₦airaland Forum

All I can say is that, what goes around comes around.

Beebah2000:
Wahala for who snap with gorilla

show us your relatives

In Naija, when a woman can't conceive, ignorant people automatically put the blames on the woman.....

Years ago when I lost my Mum....

I pray for her for safety. These pictures though.....

Nawao, my condolences to the family

I don laff Taya...yeye shildren

GrammarNazi1:
...ideal...
...disastrous...
...prices...are...
...price...is...

how come I always read those kinds of things correctly in my mind still baffles me....Bros u dey try.
When I saw the errors u pointed out, I went back to check and idea was just so glaring but I read it as ideal.

InTheCloudySky:
They're both deeply asleep and not cognizant of their poses, which I think are innocent. There's no need to read any sexual meaning into them.

Kids can sleep anyhow when that sleep is good. You don't expect the father to wake her up to tell her to sleep properly or something, not when he himself is fast asleep.

thanks for dis comment. not all men are pedo.....

Different strokes for different folks, if there is anything that has ever made me feel totally happy is my marriage and family, wonderful kids and an amazing hubby, what more could I asked?

I don't know about men, but as a lady marriage earns you lots of respect, take it or leave it, marriage is no childs play for the irresponsible ones, that's why if you don't prepare yourself ready, u will come out of it within six months.
I see no negative reasons any woman can dwell on if u are married to the right man, but one of the advantages of being single is your freedom to do as you like in ur life, cuz if u married u have to start viewing things from another angle of life entirely.

complexBoss12:
(Act 1. Scene 1)
**Gets to police check post... (PO means Police officer)

PO 1: This guy, you look like a criminal! look at his trouser, look at his hair, why are you wearing eye glasses...

PO 2: He is talking to you and you are sitting down... (corks his gun) come on, come down!! idiot!!!

Unfortunate Civilian: Sorry Sir! No vex!!

(police officers starts to search him, sees nothing but his phone and wallet, opens the wallet, there is only #70 inside. Checks the phone and finds it locked)

PO 1: Open this phone idiot. all this Yahoo boys, why will you lock your phone, if you're not a Yahoo boy. criminal. (brings out his phone), see! do you see my phone?? is there any password?? idiot!! you will see today!!

Unfortunately Nigerian: (if God wants to punish you) Oga according to law you're not supposed to...

PO 2: (*With the already corked gun* taa taa taa taaa... )

Your picture shows on nairaland front page, with a gun, knives and charms on your chest. then a story of how brave Nigerian Police men repelled attached from unkwown gunmen, killing one person.

(Act 1. Scene 2)
** (Gets to heaven)

God: My son, why are you back so early?

Unfortunate Nigerian: (tearfully) Lord, I was fighting for my right.

God: Where is that?

Unfortunate Nigerian: In Nigeria (tells your story)

God: Omo!! U don't have sense o (looks at Angel Michael) Reset his brain with 2 sound slaps. How can you allow Dcp Ewah to deceive you!!

every body is looking at me strangely as I'm laughing reading your analysis.
Bros well done o

I'm an introvert, I wish my husband was an extrovert.....

dontai:
you are the one talking things out of hands, throwing depression up and down, depression this and that. Life is not that hard or complicated. I believe adoption is not that expensive and almost cost the same as being the biological parent. So whoever needs a child badly and is ashamed or bully not to adopt legally, And became depressed. Then I will say 'compliment to the chef'. (I'm still gonna adopt, because I have the will to help/train someone who will look up to me as a father without being the biological one).

ok o.

alfajohn:
This your story get has hi bi. So they are stealing from you and you keep quiet.
Till they zero your account.
I find this hard to believe
Tell it to the marines

e be like say the guy dey reach o, they debited 10100 in the night from my Uncle's account and his atm was with him, d man dey road now they go UBA, that is if he's not already there sef.

Wow, and my uncle is on his way to UBA too, he got debit alert around 1.am

dontai:
if anybody should fall into depression let them be. They're many ways to have a child. Scientist have help solve the problem tey tey, so if anyone let herself fall into depression, it's on her. It's like someone who can't manufactured a car he can always hire, buy or been gifted. So nothing to be depressed about if you ask me.

hmmmm! Remember that our fingers ain't equal.... With this your comment, another soul might may be depressed right now..... The scientific method you are talking about isn't cheap you know.

Olamilekxy:
We have heard this many time.


What of barren women

stop now, do you want some women to fall into depression?

Stupid VC threatening parents, he couldn't even convince them in a polite manner

zubby29:
8yrs is a slap on d face of dos who died because of maina wickedness and greed, in Nigeria d big thieves r protected and celebrated

and the annoying thing is that, the sentence began since 2019. I wish tumour dey there for real make e spread all-over his system.

jeffizy:
My grudge in this judgement is the backdating of his sentence to 2019. It means he has already served 4 prison calender years already. That means by 2023, He will be free as bird. O my country.

these people are very wicked, it's so painful and annoying

Smart kid. Imagine say na me she do am for, honestly it's good to get ourselves educated in all areas of life.

BeeBeeOoh:
Me waiting patiently for oga Righteousness to cum

*Modified*

Oh! He's even here.

Me patiently waiting for him to link the snow and the woman with end time.

lol.... most times we find his comments annoying but, we always look forward to seeing his comments.

Congrats, u are one of the few lucky ones

tutudesz:
Instead of you to build Duplex with substandard materials, why not build a nice modernize Bungalow and have rest of mind
House na house, big or small na house

abi o

Anything that have stairs now go dey fear me to climb, who's fault is dis again?

Shameless people

U go fear competition now

PoliticallyLeft:
Irresponsible parents

She will most likely deliver in the United States. Juju no dey cause maternal mortality for abroad.

If you no get money to deliver for America no follow snap pregnancy picture before village people dash you miscarriage .

I wish her safe delivery.

lol

JONNYSPUTE:
....You might think that you have spoken well but don't forget that in such a union that the woman has no say.

She will always abide and take anything the man says.

The kids go the whichever school the man wants even when you as the woman might not like it.

Eats anything he feels like eating because you have no say.

Alot of disadvantages in such union.

that is the main reason a woman shouldn't be a liability and be ready to be supportive willingly....all this thing happen in our home before we even get married.... let's say a guy in his late 30s is still jobless in d house, do u think he wl earn any respect? A child that is contributing financially to the house would be more respected and his words taken seriously and accepted.

tiswell:
yea,happy Sunday

thanks...and u too

No enjoyment for this baby at all

tiswell:
nothing serious,I only asked

ok