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Aareakinwunmi:
Eventually she would be available one day

AcuraZDX:
Oya oo. Una goat don congratulate our GOAT.

Pendu, sorry Ronaldo fans, it's not too late to do yours oo.

Congrats to the King of Football!!

https://www.instagram.com/p/CmUi3RMOqVa/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

lamalang:
I know say this Buhari de beg for it

tommykiwi:
947 stadium in Qatar has been dismantled.
The stadium Ghana started their opening match in the 2022 worldcup.

Kudos to Qatar....

Source: Facebook

ravensckar:
One babe who then was schooling in Ibadan invited me for a sleep-over. Before leaving school, I had taken one useless Agbo that my roommate always boast of (My first mistake). After every every (the gisting & eating), we started the kerewa. The son of Man refused to cum. We changed style, do every every, I no still cum. My head was seriously aching and my body shaking like an epileptic patient whilst my JT was still standing gidigba like a rock. Babe started crying in pain, but I was too preoccupied to notice. Las las, she passed out. I poured her water, screamed her name, tapped and hit her arm but she was still laying lifeless. Immediately, my hard JT just fell flat. That was when I knew trouble has finally located me. After pouring water and fanning her, she refused to wake up. Na so I cried for help. Her friends and neighbours sha revived her after several attempts. The embarrassing part was that I jumped out naked. After every every, the shame wey catch me no be here. Since then, anything sleep over, whether home or away, I no do.

PS- my advice to guys; please stay away from all those performance enhancing stuff. It always end in premium tears.

okparanicomezz:
Cool

Timinho23:
WHAT IF NIGERAN POLITICAL HEAVYWEIGHTS WERE TOP FOOTBALL COACHES?
Ogun Oluwarotimi Jesse
Politics and Coaching seems more alike than we give credit to them. It involves brain racking strategic manoeuvring and like Coaches have backroom staffs to plot strategy, Politicians themselves aren't lacking with their sometimes insane retinue of Special advisers.
Quickly, we take a brief survey of similarities between Top Nigerian politicians and Top football coaches.

Atiku Abubakar
Rich, Disloyal, Ambitious, and Controversial. The Waziri ticks so many boxes that it took a whole lot of time finding someone just with a coaching profile like him. Jose Mourinho is wealthy, Ambitious, and Controversial but it's difficult to assume if such an adjective as "disloyal" should stick with him. Stints at Barcelona, Porto, Chelsea, Inter, Madrid, Chelsea again, Man utd doesn't show loyalty so JOSE MOURINHO it is.
Bola Tinubu
The jagaban of Nigerian politics. Loyalty defines him through and through. He has always been a progressive and might definitely die as one. He is a DIEGO SIMEONE class of coach, extremely loyal and successful too in every sense. He might had been a Pep because he is a tactical genius but the Spaniard has warmed too many benches.
Muhammad Buhari
This might sound disrespectful but Nigeria's CEO is much similar to CLAUDIO RANIERI than any other coach. His CV is not outstanding but modest. He managed to clinch a bit of success in winning the Presidency after placing second on three occassions just like the Italian.
Bukola Saraki
Some call him "scheming devil". To others, "self centred" yet we know Bukola is good. Calling him Pep would never sit well with so many people. But what do you call someone who has beaten the best? JURGEN KLOPP. Ask Pep himself and Mourinho
Babatunde Raji Fashola
Easily the most fortunate Nigerian politician ever. The story has been told over and over again of how the Diego Simeone of our list brought him out of oblivion to becoming Chief of staff. His journey has led him to being one of the greatest governors this country will ever see. Now, he is a Super minister. What better fit than the maestro himself, ZINEDINE ZIDANE who many claim is the luckiest coach ever.
Rochas Okorocha
It's hard to pinpoint this man into a Coaching name. He has tasted so many failures and little successes. Many people say he is about to achieve his greatest and most disastrous failure ever in the 2019 general election. He also has a tendency of bringing in his family member to critical posts and making governance seem a family affair at all costs. RONALD KOEMAN it is.
Rotimi Amaechi
This is one hugely underrated politician who knows how to win battles. He is crazy but so good at what he does best. Despite the hues and cries, he is a Buhari favorite to the marrow. Cheers to the most underrated coach we have: Juve's MAXIMILLIANO ALLEGRI
Olusegun Obasnjo
We carefully avoided involving retired coaches in our list but its hard to overlook the Ebora of Owu. It's fair to say the PDP demise came when he tore his membership card and emboldened the five governors who left the PDP in the crazy run up to the 2015 election. Is it hard to think of a manager who left a club which is presently sinking? Sir ALEX FERGUSON
Jimi Agbaje
They say his good. "Everyone loves Jimi" his supporters always chorus. Yet the Pharmacist turned Politician has never won anything. The brilliant MAURICIO POCCHETINO comes to mind.


https://medium.com/@iyanutimi23@gmail.com/what-if-nigerian-political-heavyweights-were-top-football-coaches-ogun-oluwarotimi-jesse-93c8578bb24b

Timinho23:
WHAT IF NIGERAN POLITICAL HEAVYWEIGHTS WERE TOP FOOTBALL COACHES?
Ogun Oluwarotimi Jesse
Politics and Coaching seems more alike than we give credit to them. It involves brain racking strategic manoeuvring and like Coaches have backroom staffs to plot strategy, Politicians themselves aren't lacking with their sometimes insane retinue of Special advisers.
Quickly, we take a brief survey of similarities between Top Nigerian politicians and Top football coaches.

Atiku Abubakar
Rich, Disloyal, Ambitious, and Controversial. The Waziri ticks so many boxes that it took a whole lot of time finding someone just with a coaching profile like him. Jose Mourinho is wealthy, Ambitious, and Controversial but it's difficult to assume if such an adjective as "disloyal" should stick with him. Stints at Barcelona, Porto, Chelsea, Inter, Madrid, Chelsea again, Man utd doesn't show loyalty so JOSE MOURINHO it is.
Bola Tinubu
The jagaban of Nigerian politics. Loyalty defines him through and through. He has always been a progressive and might definitely die as one. He is a DIEGO SIMEONE class of coach, extremely loyal and successful too in every sense. He might had been a Pep because he is a tactical genius but the Spaniard has warmed too many benches.
Muhammad Buhari
This might sound disrespectful but Nigeria's CEO is much similar to CLAUDIO RANIERI than any other coach. His CV is not outstanding but modest. He managed to clinch a bit of success in winning the Presidency after placing second on three occassions just like the Italian.
Bukola Saraki
Some call him "scheming devil". To others, "self centred" yet we know Bukola is good. Calling him Pep would never sit well with so many people. But what do you call someone who has beaten the best? JURGEN KLOPP. Ask Pep himself and Mourinho
Babatunde Raji Fashola
Easily the most fortunate Nigerian politician ever. The story has been told over and over again of how the Diego Simeone of our list brought him out of oblivion to becoming Chief of staff. His journey has led him to being one of the greatest governors this country will ever see. Now, he is a Super minister. What better fit than the maestro himself, ZINEDINE ZIDANE who many claim is the luckiest coach ever.
Rochas Okorocha
It's hard to pinpoint this man into a Coaching name. He has tasted so many failures and little successes. Many people say he is about to achieve his greatest and most disastrous failure ever in the 2019 general election. He also has a tendency of bringing in his family member to critical posts and making governance seem a family affair at all costs. RONALD KOEMAN it is.
Rotimi Amaechi
This is one hugely underrated politician who knows how to win battles. He is crazy but so good at what he does best. Despite the hues and cries, he is a Buhari favorite to the marrow. Cheers to the most underrated coach we have: Juve's MAXIMILLIANO ALLEGRI
Olusegun Obasnjo
We carefully avoided involving retired coaches in our list but its hard to overlook the Ebora of Owu. It's fair to say the PDP demise came when he tore his membership card and emboldened the five governors who left the PDP in the crazy run up to the 2015 election. Is it hard to think of a manager who left a club which is presently sinking? Sir ALEX FERGUSON
Jimi Agbaje
They say his good. "Everyone loves Jimi" his supporters always chorus. Yet the Pharmacist turned Politician has never won anything. The brilliant MAURICIO POCCHETINO comes to mind.


https://medium.com/@iyanutimi23@gmail.com/what-if-nigerian-political-heavyweights-were-top-football-coaches-ogun-oluwarotimi-jesse-93c8578bb24b

Shedrack777:
Please let's all join heads together and undergo a 3 days prayer and fasting for saphiere broken soul. Please join me as we partake and intercede for God to emotionally, physically, mentally and spiritually repair her. That lady had been broken by our fellow men. Please let's do this prayer and fasting for her. She needs help and support right now, not insults

Belteshazzar1:
Rich people wahala.......

Earlier Today Peter Obi Was At The Olubadan Of Ibadan Palace In Oyo State 10/12/22!

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Effizybozz:
I’m confused right now and need a solution!!

I’m actually working (45k month) and I’m also doing business but my business is booming sometimes I sell close to (150-200k a month) and the work is really giving me small stress sha! It a government work. I’m thinking of quitting and focusing on my business but I’m scared that if I quit I will loose to opportunity of doing government work or what if my business crash tomorrow.. I do sell stuff online and it kinda generating me good money… but I don’t know what to do.

Your opinions are needed here! If you were in my shoe what will u do?? No insult please

JasonScoolari:
This is what I really wished for.... Live up to 100yrs with my wife, die one hour apart in our sleep...
But hookup, urgent 2k and runs nor go let our current Nigerian girls achieve this feat

yungchap:
Hello NLanders,

Between S Series and A Series of Samsung mobile phone.

Which is better in terms of Camera and Durability??


Waiting for your earnest and factual answers.


Thank you.

Goodmarlian:
Last year frustsrate me no be small, I saw hell even though i had 150k earlier last year i still failed not until my elder sister gave me 20k and i had 35k i got a good idea one Night after long thinking, i used my remaing 15k to buy pos machine and used the other 20k for cash,i used my phone sim for the first day to suscribe on the machine.

i dont have a pos stand from the begining till date what i did was to go to a popular canteen in my school stand close to a womans shop i know so very well, then i ask everybody passing if they want to withdraw or send, I do this continiously from 7am to 7pm and guess what, I make up to 3k daily what i do is eat with 1500 and save the rest to boost my cash,those that were discouraging and laughing at me now envy me but God pass them.

rainlover:

I'm equally confused..

mediclife1987:
#600 dogfood.

Lagos!

Sirchiboy:
Just woke this morning

Akinsete19:
Gotv is a waste of money, they were showing fans zone instead of the matches.

Ammmy:
It's not easy being a single lady without a job now o. The economic situation of this country is now that bad.

When a man meets a woman in Nigeria now, he starts asking her where she works, what she does for a living, especially those hungry guys looking for a woman to compliment their finances.

If u say u don't have a job, they stop talking to you, forgetting that someone who has no job may be financially okay.

When has it become a must for a woman to have something doing? Men are meant to take care of women and spend for them and not the other way round.

In those days, nobody cares if a woman earns money or not.

scholes23:
Before the Qatar 2022 world cup, Super Sport introduced football commentary in local languages across African countries and this has given subscribers the opportunity to listen to commentary in their local language and as a matter of fact, most of them prefer listening to their mother tongue rather than English.
I hear and speak Yoruba, Hausa and Igbo but after taking time to listen to the three languages except pijin English, and without any bias, I prefer Igbo commentary cos it's interesting and he adds life and humour to the commentary and just like English broadcasters, he also talks about the players and how they performed in their various football clubs. This makes football interesting to watch

So guys, what's your pick?