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Family / Re: What Character Traits Do Your Parents Have That Annoy You So Much? by Oiza131(f): 2:58pm On Mar 30, 2020
I'll have to give two weeks prior notice before I go out. If not, it's that day she will remember she wants to sleep, she want to wash her clothes, she wants to go to meeting... I miss her plenty shouts too. Lol!!!

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Romance / Re: What Qualities Do You Look Out For Before Agreeing On A Date? by Oiza131(f): 6:18am On Mar 15, 2020
DateMynd44:
nice one.
I reside in Benin, UBTH quarters to be precise.
I got igarra colleagues and they're cool guys.
I'd like us to know each other.
oh nice. Not in Benin presently. I'm in kaduna for now

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Romance / Re: What Qualities Do You Look Out For Before Agreeing On A Date? by Oiza131(f): 11:34pm On Mar 14, 2020
Hi
Nop, I'm not an Ebira girl. I'm an Edo lady. Akoko Edo precisely.
21cents:
hi dear...

from your moniker, I presume you're an ebira gyal right? I love your DP.

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Romance / Re: What Qualities Do You Look Out For Before Agreeing On A Date? by Oiza131(f): 11:33pm On Mar 14, 2020
Lol!!
Oya send i.V for the date. I cannot comman start drinking water o. Food is bae
evil1:


I'm here my dear don't look further grin
Romance / Re: What Qualities Do You Look Out For Before Agreeing On A Date? by Oiza131(f): 7:05pm On Mar 14, 2020
He should sha be himself. Because me sef, my brain no get courtesy. No time for pretend mbok. And for the record, should look presentable and smell nice.

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Education / Re: Beautiful Aerial Pictures Of The University Of Benin by Oiza131(f): 7:01pm On Mar 14, 2020
Abi shey they just renovate uniben ni?
20mins ago, it wasn't looking close to any of those pictures. Ayam not understanding.
Sports / Re: 'Manchester Is Red' - Pogba Celebrates Man Utd's Derby Win On Instagram by Oiza131(f): 10:08pm On Mar 09, 2020
Up Red!!!

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Crime / Re: Oko Polytechnic Student's Plan To Kill Her New Born Baby Fails (Graphic Photos) by Oiza131(f): 11:49am On Mar 08, 2020
Anyarodu... �
jelraj:


Wao oiza
Or is it anyaruva
Crime / Re: Oko Polytechnic Student's Plan To Kill Her New Born Baby Fails (Graphic Photos) by Oiza131(f): 9:06pm On Mar 07, 2020
If you can take the shame, pains and stress of keeping a child for 9months, why trying to kill an innocent child you carry for that long??
Haaa God!!!... People wicked for this life o. I wish I can have the baby�

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Family / Re: The First Time You Met Your In-Laws: Share Your Experience by Oiza131(f): 10:11pm On Feb 25, 2020
She's one of the most beautiful soul I've ever met. The laslol

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Family / Re: Things I Saw In A Coded Bar/motel, Bothering Me About Marriage! by Oiza131(f): 7:54am On Feb 17, 2020
OcVoice:


Women are very good at pretending! She could be displaying the character of a virtuous woman while courting. You can't know these things completely. It's only God that gives a good partner.
My dad once told me that when he was courting my mum, she barely asked for money. In fact ehn, he loved her more for that reason. But now ehn... He said he begin to wonder if it's really the person he courted few years back. My mama scam my papa. Lol

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Politics / Re: 87% Nigeria’s Poverty Rate In North – World Bank by Oiza131(f): 11:02am On Feb 11, 2020
The government in the north are actually trying. The major problem is "RELIGION" which now affects their mental, financial.. In fact, all part of their lives. I stayed 23 years of my life in Kaduna. So to some extent, I can relate

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Romance / Re: How Many Times Is Enough To Call Your Partner's Phone by Oiza131(f): 9:50pm On Feb 09, 2020
What are you putting on?
I might be the beautiful girl serving the drinks...
Check out for me... Drinks on me. Cheers!!
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr


Be real niggarrr

Just dial once



You are a real niggarrr. Infact if you dey near ugbowo just track me i dey irex bar( opposite Uniben main gate) make i buy you enough bottles. There is this particular girl serving me my bottles of Heineken. Damnnnnn. She is very beautiful. Make i see whether i go fit collect her number

The truth be say
There are too many pussy asss niggarrrz this days
Imagine dialling a womans number more than once
The only Woman i can dial her number more than once is my mother
Events / Re: Wedding Without Reception At Catholic Church Bariga. Food & Souvenir Packaged by Oiza131(f): 8:23pm On Feb 09, 2020
I thought I was the only one that has this idea of a wedding... So one of my friend ended her friendship with me because I told her how my wedding will look like. And when I'll confront her, she said, she has been planning and hoping to be either my best lady or among my aso ebi girls... Imagine!!!
I replied "babes, I hate noise". She hissed, and walked away. Stood there for over 10mins in confusion. I just concluded in my head "enemy in disguise"... (Just last week o)

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Celebrities / Re: Chioma Akpotha Twerks In A Benin Queen Attire On Set, Gets Blasted by Oiza131(f): 10:46am On Feb 09, 2020
If people can twerk in their white garment, dance soapy in white garment, gbese in their holy suit...
Abeggiii, e don tey wey e start..
#EdoLady

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Celebrities / Re: Chioma Akpotha Twerks In A Benin Queen Attire On Set, Gets Blasted by Oiza131(f): 10:45am On Feb 09, 2020
If people can tweak in their white garment, dance soapy in white garment, gbese in their holy suit...
Abeggiii, e don tey wey e start..
#EdoBabe

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Family / Re: I Want To Leave My Wife For My Girlfriend by Oiza131(f): 10:42am On Feb 08, 2020
Chai
But men really take a whole lot of risk sha.
Just meet one random girl, fine face, nice ass, sexy boobs, and taaada!!!, your whole life turns into a mess. How do some men think sef? Inserting your d**k into a random kpekus. Una no dy fear for una life sef?

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Family / Re: My 14-Year-Old Daughter Was Caught In Hotel With Boys, Smoking, Drinking by Oiza131(f): 7:26pm On Jan 25, 2020
Where are the days when you'll go to bed crying and having thoughts like "I'm not sure she's my mother" "my mother cannot treat me this way".... All those factory reset beatings���
But thank God, in as much as I'm against corporal punishment, I think it actually did help me to be who I am today.... Chai!! My mama too flog me even though I was the only girl. The freedom I was craving to get then, now I have it, but I still find my sef lazy-ing around the house to get to just the gate

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Travel / Re: When Last Did You Travel To The Village? by Oiza131(f): 12:14pm On Dec 23, 2019
Who'll give me description to igarra? Akoko Edo local govt of Edo state... Vision 2020
I'm already an aboki�

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Education / Re: Segun Ajiboye: 19,273 Teachers Failed Qualifying Test by Oiza131(f): 7:36am On Dec 23, 2019
RapistOnBail:
Hustle oo

Make you no be Primary School Teacher.
I'm a certified primary school teacher and I'm proud of it. I can boast of it anywhere anytime.

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Romance / Re: Should I Marry A Girl That Pierced Her Nose And Has Multiple Earrings? by Oiza131(f): 5:23pm On Dec 09, 2019
As much as I like that piercing thing....I just can't withstand the pain. Learnt its very painful. embarassed

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Career / Re: N85k Bank Contract Staff Job Vs N50k Public School Teaching Job by Oiza131(f): 5:36pm On Dec 02, 2019
I have a colleague where I teach that earns about 70k monthly aside other parent tipping... The basic salary is 23k but with lessons and other school runs, her salary still amounts to 70k.... I got an offer like this too, but I prefer my 23k teaching job than working my life morning till night for 85k with pressure enough to cook two local of beans for 5mins... My dear just jejely take the teaching job offer... Thank heavens for the holidays too

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Romance / Re: How Do I Move On From My Ex by Oiza131(f): 11:11pm On Nov 22, 2019
"His family knows me" "his family calls me" is NOT marriage... My sister, a violent man is not difficult to tell. That man has a very high tendency of beating you. And I'm sure that's not what you want to experience in marriage. A man that want you, must want everything about you, including your friends ( except those who are not making good impact). It takes more than love to keep marriage o... I left a relationship of 8years because of something similar to yours. Though he doesn't abuse me. I love him, no doubt. But our compatibility was weak. Always having misunderstandings, not coming to conclusion on important issues and other things... Until I stopped thinking with my p**sy and started thinking with my head, I gave myself brain. And that's like the best decision I've ever made so far. And I'm happy where I am now. Whatever it is that your ex does and you like, and this your present bf doesn't do, mould him to it.. Delete anything that has to do with your ex, first taking the bold step of frankly telling him you have someone else and you love him and willing to settle down with him. I wish you well

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Business / Re: Bill Gates Tops Jeff Bezos As Richest Person In The World: See The Full List by Oiza131(f): 11:07am On Nov 16, 2019
I don't like to form sha... I told them not to add my number so I can sleep well this night... I'm allergic to � that the sound of it will make me loose my left nipple�
What number are you??
Let's know ourselves

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Family / Re: My Husband Said I Should Leave His Home by Oiza131(f): 12:37am On Nov 10, 2019
Marriage is not a bed of roses. Most times, people influence people to change. Aside the prayers, list the things you do before that you don't do anymore and vice versa, then you revisit and act upon them. It takes more than love to keep marriage. Its your head cooking up stories that because he became rich, he's trying to leave. You know your husband better than everybody else, try doing his likes, pet me, make hin feel like a king that he is, talk to him romantically and know where you're getting it wrong. Even if you don't observe the five times prayer before marriage, there's room for improvement. You ought to have improved on your fate. My sister, do anything in your power to save your marriage, it's worth it. Kalas

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Culture / Re: An Igbo Woman Farting In The Presence Of Her Husband Is A Taboo - Young Lady by Oiza131(f): 5:37pm On Nov 06, 2019
So I remember the day I had I save "fart" to see boo. Like I transported just to take revenge of the fart he did to my face...��... If you like say its an abomination, taboo or whatever. We ended up.... It was really fun... �... Till today we still compete on who has the best fart. Could be annoying sometimes though
Career / Re: Is 80k A Bad Salary? The Story Of Seyi Of UBA by Oiza131(f): 8:36am On Nov 02, 2019
I graduated 2017.my highest paid job after nysc is 33,000. Presently I earn lower than that sef. I'm not happy about it but my dear its better than being idle. Focusing on meeting the right persons and good channels... Earning 80k now, my unemployed brother will so jump at it.
The hustle is real

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Family / Re: Man Sues In-laws For Giving Him Already Pregnant Daughter In Kaduna by Oiza131(f): 3:31pm On Oct 17, 2019
Lolz...
My kaduna people will not kill somebody

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Guy That Won't Ask You For Sex Until Marriage? by Oiza131(f): 7:33am On Aug 31, 2019
Lmao....
I need to know what I'm getting married to.
I cannot comman start regretting what I would have avoided grin

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Celebrities / Re: Suicide: Runtown Reacts To Ban Of Sniper By NAFDAC by Oiza131(f): 10:22pm On Jun 22, 2019
I've gotten to understand that "suicide" is just one clean way of committing murder. Someone poison a man, he becomes unconscious, you put sniper in his mouth,
leave the bottle, write a note and the murderer start screaming for help.. The increased rate of suicide can just be a new strategy of committing murder. #

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Celebrities / Re: Jackie Appia: I Lost My Teeth To A Goat, I Speak 5 Languages, Igbo, Yoruba by Oiza131(f): 1:36pm On Jun 22, 2019
That was how I was in the salon and watched one small goat pursue one slay mama few days back. Possibly the goat was just running and she thought it was pursuing her

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