princechineye:
Congratulations!

Dear CANDIDATE,

You are invited for an INTERVIEW with ODG Africa Ltd to be assessed and oriented as: FRONT DESK O. /B.D ADVOCATE

DATE: Friday, 25th of August 2023
TIME: 8:30am
OFFICE ADDRESS: 1st floor, 150 Oba Ogunji road, Along Pencinema Bridge Ogba, Lagos.


I got the above mail today. I heard all this Odg people re scammers, is this true?

The ODG I know sells clothes at Allen Avenue and you can try to come check it out cos their outlets is by the roadside which makes it safe

HanisahZuwy:
Please help!

My anus got torn a little bit. I'm finding it difficult to poo normally, because my anus hurts whenever I'm doing so. There's even blood whenever I poo.

Please, I need help on what I can drink or apply to heal my anus and also stop the blood. Please, I would really appreciate your input. Thanks.

That's pile oh,you seeing blood in your poo……Try local remedy

BennyDGreat:


Anyone that can advice a man to take another man's life is a potential murderer and must be properly put on surveillance for the safety of people.

Kpele oh Mr Surveilance

Battlefield2:
Seriously, I'm pained right now,how can one decide to be stvpid and senseless at the same time
Before I begin, I swear to God who made me, this is not a lie,this is a true story....The story may seem long

So I have this friend, a close friend that works in a bank in Lag, he lives In his family house because his parents are late and he earns 70k plus,though he complains every now and then that the salary isn't much, if he collects salary by month end, before the 10th of the following month,he is already calling me for help on transports and all that and once in a while I help him with 1k or 2k to take transports and all that.

Last weekend,he was discussing with me on WhatsApp about car washing business,telling me it's lucrative and all those....I didn't pay much attention to it until he called me on Thursday and started crying...I asked him the problem,he told me a cousin of his sweet talk him into car washing business that it is lucrative and he can earn as much as 5k a day washing cars and he dropped the bombshell

He told me he sent in his resignation letter on Monday and Parked out of his family house telling those ones that he has been transferred to another branch, he moved to the one room apartment the car washing company provided to him n 3 other guys and started work. He said he hoped in his mind that if he can make 5k a day, he can save as much as 3-4k daily and that is a big improvement to the bank work

The reason for the lamentations now was things are not the way his cousin told him,he said since last week Monday up till this moment, they have only washed maximum of 3 cars per day and at the end of the day, the owner only gives them 5h each in which he used for eating. I requested for video call on Sunday and he is seriously looking lean and unkempt

He apologized that he didn't seek an advice from me or anyone before taking that bold move, he told me he is seriously depressed and wants me to profer a solution to him

Problem now is,he told me he is ready to quit the work and come to a different state that I am in other to restrategize.....I don't know what to tell him because I don't have much too and I'm struggling too because I'm sure if he comes,I will be fully responsible for feeding and all that
Moreso,I can't tell him "No" because right now,he has no where to go,his parents are late and he has already packed out of his family house rendering him homeless,moreso he is my very good friend

So I seek an advise from you all
Pls advise me, I'm confused!

He should first go and kill that cousin or relative that advises him first before finding another job cos if the guy still dey his life, another mumu advise go still dey available for him

Ficklemind:
Good evening, please how do I politely tell my married ex to stop bringing back our past memories?

My ex and I separated on good terms, he is AS likewise myself so we had to go on our separate ways. It over 6 years that we separated but we still talk once in a while. I don’t have any feelings for him anymore but I don’t know about him and I don’t have any intention of seeing him either though we are far away from each other.

I don’t want to block him and I don’t want to offend him ,but when I take a picture with a random male friend and I upload it on my status ,he tells me he is jealous that the guy is an idiot for holding me or touching me. Asking for my recent pictures and sending me my old pictures that I don’t even remember existed.

This guy is married with a child. How to I politely tell him to stop all this because I don’t feel comfortable with them.

If you dont want to offend him! Shey na your new guy you wan offend ni! Dey hear this funny girl oh!

Zikonna:
I need serious advice. I grew up an only child, raised by a single mum. My dad abandoned us as when I was a kid and few years later he died in an accident. My mum is the most important person in my life and I love and respect her. She is also a very religious woman and raised me so.

I am settled and ready to get married and I have met the woman I am sure is the one for me. My mum has met her once and although she had her reservations she wasn't opposed to it. But yesterday while going through my fiance's whatsapp status(bacause she has her number), she came across the picture below and because of it, she is now opposed to the marriage. According to her, she can't let her only child get married to a girl that wears bum shorts in public. She says "this sort of dressing is from the devil"

I have tried to explain to her that my girl isn't like that and she only wears clothes like that once in a while. My mum is still adamant. She wants me to end our relationship and find a "responsible woman"

I am currently torn between my mum and the woman I have decided to spend the rest of my life with. I am afraid that if I disobey my mother's instructions, it would lead to serious circumstances as she is also my spiritual mother.

I do not know what to do. Look at the picture below. I really don't see anything wrong. I cropped her face to maintain anonymity.

Is it just the type of dress she wore that changes mummy's mind or there are other things that you ain't talking about here.
Our parents can't be wrong and at the same time too be wrong (but due to the experience and examples they will drop ehn,you will have no choice than to reason alongside their thoughts). My dear brother, na you know wetin you and the girl don pass through and it's still you that knows the type of woman she is and how far you guys have come. If it's by dressing mummy is using to judge her, then no points at all, but if there are more to it, then I will advise you to sit down and have a deep thinking. Thanks

NwaMamaIwota:
Tinubu is a bastard drug dealing vagabond

Dont think you are ok upstairs at all! Where in the news did you read that Tinubu repaired the bridge! You guys just open your mouth and talk shitty words from your mouth. And am very sure you will perform woefully than the said senator.

Karen2024:
I have done so much for him that we can't recount. I'm amaized that he called me a gold digger.

And if we can kindly and calmly asked that thing you have done for him! Sure it wont pass sex or probably buying boxers and singlet for him.

AcuraZDX:

This is Ronaldo of Brazil and not Christiano

JoeNL22:

Obi Is Cumin Into Aso Rock!.......Will You Cum With Him?

Do you think na s*x dem day do for ASO ROCK.......

obembet:
I don't think anybody in this great forum press phone than I do which I believe it as become something else. I can't stay 5 minutes without. Touching my phone.

I have my phone with me at all times and check it hundreds of times a day. From WhatsApp Message to Nairalander to Twitter and so on.

Please my great Nairalanders, help me, how can I reduce this attitude, it becoming something else.

How we wan take help you now! you typed this yourself and sure you still be looking at comments as regards what you asked! keep looking at your phone every time! its very important

God1000:
Lol, this clown and chatterbox is at it again with his hokum.

Peter Obi is our next president whether he likes it or not

Not a fan of anybody contesting for the number one position in Nigeria oh! but one thing is sure, Obi can't smell that seat at all!!!

Ilaumoh:
Akwa Ibom and Europe standard of Road na 5&6 .. photos .. Udom Emmanuel may your days be long ..

Akwa Ibom and building sexy road inside the village and J. Berger finishing work na 5&6
Etinan LGA pictures.

https://twitter.com/victoremah/status/1531537607380938752?s=21&t=TVnNUuCFCsu5-qP_dspbsA

It’s the truth oh! Akwa Ibom has one of the finest and neatest road In NIGERIA! I remember my visit there 9years ago!

dave601:
I managed to break the head of this tiny thing in our compound this afternoon. I suppose it's just a house snake, right?

Don’t think it’s harmful at all to Human being, he only eats rats in the house and go back to his hiding! But no be NIGERIAN hiuse this kain snake go dey without killing it!

HonNL:


SOURCE

I know it will come down to this! Be expecting the general election to be postponed too!

Ninobraw:
I just relocated to my own house recently, I have killed 2 snake since I came, there re lot of rat and cat around, sometimes cat match the roof of the house making noise untill someone advise me to stone it immediately I hear it noise, really it has reduced since I have be stoning the cat, now how do I get rig of snake totally from my environment

In your room or farm!

NwaAmaikpe:





Tom Brady was good but can by no standards on a stretched lenght be called a Greatest of All time in sports when compared to CR7. Legend would have just been the most appropriate term for CR7 to have used.

So, I don't know if to call it humility or just plain mockery.

There's Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Michael Schumacher, Muhammad Ali, Tom Brady, Roger Federer and Usain Bolt, they all set records in their respective fields but globally only one name comes to mind when the term G.O.A.T is used in sports.

Just like there is only one GOAT in showbusiness and he is Michael Jackson,
Likewise, there is only one GOAT in the world of sports, and he is Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro.

GOAT that was nowhere to be found last week when Manchester city trashed them! Or was the GOAT tied down for ASUN or what! Abeg! Na so we go dey see am entertain interview anytime game FAVOUR am and will be squeezing face up and down if dem no allow him tap in or play shots!

Noah9:
Good morning nairalanders. Pls I'll go straight to point.

My wife and I have been married for 3 years, God has blessed our matrimony with a beautiful daughter. My wife is so decent, caring and beautiful inside out. I have been a great husband and father to my pretty daughter. I have never cheated on my wife since we got married.

Recently, she barely give me sex. Infact it would take a whole month before I could see Just the color of her undies and I wasn't happy about it.

Last week Wednesday, I committed an unspeakable abuse, I'm so ashamed of myself. I Raped my wife and I hate myself since that incident.

Honestly, I don't know what came over me that particular day, I tried to make advances towards her, she refused and she pushed my hand away. Out of anger I slapped her on her face (she bled from her mouth), I overpowered her and forcefully had my way through. She cried all through that night.

I regretted my actions, I feel remorse, I hate my Life . I have begged her seriously to forgive me but she haven't said a word to me for over 5 days now. She cook for just herself and my daughter, she no longer sleep in our matrimonial bed, she would rather sleep in my daughter's room or the visitor's room, she no longer greets me anymore.

I have never abused, beat or raised my hands on my wife or any woman before. Last week was my first time I did such an abominable act in my Life . What If any one notice we're having issues now, how will I explain to them what actually happened?

I don't even want my little daughter to know we're having issues. I don't know who to talk to. It's a faceless forum that's why I'm sharing my pain here . Pls how do I restore back happiness in my home, I need my wife to forgive me. I'm truly sorry from the depth of my heart and I promise it will never happen again.

Please Help Me.

Oro buruku tounterin! It means bad words comes alongside laughter! This matter is so complicated that I don’t even know what to say oh! What really came over you that day! Should I say it’s konji or you drank something! My dear bro,kindly keep texting forgiveness messages to her and let her realize it won’t occur again! If she still decides to stay on her own! Kindly give her breathing space to be cool and am sure she will still talk to you! Don’t force her to speak what’s on her mind oh,doing that might make Matter worse oh!

PUSSYBBQGRILLS:
I AGREE WITH MURIC ON THIS ONE. THE 1ST DAY OF THE ISLAMIC CALENDAR SHOULD ALSO BE A PUBLIC HOLIDAY IN ALL FAIRNESS.

Feel free to stay at home during the first day of Muslim calendar! Be like say you no dey ok

Anonymous993775:


So you think my problem is spiritual?

It’s not spiritual oh! It’s man made oh! Shebi you stupid gan ni! Damn it! How will you say you are been attracted to dead women! Does that mean anything dead that is female will attract
You! Omo iya mie, you need to be flogged mercilessly in all the cemeteries where dead female bodies are and that will give you lot of sense!

CallMeDrino:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsYWQoZJPwY

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CXt4-EzDp-y/?utm_medium=copy_link

Must they announce everything on social media!

fergie0o1:
https://www.nairaland.com/6900709/shatu-garko-wins-2021-miss#108599504



BBC Pidgin

Funny case!

Bluntguy:
Condolences to Osogbo people,

No be only osogbo,na Akure you go see!

Jayzel:
I've been dating my beautiful damsel for over 6 years now (2015), she has been financially supportive to me when things were so rough for me untill now things are a bit balance, since when our relationship kickoff we have never fought for once, we do argue most~times and later in the day we settle it inside our bedroom at night, she's so respectful and honest to both me and my family members.

There's a pretty damsel working in a UBA bank close to my residencial area here in Oniru Lekki, when I do return every~day from my working place I do branch at the bank to save some money in my account, the lady is my favourite cashier so I do give her the money and take my leave, so later in the day she will transfer the money into my account without no delay at all. But yesterday she called me on phone that she wanted us to hang out together (today being sunday) that all bills & expenses on her. I'm seriously confused now.

I still love my current girlfriend and i don't wanna hurt her feeling's, plz help out peers.

It’s just a hangout and you don’t have to start thinking far! She might not have any motives behind her request! You can give an hint about it to your real woman( don’t come out straight oh),just try see her reactions

bigpriik:
I brought up this topic two years ago, it was about a girl i loved so much we were good friends, but she is Just into a kinda flashy lifestyle funded by runs. She always posts twerk videos on her Instagram and whatssap status and of course she is very beautiful and the kind of woman I want to spend the rest of my life with.

Hoestly I don't know why I love her, it's just crazy. Last year I deleted her number and pictures from my phone, because we had a fight over the tatoo she drew on her upper arm so I avoided her..

But yesterday I saw her in my street, meeen this girl don fine scatter and she is looking so fresh like those men are really paying her well. She called me and I answered we talked and believe me all the nuts in my head was loose because I talked to her.. ,i felt all the old emotions back again and it was so strong again. I immediately collected her number and she sent me a hi on WhatsApp so we begin talking again, we chatted all Night and she told me how she missed me so much and all.

Is it sensible iI take her in, i am 29 now and rounding up for marriage and she is the only one i see but i am afraid because i feel runs girls don't really retire even after marriage..

Elders please i need your help..
I need

Hear yourself out brother man,saying she is beautiful ain’t enough quality to wanna settle down with her! You yourself as a man don’t know the type of woman you want to marry at your age! You need to sit down and access yourself very wel to know the type of woman you want to marry cos what you are feeling in your heart is LUST and not LOVE! Thank you

Olam09:
What does it mean when your girlfriend update her WhatsApp status with Tiwa Savage's music "Somebody son go find me one day" i commented saying what about me and she said it's just a song.. this is a red flag for me oo.. is better somebody's daughter start finding me too.. i no chop breakfast.

Lol! It’s a song na and she might be catching cruise with it! Don’t take it too much on your mind at all!

chatinent:


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Follow the live update on Nairaland here: https://www.nairaland.com/6774053/gulder-ultimate-search-2021-live

Nice one

Cudjoe360:
Kindly drop any ideas that you have to help someone out there to start a career, i want to learn something too please..

Photography! It won’t be totally free oh! Commitment must be made somehow !

pocohantas:


SOURCE

Chai! I was so curious to know when female start too dey bear Tom,not knowing say na man marry man! Oh boy eh!

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
The beauty of slim girls never fade...
Everything about them is just perfect

They are the sweetest anyday anytime twice on Friday
You want to talk about thier thigh that is slim enough not to choke their vaginal thereby preventing vaginal odour
Have you seen them on leggings...mehnnn....they are damnn sexy with their conspicuous camel toe on tight fitted leggings
Talk about thier deepness....slim girls are deep down there....they can accommodate anything that comes in...
their preferred position during coitus is sitting on you or the cow girl style
Then watch how they soak and wet your dickkk with all sort of vaginal fluid....sticky, foaming, watery and Slippery

On top say you wan talk about woman Toto! Ok oh

play5050:
Good morning nairalanders
Pls I have a program at abuja In the morning on Friday and I don't have enough money for flight like my other Rich colleagues, so night bus become the only option for me and my guy.

Our office insist we most work on Thursday and most be in abuja on Friday by 1pm

Which motor park should I go to get a night bus ticket to abuja

Pls any body that have useful idea should help me.
Lagos to abuja by night

You can book online at ABC transport and you surely get maximum enjoyment throughout the journey! Used their service 2 weeks back and it was smooth and fun

fergie001:
Jean-Pierre Adams, a former centre-back for Nîmes, OGC Nice, Paris Saint-Germain and the French national team, who has been in a coma for 39 years has died.

The Senegalese-born has been in coma since March 17, 1982 after a horrible knee operation which shouldn't had taken a few hours, went horribly wrong.

PREVIOUS THREAD ABOUT THE PLAYER
https://www.nairaland.com/6481096/jean-pierre-adams-been-coma-39#100286791

JEAN-PIERRE ADAMS PASSES ON



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Coma for 39years! Ah! Who Cum dey beside him for hospital! This one choke me oh