, click now to download your own copy of the free report and read the testimony yourself.
The link again is:

http://www.broadbandinternetbrowsing.com

OR

http://www.softpay.org/shop.htm and click the e-cover

To your online success.
Your friend,

Senpreneur Olasunkanmi SALIU

(a.k.a Ola Computer)

08068303060
NB: Your New Year Gift is an e-book titled “How to Build Profitable Websites Fast! The Best Strategies for Making Money Online Quickly by Joel Comm currently selling @ $47
The e-book is attached to this mail. To download it, click on the file name “BuildAWebsiteFast.pdf”


AND ALSO THIS

Hello Dear,
How are you today i hope you are fine. my name is miss jennifer,
iam a yung lady i saw your profile today at(www.nairaland.com)
and i became intrested in you,i will also like to know you more,
I hope you will be the true loving, honest, trutfull,
God faring,trustworld,sincere, and caring man,
that I have been looking for,
And I have something special to tell you about myself,
So please reply me now so that I will send you my picture and
tell you what i want to tell you about my self.
God bless you.
Yours sincerely jennifer.

haven gone through your post, i sensed rat on the wardrobe, run! run!! run!!!. I had received a similar writeup from someone (young lady who has gone through my nairaland profile) which i discarded without waiting time. It is high time those hoodlums should be traced and get them apprehended. they are becoming threats to nairaland's member. nonsence

we really need to take time and study this thing called love. some times i wonder if the real name is love or "lost" cos in a real love, their shouldn't be need for cheat. but why are most women in this game of hide and seek? this days, you hardly see a faithful lady and it is getting worst day by day in Nigeria. My brother, you really have to follow your instincts. from what i have noticed lately, if a woman should ask you this question "HONEY, YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T TRUST ME?" turn back to her "SWEETY, EVEN IF YOU ARE MY MOTHER, FORGET TRUST" i'm sorry but thats how i see it. love is unavoidable illusion.

The same thing is applicable to the married women. i think we should revert to Solomon's method (marry as many wife's as you can). considering the fact that one woman can't make good home this days, perhaps getting them many might help. by so doing, you will not have the time to count on the one who cheats or not. life goes on

we really need to take time and study this thing called love. some times i wonder if the real name is love or "lost" cos in a real love, their shouldn't be need for cheat. but why are most women in this game of hide and seek? this days, you hardly see a faithful lady and it is getting worst day by day in Nigeria. My brother, you really have to follow your instincts. from what i have noticed lately, if a woman should ask you this question "HONEY, YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T TRUST ME?" turn back to her "SWEETY, EVEN IF YOU ARE MY MOTHER, FORGET TRUST" i'm sorry but thats how i see it.

love is unavoidable illusion, i think we should revert to Solomon's method (marry as many wife's as you can). considering the fact that one woman can't make good home this days, perhaps getting them many might help. by so doing, you will not have the time to count on the one who cheats or not. life goes on

this is incredible. owls in a courtroom? Naija, una too much oooooooooo. why don't the benefactors of the witchcraft transform it into technology?  i think, that will help in bringing Nigeria and host of them into a developed country just like the Americans did. ask me how, it was after Americans captured their whitewitch (originated from California) and transformed it into ttechnologythat they became great in terms of technology. Haven know that blackwitch originated from Nigeria, Benin city to be presides. its high time they capture the blackwitch and transform their powers into technology. i stand to be corrected

umu nne m, ekelela m unu ebe odi ukwu n'ihi na odighi fecha fecha. ukpala okpoko gburu, nti chiri ya. seun, i mara asu, sua na ime ikwe, ma i ga ama asu, sua na ala. ihe obula ihuru, iwere ya otu ahu. na otu aka ahu, a na m eme ka ndi cheputara echiche "virgin asato, tinyere Akata ato" biko umu nne m, tinyenu m na onu ogugu , enweghi m anya ukwu (for the sake of ten percent  10% only, you know what i mean)

[quote author=amebo no.1 link=topic=225819.msg3403806#msg3403806 date=1233311242]give me d mod job and i will handle it well well [/quote]Nwanne m, biko gbahara, o bu aturu ahu bu seun ka m choro i kwuto ihe banyere ya, i nula. udo di kwara gi

Seun:
The reason I didn't say anything about it is also simple. My net access is very bad at the moment. After locking a thread, I was supposed to create a new onw, but after having to restart my connection a hundred times every minute, I simply forgot. I expect the moderator to have understood what was happening and created a new thread for the Igbos but she doesn't seem to have that kind of initiative.

Igbo ndi nwe mmadu, ekelem unu oooo. asi na ebe nwata na ebe akwa na atu aka, nne ya ga ano ebe ahu, nna ya noro ya. oru e la oge umu biarafra ga atuhari uche banyere nairaland a. Nshiko si na egwuru egwu gafe isi nkwu aka ya, ya sere isi ya. odika o bu ihe anyi na aga ime na oge na adihi anya na eba. obu onye ka seun na akoro akuko mike ejealo? Seun, your excuss is absolutely rubbish and disgusting to mankind

[quote author=amebo no.1 link=topic=225819.msg3403806#msg3403806 date=1233311242]give me d mod job and i will handle it well well [/quote]Igbo ndi nwe mmadu, ekelem unu oooo. asi na ebe nwata na ebe akwa na atu aka, nne ya ga ano ebe ahu, nna ya noro ya. oru e la oge umu biarafra ga atuhari uche banyere nairaland a. Nshiko si na egwuru egwu gafe isi nkwu aka ya, ya sere isi ya. odika o bu ihe anyi na aga ime na oge na adihi anya na eba. obu onye ka seun na akoro akuko mike ejealo? Seun, your excuss is absolutely rubbish and disgusting to mankind

Obinna- meaning GOD'S MIND OR FATHER'S MIND

who cares, let them sort their selfs. The average easterner is not worried because they work hard and can take care of their self and their family. others should try too. to hell with the Nigerian system of government.

It serves southerner and the westerners right. The easterners saw it as far back as 1960's, they tried to wage war that will soon befall us but couldn't suceed due to the myopic view of the southerners and the westerners. so we should all keep quiet and suffer it. If worst come to worst, westerners or the southerners should give war a second thought. nonsense

sinaayo:
infact i will marry igbo so that i can hear igbo.

onye a, osina obu gini mere ya? oche na odi fecha fecha okoro-obia igbo ikporo ya dika nwanyi ya? kpachara anya gi ebe ahu

spikedcylinder:
I guess it was put on the home page cuz Seun likes sarcasm.

onye bu onye ara nka? biko ka ara ahu gbakwagi n'uzo. ndi igbo bu egwu eji, i makwa ndi anyi bu? EBEANO

nwanne, O bu ihe jogburu ulele na njo na i nwepuhi ike ideputa edemede igbo ebe oga ekwe nghota. na atufuhi oge, anamu asigi tuharia uche maka mgbeozo

and for those that sees this thread disgusting, una never hala until una eat gala. You should go and ask that mallam why he has chosen his fellow mallam to be the minister of petroleum. Thank God say i no be Mallam because if you spell Mallam from left or right, Mallam na Mallam

@Negro_Ntns

Na which one come be "MARRY ONE GET ONE FREE" I think thats what "@Theblessed" deserves. education and exposure my foot

earTHMama:
Gay men in california are looking for African spouses. Ship Negro_Ntns to San francisco.

Where did you source your information? interesting

You people should listen, the Igbo has gone verse in the world either by hook or crook. well for your information, the next president of America will be a typical Igbo man. you dey doubt me, mek you dey there na. thank God i no be Mallam because whether you spell it from right or left, Mallam na Mallam. Na only 4 Nigeria them get power, Igbos don go far

Theblessed:
A bad culture and a stiffling one. Too controlling and intimidating. Why shouldn't a man claim his own biological child just because the poverty stricken family demands a goat and a cow plus a couple of Naira that a childs future, welbeing and general development should be compromised for, is it?

I have always say it IGBO culture need serious reviewing, honest.

So, if a man has no money to marry the woman he should not be allowed to create a decent and happy family that would support the future general development of his family, is it?

Well, here is your answer. That's why many Nigerian girls not only resort into back street abortion and sudden deaths or run off to live with the man thus depriving greedy family of the pittance dowry. Why should any respectable woman be married with dowry? Until this dowry tradition ends, women and in particular Igbo girls' will continue to be slaves to their to their Slave Master husbands. Thank God my own family are well above that tradition. My father is not rich but he will never, has never accepted any penny from his inlaws for his daughters and I'm very proud of him therefore, the men in our lives do not percieve us as their investment or property they can treat any how e.g. punch your eyes out without hesitation when he's upset. I dare them to. So, my dear friend if you or anyone you know has been affected by this urgly Igbo tradition, don't worry - the baby go fin im papa when i gro up. Problem bi say da woman you go go marry after im mama, whether igo let the baby be as him/her be your fes bikin instead of make am second citizen in im papa house - check it out. Nigerian women especially those in Nigeria, I fear una, o But my advice be say make you kip making yourself present to your baby, o Give money for feeding, school etc na so you go take win them, I promise you.

I would have argued the planet you and your family exist, definitely not the emulating type or else you wouldn't resonate sarcastically on a culture that spare women from being products of vulg. It attach a lot of significant value in any matrimonial home. Even the bible recognised it. that is why before a Pastor, Rev, Father will grant your wedding request, he will ask you if you have ascertained the traditional aspect of it. I wonder where the so called education and exposure is taking some nuts.

we are yet to witness the worst in Nigerian football whereby they have introduced politics and IM (ima mmadu) or should i say personal recommendation from the people in the higher places instead of choosing who plays better. can you imagine ABOKI haruna being the captain on the tean. thank God say i no be Mallam because any how you spell am (from right or left) Mallam na Mallam

topup:
[color=#008855]Q1. What do single men enjoy doing on Valentine's day?

Q2. However, if they can't do this, what do they often do/are forced to do instead?

Q3. Do men prefer to be single of Valentine's day?

Q4. Do single men think about their exs on Valentine's day?

Q5. What are single men most likely to be tempted to do on Valentine's day?

Q6. Is Valentine's day even significant in a single man's diary?
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Now i understood what your problem are: JOBLESS
try and get one soon so that you can think of something better with your file than val, i meant no disdain

Court has just come up with an irrelevant issue again. to me, its a game plan between the chairman of the Inec Mr. Iwu and Co. or else better issues would have been in their agenda such as restoring the naira value. What has voting got to do with person leaving abroad if there is transparency in Nigerian system of government? Absolutely nothing. if any body in diaspora should see Nigerian politics viable, then the person should fly down to Nigeria and vote when the time comes. Abeg, enough of all this child's play

omo that man don enjoy life jare, i have no pity for him. infact he should signal his counterparts where they could find the remaining money or else, he should bury him self. abi no be so? he must talk ooooooooooo

chidichris:
why would yobe state people give such a man gov? if you look at his face, he looks like those high way robbers that stays arround benin.
anyways, latest reports reaching our news desk are suggesting that the man must have died of too much money.
minus one in the criminals' kingdom and that is progress.
how i wish anyone that carry his loot to any outside country will die there. wow! at least the people of yobe will eat and drink during his burial.
we urge other govs to emulate the good gesture of their colleague and die as soon as possible.
all of them who have taken away our sleeps will never know peace until their case will become like that of Senator,dr,gov, eng, bar,chairman, director and president to be, mamman bello ali who travelled with his legs and will return on his back.

lol,  chei.  omo you dey paranoid oh. but in the actual sense of it, those vulgs should all die. we need resolution to our problem. as they wont give ears to poor man cry. i find them guilty of circumstances  and therefore expel them from their offices, thereatfer transfer them to the third planet, perhaps they will do better there. I have started with "yam na dura" how una see am

dem don bury am?

I think the best of its all should be God factor, how una see am

its not a new thing to Nigerians when it comes to naira crash. Salvaging our currency simply means finding a means of manufacturing products that can be exported. thereby solidifying our Gross Domestic Produce (GDP). There is no other way to get our currency better if not by exportation of products produced or manufactured in our country, Nigeria. Therefore, i urge those that benefited from the oil boom to please start investing in farm products. by so doing, there will be enough for people in Nigeria at affordable price and for export purposes.

na una sabi ooooooooo. As for me, Lagos will expose you and you stand a better chance to build your life. Well for those ones in the village, it is more adviseable they relocate to urban areas than wasting in the village.