₦airaland Forum

Lenny22:
I am a final year student of a popular Federal University. I'm not rich, neither am I broke. Of course, my present financial strength is average. I have a nice physical appearance and I consider myself as good looking.
I don't have the courage to approach girls that look exotic or sophisticated. By this, I'm talking about ladies with nice outfits, dope nails, expensive phones and wear expensive Perfumes. I wouldn't like embarrass myself, I just admire from afar but deep down, I want to date one.

cut your coat according to your size,all fingers are not equal,how can you be using itel phone and want to toast a lady using #900k iPhone,even if she accepts your offer you will just be used as a tool to be cast off at anytime, because to those babes you have nothing to offer but your dick,but your competition has money and dick to offer.there are plenty nice decent girls within your grasp that you can control,be warned you cannot use a .22 caliber bullet to kill a buffalo but you can use it to kill a grass cutter.

jaeyking:
So she don't want to bother/she is hy of her boyfriend but can freely bother you in friend zone.

Simps would say u acted immature
Redpillers would call you the real OG.

Like if you are a redpillers
Share if you would simp about it

this story is somehow,how can she give pvssy to someone and not be shy to be Stark naked,but will not be shy to ask almost a stranger for urgent data,hmmmm!,I know many simps will send the data and she will use the data to call the someone that nacks her.na wa oo

Dozieson:
scan and share code

not every problem is scanned there are issues like this that can only be solved by an experienced mechanic,I haved driven a car that has similar problem like yours and cannot be traced until the engine went up in flames one afternoon, luckily I was in an area with lots of people that helped off the fire,the culprit is a worn rubber O ring that seal the individual fuel injector nozzle on the injector rail,if the ignation is on the pressure from the fuel pump will be leaking from the rubber seal as a tiny fine mist that is hardly detectable until KABOOM!!your car will go up in flames,that small rubbers are the cause of 60-70% car fires.

orohbiro:
Only private jet can open my legs am still a virgin

what if private jet opens your legs and your pvssy turns out to be a massive disappointment,or don't you know that all pvssy are not mates or equal,they may look similar but the difference is the character of the body or person that owes the pvssy, I cannot help but remember my side chick chiamaka,a sexually proactive girl that turns love making into an art,I thought I have seen it all but I was wrong,

PerfectlyPerfect:
I swear those Benin police are worse than the devil. One my way back from Lagos on Thursday, one bastard police extorted me of 32k on spurious charges. I had to pay because he was ready to keep me there till nightfall and I was on my way to Imo State

they even have POS machine with them incase you don't have cash,those Benin express police is the worst of the worst.

BeeBeeOoh:
I don't know if she's foolish or stupid or both?

she is both and much more,once a cheater is always a cheater,the leopard never changes it's spots,we must know when we are defeated and time to let go,it is not possible to get everything we wish for, sometimes we must summon up that extra inner strength to let go of the things we love and cherish so we can live for what tomorrow will bring,no matter how dark the darkest night will be tomorrow will bring a beacon of light and hope.

COdeGenesis:
How's that even possible. I thought in physics we were taught that some materials lose elasticity after some period of time.

nothing concern Toto and physics,it will break all the laws in physics with chemistry combine,that thing called toto is too much I beg.

TarOrfeeek:
This is one of the most lethal snakes on earth.

Very deadly.

a living, breathing anti personnel land mine,one step, KABOOM,the snake with the longest fangs in the world,very very dangerous,a hunter was bitten on the hands while digging for bush rats around our farm,after one week they simply have to amputate the arm to save the man and also the arm was dissolving and melting off like butter in sunlight.

GOFRONT:
Chaiii....What a waste

what a waste,even if it's ashawo work after school it's better than suicide,a fine fresh girl she will get customers well well

shadrach77:
Only two Nigerian players have ever played for Newcastle United. Shola Amoebi is one. Who knows the other one?

OBAGOAL

Davash222:
Where is it written in the constitution that we must fucck only people we know?

also if you fvck them you know them,I was approached by a strange woman during a burial ceremony I went,she went straight and told me she liked me and will like to collect my number,hmmm!,I gave her the number,she called me the next day to come and visit me,why not,she came and I fvcked the living daylights out of her,I later found out she was married and it ended the sexcapeds

falcon01:
I'm sorry to say this but ive tried so hard not to but i literally feel sick if I attempt not to say this but sir you are a big fool! On behalf of men and other reasonable people we are disappointed in you. I mean what kind of a low self esteem idiot are you? Don't you have friends?

what type of man will fail to see a boobs that has suckled 3 children,

patomberekpe:
God punish poverty, How Can people still buying or driving cars of 1999, 2000,2001 over 20years ago cars.

you are talking as if you are not living in Nigeria,a clean Nigeria used 2000 Toyota Camry will be more than #700k,check the average salary and see how many years to save to buy that,the tokunbo will be #1.5 million upwards

Omooba77:
Why do many people fear death? Death is just transition from one realm to another, if you have Jesus, going to heaven should be a thing of joy.

Death is the fear many join occultism, doing rituals and so on.

going to heaven to me is a transition from this world to another world that will be ridiculously boring,beating drums and singing praise from Morning till night looks a bit too much even for our egocentric and sadistic God,there is no joy in living forever,death is a half part of life .

TheOldGods:
Can some still buy car from Benin please?

are you ready to play Russian roulette with your hard earned money

Abdul05:
If legalized they would turn the country upside down

legalized or not ,what difference does it make,weed is everywhere and easy to get,just that it is not sold openly like cigarettes,even crystal meth is now even more easy to get than weed

Lisong:
When Joe Biden rigged himself to the White house you guys where rejoicing. Una been think sey una dey do the christians by supporting that useless Joe Biden. But you see una life now? When Trump was there he maintained the US forces in Afghanistan and kept the Talibans at bay but Joe Biden came and removed the US forces now Afghanistan is the capital of terrorism. What a foolish move. The day Joe Biden was elected I told a friend that the Americans have elected their own Buhari. They will suffer the way Nigerians are suffering for making a stupid leadership error.

what Joe Biden did was politically and strategically correct,America will be foolish to continue sacrifice their sons and daughters to defend a country that it's men cannot do themselves,even when they are armed and paid by America,they simply don't have the zeal and patriotism to fight for their rights,the whole Afghan army capitulated without firing a shot in anger,and after 20 years how many more years do you think America can continue to sit down on the pressure of isil,Taliban,isil-k,etc,let everyone go back and defend his or her own country,if I am an army personnel I can't sacrifice my life for a country that don't appreciate it.

Charmingrascal:
Igbokwe has proved beyond reasonable doubt that he is a bastard Igbo son

Even when wrong you will never see Northerners saying this about their tribe.

Not to talk of the fact that there is nothing wrong with Igbo Presidency.

I am Yoruba and no matter what I will not support any Igbo candidate over a Yoruba man, because Yoruba is my tribe, it is my heritage, it is my pride and nothing, I mean nothing will make me see other tribes as more important or superior to my tribe.

Igbokwe on many occasions has proved that he is not a true Igbo son I wonder how his family in Anambra or wherever he is from see him.

does it mean that this man is a fool or so dumb not to see the type of violent retribution meted out to perceived sabotuers like him in igboland,I think this man has already forfeited his life and he is forcing this guy's to look for him in lagos

DeRichard:
Please, look for a powerful C.A.C. prophet to pray for him. You need to include God in the healing process.

pls stop all these prophet nonsense,so the prophet will bill them abi,and also target the sister to fvck,all in the name of healing

Eriokanmi:
Serious prayers of deliverance needed now. He will be fine. This is the only panacea to any sickness that defies scientific and medical solutions.

stop deceiving yourself and trying to hide behind prayers and deliverance,the problem is a failing kidney and best thing to first do is to stop intake of materials that will futher stress the kidney like alcohol,salt,etc,that's how the charlatans and wankers will be confusing and deceiving guilliable people that every problem will be solved by prayers and fasting,that is a big fat shining lie.

RichThugg:
Chaii

This one is lucky he/she didn’t pop out from a Nigerian sea, especially one state wey i No go mention for security reasons..


Na inside pot he for dey by now

nothing will save that animal in any state in Nigeria,we butcher dead whale, dolphins,manatees with Cutlass and axe talkless of a fresh turtle,infact I tasted a freshwater turtle last week and the flavour is a cross between fish and chicken

LilMissFavvy:
Hmm, too bad, hopefully they will reconcile and get back together.

of all the bad bad things imo state is known for, our beautiful women helps us to keep body and mind together,and by the holy beard of Moses we have beautiful girls in my area,it is so difficult to resist the temptation of a willing pretty girl

Enoch07:
Leave dat house first.

I don't think it is a good idea to leave the house,the uncle is not disturbing him and the op is complaining about the house been a hindrance to his relationship,he is trying to save as much as possible and getting a house will take a big chunk out of his savings,plan and travel to the us or a better country were your talents will be appreciated.

Ahmed0336:
People wey do this drug no get 10 heads.

I think it is long overdue for FG to start pumping money into our researchers esp those in the field of science and tech.

I think you are watching too much DStv,try and watch NTA for a week and see the type of innovations coming from our research institutes,how to store kunu and zobo,how to feed cows with grown grass,etc

Ebi2233:
Kogi state is bigger than the 5 Ibo state put together check Nigerian landmass on net. The 5 Ibo state is below 35,000 km² check it on net.

Singapore is smaller than one local government in igboland but their industrial production and GDP is more than Nigeria,it is not by size but by working smart

criuze:
What's the Glutton saying

he is saying that the only thing the igbos know how to do is turn money into more money,and I believe that is one of the most difficult task in the world

mariahAngel:


You're paranoid.

What state are you from? Cross river or Akwa Ibom?

and that is the next step to madness,if the wife and kids are witches then obviously the pastor,landlord,okada rider,Keke riders,mama put seller,etc are all witches and wizards,even I am a wizard if you don't know,I will turn to rat in the night and scurry away with your money.i know we're you hide that money.

Lanretoye:
Rape or something else?...these incessant lecturer/student affair needs to be properly looked into before conclusion. Most of these ladies turn themselves in for marks,meanwhile no lecturer is a log of wood.
Most of these ladies too are adults and should be made to face punishments if found culpable of inducive seduction in any form and not blaming every thing on the lecturers.
Notwithstanding,i condemn any form of rape or sexual molestation.

something is definitely fishy about this story because if a 400 level student does not want the lecturer to touch her there is no way the lecturer can possibly rape a matured lady alone ,it is simply impossible if the girl put up a fight,there is more to the story,but I just cannot understand how a matured man in the midst of hundreds of juicy succulent babes will choose to rape,too bad.

duro4chang:
Do not try anything funny with him o. We are watching you.

even if he does anything radical it is for the greater good of the family,after I lost my senior brother,my father and mother within a space of 5 years and having the mantle of leadership on my shoulders,it is not easy to take some decisions as a leader,there are some decisions that must be taken without sentiment or emotions,you may personally not like such decisions but it must be taken for the greater good,that is one of the requirements to be a leader.

Pumpumking:
See yor tomato head like cracker biscuit...how can u eat biscuit in front of babe...r u kidding me?
. r u not a man? So when all yor mate are buying chrissssmas present like car,I phone, pet, diamond watch, gold for babes...u be buying biscuit for babe?? FOR CHRISSSSSMAS PRESENTTTT?.. Bro i dont meaanto sound rudes but are u ok in the head sir!!(no oofense)

so what will I eat in front of a babe,roasted sea lion or grilled penguin to prove what?to prove that I am rich?gold is meant for those that know the value,if you like buy new York for your babe,I don't care,I will only buy what I can afford (no offeinze)

ExploreFeelings:
I don’t think I have been lucky in love and I’m thinking of giving up already. All the people have fallen in love with have hurt me in one way or another. And I can’t keep up with the pain. I just want to stay on my own.
Now this new guy is telling me he has fallen in love with me just after two weeks of meeting me. I think he wants to use me! I don’t know! I can’t trust anyone anymore! Maybe he loves me! I don’t know! My heart isn’t capable of love anymore.
But since I closed my heart to love:
I feel rather empty, depressed and I find it hard to associate with people.
And now that someone has fallen in love with me, I don’t know if I am capable of loving him back.
Should I keep my heart closed to love?
Source: https://www.xplorefeelings.com/should-i-give-up-on-love-5-reasons-you-shouldnt/

love and lust are two different things,a man cannot love you in 2 weeks,give him 2-3 rounds of sex and he may ghost you,if he is too eager for sex then it is lust,but if he is not too interested in the sex then he may like you,but unfortunately there is no way to see a man's heart but to take the plunge,

Nonexisting1:
If after inviting a woman to your house, you still need to seduce her to able to fucck her, go and focus on making money and leave women alone.

you can still focus on making money and fvck babes as your hobby,if a lady is coming to your house make sure you and the house is neat,make sure there is something to entertain like Africa magic,telemundo,etc,be ready to prepare emergency Noddles with eggs because most of them are hungry anyway,whatever you don't stop talking or keep quiet,tell her stories,funny stories,how you love her,etc,while doing that make contact,hold her hands,kiss the top of the hands,look her in the eyes and tell her romantic words,let the contact move up to the breasts slowly,she may remove your hands initially but remember the breast is the key to 60-70% of women,if you control the breast , the pvssy is within reach,ramp up your sweet talking with lies,look serious and keep on reaching for the boobs,if you have the nipples in your mouth then it is time to reach for the pvssy,know the majority of communication between male and female are not spoken words ,you must learn how to receive, interpret and understand these hidden signals,that is the major reason why some men succeed were others will fail,you must have an invisible connection with a lady to understand her mood,with that you can know when to press on or when to stand back, because female moods are like the weather,can change at any time