₦airaland Forum

Iyiataata92:
Someone is making his way out of the gate of masturbation and you're directing him towards the gate of olosho. Are you for real?
Don't you know olosho is another addiction on its own which will cost him not only self esteem but much money?
Bro this your advice get as e be oo

Gates of oloshoism ,very funny,but I think the op has to work seriously on self control,if he can self-service twice daily for 8 years then it shows that he is not in charge of his libido, even the idea of getting an olosho or girlfriend will not help,he may end up trying to fvck the babe or olosho twice daily for who knows how many years more,what he needs is absolute mind control and discipline.

HornyTave:
The lockdown coupled with economic downturn would make some vegetable crops , less profitable.

the law of supply and demand is a fickle mistress,if someone predicted that buyers will be coming from far places looking for cucumbers and other veggies to buy in this current lockdown I will not believe,the only problem with sales of cukes now is the policemen blocking the roads,the demand is strong and price is still good,this are good indicators that market will remain strong through next month because many farmers and labourers ran away to their homes for Corona hibernation.

CoronaVirusPro:
Hear yourself.

Ex military. This how you shoot yourself down in a debate. So an Ex military man should be in the frontlines of warfare.

Hello! It's not that way. Are you aware we talking about the No 1 man of a country? On any fronts you will take this argument to, his act will still be regarded as utmost stupidity.

Of you are intuned about leadership like I told your conterpart earlier, you won't be composing all this gibberish.

What is the use of his presence there? Don't tell me to boost morale. What are the roles and responsibilities of his Generals that he solely appointed based on his personal judgement.

I will say again, it's stupidity, his presence on ground alters nothing. He was just on a suicide mission.

so if you are a retired general and now president and rebels are trying to take over your country will you be comfortable sitting in an air condition office and wait for feedback from your generals?things are trying to get out of hand almost 100 of his soldiers were killed in an attack,he launched a counteroffensive against the terrorists and he want to be there personally,his presence will be a moral booster for the foot soldiers,welfare,allowances and other things will improve drastically,the soldiers will fight better with their commander beside them.

Esteejay4u:
if I may ask, why must you kill something which you don't even know the name, what if God asked you about it on the judgement day?


guy I must confess that u bleeped up if I may ask, why must you kill something which you don't even know the name, what if God asked you about it on the judgement day?


guy I must confess that u bleeped up

on the final day,God and his angels will not have time to persecute a case for a small rodent,the case they will judge will be too much to even comprehend

YungMillionaire:
COVID20 LOADING...Nigerians and Chinese can eat ANYTHING.

on that perspective I think Nigerians are better than the Chinese in what they eat and how they prepare it,I don't think any Nigerian will eat raw meat or fish but the same cannot be said for the Chinese,I gave up on those guys when I saw a cusine of 14 days old duck eggs with the partially formed embrayo been enjoyed as a delicacy by the Chinese, if a people can enjoy eating partially formed duckling with the tender feathers,Beck's,feet's ,etc, nothing again will be strange on their menu

StrikeBack:
Have any of this combination cured HIV?

hmm! HIV has be relegated to the back seat this days,it looks more or less like malaria nowadays.

I had a good laugh when I saw the fumigation exercise in the FCT Abuja,we have turned the literally meaning of fire service approach to reality, fire service trucks were using high pressure hose to blast disinfectant and knock down anything or anyone still stupid to stand around and teams of disorganized workers are using knapsack sprayers to same effect,is it a surprise for a country of 200 million people to have just 6 recorded deaths,NO !,our age long suffering of exposure to tropical diseases,bad water,polluted foods, expired drugs and other bad conditions has adapted our systems to resist most infections,our suffering is now our saviour and only hope in this trying times

proffemi:
You can't say we have low death rate o.
Less than 250 confirmed. 6 dead.
Lower than Italy, but higher than a number of other countries.
Just sayin'

my brother the mortality rate in Nigeria is very small and insignificant compared to what I saw on CNN about a town in Ecuador we're dead bodies are dumped on the streets for removal by City officials,the officials said that they have moved up from 30 bodies daily to almost 150 covid deaths every day,they are now using cardboard paper coffins to bury the dead,the western world are pulling out their citizens from Africa because they thought that due to our poor health care service we will all die like chickens in a holocaust but they are wrong,we in Africa will have the last laugh.

DaCharis2016:
Grass cutter

not a grass cutters, it's a cane rat ,an animal that moves in groups of 5-12 individuals,if you see one be sure more are lurking around,and has very poor stringy taste.

Sammy07:
I said stop saying nonsense.
If lawyers and doctors earns 40, 50k

Don't you see that it's stable, is bricklayer work stable??

Can bricklayers make 600k in a year?
Stop saying nonsense, or you don't know who bricklayers are?
Those that build house.

Are they building it every month?

Imagine, agreeing with nonsense,?
Do bricklayers make 600k in a year?
Saying bricklayers earn more than lawyers and doctors.
You guys are high.

don't underestimate this artisan jobs the figures they earn will surprise you,let me give you 3 examples of what I mean(1)I want to nkpor olds parts in onitsha to reband the brake linings of our truck,the man doing the job was in a small space,he was discussing with another man that was calling him oga and they left,I asked hid negihbour what is up,he told me that brake repairman has three 911 trucks and one 3 storey building and that man that he went out with is one of his driver's,I was shocked (2)a builder friend of mine plastered a hostel with a bill of 2 million naira and did the job in 1 month clearing almost 400k from that job alone.(3)we have used our truck sometimes to supply sand to a bricklayer at #22k per trip of sand double axle truck and this guy's can go through 4 trucks daily, imagine how much they will be making selling the blocks.

youngvikthor:
those kind girl still dey for this our country ?

that type of girl is everywhere but you have to know we're to look,if you look closely at the pic you will notice a rural environment,you will see a higher percentage of such girls in sub rural areas,never mind that they start fvcking very early but they are not yet been contaminated by the feminist and gold digging spirit,they are no stranger to hard work and they are more easy to mould to your liking because you still have a blank mould to shape how you like if you know how to go about that.

FMCASH:
uncertainty is too much in farming, 100 birds it's a big loss did they try early and late feeding

they have new layers that are easily downed by heat and they adopted such policy of having such vunerable birds because of selling them old layers during Xmas,it's a big farm producing 1200 crates of egg daily,you can imagine the population of birds in such farm.very huge place in anambra state.

JAMO84:
Innoson does not produce anything. He only assemble China made car components.

He should produce one good ventilator to prove he can do it, the attention will follow!!!

I AM DONE TALKING

do not let your prejudice blind you,if you go to nnewi the headquarters of innoson and see the number of large,meduim and small scale enterprises flourishing there you will know that anything is possible there,never mind the fact Nigeria has 20 functional free trade zone,11 in Lagos,3 in FCT of all places and none for nnewi,it is obvious that some people don't like the rise of nnewi but what they fail to understand is that human hands cannot cover the moon.

Xisnin:
It is not disgusting.
It is capitalism and comparative advantage at work.
A made in US or France Nose mask will be too expensive, that is why everyone is buying from China.

i cannot help but admire those aba guys with their out of the box thinking in turning out face masks that are fashionable and making it even cheaper too,the Igbo man is a complete capitalist that sees opportunity in any crisis,despite the fact that they were beaten,crushed during the civil war and everybody was given 20 pounds to start over, even if you have 1 million pounds in the bank,but what Nigeria did not forsee is that 20 pounds is even too much capital for an igboman to start something with.

oka4ugoo:
Abeg when are they starting audition for this year Big Brother Naija? As we stay at home we need to be entertained accordingly.

in this uncertain times you still have time to remember a celebration of vanity, stupidity of a program that adds not even a single iota of positive knowledge,ideas, proactive thinking and enterprise to it's viewers,it simply befuddles the mind how entertaining can watching fake people living fake life's be.

FarmTech:
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Nice one. Keep it up. How long does garden eggs fruit?

like the farm above will start production by April month end and it will continue till rainy season will stop by October end,then inevitably due to no more rain fall fruit borer attacks will increase in such a way that it will be impractical to spray insecticides,best thing is to give up and step aside and prepare for next season,but there some farmers that have ways to keep on harvesting during the dry season,how they manage to keep insects at Bay is a mystery.

our green garden eggplant happily flowering and fruiting, hopefully we all be alive to see the end of this global health crisis and we will use this garden eggplant,kola and Gordon dry gin to celebrate life.

tpben:
Are you sure waybill is still working?

my brother you are correct,I still have some farmers waybills that are trapped by the lockdown, crossing from our side to anambra state is like crossing seme border there are policemen even in the bush paths to restrict movement 24 hours daily,or less you wait till the dust settles.

Lostz:
trash , trash and trash.

everyone go into agriculture for the money and right now agriculture is one business you go into that guarantee you will recover your investment in Nigeria

everyone cannot go into agriculture and survive,it is a very risky venture that 30-40% of problems you will encounter are things you are powerless to change and cannot control,let me give you 3 examples of what I mean,(1)last 2 weeks I went to a poultry farm that were having mortality rate of almost 100 birds daily because of heat and they have tried everything from foggers to ice blocks in the drinking water,the management are simply praying for weather to change,(2)I have seen one hectare of cucumber farm in rivers state produce just 20-30% of produce due to substandard drip tapes that supplies less than 1 ltr per hour,,such farm is already doomed before it even start (3)80+100% mortality in a piggery farm because of swine fever, imagine if you borrowed money to run such farm,there are 1000 and 1 reasons why farming is not for the faint hearted.

Sheuns:


Those guys only marry for sex mhen. I can boastfully say 90% of marriages in the north are for them to just nack. Children na born forget.

now I see the true picture because if they are more responsible for the upkeep ,future and education of their children they will spend less time fvcking and more time thinking how to better their life's,I can remember when the tution of my kids in University and those in secondary school jam pack together my dick didn't function until I found a way to settle them.

like it or not there will be a spike in childbirths in 9 months time,you cannot keep a man and woman lockdown in a house and not expect then to misbehave,also the constant rain has made the climate perfect for serious romancing.

Amotolongbo:
Every other country is fumigating her country.

Since we are locked in, can Nigerian Government fumigate this country, even if it is going to be otapiapia

haaaaahaaaa !! very hilarious, don't you think otapiapia will kill us faster than the virus,but at least it will kill off mosquitoes and cockroaches.

don't pick a fight you can't win,you can't control the dick but don't do anything adverse to try and control it,you are normal and there's nothing wrong with you,just youthful libido,it happens with ladies also,I have seen a babe wet the chair she was sitting on after some dirty talking, when we are still in school what we do to aviod such embarrassing scene in a girl dominated school is to find a good strong hinges pant with thick linings and wear whenever a situation like that will come up .

shogsman:
Doing better than them, you don't know anything, our shit is about to get real

you will be disappointed to see very very low mortality rate in sub Saharan Africa, have you read the WHO report on natural global disasters and the area that will survive such natural disasters is Africa,why is it killing thousands in China,Italy and America but ignored Africa,does it means we have good health care or has the virus not entered Africa since more than 3 months now or more,what I deduce is that many of us in Africa is already infected but it will not be fatal or simply fizzle out as a simple cough or catrrah,many business men has already gone to China and back to Nigeria long before the travel ban started,the shit will not hit the fan because if it will everyone should have been plastered in shit since.

philip0906:
Nothing will happen.
1. The stats are in our favor. The most vulnerable are the old, those with compromised immune system. Nigeria has a very young population, in fact one of the youngest in the world(average age is 21) , so mortality rate won't be anywhere near what you have in Italy (average age is 41+) and many western countries.

2. Ebola (a more deadly virus) did not wreck havoc in the country. Many of these western countries last had a pandemic getting the heat in the early 19th century. Nigeria has had a run-in with several of those in very recent times, Ebola and Lassa fever but we've not be over run.

3. For some reason, even though this is not yet proven, we (Nigeria and sub Sahara africa) seem to be "well acclamatised" to certain illnesses as overtime, we have developed some pattern of resistance as our bodies get used to these illnesses...If you look at the symptoms of Coronavirus, its similar to the symptoms you'll have when you have acute malaria which is usually a norm in these part of the world. What this means is, our bodies can handle the symptoms and effects compared to a westerner brought up in a different climate.

my thoughts are going towards what you are saying infact if you look at the covid19 casualty figures you will see that sub Saharan Africa is not even up to 1%,why is it so?or has the virus not entered Africa?if you look at the history of Africa during the colonial era,the west African and Congo basin was called the white man's grave due to the mortality rate of white men when exposed to the tropical climate and insects,but the black man has lived happily with this disease carrying insects and has developed natural immunity for most diseases that are lethal to the white man.the casualty figures from China,italy,Spain and now America is disheartening,but the black man has been vaccinating itself naturally over hundreds of years by eating any type of bush and wild animal it lays hands on,and bats has been on the African menu for hundreds of years.

This epidemic has exposed all the sins and poor judgement by our leaders,the bad condition of hospitals in Nigeria has been opened like fowl Yash that now everybody knows there are less than 500 ventilators in Nigeria for 200 million people,it is not a surprise to see things like this when the leadership allows merit,hardwork and good judgement to be sacrificed on the altars of mediocrity,many of Nigeria's parastatals today are been managed by people that has zero idea of what they are doing there,it's a twist of an ironical joke by the Gods that every Nigerian is in the frying pan together,no escape to Dubai or uk for treatments,I had first class information from a contact in the UK that is a doctor he told me that our president was secretly flown into the UK yesterday for testing and treatment,if the information proves to be correct then our president is playing an even marcabe joke on us by abandoning his people in this trying times for selfish reasons,if he cannot stay in Nigeria and slug it out in our poorly equipped hospitals and maybe pay the ultimate price,he doesn't have the moral right to order soldiers to die in the Northeast for Nigeria

Mrkellz:
California wonder
Tatase
Heat and split resistant cabbage.

Please do you have experience with California wonder?

California wonder is heirloom or opv and is produced by many seed companies,so it depends on the one you want.tatase from nihort is available,for cabbages that will be tricky,I have a friend that planted Olsen seed Gloria cabbage and it worked like a charm,if you can find that use it.

mirabel9:
no am not,

but will also love to know more about growing cucumbers on a commercial basis,

although has anyone used seeds gotten from cucumbers sold in the market to plant before?

Was thinking is it a must we buy hybrid seeds or else the plant productions will be of low yield

why dont we get seeds from fresh cucumbers as we do with fresh tomato and peppers?

it is better to use proven hybrid seeds for commercial cucumber farm to save yourself from had I known,we have used seeds extracted from ripe cu 999 fruits and replanted,it germinated 90%,the growth was fantastic but the yield was a mess,all the fruits were short and turned yellow like local cucumber before 4 days it could be harvested,it was a total disaster, since then we have had unpleasant experience with even some hybrid varieties that are total flops like monalsa or lion seed forever f1, we don't mess with any unproven variety ,if it is not Murano,,darina or cu 999 I am not interested these 3 varieties has been proven under rainy,dry and harmattan seasons and they stood strong.

Mrkellz:
I believe prices will shoot up... Nigeria cannot lock down because people will die... People will rather be sick than die. Im facing my farming head on boss. I believe foodstuff over fruits will sell, except more generally accepted and cheaper Fruits. Pls can you help me with a reputable seed seller's contact? Thanks.

what type of seed do you want?

Omooba77:
Why is the Whole word running helter, skelter if nothing is happening.....

check out information about the black death or the great plague that killed off 50% of the world population in the middle ages,

chozzy:
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Ogun governor is even closing international borders ?
Lol ... this Buhari is a shithole, I swear.

When we tell zombies that Abba Kyari is the de facto president of Nigeria and that Buhari is just a piece of Mannequin decorating
the Villa, they argue.

Since Kyari was quarantined for Covid 19, nothing seems to be happening in the villa again. No one is giving orders.
Buhari is senile, lifeless and only used in the Villa for photoshoot.

Every governor is now a president and commander-in-Chief of his state.

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even that picture of buhari taking reports from the health minister,he looks exactly like a painted statue.

I am not a military expert but I know there are medium size drones that will be fitted with infrared and body heat detection camera,it is also very possible to use such drones by forward long range patrols to fully scan a hostile terrain before going into it,by mere looking at the surroundings of that ambush site you will agree with me that sending soldiers into such area without proper sweeping is suicide or less they are going in with fully armored main battle tanks