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Mrpojj:
He could still pay tithe and still save 10% if he wants

If he safes 20% is it bad?

Channels should have presented this in a more explanatory manner for anyone to comprehend. It should have been “Kyari died after contracting corona virus 2 weeks ago”.

Highest I can do to a rat is kill it with broom, all this act of torture is pure evil to me, I seriously hate rat but torturing is a no for me.

Bro this thing na normal thing for dogs na, put some red oil on the affected areas and watch the maggots pop out and that’s all. It’s not even life threatening sef.

Someone’s been trying to hack my WhatsApp everyday but I don’t know why, if you succeesfully get your WhatsApp back go to the settings on your WhatsApp and go to two way security code, click put security code, once you do that no one will be able to hack your WhatsApp again.

Mikehot:
The people you would find in those comments are the conspiracy theorists, the end time crew, no 5g crew, the bandwagoners forming woke and those who blame rich people for their suffering

The end time crew is the funniest among them all, telling me rapture will happen and Jesus is coming soon. I laugh so hard when I see those comments.

MANNABb will be so happy right now.

marriage to me is an entrapment for a man because in most Nigerian marriages the man usually take care of 80% of the financial responsibilities, if such man goes broke the woman will start raining insults on him and she won’t even remember the good times and at the end she flees and leave the man in more pains but if the woman doesn’t leave she will frustrate the man till he develops HBP and dies. I am good being single.

Wake by 6am, take my dog out, do some meditation and a little prayer. By 9AM am out to go get what I need. Build my e-commerce website all day and eat some MJ to get high. 7:00PM dinner time, I sleep by 11Pm daily. I don’t watch TV didn’t even subscribe to my DStv cos I just have to be focused.

Moralgladiator:
Let's now look at it from the logical angle.
God-Father
Jesus- son
Lucifer- Described as a most beautiful angel.

God made man in his likeness.
God has a son Jesus (with whom?) never a talk of a heavenly mother.
God created man and saw that he was lonley and made him Eve.

Now the logical part is this,
*Is God not lonley himself since he knows and created pleasure between Adam and Eve?
*Is it possible Lucifer- is God's divorced better half? Since it's clear only the female specie wants what Lucifer desires...power.
* Gossip between Eve and Satan(Lucifer) which resulted in man's fall.

Simply put my brother,the Bible is just a mere book of stories fabricated by men who couldn't fathom the magnitude of technological advancement of today to tailor these stories.

Hmm bro there is sense in what you said, only a spiritual person can say these, there could be truth in your theory no one knows. I don’t believe everything in the Bible sorry to say because you can’t tell me Hell exist I will argue with you till forever.

viccipedia:
theres something called natural law... the world, no matter how exposed or decomposed, will always fall back to it... the amazing thing is, women raise both men and women... so if there’s any specific specie to blame for the state of affairs, then it’s actually women... the world is as they make it... almost everything, every invention or innovation was prolly inspired one way or the other by women. It’s a mans world... will always be, but the woman controls the man.

The same way Eve manipulated Adam to eat the apple even though he was Gods first creation. Nature has blessed women with power in some ways we can’t comprehend.

The first time I caught my ex cheating she cried crocodile tears and I felt pity little did I know that she took me for a fool, she must have laughed behind my back because few weeks after she still cheated with the same person I caught her with. The tears of a cheater is nothing but fake tears, guys don’t fall for it, just end it there.

LabDNA:
Oga listen and listen carefully, I'm a Medical Laboratory Scientist and a specialist in DNA molecular testing.
I once got a call from a man who called me to seek specialist advice on DNA testing.

The first question he asked me was 'Is it possible for my son to look like my neighbour yet my biological son?
I was thrown off balance by the funny question, but I lectured him that the only 'proof of paternity' is through DNA testing.
He responded that he has done the DNA testing before, the test confirmed that the boy carries his DNA, yet he looks like his next door neighbour.

I told him to come around for a confirmation, he came with the boy and we repeated the test, he even showed the picture of the man on his phone, yes there was a relative level of resemblance between the little boy and the guy in the pictures but our test confirmed again that he was the father of the boy and not the neighbour he suspected.

Looks can be deceptive bro.
DNA is the only true test of paternity not looks.

Bro how much is the DNA now? I heard it’s now less expensive.

Assuming Shola didn’t die you would still have collected her back, sorry bro you are still the same emotional weak man. You need to start using your sense and and start being mean in a relationship, you need to read some books to change your perception about women, I hope you have learnt your lessons and please next time date a single lady who who give you your own kids afresh. Go get a DNA done and don’t think because he looks like you then he’s your child, you are only still being emotional and not being realistic with yourself. Good luck

You said she makes more sales than you then that means she corroborate with your spirit and business with her good marketing skills and that’s an added advantage to you, just monitor her like some people said and instead of dating her just propose and marry her immediately that way you both are good.

Semperty:
but wait that article you showed me even proved my point.. the article said eating weed wouldn't get you high unless you ingest a large amount of high quality weed(1/8 bud!!) So you wan tell me say you chop a whole 1/8 bud of weed at once?

And the article also said it's a waste because you can use the 1/8 to smoke multiple sessions (1/8 bud high quality weed is like 12 wraps of loud bruv)

I no chop reach that level bro, you know sometimes if you see a strange stuff on your body and you check google it might tell you that you have HIV so don’t mind what the person wrote, what I ate that day didn’t reach the normal one wrapped in nylon, I ate like half of it, I remember that the weed was very green and here’s how I chew it to get high, I make sure I chew and use my spittle to draw out the THC, I usually chew like 5 mins after am done I will spit out the debris.

Semperty:
ok. But I've tried it.. didn't get me high at all.

You are right, I think it depends on how much the THC is in the weed itself because sometimes when I eat other weed it doesn’t get me high but that particular one I ate that day was so bad.

Swiitdoll:
Weed brownies are very easy to make, buy the brownie mix, follow the instructions on the box with the ingredients which are just eggs milk and butter, get ur baking pan, rub it all over with butter (I use olive oil I’m very health conscious lol).
Rinse the weed with lukewarm water in a sieve to rinse away dirt I.e it’s being touched by dirty hands we never know lol, pick the weed into smaller bits if u can, pour the weed into the brownie mix and the baking pan. Put in the pre heated oven, set it on the time stated on the box. And that’s all, u have ya weed brownies so eat away. Haha

Thanks and I will try it out.

Semperty:
oga chewing raw weed without heat cannot get you high stop talking trash. For you to even say this thing means you no know wetin be weed.

Lol �. Am not going to argue with you, you haven’t tried something theoretically and you keep arguing blindly. Here is proof that weeds get you high when you chew it, don’t always think you know all the knowledge in the world.
https://maryjanesdiary.com/can-you-eat-raw-weed-get-high

BenzEne1:
Chewing weed doesn't get anyone high. Heat is always needed to decarboxylate the THC so the user gets high. Maybe you chewed on something else

Lol so you were there when I was high and throwing up at work, even my own friend that ate part of it had to stop working at the quarry cos both of us were high as fvck and we had to lie it was food poisoning, I was so high that day I felt my ear lobe was going to explode. I know that weeds needs an amount of heat to decarboxylate the THC but bro try to chew weed ordinarily then you will know chewing is more bad than you think.

Shekoniadebayo:
I have Boerboel, cane corso, Pitbull Terrier, Rottweiler (still a puppy tho), Neapolitan mastiff and I can tell you the Boerboel is the most aggressive of all. my Pitbull is aggressive/killer but will only protect itself not you.. talking from experience tho does not make Boerboel the most aggressive dog, I would have suggested Rottweiler but I’ve seen a mumu Rottweiler before but if you plan on getting another dog go for Rottweiler

Bro this aggressiveness of a thing sometimes boils down to the parents of the dogs �. My first dog was a mongrel ‘pensive’ and her mom ‘major’ was the same as her. The mom major was so aggressive that it one day pulled down a woman on a bike, ‘pensive’ my own dog killed a pregnant goat that strolled into our compound. But bro why you too de keep Rottweiler and Pit Bull? Two combination of crazy dogs. I hope you don’t have kids in your home sha? I fear who no fear pit bull o.

Swiitdoll:
Your prophets are lying (as usual with this religion scammers ). My boyfriend smokes weed a lot, we are even both planning to move to Canada where weed is legal since U.K. govt refused to legalise it. Anyway he’s a doctor, about to be a consultant, he’s the most intelligent and sweetest guy I’ve ever met. He’s motivated me to start my Msc in nursing. Your boyfriend is lazy, smoking weed isn’t a deterrent to success, laziness is. And why are you trying to change a man? Why not leave him and find another one who suits your standards? It’s selfish of u not to love him for who he, is but accuse him of not loving you because he won’t quit smoking weed which is obviously a hobby he loves. Stop wasting your time, accept he is lazy and find another man that’s motivated and a goal getter. Or u can use my strategy, I hate that after smoking smell, so I’ve offered to bake him weed brownies instead to compromise for smoking or otherwise, buy a breath spray. Men don’t like being told what to do, they wanna be in charge, they wanna be alpha so I don’t think giving him ultimatums wld really work. Find a new man sis. Best of luck

weed brownies? I gotta check YouTube on how to make that, I noticed my smoking habit increased this year, I smoke like 6 wraps daily but I just stopped of recent, I now put in my food and it stays longer in my body so 1 wrap in the food like beans, spaghetti, vegetables can take me a whole day so it’s better for me that way. I get high for long and I write and make 3 songs daily, what I noticed about smoking is that my throat sometimes hurt so it’s just best I continue eating it. I remember one day I chewed it I was high as fvck but I don’t like chewing because of the taste but sometimes I just chew too. Lol

God knows I can’t rear cats, although I can carry them and play with them a little but that superstitious thing has engulfed my mind that I can’t take my mind off it.

Toyjok:
I have a boerbole of 1 yr and 3 months, I acquired it at 1 yr. Till this present time the dog is not aggressive at all even not understanding basic command. How can I go about it? Thanks.

Most reasons why dogs aren’t aggressive is because when they aren’t on chain and seeing so many people makes them less aggressive, You need to put it on chain often and make him see less people. If you have a vet around you or friends who have aggressive dogs he can stay with them for a while and they will train him but natural boerbole aren’t always aggressive

A man is where he is by the law of his being, you remind me of a guy that bears ‘failure’ as his moniker name. How can you tell yourself that you have failed practically in life? Whatever you say or speak with your mind so be it. I wouldn’t advice you to see a prophet since most are fake but I will give you one secret that can change your life forever. Go on 3 days prayer, you can fast if you too. While praying make sure you are naked and ask God/Mother nature for all your needs. Then begin meditation from now on, meditation is imagining a bright light from above entering into your head to your feet below, imagine that you are rich and always be happy. I have used meditation a lot to get a lot of Money when I needed it. Read more on meditation on the internet and you will be glad, when meditating please don’t try to open your 3rd eye. It’s those Illuminati that uses it but you can imagine a bright light In your forehead while you meditate, you need to be positive and see yourself as rich and happy already. Good luck.

I also think Nigeria has a similar color with one flag sergio Ramos was putting on his neck when they won the champions league that year can’t remember

I knew it was a lie when davido claimed he was negative, you kissed your wife and your wife kissed the baby and yet no corona. Fake ass sh*t. Lol

lionness:
As much as I loathe Buhari, Covid19 is not a scam. We are very lucky it’s hasn’t been malignant in Africa. I have a feeling it’s a population control virus created to kill the Chinese and Africans and it’s has backfired and even the NWO are dying from it. Be safe oh!

If you say to kill Chinese I agree but how does killing Africans help the world since we contribute mostly nothing to the world?

Failure44:
Try checking your data usage in settings it'll show you how much data you have actually being using but

Chai
10k just for sub
Should I drop my details?

Why do you call yourself failure? Don’t you think whatever you say or speak with your mind so be it? Why not call yourself success.

What is a Demon?
A demon is a supernatural being, typically associated with evil, prevalent historically in religion, occultism, literature, fiction, mythology, and folklore; as well as in media such as comics, video games, movies and television series. Copied from Wiki
They are faster,Stronger,extremely wicked and they can take into any form.


“Rast ich, so rost ich. (When I rest, I rust.)

It's 9pm already, here i am looking at our baby and my wife. I just don't know where to start,how to tell,its hard to explain.
At Exactly 10pm I summoned courage and i called on my wife:

Me: Honey? please come.
Wife: Here now baby
Me: ( i wanted to hint her but i changed my mind) i have some materials i needed to download tonight and work on it so i will join in bed later so don't forget to say our lords prayer.

Wife: okay baby.

Immediately she left and i called my friend right away:

Me: (breathing heavily with a soft-tone) how far?
Friend: I dey...you dey sleep? ( the fool was teasing me)
Me: sleep for where? you dey mad?
Friend: ahahahah...i just dey joke, my eyez dey shine...which room you go con use?
Me: Second room
Friend: okay,we go start the bathing by 1:am and i go text you. See you on the other side.
Me: (fear catch me) ah..okay.

I started parading the house up&down looking for what is not, by 11:30pm my eyes were getting blurry so I set my alarm to 12:30am that means i still have like 1hr ahead to rest and tidy up. I entered my bedroom to join my family in bed and my wife asked:

Wife: Baby,are you done?

Me: The network is fluctuating,let me just rest for like hour,the alarm is on

Wife: okay good.


THAT WAS HOW I SLEPT OFF AND WOKEUP AROUND 3:3AM

AH I AM IN TROUBLE!!! I STARTED SHAKING AND I DONT KNOW WHO TO CALL NEXT
OH LORD WHY? WHY? I PICKED UP MY PHONE AND CALLED MY FRIEND BUT HE'S NOT PICKING UP,I CALLED AGAIN HIS PHONE WAS JUST RINGING AND RINGING...WE ARE DOOMED!!

Still typing...BRB

Guy Abeg If you won write story write Abeg, why you de waste people time na.

Jack500:
I dont av Instagram page.

You can use facebook ads, thats what I do. I can help you with facebook ads and you will see massive returns. people from your location will buy from you.

Theconglomerate:
you are indeed a stupid person and might not amount to anything in life if you carry on like this.
Even at Shell,you will always be someone's errand boy till you pull your weight up.
Give yourself brain and learn to serve.

You are the stupid person with your evil comment. So because he has to serve he should be treated like trash, people like you always assume you are God and can trample on people, and saying someone might not amount to nothing, I so much detest evil people like you, he pays transport of about 16k monthly how much is he left with? He won’t eat? Give to family? Dress nice? So he should remain in one place because he wants to serve an asshole like you, just Fu*k off, Fool.