lillyontop:


Can't really remember my first soup but the first food prepared by me was oil rice... I am from Edo State Eshan to be precise anybody from Edo States or delta state knows oil rice and use to be the main jollof for our people well I grew up with my dad and my dad was a great cook and most of us in the house are mainly guys so I always watch my dad while he cooks and I always say to myself food is easily prepare cos I know all the step in preparing varities of meal but I haven't tried it myself thou, then one day my dad sent me to go buy ingredients and prepare oil rice, I swear NEPA take light for my head there was no service at all... I bought all ingredients to cook am come be war, anyway I did it the way my dad use to do it... Then I was so anxious for the rice to turn red oh, omoh rice no gree red oh Na so I pour almost all the oil wey dey house inside am later I gave up I just vex cover the pot say if the rice like make he red if he like make e no red... and I came back rice was red but the oil under the pot fit cook three meal when my dad came back he just laughed helped separate oil from the rice we ate with joy and laughter anyway that's where I started cook till little supervision

Heheheheheheh... I can imagine
Hope you're a chef now sha.

Palm oil Jollof rice.
I think I was 13 thereabouts
My mum knows the quantity of water she adds so she doesn't have to add again till it is cooked.
I followed that process, and Chai!...
Coupled with I was stirring and stirring.
In conclusion, I cooked burnt half done Jollof rice. The sweetest part was that we all ate it like that.

Had same Ogbono experience with OP, except that I'm sure you weren't as scared as I was as it wasn't slimy at first.

BernieLee:
The clown took off my pictures on her facebook(and they were many).
Well, i went the extra mile. Yanked off her pics too, blocked her family members and friends and upgraded my side chic to full status. All in 24hrs, babe choke con dey beg but i wasn't swayed. Was actually good riddance.
Lessons learnt:
1. Keep your relationship off social media.
2. Avoid girls with a temper/short fuse.
3. If you no be strong man, avoid Edo girls like a plague.
4. Resist every attempt to turn you into a Simp.
5. For your sanity, run far from a toxic relationship.

No 3 got me. Heheehehehehehe....
Edo people haff suffer

Hassanmaye:

Are you a Muslim yoruba girl? Kalas is Arabic

I'm neither of them

Eillyeillz:


Learnt the buying food stuff part in school, but buying clothes and all, I walk past a shoe I like and I have money laying around in my account, I'm buying it. Watches most especially....plus saving is kind of a problem for me, reason I invest. Cuss there's always a problem that needs solving.

But thanks still.

Is it not money you'll use to invest?
I try to save up-to 100k in six months to do what? Be looking at the alert on my phone? No nau.
Watches are not important, but are necessary. If I want go be buying everything I like ehn, i would have collected all my treasures in heaven and still borrow. I had to learn saving the hard way when I realized there's more to spending the money as it comes.
Wahala no dy finish. Sha do what makes you happy. Kalas

Eillyeillz:


I think I'll borrow this pattern of yours. But thing is as a guy, hanging out once in a while is a must! worse for someone like me that drinks Red wine. For health reasons of course.

You see that food ehn, it's the most important. The last time I bought stuffs was Dec last year, and It will take me till next month. It saves money and stress.
Hanging out is not a must, and if you must, have a budget for it. Saving is a must for me. Any other things comes after that had been removed. So plan with whatever remains. Set your priorities first.

I like food so i stock my house with foodstuff even if it means using one month salary. You tend to spend more on petty petty buying. The only thing I spend money on is pepper, fish and co... The next three to four months, I save 10-15k, buy at least one thing for myself, then the circle continues, buy stuffs again... God's grace, the 30k salary will end soon as i believe this is my last session as a teacher.

DEMZEE:


I understand u

U are seeing it from a feminine perspective

But men and women are not equal though

We love differently and show love differently

We have emotions. You cheat and you expect ke to understand because you're a man? So what happens to the woman he cheated with? That did it with emotions?

DEMZEE:


Just stating facts though

I get
I still stand on the fact that cheating is cheating, either for fun or love. No one has monopoly over it. If you love your partner as you claim, stick to him/her. Kalas.
I appreciate your matured responses though.

ThEGodFaThEr102:


A good man brings good things out of the good stored up in his heart, and an evil man brings evil things out of the evil stored up in his heart. For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of.

With your own tongue You've just confirmed that most women are whores and you are not an exemption.

You knew the man was married with children yet you gave him audience. What where you thinking? If you are a woman of virtue like you claimed falsely, you would have eschewed and given the man a wide berth but nope, you didn't.

You were that blind to see where I wrote that he was my neighbor.
I won't follow you up on this. Continue fooling yourself

DEMZEE:


Once a woman cheats on her husband, she doesn't love the man again.

Men can Bleep around and still love their wife or wives

Women can't

I give up

DEMZEE:


Men have sex and are not emotional attached
Women have sex and are emotionally attached even if she's promiscuous

Men don't cheat via sex
Women do

Sex is just physical to men

There are women that have sex without emotions but just for the pleasure of it. If she does that, then I don't think it should be considered as cheating too.

DEMZEE:


Men dont cheat sexually

Men cheat by sharing financial security and resources with other women outside his wife especially if he's not married to them

"men don't cheat sexually" you said?
Lemme pretend not to have read that.

Money wey no reach, he still dy share. Lol...
It is well jare

ABANGWABOI:




My dear if your husband cheats .. Cheat your own too and make he know you did so, you have the right to do whatever you want too, it is your body now.. and pls update us on how it panned out after you cheated and made he know you did so..

I don't have to cheat because he did. I stay faithful to myself and myself alone.

That's why Nigeria is where it is. We keep going backwards, in my time, bla bla.
I had a married neighbor that was seriously asking me out then. If you see this man's wife ehn, beauty finish work. She's neat, takes very good care of the children. Infact ehn, she's a definition of a wife. When I asked the man why he'd still flirt around despite having such woman in the house. He attested that he has the best wife but that she's boring. Imagine!!!
She's boring?!! Can't he make her to what he wants? Play with her? Take her out?... But no, he'd rather do all that with his whores and leave the innocent woman to die of boredom and doing housewife duties.
You guys think you have monopoly over cheating and justifying yourselves for the rubbish you do, only to take the blame on the woman. Is there ever a thing a man does wrong sef?

Hehehehehe
I kukuma applied. List came out, they said we should go open a bank account. Each local government were assigned to different banks.
Egor local govt in B/C was assigned to Zenith bank.
I don't remember how I got the info, but I sha registered.

Simplyleo:
I may sound odd, but I don't give a fvck. I say it the way I see it and not to pls anyone's line of thought.

It may be viewed as hard work, but to me that's arrant nonsense. I mean female being a mechanic. Auto Mechanic is not a feminine trade.

You can bullshit yourself that what a man can do and all the bla bla bla, but that is your business and deep within, you know is all self deception.

I cant imagine my wife being a mechanic or giving my car to a female to fix, very awkward.

Similarly, a man hairstylist is just an idiot.

What a mentality!!!
I know a hair stylist in Kaduna, you have to give him about a week notice before it gets to your turn. The guy is cashing out real big.
Either it's a male or female job, he's happy and takes pride in what he does.
Better conman sidown lemme give you nice haircut.

Hehe... I can't take such risk o. If I no get money, I no dy go! If you like promise heaven on earth. I must hold "in case he Bleep up" money.
3hours trekking... #lmao
Sorry sis, next time, try not to depend on their money or lie lie promises.

It's not by paying 100million. Is it not the same curriculum?
One of the child I take private lessons. The boy is so good. If he pays too much as school fees, it shouldn't be more than 10k, that's how small it is. I wish I can get a link to putting him up for inter school math competition. His calculation skills for that age is just fantastic. He's in Basic 2

The other is so good with writing, six year old girl that writes Expository Essay so well. Basic 3

The school I teach, despite the huge sum they pay for school fees, aside their spoken English, most of them cannot stand for even intra school quiz. Just that in Nigeria, we judge quality by amount of fees they pay.

needanswer:


You speaking in parables, dont get you. Couldn't retrieve my mail password, could have replied you there.

Alright then
It's ok
Thanks for responding though

BabaOwen:
I've been eating turkey and Titus. Let them go to hell with their cows wey no dey sweet sef.

Eaya

needanswer:


Hello, how are you?

so it was a mistake?

Maybe
I wasn't expecting the previous message you sent from the person I thought it was.

needanswer:


Hi, you know why I messaged right? What's up?

Yea
I'm sorry, my mistake.
Just confirmed.

Jeez!!!
I was almost moved to tears reading this. From his words alone, one can imagine how hurt he is.
No amount of sorry can heal this wound, but better days lies ahead. Nawa o, things dy happen sha.
Marriage gets scarier everyday

I speak five fluently too;
English
Pidgin; not too fluent though
Etuno (igarra, Edo state)
Yoruba
Hausa
Ebira

vincentjk:


Doing bad things in a good way lol.

Reminds me of lacasa de papel.

Imagine I got caught... I won't have forgiven myself o. Mine was pre-lacasa de papel

Back then in school, my friends had problem with understanding calculus... On our final exam, mat 403, we sat close to each other. The invigilation was strict but I still find my way to pass my answer booklet to one of them. The other passed to the other as I was collecting theirs to solve for them. I didn't even know who amongst them got to submit my booklet. I wanted all of us to graduate together, I don't know if it was worth the risk but thankfully, none of us got caught. One still spilled though, as I couldn't finish up before I submitted because I was getting too scared. The invigilator was already getting suspicious of me.

I also got sacked because I was fighting for the interest of my colleagues...
Many more though, that sometimes I wish people fight and care for me the way I do to them selflessly.

Godsgift7837:
Originally from Auchi born and brought up in Igarra I call Igarra my home.

Interesting

Abdulmumin412:

Are u Ebira inya?

Nop
I'm Igarra

Chai. I stayed in that block back then in my finals...
Nawa o

Godsgift7837:
growing up in igarra was the best childhood memory I ever had. But this days things has really changed friends killing each other. I pray God restore peace to the land.

Amen o
Are you from igarra or you just grew up there?

...just maybe this is why my parents never took any of myself and siblings there. I'll still go there someday.
Proudly Igarra�
Rest on bro...
My cousin said sweet things about you. You're loved.