₦airaland Forum

HornyTave:
Building a house ain't very difficult except you want a mansion as your first house.
One thing I've understood about real estate, no matter where your land is, development will reach there so instead of buying Expensive land with limited Cash, its advisable to buy Land at developing areas, lands in these areas are very cheap.
Secondly planning is everything, you dont need to kill yourself all in the name of ' I want to build House ', one system is to divide the work loads in section. You can decide to build normal 3 bedroom flats. 45 bags of cement blocks would be needed. moulding 25 bags in a calendar year means in 2 years you've gotten all the blocks needed, then next, you save up for foundation, sand filling etc....

House no really hard to build, na laziness coupled with pride make Papa Emeka still be tenant after all his years in the City.

i really agree with you on that,I was still living in my papa house when my father's second wife chance me and my babe as my mother is dead I decided that day to build a house and pack out,it was August and I completed the house by 15th December,it was a two bedroom bungalow with all facilities inside,I am a poultry farmer then and I had roughly 700-800 old layers that are ready to be sold when the insult came,I sold them #1500 each and started the project without stopping,it was around 2007 when one bag of cement was #800 naira and one carton of tiles was #1000 naira.

Chloraseptic:
Insecurities in high places..

I wouldn't even place such restriction on my wife let alone a girlfriend.

a woman is yours when she is in your house and on your bed,if she goes out of your house she is not yours anymore,if you have this thought in your mind it will reduce high blood pressure

IPIGSRDOTARDS:
Na so

It's not that easy to get rid of drugs especially methamphetamine. Even if you get rid of the dealers, new ones will just move in.
Crystal meth makes Satan looks like a saint. The shit has destroyed so many lives even in the US midwest, they can't control it.
Good luck

we can control it because the southeast is not America, whatever you do people must know,you cannot sell drugs in a community without people knowing,that they turn a blind eye is because no action is initiated by the community,if a community says enough is enough and you feel you are a big boy to flaunt the order,your friends and babes will see you on Facebook tied to a mango tree and the devil flogged out of you.

Lalami3232:
.... Wetin concern me even if dem declare am as null and void? As far say u don do traditional wedding, you're 100% legally married. Court wedding or white wedding na just formalities and record purpose. But come to think of it sef, courts for 9ja dey do anything if person divorce? I know say for Europe, the man go pay heavily for child support and other miscellaneous, but does that still apply in our 9ja court?
Dem no mind to tell the man to dey pay #5500 support every month . Anyways, marriage dey fear majority of us but that no mean say we no go marry. God abeg, no give me wife wey go make life tire me.
God abeg, no give me wife wey dem don use do project experiment for her community
God abeg, no give me wife wey don date yahoo boy b4
God abeg, no give me wife wey her kpekus big pass my baby head
God abeg, no give me wife wey go make me come Nairaland to come see for advise like men dey always do for romance section.
God abeg, no give me feminist as a wife wey go make me envy my bachelorhood days.
God abeg, no give me wife wey go bring enmity between my family and I
God abeg, I no disvirgin people future wife, so no let anybody disvirgin my own.
God abeg, no give me wife wey I go dey dodge to go do DNA test for my pikin.
God abeg, my hand don dey tire me to write the list of women wey you no go give me. I still dey number 8 and the list get 10007. Abeg God, give me woman wey go give me peace, love and joy.

I pity for God,so your future wife will have all these and also be a virgin at the same time,let me tell you that any girl that has finished secondary school and taken waec is no longer a virgin,forget about the whole list just beg for 2-3 good features and you can manage the rest,it is impossible for a woman to have all those good features and still be a woman,they were created intentionally or not with factory defects

shigishege:
Any assassination is unknown gunmen now.

any gunmen not known is unknown gunmen

Kam2021:
@op mentioned A man somewhere and most of the men are reacting personally to that comment. A man is a generic term..so why not condemn your genders action than pour mumu anger on another person mtchww

the action is bad and condemnable but what we must realize is the sad truth that most men and women react impulsively to their emotions and what they see,some men can get an instant erection by just seeing a young girl in flimsy night gown which unfortunately my be his daughter and also some women will also be aroused by seeing a small boy which I personally suffered in the hands of our househelps,cousins,aunties and neghibours when growing up,stories like this can never stop,I will even be surprised if it is only once they did it,it is a sad reality of humanity that most men and women do not have control over their libido and their desire so strong
that they believe the devil is controlling them,it reminds me of my aunty that will force me to finger and suck her pvssy while i am still in primary school,this is a woman that is supposed to guide and protect us but she is shivering ,rolling out her white eyes and muttering rubbish while I am forced to suck her,then I believed she was possessed by the devil but now I know better.

elated177:
Sexual purity is of great gain.

but unfortunately it is now a struggle to keep that,I remember when we are growing up,the naked woman you will see is when you peep someone bathing or manage to see a pornographic magazine which is very scarce,to watch adult movie is out of question because few families have vhs video player and the very rare blue film as it is called those days,but fast forward now and every smartphone you see is a window into any sexual and erotic fantasy you can dream of,last week I was with my 17yrs old side chick and she was watching something on her phone and captivated,I looked and she was watching animal sex or bestiality on an x-rated sited,imagine a 17yr old girl watching dog sucking a pvssy,it is after watching those things she will desend on me to practice what she learnt,God help us,the power of the smartphone is unlimited.

otipoju:
This poster deserves a dirty slap.

A Big boy is a guy confident in his doings and does not send the opinion of any girl. A Big boy is not by material possessions, you are big when you are authentic.

Na your tyoe dey clean their room ONLY when woman dey find dem come house

the op is quite funny and still living a false life to impress a woman,to what end?to pretend you are a big boy, drinking garri doesn't portray poverty,it is only in your mind that you believe anyone drinking garri is poor,women don't like cutely cuddly pretenders,if I want to drink garri it is cold water,excess milk and groundnut combination and believe me even that your babe will like to join in drinking my type of garri.

Driggs:
Going on same road trip from Lagos to Owerri

24th..

But your distance too long oo.. how you go use 12 hours take waka 580km? When motor dey move at 120km/hr.. you no do the maths?

I'm travelling with my sedan (V6) too.. the journey shouldn't be more than 7 hours (bar police checkpoint delays).

Lagos to Benin is 4 hours or less.. Benin to Onitsha is around less than 2 hours.. Onitsha to Owerri is 30 mins.

my brother check very well,onitsha to owerri cannot be 30 minutes,I drove from asaba to owerri last week and I entered river Niger bridge at 6pm but I managed to exit the bridge at 8pm and arrived owerri by 10pm,

Supreme145:
True boss but the situation of things in this country is already out of hand, it's a gamble I'm not willing to take.

marriage to me is more like a game of Russian roulette,I have rich friends that are single but got broke after marriage,I also have poor friends that got rich after marriage, there's no defined textbook course on marriage,

ConnectPhones:
I will go and learn Toyota Or Benz mechanic instead of wasting 7 years Uni and Nysc. By now I for become Oga.

very true,but it is not yet late,for me I will become a Catholic priest,these guys are just practically without bother,no nagging wife or burden of children,free money,best house,zero hustling,free cars, access to the best pvssy in the community,have you heard of a priest that died of high blood pressure or stroke?I have a priest friend that impregnated a girl in my community he was just sent to Rome for the dust to settle, these people don't even know that buhari is our president.

ateamblezing:
Why tell a pregnant woman to kneel, you wan buy market, it seems this guy does not cherish his wife, interpreting culture in a wrong way.

what do you mean?is kneeling down an issue?what of the doggy style and other exotic styles she will contort her body to receive the dick,is it not more strenuous than ordinary kneeling down

NnolimNzubechi:
Hello Nairalanders

My mom died when I was 3 years, and I was the only child she had before she died.

It's been just me and My Dad since then, My childhood was a lonely one. My Dad is 39 years while me am 19years, I will be 20 next year. My dad was young when my mom gave birth to me.

Now my problem is that, despite my age my dad still cages me, he doesn't give me freedom and he doesn't allow me to keep friends, any time he sees me talking with a male friend, he will tell me he doesn't want to see me with anybody, I can't be out side when time done pass 6pm oo or else Na wahala.

At 19 years I can't boast of 1k cos am always staying at his shop, and the thing is driving me crazy. As a man, checking my account balance and seeing (N0.00) dey make me sad, and I don't know how to tell him that I want to stop going to his shop and start a hustling for myself.

I just finished my secondary school and I thought he would give me some free hand but for where?? He gets more strict as time as goes on and its making me hate him. And my dad is a very hot tempered man, he nor dey understand at all at all. Am even tired of staying with him, I have been with him since 19 years, travel he nor dey gree make I travel.

My question is, will he ever stop being like this? I don't want any one to delay me in my life cos it seems it's what he is trying to do, i want to be wealthy at a young age. Being broke makes me feel less of a man.

Please mods move to fp,before I go run commot for house

your best form to declear independence is to get admission to a university,he can no longer monitor you and the obsession will pass away,but at 19 yrs going to 20yrs I think you are already going past your prime to study,my son that is 19 yrs is already in 2nd year in the university and there are times I don't even see him for months,try and get admission and get a degree,that is a big advantage,if you want to hustle freelance ,my brother I am an igboman and knows about money,making money is the hardest task that a man can think of and it is not as easy as what you watch in the movies.

Vanzcharles:


Pulling mighty frauds.
The idea alone dey shock me .
Well, they could have moved out of naija with 60M. I don't think they would be in this country anymore.

move to which country,those guy men are laying low in Lagos waiting for the dust to settle before starting another scam

MrChriz:
Back den in sch, my gf was on her period wen she came visiting...she was so Hot dat she was begging me to f**k her even wit d blood dats flowing

there is a trick in fvcking a woman in her monthly period,first she will lie belly down and you will just shift the pant and pad slightly aside and plug in

uyimen:
Just to add that initially there was nothing i did not do humanly possible to please these people name it. All to no avail.

you have said what the problem is,you are trying by all means necessary to please everyone and be a good humble man,that why the aunty is messing up,if I am in your shoes and that aunty comes again I will tell her to stop coming to my house ,that she is a problem to our marriage,I know such people they are poke nosers, busybodies and gossipers,what I tell her that day she will develop high blood pressure

CaptainZubi:
You'll render a service to them, to pay you go turn wahala. Then they go con carry you go beer palor go scatter your table with drinks.


Let's say you do work of 10k for them.. to pay you go turn problem.. rather they'll carry you to beer palor and scatter your table with like 10 bottles trophy , life or hero. Beer wey no reach 300 per bottle. That's 3k totally. For their mind they Don settle you be that. Very cunny set of people.

why do you not politely decline to drink and demand your payment,are you forced to drink or just trying very hard to paint the igboman black

Reggaemich:
Are u not ashamed if people see both of u together in public

Or the girl is only useful to u privately

you are funny I beg,ashamed of what?she is even the younger sister of my ex that is now married,her mother and married sister approved,and you want me to be ashamed to be with such a beautiful girl that is a konji killer.

Reggaemich:
I was going out today I noticed how a girl between the age of 13- 15 was stirring at me when we crossed path,

I do see her before but I don't really give her face or show interest

I always respect Myself

So after going to my destination then on returning home around 7pm, I passed there house

This girl was in their house compound, all of a sudden

She came out from were she was and came to the road were I was passing going home (A street Road which was kind of quiet) and was doing abnormal things close to me like stretching , e.t.c

So as just to catch my attention, so as to talk to her

Note
It was almost dark, and if I decide to Run her OT or toast her, nobody will easily see my face because it was dark

That is why I don't blame some people accused of being pedophiles because u don't know the opportunities that presented it self to such a person

So what I do in such situations is listen to both sides of the stories(Accused and Complainant)

age no longer matter these days,I am 43 yrs but my side chick is a 17yrs beautiful girl still in ss3,but her sexual experience is mind bending and utterly shocking

Omicron007:
Hello beautiful people.
Let me make this short and precise as usual

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I don't even know how to put this. But let me say that I have been getting emotionally attached to married women/single mothers and I am worried about it.
I am in my early twenties.

Fast forward to my current case. There is this lady that works in the same department with me in a firm. She is married but her husband is outside town. He works and has been away for almost three months.
The lady is very young though she has five kids. She has a banging physique despite birthing five kids.

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She prepares my own food specially and brings it to the office. She calls me frequently after work and she covers or stands for me a lot. There are instances where I have missed briefings, but she held sway for me and made me escape query letters.

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We are very close and she confides in me a lot. Whenever I tell her I am going to see my female friends on a weekend, she is not happy. Instead, she says that I am not getting close to her enough because she is married.

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I have promised to take her out and she has been reminding me constantly. I have been faking different excuses for procastination purposes.

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To be honest, if she was single, I could have done the needful by now. But I am constrained by several factors. I don't want to have issues with her and I want to be in her good books.

I need advice please.

hell hath no fury than a woman scorned,don't cast her off outright,she does things for you especially the food part,it is not a good idea to be enemies with who prepares your food,take her out and make her feel special,if I am in your shoes this is not a big deal I will just fvck the woman

flexlatifa:
Please someone should explain to me why igbos are always successful.

I am beginning to think Igbos have that special blessings from God.

Am not an Igbo man but I love to be igbo if there is next life after death.

Igbos we love everything about you people.

GOD BLESS IGBOS.



Please anybody can show me love even if na something to use eat.

it is the mindset that makes the difference,a friend of mine was arguing that the north is feeding the south and without them we will die of starvation,I was laughing at his myopic vision of what the igbos are capable of doing,if Igbo business men put their effort,ideas and financial power to agriculture we will export food to the north

Kriss216:
Wealthy Igbo men.


It's a Taboo to be poor in Igboland. Get yourself an Igbo partner and enjoy life to the fullest.

God bless Ndigbo.

not only is it a taboo to be poor,it is also a curse to be poor in igboland,that's why we activate and use our brains to improve our life,a Yoruba driver brought goods for me from inside Ife to imo state and he was shocked to his bone marrows the type of houses he is seeing in our village,he actually thought some are government offices,I was laughing at him that he has not seen anything yet,that if he dares goes inside anambra state like oraukwu,nnobi,agulu,aguata,oraifite,etc,he will drop dead.

EmmanuelScott1:
Nigerian girls re useless
All of them

not all of them but a good percentage is totally useless,I will agree with you on that,but if you are lucky you can get the good ones

streetsoldier1:
i gerrit, after choping pomo , invitation follows, then another pomo choping and the okafor's law continue to play out

I cannot help but notice your mention of okafors law,I will bet my pot of egusi soup that something hot, steamy and erotic will happen at that burial.

FreeSpirited:
This is a legitimate and sensible reason why men should marry a younger gal when their wife hit menopause or old age...
If men can't afford another wife for whatever reason, then they should hhave side chicks for their sexual health..cos the wife's ass at old age will be wrinkled, Tommy big, pvssy dry with no lubrication....are u saying the still sexually active man should resort to masturbation

you can still be married,have side chick and still masturbate,crayfish no bend for water,na something make am bend

thorpido:
Give her one good slap whenever she comes up with the nonsense and she will quit.

the op is lucky to be grown up and matured enough to know what is right and wrong,just imagine if the op is still a small boy,that his cousin will take his virginity and innocence in the blink of an eye,I grew up in a house with several house helps,cousins and secretary working in my father's business and the experience I got from this ladies and other aunties has marked me for life,they always force me with threats to suck their breast and pvssy while I am still in primary school,my cousin is the worst always suffocating me with her smelly pvssy,till today I cannot be comfortable to leave a small boy in the company of a girl,lady,cousin or aunty because what I learnt from them was life changing and traumatic,the op knows that sex with his cousin is utterly wrong but if he started sucking his older cousins pvssy at 8-9 yrs then the decision is clear and simple.

Righteousness2:
Marine agents Everywhere looking to fill the coven banks .
Young men Beware else you be reduced to a loaf of agege bread.

forget about that marine nonsense ,these are just ordinary girls expressing their mind and wish but unfortunately if wishes are horses then beggars will ride,I seriously doubt if they will still remember the condom if the going gets steamy

Datboredberry:
More than forty! Eww...

All I think about is gonorrhoea...

I can't believe there's someone proud enough to say that he/she has had sex with forty individuals...

Men don't seem to realise that being randy reduces their worth in the eyes of others... You don't come off as experienced...

what is important to judge someone is the content of his or her character not the number of men or women they had sex with,when I was a bachelor I can go through 40 girls in 6 months,there is a week I can fvck 3-4 different women,it does not make me a bad man,if all the women I have been with are ever compiled and recorded many people will have heart attack,in imo state we have beautiful women and they care about their men.

benuejosh:
Ritualists in South West are gradually trying to over take IPOBs in the killing venture.

the igbos in the southeast places so much time and effort in human development,80-90% of children in the southeast goes to school and any child seen by an elder during school hours that didn't go to school will be automatically asked why didn't you go to school,young men learn trade,internship or artisan work,it is unhealthy to be idle in igboland and it is highly frowned upon for a young healthy man to be idle and lazy,I went to a project site in deep inside ogun state and it shocked me that many young men and women there never went to school and don't understand pidgin English,the average old man or woman in the Eastern village will understand pidgin English,the internship system of breeding and supporting new businesses men and women in igboland has produced so much success story that the number of millionaires groomed by this system suppass the number produced by the whole universities in Nigeria combined,the results is there for anyone that has eyes to see,it is only in the southeast you see the collection of the biggest markets in africa

WillyWonda1:
Bro this isn’t a SIMP or redpill issue. Things happen for real. I don’t even believe it’s happening to me too. But it’s life and shit happens.

in a situation like this,the op should have kept silent as if he didn't know anything and invest in spy camera bulbs that can be installed and cover all rooms and suspected fvcking arena without raising suspicion,then when he comes back he may be shocked to his bone marrows on what he will see