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pyyxxaro:
Rub a mixture of Aboniki and Cameroon pepper on your toools


Use it to Barbecue her when she comes, thank me later

Jashub:
Just tell her you can't continue . And if she still persists, become harsh and aggressive (but don't beat her o). With time she'll get the message and leave you alone .

pinkPUSSY:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/04/breaking-ndlea-writes-apc-seeks-drugs-integrity-test-for-politicians-before-primaries/

IBenardoo:
Married Woman Takes Drunk Husband To The Mortuary To Stop Him From Drinking

A man has vowed never to drink again after his wife took him to a mortuary while he was drunk and had him sleep with the corpses.

According to @dunswortgabriel who shared the story on Twitter, his neighbor was a big drunk and after so many embarrassing experiences with him, his wife decided to teach him a lesson by taking him to the mortuary while he was unconscious.

He tweeted, “When a woman wants to teach you a lesson, even Satan sits down to take notes. My neighbour was a big drunk. Most times his wife would pick him up in bars and terraces. Her family and friends wanted her to leave him but she was hopeful that she would find a solution. She told me in confidence that at one point she was so tired that she said to herself that she must find a solution very quickly.

According to her, last Monday she went to pick him up again, but he was completely drunk as usual. Instead of taking him home, she headed to the Mortuary and negotiated with the mortuary attendants to have him sleep near the corpses, then she came back home Some hours later, the gentleman wakes up and starts screaming and begging the mortuary attendant that he is not dead.

The mortuary attendants just laughed hysterically and said: “All you corpses, you come to practice witchcraft here. Abeg, go lie down with your friends joor…” After several pleas, he was released and came home. My neighbour says that since that day, even Coca-cola or Pepsi sef, her husband doesn’t take anymore.”

https://twitter.com/DunswortGabriel/status/1502799068883558404?t=xcKdBjCl1a5l6KxBLuKvYA&s=19[/quote]Very funny

Kingsley1000:
I am igbo.
I think Buhari send python dance again to flush these criminals

Farfalla:
You actually believe the story?

KillIgbohoN0W:
Story.
The letter is just a delay tactic. He won't still pay thereafter.

Why will a debtor need a letter to repay a loan he took without letter if he really wanted to repay it?

KillIgbohoN0W:
I will spend double that amount to erase the motherfucker from this earth.

By the way, the debtor has to be Afonja. Na their way be dis

IamCeazer:
Leave d guy abeg. See ur balance still yu no wan allow d guy rest. If yu need ur money back, draft d letter

fergie001:
Ekwem calls himself Major 1.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et0NPMEqDjg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPuO6yIMlT8

wallrichy:
Thanks my brother, you know what? Russia story is like the story of my dog I loved so much. I bought this dog as a puppy and nursed this dog to full adult and my brother very strong and beautiful dog....like a werewolf.....doesn't go out and very massive....the barking alone scares people residing in the other surrounding streets. I bet some neighbors never saw this dog before but only hears the scary and terrifying barking. Something suddenly happened, the dog fell sick when I travelled and eventually died. This is the reason for this story, do you know that till today, people still believe that the dog is still in my house and that scares people away from my gate even close friends and distance family. The sense of this story is that Russia is Like my dog, beautiful and powerful, scary and terrifying but that attributes died with my dog as it died with old Russia (USSR). But the New Russia is still barking as if it's the old USSR which is a risk on its own. Russia might slide into the dungeon by this costly miscalculation.

Walkee:
so you don't know Russia funded Afganistan that beat USA?
During Vietnam war China was a meme. USSR armed and funded North Vietnam, of course China helped too mostly due to proximity UK also helped USA. We're talking about the major players.
In Ukraine, USA backed the government while Russia backed the rebels. Russia won.
In Syria, USA backed the rebels while Russia backed Assad, Russia won.
In Afghanistan USA backed the government while Russia backed Taliban, Russia won.

Adjovi:
The media is only showing one side of the story so we won't know for sure. Follow aljazira you'll get the undiluted news. Ukraine is winning on social media while Russia is actually advancing. Ukraine have started using civilians as shields a and firing missiles from residential areas forcing Russian trooper to shell those areas. Then Ukraine will come online and start shouting war crime.

wallrichy:
You asked questions and so quickly provided good answers to your questions. I like that. Very precise Rhetorical write up. However, it's not that the US is afraid of a war with Russia. Like you rightly said, US has been waiting for an opportunity to engage Russia and dissipate their military prowess for a long time but never knew the opportunity will come in this form and very highly unexpected. If a full blown war erupt right now against Russia and NATO US......we all know that Russia can't last for a year but that might make Russia to look for an easier way out which is by utilising their Nuclear weapons which might destroy a better part of the whole world and might even erase all the European countries including Russia itself from the face of the earth. That's the fear and the withdrawal syndrome drawing NATO, US and the European countries from getting directly involve and escalate this Putin selseless war beyond measure. It's not timidity on the side of the west but pure common sense and the facts that everybody will suffer including me and you from a shithole country of Africa. War doesn't know the colour of your skin just like suffering is not respecter of tribes.

surebona:
But she said the husband said she can get sexually satisfied and get pregnant outside since they can't really afford to pay the hospital

pansophist:
I like the Chinese method better. They won't take sides like the west does, or pressure others to do the same. They won't sell weapons to either parties to keep murdering each other, they won't twist the narrative and see conflicts as a playground to advance political aims. They won't start sanctioning, or cut off ties with the country they dislike.

Instead they call both countries to the round table, mediate between them and diplomatically reach an agreement for ceasefire. No country should be forced and punished if they didn't take sides. That should be the ideal. Nigeria has immediately took sides against Russia, a very bad move. We lack spine and just want to please the western master. This is what slaves do, not a truly independent country.