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EventsRe: My Twins Are Plus1 Today I'm Happy Single Father (pictures) by okpanachil: 2:52pm On Apr 25, 2021
They will bring you uncommon blessings, joy and peace in Jesus name, Heaven and earth shall rejoice over them. Congratukatiins and happy birthday to Ejima.
CrimeRe: My 18 Hours Encounter With Fulani Kidnappers On My Way To Warri Friday 19th 2021 by okpanachil: 6:50pm On Apr 06, 2021
What a harrowing experience,I bless God on your behalf. To HIM alone be all the praise Amen
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Disagrees With Sheikh Gumi Over Amnesty For Bandits/Terrorists by okpanachil: 8:35am On Feb 20, 2021
IME1:
Granting killers and murderers amnesty is like asking a serial criminal for his allocutus!
What difference should it make?
Before you sentence someone you ask him what he has to say?
Of course he will say every sweet lie for you to have mercy on him.
But thereafter...


The truth is that the Niger Delta militants didn't rape,
kill or destroy outside of their lands.
I can't recall hearing they raped kidnapped victims
or went into other's lands and businesses looting.

They were given amnesty cause they had lost their livelihoods
to foreign oil companies who polluted their waters and pushed
them off arable lands, contaminated their air and prevented farming even on land.

They became jobless, hapless and conquered
by foreigners with the full chest support from the Nigerian government.

Now on the slip side, our Hausa Fulanis right from the get go and more outwardly in 2009 started Boko Haram which diversified to ISWAP, bandits, herdsmen, rustlers and what have you.
Up till today we don't know their pain or agitation.

But let's try-

Boko Haram - western education is bad as it teaches underage marriage, free acquisition and use of guns, drug abuse and use of tramadol, beastiality and video tech to send messages and footages of abducted victims.
In fact we should go back to stones and sticks.

Seriously? Is western education that is our problem, and we are fighting to attend mission schools in religious regalia? To learn what? What do they teach in conventional schools? Definitely not catechism or islamia. So what the fuss? You don't want to learn physics, literature and maths? Did western education teach me terrorism

ISWAP - they want a political region where Islam is the basis like the Arab world and circle with Kuwait, Iraq, Saudi, UAE, Qatar and the others Yemen and all. So they intend to displace Chad, Niger, Nigeria, Cameroon and CAR and others?

Seriously? Isn't that modern day colonisation? Is conquest still allowed? Can a sovereign nation just override another nation without qualms? See how China is battling Taiwan and Hong Kong. Or Russia battling Ukraine. Or Spain battling Catalonia. Modern day occupation! And we should just siddon look? That na dog name na

Bandits, Herdsmen, Rustlers - these ones justify their acts by quoting ancient degrees that Gowon and Co gave allowing them to graze from Futa jalon to the Atlantic undisturbed. Even if they have to pass the express roads and train tracks. They have right over anything their cows like to eat even if it's inside your pot on a stove in your interior village. If you stand against them, you dishonour the agreement they made with imposed leaders of old which you were not part of or privy to.
They say they have a right to kill, rape and destroy because - their cows were stolen, military are killing and resisting them, indigenes are not letting them graze, governors are making laws against them and not fulfilling their monetary promises, Buhari and other northern governors are not living up to their pre-election promises to them.

Seriously? Your cows are stolen by rustlers or military and you unleash your anger on all and sundry. You want to graze down south in harmattan and you destroy another's farm and livelihood? You mess up tarred streets with dung and say you are helping to fertilise the south? Our goats, poultry, manure, fertilisers are of no consequence then!
They had a pre-election agreement to soak dogs and baboons in blood, and the promiser didnt pay them as promised with lots of money and cows but instead left them with the guns, transistors and drugs and focused on empowering his children, Aisha, northern elites and his native country with railway and refineries to supply refined fuel to his conquered territory for now N180 and electricity tariff at N2000 for 54 units and N400 per 1 kg of gas (which is flaring and wasting but polluting the atmosphere in Port Harcourt and Warri causing soot)!

So is this how amnesty works?

Will you grant amnesty to Internet fraudsters or rapists or convicted politicians or protesters or jail-breakers or ...

If you were born at the time of Buhari's first time as head of state and you still used your full chest, intellectual cap and hand to cast vote to support him, data to campaign for him and online and offline platforms to malign others who didn't support him based purely on his past antecedents and bleak likelihood of future performance, you must humble yourself, admit your error and double your effort to stand against evil as Saul turned Paul went from undiluted evil fanatic to a pure zealous truthful missionary, Paul doubled his zeal for the right cause when he converted.

If we supported an Umaru from Katsina a Fulani, and a Mooshud from Ogun a Muslim (with a fellow Muslim vice)
Then don't zombie'arize by calling us bigots and tribalists when we stand 100% against a Muhammadu oko Aisha kevbe Nna Yusuf, if truly he's the one!
It's nothing personal. We don't hate. We are not biased. We will stand against even blood relatives and tribesmen and fellow faith men who do the same thing, worse or less.

Why can't we call a shovel a shovel?

The government led by Buhari and his 36 governors and FCT Minister have failed totally in security matters and multiple other areas - jobs, health, integrity, federal character, openness, corruption fight and price regulations (of food, electricity, pure water, school fees, fuel, diesel, kerosene, rent, transport, flight fares, all, even to get transcript!)

Please soro soke, me I have and I will
This is brilliant
TravelRe: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 10 by okpanachil: 11:50am On Feb 07, 2021
bishopbusayo1:
I actually did 2 weeks ago o got a mail that my profile is not eligible I submitted a new profile late yesterday night but after submitting the profile I got the same mail that my profile is not eligible and I successfully completed the eligibility questionnaire, I was confirmed eligible before It availed me to move forward and submit the profile. Please what could I have done wrong?
Have you been able to resolve this,I have a similar challenge.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Intrigues Over Fresh Bid To Replace APC, PDP by okpanachil: 7:53pm On Jan 09, 2021
SilverNorrGold:
I will INGEST Ratak and Sniper on live TV if any party dislodges the All Progressives Congress come 2023...

The APC will rule Nigeria for 100 years. This is to prepare Nigerians for the second coming of Christ. Once Christ returns and joins the APC, he'll make Nigeria the capital of the world, from where He'll rule over humanity for a thousand years... That's exactly what will happen..

So if those clowns think they can dislodge the APC, then they've got another think coming...

Cos Nigeria is God's own nation!
The chosen generation, we Nigerians!

We are blessed!
How can one man write so much balderdash?
TravelRe: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 10 by okpanachil: 4:40pm On Jan 07, 2021
Ikepooni:
I did mine for 10k . If this price is ok, i can share the person’s contact with you
Please can I have the contact,price is okay by me
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Allow Their Friends To Have Sex In Their Rooms? by okpanachil: 6:10am On Dec 12, 2020
Uzomacharles:
how is it your concern?
Are you from Abia state,did you school at sacred heart secondary school in isialangwa?......something about your name.
PoliticsRe: Helen Grant: Despite Recession, Nigeria Is The Fastest Growing Economy In Africa by okpanachil: 4:23am On Nov 22, 2020
Rugaria:
The British influence in Nigerias politics needs to be curtailed! They have taken enough! They are imposing leaders and setting up agendas that are impoverishing the Nigerian people! This is Nigeria, the biggest concentration of black people anywhere in the world. Britain should respect that heritage and give us some space. Their imperialistic actions are mainly the reason why Nigeria is bedeviled with bad leadership while loosing billions to multinational oil companies. This kind of warped analysis are done to provide cover for inept pro British politicians in Abuja. We are not their political guinea pigs! They should stop experimenting with our lives. Britain should stop imposing dead woods on us as presidents..
I couldn't have said it better.
PoliticsRe: #endsars: UK Parliament Debates Sanctions Against Nigerian Govt Officials Nov 23 by okpanachil: 4:59am On Nov 20, 2020
AdaugoChisom:
UK is weak jor
UK is not weak,but they will do anything to maintain the status quo because this way their bread is buttered.Nigeria is their cashcow na
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Lawani's Fashion Student, Kemi, Dies (Photos) by okpanachil: 12:32pm On Nov 18, 2020
Kestolove:
Say no to Igbo presidency, say yes to hausa, igala, yoruba, ijaw, nupe, jukun presidency. We don't want to sale nigeria now pls
This��...even on a thread someone is mourned. Where is the humanity in you?its becoming an obsession.
Damn.....
PoliticsRe: CNN Confirms That #EndSARS Lekki Massacre Happened by okpanachil: 11:39am On Nov 18, 2020
HandmadeD:
Why can't the government just apologies for their actions, so we can move on?
Apologize and move on?How does just an apology fix this carnage, you think an apology would fix this mess?
This is not accidental discharge o,its premeditated murder and you think apology will fix it.
Well knowing this Government,they will do anything but apologize so i am sure they will continue in their foolhardiness and tomfoolery.

I am glad the truth is coming out
Christianity EtcRe: What's Your Favorite Hymn? by okpanachil: 1:11pm On Nov 08, 2020
bobbina:
1 Sweet hour of prayer! sweet hour of prayer!
that calls me from a world of care,
and bids me at my Father's throne
make all my wants and wishes known.
In seasons of distress and grief,
my soul has often found relief,
and oft escaped the tempter's snare
by thy return, sweet hour of prayer!
This Hymn and some others kept me sane when my mum passed on.It was a difficult moment but God came through....Mama I miss you every day.Rest in peace.
Christianity EtcRe: What's Your Favorite Hymn? by okpanachil: 12:49pm On Nov 08, 2020
ElValiente:
Hold the fort. For I'm coming, Jesus signal still. Omo that hymn will shake the sleep off you in the Church.
Especiallly the verse I think its verse 2

See the mighty host advancing,Satan leading on mighty men around us falling,courage almost gone.....I get the shivers man....
Christianity EtcRe: What's Your Favorite Hymn? by okpanachil: 12:44pm On Nov 08, 2020
Owoblow900:
Lauda Sion Salvatore
Who taught you this song?Are you one of the many that was called but not chosen?
Christianity EtcRe: What's Your Favorite Hymn? by okpanachil: 12:41pm On Nov 08, 2020
ignis:
There was a green hill far away, without a city wall...
Are you in the choir?Not everyone will know this kinda song.Great choice
PoliticsRe: Proposed Endsars Protest: Lagos Police Withdraw Men From Individuals. by okpanachil:
punisha:
....

If they like withdraw their 1064 policemen...it still doesn't help them. U will need about 5million policemen to match the people now, which the NPF can't even brag of as a whole.
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You think they are not aware of the above,why do you think they suddenly want to empower FRSC to carry arms?
Pray tell,what risk do FRSC staff face on the highway that requires bearing arms.
People like BUhari should never have been given a shot at power in the first place,thats why I keep blaming those who were deceived with that demonic slogan change in 2015.
You don't like Jonathan no problem,rally round another candidate,why Buhari for heavens sake.
PoliticsRe: FG Develops Rapid Response Register For Poor Nigerians by okpanachil: 1:05pm On Sep 26, 2020
SmartProf:
Lol...this is September register. Maybe every month get their own register. U fit dey poor last month, but come switch from poverty this month
This man, I have been laughing for the past few minutes since I saw this your post.

Nairalanders you guys are mouthy sha
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by okpanachil: 6:53pm On Aug 27, 2020
GreenArrow1:
Yeah, the death of any cultist shouldnt suprise anyone. My good friend Chief would say, "If Femo Atilla (XYZ on board Avicola MP 2006 Century BC) could ovb by ordinary Malaria after being in possession of the famed claw of Bakana d' Buscha while Skull Executioner, then the more rugged a cultist, the more prone he is to death. It is for this reason he wasn't surprised of hearing about Sparrow's death. It's simple logic because despite the fact that Osera osera, a rugged baga is a lover of the gods and the gods will always love a rugged soul. Which is why the death of a bagga who abides by his 2*6 without applying 99.1 is almost inevitable. It shouldn't be shocking."
Cultism breeds death constantly. The only way to escape that death for sure is to stay away from it totally."
So Femi is late?The days of Hall A1........ I hope he changed his ways before he passed on.May God show him mercy.
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by okpanachil: 12:30pm On Aug 22, 2020
TROLL11:
bro no need for side talks, the guy gave valid reasons. if you have valid reasons that are not assumptions, let me know. and yes where i come from , u can never win any election if u are not a member of nas. considerin the fact that i have never heard them cause nuisance like other cults, i am joining. i might only change my mind f someone here comes up wth clear instances of where nas have gotten into a useless fight like ban, aye, vikings etc. thanks
And what happens when your competitor is also a member of NAS?
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by okpanachil: 12:29pm On Aug 22, 2020
Casan0va:
At the stroke of 12 noon, came a supersonic boom
One week, one idiot, was the theme
This week was different, this propagandist had a dream
To brainwash as many gullible as he could
Feed them lies and half-truths like you give a child food
Alas! Someone believes he will join a cult group to become elected
At the end of the day, he'll be rejected, dejected
"Brothers! Brothers!! Una no go help me?"
"Your mama no dey here, your papa no dey here", they chorused
"All man for himself", and they disembarked
Man was so confused, betrayed, and he was a man that was so focused
Oh, the evils of cultism. . . . embarassed
You put this together in what 17 mins?Good stuff and the message is clear,very apt.
TravelRe: Writing CIMA For Express Entry?? Lets Meet Here! by okpanachil: 5:34am On Aug 22, 2020
bozz007:
Please follow links below to download the materials and videos:

All study texts (Kaplan, Astranti and opentuition): drive. Google .com /drive/ folders/ 1Y7DXywxS_TURIGBNmr45C0yUz7Z-9C5m

Astranti BA1 videos: drive. google .com /drive /folders/ 1OP5ftnVlxR97NSr-sYY4uXcx3t9YLNE9

Astranti BA2 videos: drive. google. com/ open?id= 1F5fkqg6HMNiJJJMhZn50QTrk7qKvUKmb

Astranti BA3 videos: drive. google. com/ open?id= 1AmmuT51yUzYPbXkKhiBKR_PKyxahZJEy

Opentuition BA4 videos: drive. Google .com/ drive/ folders/ 1grdviQ5cWjqbG-mA6PlWystYgQFqtb48


Remove the spaces
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TravelRe: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 9 by okpanachil: 4:15am On Aug 22, 2020
Nacho4:
Advice
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Recommendation
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I have the cambridge volumes 1-15, Jay's and Liz's videos, Liz's sample essays for all the types of writing task 2 essays, Barron's material, a couple of writing band 9 essays materials and one or two other material on this drive link. You might find them useful
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1U90rWyxi7EymQDyHyMBnh-IGbuYZ22N-?usp=sharing

no rush write the exam. Over preparation never hurt anyone. Pray too. There is an undeniable element of luck too. Pray again
I need to quote this
SportsRe: Zidane Named World’s Best Manager Ahead Of Klopp, Guardiola by okpanachil: 9:40am On Aug 05, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Zinedine Zidane

Can't forget that matarazzi head butt in 2006 world cup final


Zindane: I will give you my shirt later

Matarazzi: I would rather have your sister than your shirt

Zindane is like what?.....oya take am....

I don't know why We Boys are always annoyed when you say shit about our mother and sisters but we don't get annoyed if same shit is said about our fathers and brothers
Reason is simple,they are our pride,we will bleed to protect them.it does not mean we love our fathers and brothers any less though.
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by okpanachil: 9:34am On Aug 05, 2020
saynotocultism:
THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF TH SHADOW OF DEATH, I FEAR NO EVIL.

The guys you sent yesterday are already in custody. They will be charged for attempted murder and illegal possession of firearms.

IN 7 WAYS YOU SHALL GATHER, IN 1 MILLION WAYS, YOU SHALL FLEE. DESIST NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE.
I love the new person you have become. May God keep you and yours Amen.
PoliticsRe: Nairaland Funny Comments Of A Post About GEJ In Last Days Of Office.(photos) by okpanachil: 10:24am On Jul 26, 2020
Where are all of them today?
Well some were meek enough to eat the humble pie and accept that their assessment and judgment of the messiah/new sheriff was wrong.
Others are still living in denial and some others will never admit they were wrong (even to themselves) because they don't want their egos rubbished.
But the worst are those who knew the truth and willingly led others astray just because of what they stood to gain. These ones my friends, are completely lost and we have quite a nunber of them here on naira land.
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by okpanachil: 8:56am On Jul 08, 2020
GreenArrow1:
See them. After sitting down and drinking plenty beer in this joint I'm seated singing songs and hailing themselves, they can't pay the bill and are arguing with the bar man. They've now left one of their men behind and climbed their bikes to go. That one now has to trek home in an opponent infested area.
Bunch of broke asses.
Then one monkey is here trying to form hypeman and differentiate cult groups. All are useless abeg.
Jonsing men wey go come site tomorrow come dey beg ju to lay 50 blocks make e fit see food chop.
Guy your mouth bad gaaannnnnn.
LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by okpanachil: 3:58pm On Jul 05, 2020
Centino:
Typical. Speaking for your God.

Ogbeni go and find out who Jesus really is. Because if you had the faintest idea you wouldn't use those words.
My prayer for you is to know him even better than I do.
God bless you.
LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by okpanachil: 3:02pm On Jul 05, 2020
Centino:
Thanks for responding. I was hoping you would.

If I had known the man that started all this wasn't a fan I wouldn't have bothered to respond to you in the first place.

I am not here to "win souls". That is clear in my reluctance to prescribe religions or literature to all those who have asked. I am here to make you think. And If your thinking faculties have been poked and you feel the need to investigate further, the sheer will to know will provide a compass for you as it is a promise that if you seek, you will find.

It is disgraceful to see educated people with functioning intuition lap up everything they are told or read in the form of organized religion without bothering to ask the questions burning in their souls. It is even more stupid to say "the ways of the Lord are inscrutable" as they do when they can't face the truth. It is spiritual indolence!

But let me ask, why do you religious people have this morbid persuasion to defend your God so much? Is He that weak?

The statement of the man that started this on New Age religion and sexual depictions shows a painful paucity of thought and laziness of the mind that made me to go and look him up here on Nairaland. I found that he had created 46 threads of which 17 are stories in this section. He has even spent 9 times more time on this site than I have. So why didn't he go and pick any one of those stories and defend his Bible there? Or better yet start another thread. I'm sure he will find people like you to come and follow him.

This is my thread and it is only for those who appreciate my work. If you don't like what I say, please leave. Go and wrote your own or go and read stories where you won't find church goers having sex. They are plenty in this section.

So sirs, please take your mediocre asses off my thread.
Centino, I see you don't get it. Nobody claims you are here to win souls,at the end of the day,its just fiction.
The problem as in this case is infant Christians who lap up everything thinking its the Gospel truth and there are quite a number of them on this thread.I dont think the man came at you or your writings but he was seeking to explain the view point of christianity on this matters.
My disappointment in you is your two liner up there which I quoted. That is denigrating and disrespectful. I agree it is your thread but if you ask me the more reason you should show respect to other contributors. I see you made a lot of effort avoiding this kind of exchanges since the history of this thread and I applaud you on that but It doesn't change the fact that you were disrespectful this time.
And what is with the line asking whether my God was too weak to defend himself?Son, retrace your steps,Jesus is calling you today.
LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by okpanachil: 2:24pm On Jul 05, 2020
Centino:
Who be dis one?

Mtcheeew.
I used to think you were level headed and a great guy,but this attitude you just displayed.......

It is okay to disagree over something but this, and on your own thread.....you are a great writer though,I appreciate your writing skills.
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LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by okpanachil: 1:41pm On Jul 05, 2020
Ohibenemma:
The idea of reincarnation has been played with from time immemorial, not just by the Jews, but by the Persians, Babylonians, Chinese and even in our beloved Africa. So it isn't surprising that the disciples were quick to restate that general opinion that Jesus was a reincarnation of one of those great prophets of old because of the works they saw him do.

My grandmother loved to smile a lot, she had a tooth gap and was a master at preparing the egusi soup; now my daughter exhibits same traits and the automatic assumption becomes that she is a reincarnation of my granny. That becomes widely accepted and reinforced especially by all who had an encounter with my grandmother. Then my sister delivers a baby with very similar traits and everyone is confused about who is the real reincarnation. Did she share herself between them? Sometimes, it is about birthmarks.

We have seen this pattern even with the Obas of Benin Kingdom, where a new king, at coronation, assumes an official name which could be the name of a past great king, then parralels are drawn between him and that past king and everyone assumes he is a reincarnation.

Did Jesus mean that John the Baptist was a reincarnation of Elijah? It was never stated. So why are reincarnation apologists insisting that that was what he meant? But he implied that John had come in the forceful mode of Elijah, if we take a cursory look at his ministerial mode.

Did Elijah ever undergo a prison term? Did John ever call down fire from heaven? Was Elijah's head ever served on a platter? Could he even be arrestedhuh

What the New Age seeks to achieve is to present (heretic info: Christian speaking), and distort Scriptural positions, while hiding under the garb of select pickings from the Bible. Sister Esther
is a good example of this. She can engage in wanton sexual immorality, yet simultaneously exude great spiritual power.
Is that what the Bible teaches? Is that the general experience we have seen around?

I maintain that 225, Katakata Street has been a greatly entertaining piece of literature for years now, but should it become a life manual like some are turning it intohuh
May God bless you and yours for this wonderful writeup.May HE bless you again and again and again.,...,.Amen
PoliticsRe: Allow Buhari, Governors For Third Term - Oko Enya Tells NASS, Attorney-General by okpanachil: 1:30pm On Jun 15, 2020
SarkinYarki:
He is making sense ...There is no way 16 years of PDP rot can be handled in just two term , I suggest we make it 16 terms for Buhari so he can solve the 16 years of PDP rot thoroughly
Suffer no dey tire you
TravelRe: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 9 by okpanachil: 2:52pm On May 28, 2020
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