₦airaland Forum

safesurfer:
I watched it on Twitter.
It wasn't funny one bit. :

it is still a miracle someone has not died from heart attack due to the numerous mischievous pranks been invented on a daily basis,some of this pranks could even be lethal to the prankster,imagine snatching someone's phone and smashing it,such thing if done in onitsha,aba or uyo can get you seriously beaten up with Tyre and fuel coming fast behind

Abdul05:
Tinubu will overcome all his enemies by God grace....


Obi is just an ordinary steam he will soon be let off ....

I hope this election will not degenerate into a tribal fistcuff,with the three major tribes in Nigeria having strong candidates,I don't see BAT or atiku as an enemy because we may have different ideas but the reality is I am afraid age will catch up with BAT he is far too old to even consider such thing as running for presidency,from his gaffes and how his handlers are shielding him from embrassing interviews you will know that age is catching up which is normal,old age is a gift of grace but Nigeria is far too sick for an 86 yr old man to manage

incandescentena:


Forbes propaganda

Keep your One sided propaganda



We are tired of this one sided liessssss

for you to call the above story a lie shows you are not familiar with history,the steppes of central Russia and mostly Ukraine has two things that protects them from foreign Invaders,the russian mud or rasputitisa and the bitter frezzing cold, Napoleon Bonaparte was first to experience the bitterness of Russian winter and the sinking black mud that he lost 80% of the grande armee retreating from Russia,also Adolf Hitler had operation Barbarossa to conquer Russia but the cold frezzing weather stopped the Germans a few kilometers from Moscow and caused more casualty than from actual combat,it is now a bitter irony for Russia that their own natural defence is working against them

Jones4190:
There is no different between a bar and bra, when both are open men go crazy, imagine a lady called Barbra

imagine BAT trying to address the oyibo in Chatham house,it may end up like bla bar bra brabulabu,God save us from further embrassments in this country

plaindealer:

In 1966,General Gowon released Obafemi Awolowo from prison!!! Col. Murtala Mohammed drove him straight to meet Gowon at the Government House.

When u see this video very well, u will see d banner done by Bola Tinubu’s Mother Abibatu Mogaji to welcome Awolowo! Like mother like Son pic.twitter.com/MVfX73isQo

— Ayekooto (@DeeOneAyekooto) November 28, 2022

I truly admire mother and son.

Extraordinary mother and son.

what I truly find interesting in this post is why would a man just released from prison by his jailers then be immediately driven personally by the second in command to see the commander in chief?it shows they needed the man desperately,why?because col ojukwu released chief awolowo from calabar prison with the arrangement that he will go back to the west and declear oduduwa republic and possibly be the first president,but he was conered as the post truly said and was offered the post of finance minister just to forget the idea,what a betrayal,the consequences of that action is still reverberating through the country now ,that simply driving on any highway now in Nigeria is a potential death wish due to herdsmen jihadists,we tend to hastily forget the past but history had an uncanny ability of repeating itself.

TheboyGhost:
Are you not an Ashawo too?

Y'all should stop this shit .....

A brostitute calling a prostitute names

why will I even pay #30k just to nack a prostitute for a few minutes,that is pussy inflation,

Creamypie:
I still find it hard to believe and accept people do this

then you still have a lot to learn about mankind,human beings are more wicked than Satan ,go and verify

falcon01:
especially if you went through a lot to smash, you'd be like! Daamn! So this is it? Why am I like this? I've wasted 10k for this girl and this just it? I'm useless and deserve to suffer!

that is why sometimes controlled masturbation is good,no girl can take advantage of you because you are always in charge,it is when you stay so long without ejaculation if baby touch you will lose your senses until you ejaculate and return to reality,I don't see the need to go through a lot or spend through my nose because of pussy,there is always a plan B.

Onolulu:
The rise of husbandless women is constituting worry, especially for me. I can't just sit here and be watching our queens and princess getting swindled at Shiloh. Another December is here and Rebecca and Janet are planning to visit Shiloh again. There's also unemployment in the country which has make majority of abled bodied men to be single and focus on their career. Is this how we'll be looking and nobody is talking about it.

In your opinion, what do you think we can do to curtail this


NB: I'll also call on our brothers in the Diaspora to come home and pick wife this December. Bride price is now very affordable, especially if you go to places like calabar

the inconvenient truth is that the world is changing,the era of one man one wife is just a mirage now because it is obvious that many women will grow old and die without a husband,be it caused by population imbalance,financial difficulties or simply men indifference towards marriage now,time will come when women will simply have children out of wedlock when it will become obvious that fasting and prayer cannot bring a husband

AntiChristian:
It's evil and devilish. But I don't think the Bible ever mentioned it anywhere with hell.

upon all the wickedness in this world,the brutal ritual killings,genocides, torture,wholesale massacre what you feel is the worst offence is homosexuality?what about the killer herdsmen that now lives in our forests to kill,rape and destroy property will they go to a lesser hell?

Bahamas95:
"This dirty styles were not in existence before now and was not practised by our forefathers;"



How did you know it wasn't in existence during their time? You dey there when dem dey knack? I dislike religious people.


Allow me enjoy my "dirty styles" in peace.

I wonder the type of mindset of whoever posted this mind boggling stupid thrash,what again concern the church with how I nack my wife?will I seek the bishops permission before I suck my wife kpekus?or go for confession after nacking her doggy style,this is the most misogynistic,toxic and suppressive post I have seen so far this year

Prometheus666:
Men are designed heavy lifters. We are warriors, masons and mountain climbers. We are the real structures of the Universe. If a girl's father had failed in roofing their home. He is a man like us, so we should, if we can afford to, not just roof the house, but to build a new one.

I find it offensive that the OP is a man. Are men supposed to be competing with women now?

We are built to alleviate poverty. Women are designed to nourish us sexually and nutritionally. And with women, we procreate.

I will always help the poor.

I support you 100%,so you are telling me my poor sidechick that I am helping in school is a bad idea?NO,it is not

imagrg:
Then..
We are all SIMPs

haahaaaa,I guess you maybe correct on that,I once told a girl I love her pass my mother,my mother that died 10 yrs ago,guess you can say anything to get the pussy,it is when you don't get a whiff of the pussy then you are a simp

Wordsfrombimpe:
Kindly note every man to his own spec

You are beautiful just the way you are

Whether you slim or fat ( Dark Or Fair)

May your spec attract you and may you have successful relationship and marriage �

even if you look like monkey and have pointed breasts I will suck it

kollinzgee:
I am 30 now,i notice i am more attractive to women now than when i was 19-24,i currently have a 17 year old girl who seriously want a relationship with me,though i made the move at first but i later backed out when i discovered her age i cant date a lady below 19 years of age.

older men are more matured,reserved,experienced in relationship issues and mostly have good finance to support a woman which to me is the critical factor

captainzee4life:
A healthy addiction but please consider your eardrum.

I don't see anything healthy in bombarding the brain with music 90% of the time,when will the brain adjust to process what is around and bring out good innovative ideas,the brain will only adapt to music and after removing the earpiece the poor fellow will continue to hear music in his subconscious that will interfer with the proper function of a sharp mind,that may even be the reason he can stay months incommunicado,the music is slowly transforming the brain,but happily reality has a way of shocking men in Nigeria that in some years to come he may forget about earpiece and music

Fireandforget:
.. Good day all. Pls I need advice from the elderly one's here .

I'm 23 years of age
I stay with my parents for now ( planning on getting my own apartment soon)
I'm a student of NOUN
I operate heavy equipment as my side hustle ( forklift)
I'm am responsible and a goal oriented person
I don't smoke but I drink occasionally..

My problem is carrying olosho... ( Sex worker)

It all started when I turned 18.. when my friend favor. Carried me to a sex brothel on December 31st./ New year Eve Night...

Since then.. I have been some how addicted to it .

I can't keep a girlfriend, not that I'm not able to get them is just that. I can't bond with them.

I just prefer fire and forget.

I get irritated easily when seeing the same female Time after Time..

I like exploring different varieties

Here's the issues.. how do I stop.. before It's affect me beyond repair or damage my future...

Pls.. I need mature advice.. cause I'm a reserved person... There is no one close by that I will explain to that will believe me..

Cause I'm most time mistaken as a pastor. Cause of my reserved and gentle nature..
.
But deep down in me I know i m the exact opposite.

Pls I need realistic advice from my elders who have been through this path in life .

Thanks

why spending money and risking your health when you have an alternative in masturbation,it will help reduce the frequent visits

Bluezy13:
Hmmm...
If true...

The man's own could be worse.

the buhari effect has finished people in this country,she looks as if fried in hot oil and roasted with truck Tyre like cow canda,God help us in this country

udofia234:
Good evening guys!!!


Some guys are just so evil, in fact I've called him and told him how disappointed I am. This guy na my neighborhood nigga, there's this girls that came to an event place in my area for a party, I think they where this party ushers, the others left after two days of the event they came for, so this girl couldn't get anyone to give her cash for transport, she then met this guy in a bar behind were they were lodge( After the landlord sent her out)...


This useless guy offered to give her the 30k she needs to return to ekiti where she came on the condition that he will bleep her all tru the night , out of desperation she agreed, after everything this guys sent her out without paying her...


I could remember that same day the girl was there I came visiting him and I saw the girl in his sitting room, we just greeted casually.

Now after the guy sent her out, she might have seen me enter my house which is closer to that of the guy, she sat at the gate and my neighbours asked her who she was looking for and she described me , so they came and called me cos it was getting dark, so I went out and was shocked to saw her, out there she narrated everything to me, guys!!! I was mad, I never knew that was how irresponsible the guy was.

she has no where to sleep so I allowed her to sleep in my apartment. Guys she billing me to help her with the cash and that shes ready to do anything I want(If u see this lady on question, she's talk chubby with big front side and back side).


I told her I can't give her that cash(I have the cash but I no want be her maga), I'm sited outside now, I just went in a few minutes ago guys! what I saw was very tempting that I just had excuse myself from the house, immediately I told her to sleep in the room while I sleep in the sitting room to avoid any form of temptation.

I can give her even 40k but I want something else I can ask her to do in return without having sex with her!!! i just feel irritated knowing say that my guy for area son Bleep her tire all tru the night. As I'm typing now she's inside the house waiting for me to come in.

Guys I want her to think differently about me, I don't want her to say all guys are the same. I need your advice!!!!

don't lower your principles by mingling with such gold diggers,do you know what she can do to you at night?dash her some money and cut her loose,why risking your safety and sanity for a smelly pussy

Ammmy:
It's not easy being a single lady without a job now o. The economic situation of this country is now that bad.

When a man meets a woman in Nigeria now, he starts asking her where she works, what she does for a living, especially those hungry guys looking for a woman to compliment their finances.

If u say u don't have a job, they stop talking to you, forgetting that someone who has no job may be financially okay.

When has it become a must for a woman to have something doing? Men are meant to take care of women and spend for them and not the other way round.

In those days, nobody cares if a woman earns money or not.

what a man can do a woman can equally do it,let us bill you people small is it too much to ask,my ex called me that i should refund the #200k she give me and I told her any money invested in lovey lovey is non refundable.

ccjoe:
You see yourself urinating in the dream and u wake up soaked in urine... you see yourself packing money in the dream and BOOM! you wake up no money..WHY?

you are a very deep sleeper if you can have the urge to urinate and can't wake up,even if it is pouring on your body you will continue to sleep

DoMeGood09:
I broke up with my girlfriend three months ago. The major reasons were

1. She’s lazy.
2. She doesn’t know her to cook.
3. She isn’t romantic.
4. She likes clubbing.
5. She’s moody.

Yesterday, her friend chatted me up online and asked me if I was still interested in the relationship. I replied no. Then, she asked if I liked her, I responded no. But we can be friends. Ever since then, she’s been calling me. Hope she’s not trying to fall in love?

date and nack her heaven will not fall,I once had a break with a friend and then switched over to her junior sister which had her green lights shining brightly for the masses to see,heaven did not fall,the two girls later married thankfully and their mother has started her own green lights episode,

ValCon888:
I want to see the bio hacking that will save him from a speeding bullet.

Mumu man. Instead of living life to the fullest, you're living it in fear of death.

king Leonidas said to their deformed hunchback betrayer ephliaties,may you live forever!this is the worst curse to ever befall a man,I guess this narcissist has never watched 1000 ways to die

Aufbauh:
Obi needs a psychiatrist asap
This compulsive & unwarranted lie at every turn of event can't be ordinary.

he said isreal a country of less than 10 million people did #59 billion export last year but the true figure is close to #150 billion dollars and Nigeria is doing #30 billion with all our oil and 200 million of us and you still call PO a liar,after reading such thing like this you are supposed to be throughly ashamed of our country and for us to cover our faces in shame because we are not productive at all

Creamypie:
See as e rezemblr buhari

I am baffled how a 45 yr old man will look like that,buhari has really finished us in Nigeria

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Thiefnibu will go there and say " A townhall different from blue la bu, bablu, bahubali

very hilarious,I remembered the wildly fantastic Indian movie bahumbali

Adexgentle005:
I will marry a virgin.

infact this comment was so hilarious that it made my day

Berrityga:
There are many offline places where you can get cheaper ladies even good looking. Lol.. But Truth be told guys pay even more. I've paid a lady 50k day break. It was worth it tho.

we are really blessed in imo state,we have abundance of very beautiful ,wanton and loose women that for a man to pay #50k for a girl here means either he does not move around or he is an outsider,you cannot move one kilometer without seeing a pretty girl that is willing to give you her contact and ready to visit and nack you,we don't place such value on pussy here in imo state,why will I even bother nacking registered prostitutes for such amount when I have access to sweet teenagers with full option body and manners

Wordsfrombimpe:
You na too like sex oh

So you guys are telling me no relationship can survive without sex

Hmmn

without sex to consummate a marriage it is technically not valid ,also without sex to consummate a relationship it is also technically not a relationship,it maybe called friendzoning,prayer meeting,house fellowship group,Facebook friends,penpal or simply negihbours,only nacking strongly bonds a man and woman together,and the pussy is the inner defence of a woman that must be breeched to get to her heart.

Gamblingaddict:
I am jobless.

Really tired of life right now.

Ever since I started gambling, last year. My life has been miserable.

I have sunk my life in the pit of gambling.

it is you and only you can take that radical decision to save your life and sanity,your destiny is in your own hands

nokia1000:
I am fully regretting marrying my wife. She is always right and doesn't take corrections.
She doesn't have sex drive. Prefer sleeping alone that she doesn't want someone body to touch her.
She is not serious in anything that can generate money.
I have made a lifetime mistake. Sometimes I feel like committing suicide to get free from regretting. I am seeing myself going down slowly.

I can't be unhappy for the rest of my life because of a woman,I will divorce her,if that is not possible,I will leave her and relocate to another state or country,even living in equatorial guniea is better than living with a toxic woman

Cantonese:
But he did not say anything about Tinubu’s family or age. He appealed on Tinubu’s health, confirming indirectly that the man has health challenges. His health is not in contention anymore, as it is not hidden. Hopefully he can manage into ripe old age.

By the way, is this man a member of Tinubu’s family? There was no evidence of blood ties with BAT from the man.

The bone of contention is his family background. Where is he from? What is his father’s name? Who is his mother? Which schools did he attend? Where are his classmates? That’s all we have been asking.

issues about BAT age is no contest,his daughter is 61 yrs and he claims to be 70yrs,the earliest age a man marries is 23-25 yrs plus that by 61 then you have his average age.