₦airaland Forum

illicit:
How good is ur withdrawal technique

it really has to be good because that pvssy needs to fvcked real hard,no mercy,no pity,hammer it like tinker is hammering pan.

Zenithh:
When are you pple going to flog Ipob for causing violence and incessant sit at homes in iboland?

Answer me o

they are fighting for what 95% of Igbo men and women believe in,we believe to make a difference,to live in our own country were things will work,with no corruption and nepotism,Igbo men are also capable of flogging any commissioner or government worker that dare to loot our money like what they are doing to those boys

Abdul05:
history will never forgive kanu

As u can see,

He has brought him self into a shameful situation

why will history never forgive him?because he wanted a country to call his own,a place of refuge were things will work,a place that will have no parasites sucking the wealth of a Nation,but by the might of your strength and the skill of your mind,you can kill a man but you cannot kill his ideaology,we are in this forced union because of the benefits the north is getting from oil money,but know this that a house built on a shaky foundation of greed, selfishness and nepotism will never stand

McOluOmo:
Na only one cloth him get ni









Guys wey no get girlfriend get peace of mind

or less you are too friendly with your soap and Vaseline,konji will make sure you don't have peace of mind,women and their antics are very important in a man's life,be it your wife, girlfriend or side chick,all is created specially to give man a harmonious life

Sebastine1994:
Igbo people are people that knows what they want. Whether good or bad, now or in future , Biafra would happen.

Delay is not denial. Igbo people are bonafide, we don't ass lick, an Igbo man will stand out anywhere in the world, we are travellers, husslers too. We are risk takers.

Biafra may not be paradise, but when we achieve it we would spend time and money to take care of it, the way we take care of our business, wives and girlfriends.

what you said is the truth and nothing else,even the girlfriend part ,I don't joke with my side chick,call me simp or anything but that girl surely knows how to reduce my high blood pressure.

ItsGoodToBeGood:
Congratulations to the man,, He just earned more peaceful years to live.

he still have a functioning head and a judgement not clouded by emotions or sentiments,if he went ahead to marry that woman he will minus 15-20 yrs from his allotted life span

Svenadex007:
Go and see ur doctor or a qualified pharmacist have once experienced dat and ciprofloxacin 500mg will be part of the drugs u will use and trust me u will be fyn again

I am even thinking that those bumps will be scabies and it will be itching at night that will make him not to sleep, benzyl benzoate for the scabies and ciprofloxacin for the infection.also mind the type of pvssy you put your dick,this pvssy is definitely a toxic hole.

femi4:
Very soon all kidnappers will understand the sign.....It's no longer classified

the type of kidnappers we have in Nigeria will not give you the chance to make that sign because they are after your head,breasts,heart,etc,and they will cut off all this things before you know you are kidnapped.

Saskay44:
Lol when you accept just day ready for billings

billing is a must, whether he likes it or not,but it depends on the level of the Billings,also nack the pvssy while the love is still hot because it will surely cool off.

Facts101:
Continued…

Playing nice isn't going to get you the pussy you're looking for.

Learn the game.

more than 50% of communications from a woman is unspoken words,signs,body language, gestures and that X-factor are things to carefully monitor and decipher if you are going to the forbidden garden,a girl may actually be telling you to nack her without opening her mouth to say so,

Englandboy:
A fool said in his heart that their is no God,if he sees the demon of the land that he is appease for Can he stand

do you seriously think a demon is controlling the land?I don't think so,all those things angels and demons are myths and legends like snow white and the dwarfs or Cinderella and the beast.

FlipModeSquade:
And this is how men end up dead before their time..

Nothing worse than living with an enemy under the same roof..

you are very correct,with the condition of his house I don't think the blood pressure of the man can be normal ,but I think the best way to manage a woman is to closely study her character,if you are flexible and diplomatic there is always a way to handle women if you are ready to shed your pride and see from her own perspective or else he is heading closer to the grave.

Number2:
are you seriously saying this is a black mamba?

a Cobra is slow and easy to kill,but it can spit venom long distances,but the black mamba is very fast difficult to kill,very aggressive and looks similar to the black cobra

Davash222:
How about you avoid Nigerian girls and enjoy peace of mind in abundance

if we all aviod Nigerian girls then what do we fvck as adult entertainment? Cameroon or Ghana girls,don't be a misogynistic dude because of a rouge unpleasant experience with a lady so you generalize all of them as bad,they are not,infact it is you that will check yourself if you are doing the correct things.

adanny01:
I have seen tens of Accords with pulled ball joint but never seen one that the"vehicle skids off the road into oncoming traffic, bush, or a river'". Please show me one.

well I said 90+% of times that bow joint failed the car is slow on speed for a reason,I started driving October 1992 with a six wheel Bedford Tj610 six wheel farm truck,since then I have owned and driven two 404 Peugeot pickups,Mazda 323 panel van,Nissan sunny,Volvo 240 padded,Opel Omega,Mazda b2000 pickup,Honda babyboy,Dodge ram pickup v8,Acura RL v6,Honda Accord DC,and believe me in all my years of driving and owning the good the bad and ugliest of cars I have encountered not less than 50 bow joint failures and none has ever happened at high speed.

CHoccolaTE:
There are so many lies in this thread.

Men don't have any idea how women sexuality works. Instead of them to say them no know them dey talk big big lies.

One even said a girl got wet and the bench she sat on got wet through the wrapper she was wearing

Abi na piss she piss for body or she has bladder problem because no normal woman can achieve that kind of wetness just from listening to erotic stories in public.

the male sexuality is straightforward,simple and easy to learn and understand,but the same cannot be said for women,they have so much varied differences that I am even believing that no two women sexuality is similar,the complexity is most times baffling that I have to admit that we are still learning what makes them tick,and on the issue of wetness that one is child's game compared to what my ex chisom can do,just keep a towel handy because she will totally soak the damn sheets.

Mmadu2:
You didn't collect anyones number and nothing happened. I've seen guys like you that cook up stories that don't exist.

it is obvious from your comment that you still have a lot to learn about the female pysch to doubt my observations,what if I tell you the story of a lady beside me on a night bus from shagamu to onitsha to got aroused by the swaying motion of the vehicle and what happened that night,,what of my customer a female butcher that confess to getting aroused by watching pigs copulating in our farm,,I am from imo state and we have really beautiful and some really loose women,if I start to tell you my stories and adventures you will call it pure fantasy.

Muna4real:
No. A man's touch is what makes a woman aroused.

you are very much mistaken,my mechanic is a crazy fella,one day he was giving me graphic details how he fvcked his girlfriend, unfortunately we are in a shop close by with the girl shopkeeper excited by the story,after 10-15 mins of really graphic raunchy details of no holds barred sex,the obviously aroused girl has to pretend to fetch something inside the shop,the movement was so suspicious that I cannot resist the urge to look inside and the girl was busy wiping her thighs was tissue paper,I glanced at the wooden bench she sat up from and it was throughly soaked and damp.i can't ignore such blatant signs from quite a pretty lady,so i collected her phone contact and the rest?,well it is not hard to guess what can happen

sugarbeesmith:
have you taken her to living church first before considering amputation? It really not nice how people don't seek the face of God first in a situation like this before making human decisions.

no amount of prayer, deliverance,shaking, posturing, fasting and mimicry could make any difference in a medical case like this,my first guess is that she might be obese and managed the carb diet poorly with little or no exercise which is a killer,medical intervention is the only option if gas gangrene has developed past normal surgical debridement but the fear will be for the stump to heal after amputation which is another big problem.

Jidegravica:
Una wahala too much!

Can we focus on signs I will notice before getting a wheel falling out. I plan buying a 2008 CRV again.... sure haven’t seen any wheel falling out with that. But with or without... I really don’t want to be in that situation no matter what.

bow joints don't fail without warning,at least I have encountered 5 bowjoint failures when I used Honda babyboy,1 failure when I used the Acura RL and currently 1 failure in the DC,what I found out first you will hear a noise when you slowly enter pothole,at first the noise can be a mild kpokom,but at time goes on it will deteriorate and be louder,uneven wear of Tyre on the bad side,stiff steering wheel and also the car will have a tendency of swerving to one side,if you driving a Honda pls check any strange noise coming from your front tyres,but glory be to God these bow joint problem don't happen at high speed,it always occur 99% of the time when the car is just crawling or less I would have been dead 7 times over

Adamdau:
You are not saying the truth please. 600/8=75. I quote you again, there's no where you can buy a cup of rice at N75 in Nigeria today.

I bought #80 naira cup of stonefree rice yesterday in nkwo umunze,anambra state.

Momcherry:
I feel bad for those that will die on Saturday because of the election. I know someone will surely die...

that bishop will be the first one to stand in line and vote,our president is stubborn,not diplomatic and not flexible at all,the whole traditional rulers in southeast and the whole top clergymen (Catholic, Anglican, Methodist,etc) joined hands to beg this man for something and he rubbish and ignored them,not even to allow them to visit him in aso rock so he can talk with them face to face,just by meeting with those people a lot can be achieved,but he choose to use force and domination.

dallasi:
If Igbo say they will support you with one million people in a war. Watch your back because they will all flee to ivory coast like Ojukwu and Kanu
General Buratai (2019)

i don't even think you are worthy enough to mention the name of col ojukwu and his brave fighters that held the might of the Nigerian and Arabian assault for 3 years,and you say such man is a coward,a man that was one of the first batch of British trained officers in the Nigerian army, between col ojukwu and chief awolowo who do you think is a betrayer and coward?chief awolowo was released from Calabar prison and a plan was hatched for him to go back to Lagos and declear oduduwa republic while ojukwu declares biafra,so they can catch the area group on a wrong footing,chief awolowo went back to Lagos and revealed the plan to gowon who immediately rewarded him with the finance ministry,he forfeited the chance to be the first president of a Yoruba nation because of a ministerial post and the fear to fight for what you believe in,what ever you do don't ever call col ojukwu and his brave fighters cowards,these a people that were outnumbered 5-1,has no air Force,hungry,has almost no international support,no heavy weapons,but still they choose to fight on

Elsueno:
The modern ones yes, but the old ones like 86 & baby boy na easy nut to crack

I have used babyboy,Acura RL and DC,they all have programmed key that works with the ECU

Iliya1520:
I think there is no any mad person that can vate igbo as his president. if you go yaroba land u will see that they host both hausa and igbo there doing business, if you go hausa land u will see that they host both igbo and yaroba doing business there, but if u go igbo land u will see that they host no any body because of their tribalism and racism.

you have to do a little in-depth research before you write comments like this,the Igbo dominate the trading and SME businesses throughout Nigeria because of their internship system that rises experienced business men and women at a young age to know how to control money,but the Yoruba and hausa don't have such system,if a Yoruba/hausa trader dies,his knowledge dies with him,but before an Igbo trader will die,he might have rised 10-20 interns to continue the business

SmellySperm:
As in, what do you want us to do for u now?
We should borrow you diick to use?

i think he is seeking advice on how to penetrate a virgin pvssy,I am not a big fan of virgins and I don't give a flying fvck about them but inevitable I have encountered some and dismantled quite a few and i think Vaseline and patience is the tools you will need.

Elsueno:
I use to drive this car a long time ago, one time I dropped the keys in school & it took me like five minutes to hard wire d thing, drove to a key maker nearby.. paid about 1.2k for new sets of keys. .
Another issue is, almost every other toyota key can open & possible start dis car.


Hope u find ur car

you cannot do such with a Honda ,there is a programmed key that starts the car,if you put that key in your pocket and walk away only towing van can take that car away from that spot

BeeBeeOoh:
Bad roads is one of the characteristics of Nigerian government and as a matter of fact, there can't be Nigeria without bad roads; it is impossicant.

Ooni is crying because of small small potholes on roads in Osun state and Ooni is not even aware that in Anambra state we don't have potholes. What we have on our roads in Anambra state are Pitholes. We cannot be on the same level with other Nigerian states, we operate on a higher frequency. OUR CASE IS DIFFERENT

As e dey like this, if you want to travel down to Anambra state with your car, Onitsha to be precise, please come and survey the road(s) you'll ply on first, then travel back and come with your car if it's okay by you because if not, oga Kazeem will use your little shine to shine.


Willie Is Working

pls do you investigation and homework correctly,anambra state and ebonyi state has the best road network in the southeast,if you come to our imo state I doubt if you can even find a classification for the roads we have,maybe SINKHOLES could better describe what we have on the roads in imo state,even a former governor of imo state even was wondering if acid rain is falling in imo state alone and causing such borropits and sinkholes on our roads,

Think4Myself:
Someone like me will only enter a relationship for sex, I don't see anything that will benefit me in a relationship apart from sex.
If I got problems a girl probably won't be as helpful as a guy in assisting

I on the same but slightly different hand only enter a relationship not only for sex but the quality of the sex,you can't lie down like a dead whale for me and expect me to be happy,there is that X-factor that always draws a man to a woman like moth to light,if you are a woman and can't offer me quality sex you don't have anything to offer.

Jestin:
thanks for the advise. The engine looks really dirty and I was thinking there are car wash in Lagos who specializes in washing toks cars

wash your engine only with steam or better leave it alone like that nobody is sitting on the engine,I remembered once I washed my engine it took 3 electricians,#25k and two weeks of sun-drying before it started again,since then I am not remotely interested in washing my car engine even with steam I am not interested.