₦airaland Forum

ImaIma1:
Bath outside? I didn't know we were supposed to be bathed outside as kids. Was the bathroom abominable for children?

there are many people that don't have convinent bathroom or even toilet when growing up,so bathing outside is the simplest option,if you are living in a flat or duplex you can't possibly leave your facility and carry bucket to go outside and bath,that madness

effoi:
It’s tough to save in this Buhari’s economy. Most salaried employees are living on loans month in month out.

We have to stay alive first before thinking of getting rich as there is serious hunger in the land.

it is really tough saving money now, imagine next year when fuel will be #300+ naira, we must buckle up and be ready for what tomorrow will bring,hope in face of despair and adversity,the audacity of hope

Guyman02:
Whether fact or fiction I must commend the people of South East for publicly fighting the scourge, the stigma that goes along with it has made its mark as no youth wants to be regarded or identified as meth consumer

were I am living in imo state the community vigilante and security are now on high alert about the crystal meth problem and awareness had been created about it,we are not burying our heads in the sand like the ostrich wishing that the problem will go away,the issue is not localized to southeast alone,it is a worldwide problem but the Igbo community decided not to wait for government but to tackle the problem before it is too late,can you see such a United stand against a common problem by a whole tribe, standing up to say no ,can the northern region unite and say no with one voice to such problem or the southwest,is it because there is no crystal meth user in Kano or Lagos,the action of the igbos should be emulated by other regions to stamp out vice but what you see is hate and jealousy.

KingEverest:
even your name is datboredberry

how I wish that I am the one idle and bored,stress has a way of killing men slowly ,can I ever be bored again in my life?maybe when I am dead, because everyday is a new challenge filled with opportunities

aimmoney9:
Ftc virgins....

if this story is true which is highly unlikely,then their first sex coupling will definitely be hilarious to watch,two bumbling adults holding on to what that has no value

OlawaleBammie:
Wen u Bleep two tyms, ur eye go clear.


Beauty really means nothing aswear, personality na koko

beauty is in the eye of the beholder and personality and character is the foundation of what it means to be a woman,but you may be surprised to see that this high priestess live by a code set of rules and I am very sure one of it will be not to be unfaithful and disrespectful to her husband to aviod the wrath of the gods

Doubleoh7:
Instead of the guy to call the snake loving Mod of nairaland Mr Lalasticlala

he is calling Jesus and Hezekiah as if they will come and kill the snake,if he like let him call the whole pastors and prophets in Nigeria ,their prayers cannot kill the snake

SundayNightGist:
Apart from being chronic masturbators, most virgins (male and female) can easily be heard saying "I've done every other thing apart from penetrative sex…" What the actual…?!
 
Who's deceiving who?
Why rob Peter to pay Paul?
What kind of mago mago is this?
 
Does it now mean that it is impossible to be a virgin 100% without any form of sexual involvement?

you cannot generalize all virgins to that category,it is possible for a boy or girl to still remain 100% chaste with no finger tampering, Vaseline or cucumber intrution,but it will be a tough battle with nature,in my own case the decision was taken out of hands by sex starved house maids and mischievous aunties when I am still in primary school, that I don't even know how it feels to be a virgin

1stExplorer:
Crazy things are happening!

if you take your time to observe and analyse you will find out the married men and women tend to cheat will people they are familiar with,friends,in-laws, neghibours,etc,I have seen a man that impregnate the wife's sister and heaven didn't fall,people that will cheat with your wife or husband are people you will least expect

Joysticks:
A girl who enjoys sex with a guy will squirt or his dickk will have her fluids on it during banging.Na olosho dey first rub lube for clit before sex because there is no emotion between her and her customer.

true a girl may wet during intense romancing but after some minutes or hours of serious nacking you will find out that this meagre fluid will inveitably dry up and the sex may turn to a torture chamber with bruised dick and flaming hot pvssy,the babe is really considerate and caring to aviod collateral damage on the dick and prevent his guy from wasting his saliva,my side chick is crazy and will use anything available when the going gets tough,Caro white,white Xtra,extract,Vaseline,hair oil even groundnut oil on a very mad erotic day,I am dreading the day she may by mistake put hair relaxer in her pvssy,that day monkey will go market but not return.

ReoCoker:
How can you be a father figure in the lives of your children when your name is VIVIAN?

How can you get the respect from your wife when you're a full blown weakling both in Italy and Nigeria?


Some women are evil, but this man is a MUMU.

to be sincere i stopped reading the post when he said his wife slaps him and he does nothing,I remembered the only fight I ever had with my wife,my business partner called me to come let's go and check a promising business deal,my wife took my car keys and insisted that I am not going anywhere and started abusing me that we are going to chase babes,hmmm!the car I bought with my money and a woman i paid her bride price,it turned into a fight and i beat the living daylights out of her,later she has to apologise with one big broiler,3 tubers of yam and one carton of beer,it has been 15 years since that fight and she has not raised her voice too loud again,if you dare slap me in my house I used my money to build be ready for serious problem

IamSalt:
Nothing pussy no go cause men for this world.

thank God this type of law is not in Nigeria, because the maintenance fees from my current and past encounters will be another thing

Iyaebe:
If this is all you've got to accuse her of infidelity then go work on your mindset because you've got no proof and evidence.

exactly my thoughts also,the only offending part of the story is leaving her kids in the hospital and planning to do photoshoot,what mother does that?only the hysteria of having her kids in the hospital is enough to make most women forget anything else but the well being of their children,also Mr op don't you think you are a little bit paranoid about your wife cheating to switch your call to video call to prove what?to know we're she is?from the story the woman is just irritated by your constant suspicion and monitoring.

Amudeneogu:
I met this lady something in july this year and we started a serious relationship but i have never asked her for sex, how do you see it?

sex in a relationship is very important and a critical enzyme to ensure good harmonious functioning of the relationship,it is a glue that binds together,if you can have good sex with your partner it increases the likeness and respect she has for you because most women find it hard to leave men that take them to orgasm,

MufasaLion:
You'd be more happy as a single man.

you may feel you are happy but konji has a way of disturbing someone's happyness,if you are fortunate enough to encounter a fairly good reasonable girl you will see your happyness increase,we cannot dispute the fact that women are an integral part of a harmonious functioning of a man,my side chick is my high blood pressure reducer and spare shock absorber,

pussyeater:
Bro! Bang that toto until the rubber tear and after that, just japa... She won use you as extra tire.

I don't see any reason for you to go back to the girl,she is a selfish opportunist who can deny pvssy to somebody that is ready to marry her and leave you because of vague promises,that sort of lady can go to extreme lengths to lock up and zombify a man,be warned,look for another fresh girl and totally reject the opportunist.

HenryDion:
Most men don't require the female gender to be emotionally attached. If she can be kind enough to spread her legs for whatever reason, the man will thrust in, cum, and go his way.

well you have said it like it's supposed to be,but making love to a woman that desires you is far More better than one that looks upon you with disgust

funshint:
All these fake news!

not fake news,killing this man by firing squad is even civilized on how they kill people in North Korea,once they have tied an army general to the muzzle of an artllery and blasted him to tiny bits just because he slept off while the great leader was addressing them,these people are sheep's,in some countries you cannot kill an army general like that and not expect backlash from his boys.

toujurs:
You are a mumu man, 70 year old, you still dey mumu. No be juju be that. So its women that could switch off like you said, men shouldn't switch off. Na your type dey carry salary give woman while you trek to work. Thunder fire her and switch off. She should gettat of the room, she didn't switch off to decline the offer, e reach time to drop sugar for daddy, switch off started.

no need for the insults,I just expressed my opinion and you can also say your mind without insulting others, absolutely no need for that,a man that takes a woman abroad for Vacation and shopping does not do that for sexual gratification alone,he likes the girl and probably has been in a relationship with her or wants to keep her as a side chick,so he could have tried to learn what caused the strange behavior and not trying to rape ,abuse and insult the girl,what if she is having her monthly periods with painful stomach cramps and you still want to fvck her,how insensitive can you be.

Kriss216:
But, some girls are foolish and wicked.


A guy took you for vacation outside the country, all expenses paid by him, not even a business trip... Are you not suppose to force the sex on him even when's he's down and not in for any knacks?

Someone like me, she will not sleep in that same room with me.
"Suffer not the witch to sleep"

that is why I believe men will not totally understand how complex women are, something made her to switch off and I also believe that the man may have caused the switch off or it may be the complexity of women hormones,body and behavior at play,instead of chasing her away and abusing her ,the man could have used this opportunity to interact more with the girl to better understand what went wrong,for a girl that was lavished with such goodies to switch off at the point of sex is just pointing to a critical issue,what went wrong?how I wish I was in that room with that girl to better understand and learn what made her to behave is such manner

CheedyJ:
Who birthday epp, mtcheew

my brother,this guy's get time to do happy birthday and even run around to buy cake and goodies,for me I don't give a flying fvck about your birthday,any time you are with me and I am nacking you that is your happy birthday,and when baby is moaning it's sweet,harder,harder,what birthday could possibly be more happier than that?

Juliusmomoh:
Oga ezugegere. Let's talk like man to man..

Do you know some married woman are seriously in need of sex?

Am not saying the op is right.. But

Do you know if not for the sake of karma or the other punishment later in life ,... Married sex stave woman are the best to Bleep ? ..

Nothing is as sweet as seeing a big black hairly pussy.. Inside is pink lying acrobatically on your bed... Supported by pillow

You will not even have time to think twice before you dive in ...

Married mature pussy is the best, but i fear karma ...

Note: am not supporting the op o

I am supporting the op,go ahead and tell her how you feel about her,only two things can happen,she can say yes or no,nobody will kill you,and from the story you told and the signals she is sending,you have a 60-70% chance of success,but beware for he who dine with the devil must use a very long spoon.

jaeyking:
From a pervert mindset
This one no fit do doggy style and can't have sex in a car or bathroom.

From a positive mindset.
She could have been a basketballer

I will stand on a stool and do the doogy style but man fit fall from that stool when it is time to cumm,that will be very hilarious

Nezzjnr:
With the climate change... It seems dry season is now from January to march

my brother,things has fallen apart ,hunger and starvation is a clear and present danger in Nigeria now

abouzaid:
chairman, welcome back. Please what spacing are you using for this project?

30cm,it is dry season,every cm and millimeter must be used

Bobadii76:
Na to go buy bicycle o

I rush last year buy Honda scooter #120k,now a friend want to rush and buy it is now #180-200k,by February 2022 it may reach #300k, bicycle will not work,it is when you eat belleful you pedal bicycle

AsomughaChuks05:
God help Imo state. Anambra election is over so those criminals that broke out from Owerri prison have reverted their focus of attacks on Imo state.

this looks and smells like a revenge mission by those escaped convicts,from personal experience i think the police are bringing most of this problems on themselves,if you have been unfortunate to have a serious case with this policemen and stayed some weeks as a guest in there cells and you see how they torture,beat and maltreat people,you will see why some freed convicts will just shot any uniformed policemen at sight,I have stayed two months in police detention and have seen how this policemen can desend into mediveal barbarity that can defy believe.

Nezzjnr:
So Sorry about your ordeal Sir.... I thought as much when you were missing in action.

Hope you give us more updates concerning the One Hectare Farm which is up and running now.. Thanks Sir... God will richly Bless you.

definitely yes,the one hectare farm is a no retreat,no surrender project,it will test the capacity of our endurance to the elastic limits,but we have prepared yourselves both mentally and physically to accept the challenge,money must be made from the bush this dry season,no option.

Nezzjnr:
Okoroemeka is your 500k for an acre of Cukes still feasible or Higher than that??

I'm looking at something

Anyone's input will be well appreciated please... Thanks ����

Farmerakinloye6 Aquadude15 FarmTech ideepaul and the rest

apologies for the long break,due to an industrial accident I had in our farm that took me away from farming,but I am up and running again,time for dry season action,I doubt if 500k will still finance an acre of cucumbers looking realistically at the current cost of agricultural inputs,when we did that analysis 50 grams of cu999 is #8k,now it is #13k,paraforce was#1500 naira now it is #3500-#4000naira,bag of nylon rope #3500 now it is #7-8k,the list goes on and on,our new motto is quality management yields more,we are still on the mission to get #500k from one plot and we already have a plot of 2 weeks old crops,by looking at the current price of cucumbers now(#6000),I have no doubt we will reach that target by the time it will come out a bag will surely be hovering above #7k or more,and it will be an interesting dry season this time around because we have cleared 1 hectare for cucumbers and my partner Mr diekololo from fountain drip, abeokuta will start installation of the irrigation system next week.

golor:
This is so true # I wanted to raise the issue here self cause I work offshore. There was a day one sank closed to ours where we park to do maintenance. Diesel was just coming out polluting the environment and I ask why can't government to charge of it after highest 6 month of abandonment or fasten the case so the owner can continue with his /her biz ....the this my captain America man (racist) screamed at me . So what are u gonna do about it ! Go get ur ass to work and leave here . To my greatest surprised the navy attached to that area watched the vessel sank

what a waste,can't they sell those ships to akpakara scrap buyers instead of watching money sink in the sea

Aufbauh:
Professor of Paedophile!
Sometimes I'm inclined to believed that this situation is spiritual as I've find it difficult to attribute it to casual sexual urge.

there is nothing spritual about this,some men lack basic self control and shame,that's why you see some men fvcking their daughters,raping women and minors,don't you know some men can easily ejaculate on themselves if pressed from behind by a big breast woman on a queue,I have seen men that ejaculate on themselves by just watching adult movie and not even touching the dick,some men fvck goats,sheep's,etc,I have even caught one of my farm worker fvcking a pig,can you fvcking believe that, if a man can fvck a pig in heat , imagine what such man can do with a 12 yr old girl with even enough breast to hold and press.