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Joe Rwamirama from Kampala, Uganda is cashing in on his unique and deadly farts that kill mosquitoes instantly.

Two big mosquito repellent companies are paying Joe millions to study his farts so they can convert them into a mosquito repellent product. Joe’s good fart can drop all flying insects not bigger than mosquitoes dead within a 6-meter radius.

Even as a small child growing up in a village in Uganda Joe’s farts were known and appreciated to a point where the local chief always took in young joe and live with him during malaria seasons. No one near joe had ever caught Malaria, Joe himself had no idea how a mosquito bite feels like.



“I eat ordinary food just like everyone else but no insect can lay a foot on me, not even a fly. I smell like a normal man and I bath daily and my farts are just like everyone else, they are only dangerous to small insects especially mosquitoes. Imagine buying a Raid can with my face on it”. Laughs Joe who just turned 48 last week.

Scientists believe what happened to Joe is probably just some type of evolution mutation combination to survive malaria.


https://talkofnaija.com/man-whose-farts-can-kill-mosquitoes-paid-millions-by-mosquito-repellent-company/

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Make I compare them



I swear Juliet Ibrahim beat Cardy B for banging body.



Juliet tall pass am

Juliet waist and curve big pass Cardy B own

Both of them fine shaaa




But the oga patapata of them all na for fuuuuck and I sure say Juliet Ibrahim go sabi ride prrrick pass Cardi B

But,

Cardi B go sabi give Bloww Job pass Juliet Ibrahim. I sure well well for this one

You go dfear analysis nah

When a former governor of Zamfara State, Abdulaziz Yari, wrote his successor, requesting N10 million monthly upkeep, in addition to his monthly pension as former governor, it generated furore across the country.

In the October 17 letter, Mr Yari told the incumbent governor, Bello Matawalle, that he had not enjoyed the N10 million “upkeep allowance” since July.

The former governor relied on a pension law he assented two months before leaving office, in making the request.

Pension for former governors has been a controversial issue since Nigeria’s return to civil rule in 1999.

A number of states passed laws giving huge retirement benefits to ex-governors, a practice that is much criticised by activists as extravagant and self-serving.

A report claims that 21 of Nigeria’s 36 states spent over N37 billion in such luxury retirement packages for former governors.

Aside from the monthly pay out of about N11 million, the law also provided for a house in Abuja for the former governor and his deputy.

In the ensuing uproar caused by the leaked letter of demand from Mr Yari, the state House of Assembly repealed the controversial law

While signing the repeal bill into law, Governor Matawalle accused Mr Yari of paying himself N360 million from the state’s pension funds.

Official documents and a bank statement now available to PREMIUM TIMES show that Mr Yari was paid N350 million two days before he left office.

The money was paid from the state government’s gratuity funds under the pension sub-account with Zenith Bank branch in Gusau, the state capital.

The payments were made on May 27.

Also, the then outgoing deputy governor, Ibrahim Wakkala, was paid N175 million from the same account.

An official computation seen by PREMIUM TIMES show that the two payments were part of three other payments obtained on loan from the said account.

The document showed that Mr Yari was paid for “purchase of a house in Maitama, Abuja”, in what appears to be in compliance with the luxury pension law.

“There is no reason whatsoever the state could afford to pay the past leaders a a whopping sum of N702 million annually to the detriment of dying pensioners in the state,” Daily Trust reported Mr Matawalle saying while assenting the repeal bill.

Yari shrugs off repeal

In his reaction, Mr Yari said he was not bothered by the action of the state government in repealing the act.

“It doesn’t matter to us,” said Ibrahim Birnin Magaji, a spokesperson for Mr Yari.

Mr Birnin Magaji also denied that Mr Yari had paid himself N350 million as part of his pension benefit.

When confronted with evidence including bank statements of the payment, Mr Birnin Magaji simply insisted his principal did not receive the money.

Other curious payments

Aside paying himself and his then deputy, the state government under Mr Yari made other curious expenditures from the same pensions account on May 27.

For example, a payment of N418 million was made to the Permanent Secretary, General Services, which was said to be for vehicles. The purpose of purchasing vehicles in the dying days of the administration was not immediately clear.

Another payment of N15 million was made from the same account on May 28 to an account with the name “Gusau Mobile Welfare Account”. No further details were provided.

However, two separate documents explaining some of the transactions on the Zenith Bank account show that the commissioner of police in Zamfara State was paid N15 million as “security operations allowance.”

Though the police is under federal control, police formations in states routinely rely on state governors for logistics support, often making the police prone to abuse by the governors.

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/367017-how-ex-zamfara-governor-yari-paid-self-deputy-n525-million-two-days-to-handover.html

Please experts in the house i need of some expert advice. I have a 600 watts (150 ×4) solar system, my issue is the best i can squeeze out of it is 300 watts max on my mppt charge controller on a very bright sunny day but i guess i should be getting more power since I'm using an mppt (felicity charger controller).

Please what might be the cause of this low wattage my solar panels are delivering to my system?

Lady's and gentle men I present to you the new Emir of kuje prison.

but we were made to believe that if you join APC your sins will be forgiven

Just saw it on Twitter now... the boy don blow. GOD don finally pick him call.

Now that's what I'm talking about . Nice one from the court.

nonoski:
What ever you do
Neva ever buy a Luminous Battery
Neva

Thank me later

Haa! What about this type

Monlo:
But my luminous batteries will be completing 4years in May 2020.Still kicking like killed,retains power as if they were newly bought,guess am lucky then......

Are they tubular?

Birdeyeview:
Getting what exactly?

D**ks

One Black Friday deal has gone through... one more remaining

One Black Friday deal has gone through... one more remaining

One Black Friday deal has gone through... one more remaining

That arsenal coach deserves this same treatment

Very greedy set of people. You must enroll by fire by force.

Agberoo

I think its high time We learn a thing or two from the citizens of Hong kong

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Student impregnates female lecturer in Nigeria
November 25, 20190



Information reaching Campus Cam Ug is that a bachelor of computer science student, Kevin from the Federal University of Lafia (Fulafia) has been expelled from the higher learning institution, after sleeping with a lecturer and successfully impregnating her.

Nigerian Student Impregnates his lecturer
The university disciplinary board is said to have received the disheartening news of the student impregnating his lecturer with acute shock, before deciding such a cruel penalty on the student.



Kevin’s action which has since put the university in the limelight for immorality and promiscuous behaviour has not only watered down the dignity of the university, but also the integrity of the lecturers therein.

A number of people have come out to criticize the level of self-respect for the lecturers and the codes that regulate the teacher versus student interaction.

The student who was called by the board to receive his expulsion letter argued sadly that the mistake was not entirely his. Kevin clarified that the initial advances into the love affair were initiated by the lecturer, who ended up desperately pleading with him to engage in a sexual affair with her and even possibly impregnating her.

He confessed that on times without numbers, the lecturer had convinced him to smash her cookie jar through her seductive moves and highly palatable figure. He said that he could not turn down the offer that came with harsh penalities from the lecturer and of course, his desire to swim in the attractive waters and get cool his appetite.



Kevin confessed that the lecturer had served him with ultimatums that would only be injurious to his stay in the university if he failed to drink from her river of life. Therefore, having no other choice, but to get down to business, confessed the lad, he jumped into the sweet business.

How the peculiar news went around the university and reached the board still remains a mystery. What the student recalls was an urgent call he had received one fateful day morning, requiring him to appear before the board the very day not later than noon.

Overwhelmed with curiosity and panic, he had prepared himself, ready to find out what lay in store for him. That is when he sadly learnt that this affair with the lecturer had not only resulted in him impregnating her, but also landed him into hot soup.



Kevin confessed that he had slept with the lecturer on so many occasions, including in her office set within the administration block.

Crying for clemency and seeking pardon, the student had broken down into uncontrollable tears, but the university Senate had made their decision. Kevin has since suffered the shock of his life and continues to ask for intervention from the university senior administrators, to lift the expulsion and mete a lesser punishment on him.



https://www.dailymailgh.com/student-impregnates-female-lecturer-in-nigeria/

Looking good

Every nigerian is in dubai, everthing now na dubai, dubai... abi dem don sell nigeria ni

Dr. Fayemi attended the wedding ceremony of Tomiwa, the son of Fayose here in Lagos today.

We look forward to when these illustrious sons of Ekiti will work together for the greatness of Ekiti State.

And people still voted for the devil yahaya bello? Sometimes we deserve the leaders who rule us.

GOD will punish yahaya bello

ceaser:
I assume your 12v panels are 150watts each meaning you likely have 4 of it. Simply connect the 12v panels in series to make 24volts and then in parallel to make a 2s2p configuration. You end up having 24v 300 watts setup rather than the 12v 600 watts you had before.

Thank you so much for the info. I appreciate sir

Quick question. Can a 600 watts 12 volt solar panel system be converted into a 24 volts or do i need to buy 24 volts panels again?

They're actually blaming each other in the last two pictures.

Her selling point

Which kind cloth this one wear so?

It is finished!!!

No expected negative comments please ...

Barawo