₦airaland Forum

His old pic looks look one bully in my department that year, the guy can bully anything even lecturers.
Bullies have the same look

Melonny:
Can schools follow strict measures? Do most of the staffs and student of the schools even believe there is Covid19?. I was at a Uni last week, approximately 5% of the people I saw wore a nose cover. The remaining didn't care

So they should sit at home right?
Ajegbodo to n wa ni kunra.

Farki:
Yes, an old study showed that women with masculine names were more successful in law.

Like Chika, Yinka abii?

taretoofine:
Fell in love with a nairalander , she's all I wanted in woman, so sad when she told me she's married
She may be reading this now

So all the ladies wey dey this nairaland, you no see anyone date, nah married woman you see.
Continue.
Check those saying ' I am single' including the OP, leave the married one alone

olurili:
the girl na celestial girl,if i say i no do again,she will do me strong thing

Nothing go happen, tell her and stop wasting her time.

olurili:
I cant marry that troublesome girl oo,girl wey i dey find how i go dump for one side and move on with my life,she want turn herself to mario for my neck,i even tell her i have spiritual wife,that wont allow me to marry any girl in this life,....the next thing i see na anointing oil she go bring,come dey spray my room with rubbish,well since mountain no want run from muhammed,muhammed go run for mountain las las

Why not go straight to the point? Abii?

NwaAmaikpe:





It's sad that we will helplessly agree to terms we are aware violates data protection laws.

Our only luck is that we have MURIC who will compel our darling daddy to sanction facebok and Adamu Garba that will sue Whatsapp to stop this fvckery.
Mark Zuckerberg will finally know that Nigerians are no walk-overs.

Till then....privacy is key; signalize your telegrams.

You need help, you are comic relief.

Omihanifa:
Mr white don go marry Malo

The white brocade guy.

Everyone is cheating in marriage, the moment a woman cheats, we no go hear word again. DNA blablabla.
My neighbors husband brought a woman home last year that, the woman is his sister not knowing that's his second wife.
The main wife was just acting crazy when she finds out.
Nigerians like trending with the wrong stuff. Person wey go cheat go cheat, person wey go faithful go wey faithful.

BabaO2:
Stewpid and unintelligent lawyer. Why the lawyer that took over 72 hours to write this crab did not include moyo and her children as Tunde's core family rather than using moyo and her children as a mere addendum if truely they are still together and working towards resolution before Tunde's death?

You saw that too right?
I feel so sad for the poor children and late Tunde

eedimo:
I know!
Adult talk, may the year give you room to talk aimlessly.

Wish you the same. Happy New year to you hateful one.

eedimo:
Maybe you are one of them.
God will help you

Hehehehe!
Childish talk.

eedimo:
So boring...
This old men and women have been singing boring songs, maybe to please Daddy and mummy GO.

They need young people like you to make the songs less boring.

FLESHnBLOOD:
My Frnds call me Low Budget FRANK EDWARD

You fine pass Frank Edward.

Homeboiy:
Mine

Who dash you?

ikorodureporta:
wetin dey bulge for that one jeans

Nah big belle she get, she no kill person.

Nothing!!!
I will run to my uncle's house.
I need money.

Nothing!!!
I will run to my uncle's house.

Palema007:
The thing that pain me in all of these is, Poco has refused to give us the chance to drag Alfa male here..... I remember what happened the last time . He pain me Sha!



Anyways nice one Pocohantas,May God continue to bless you.

I thought you are Pocohantas alternate account.

Lovethaa:
Dear Valenciabaddie

We met at House on the rock lekki which is a petecostal church and after we got closer I revealed to you that my parents are celestial and I do go to thier church once in a while to which you answered "No problem "..

You even offered to follow me to the church whenever they have special programs and im invited.

Everyone knows that white garment churches makes use of white candles which I have explained to you that it has nothing to do with being fetish

Now the issue of this black soap ,you know very well that my sister is a cosmetologist, and she has been the one you go to for your cream, soap e.t.c since you met me

I took a friend to her shop so she can help her with a job and before I left she suggested I take Allafia black soap with me (Google that )
Recommending it for great skin glow
She gave me the soap and urged me to use it every night before I sleep for the first 7 days for effective results.


Last week Friday u were around and I forgot about the soap totally , by the time I remembered it was too late at night but I still rushed to the bath to make use of it ...

Then the next morning around 4am you're telling me you have to go home 'mmediately?.. I asked you why the sudden change of mind when you already told me you will be spending the week but u never answered, I was forced to drive u back home so early in the morning and I kept asking u if there was anything and u said no problem..


And since then u hardly reply my text or return my calls,I didn't pay attention to it cos I thought u are going through something and you'l let me know when you're better .

Only for me to read your post on Nairaland 3 days after... saying I'm too spiritual and I'm using black soap to bath at a specific time.

The fact that you couldn't talk about this with me was what annoyed me ,so u need public opinion to dictate your private life ??
I came to your house almost immediately only to find that you've told your sister and friend everything that was suppose to be between me and you

So its now you know that a jobless person should not be sending 100k to a woman ,but when I sent it u did not question me the source or try to return the money ,instead u showered me with thanks .

If u ask for money and I couldn't give you'll start complaining You asked I gave still problem. ...
It's your life anyways but pls stop bringing my name/story up on your post or with your friends and family

Because it's obvious you don't understand who you claim to be dating.., at 25 you're still clueless about life ..

you gave your friends who are obviously jealous of your relationship an avenue to decieve you ...


Now strange people coming to my mentions to say I'm a ritualist ..wow !!..
Yes I smashed your phone because Its from my ritual money ..very annoying ..



Anyways

I apologise for Everything...

This will be the first / last time I talk about this again...
:.

Hmmm! I hope you guys can work things out, though she wasn't mature enough.
About the black soap, I got one from a cosmetologist ( a friend), which I am using currently.
I guess she was scared, please call her and work things out

Zetty177x:
I literally 'lol' as I read this. Good I started my day with laughter.thanks for sharing...but the lady might be thinking since October is ember month, why not add 'm'? Lol

I couldn't correct her, I just ask her to check the calendar then I walked away (I don't want her to be embarrassed).
I couldn't stop laughing myself.

Zetty177x:
Some people still find these confusing

Separate seperate
February Febuary
Duely Duly
Necessary Necessary
Arguement Argument
Supercede Supersede
Calendar Calender
Dilemma Dilema
Judgement judgment

A lady spelt Octomber instead of October (she said it is mber, so the letter 'm' must be in it.). Lol!

iamloyalty:
I have the boys slave till date, am looking for the squell.

I read the sequel too, he went back to his village, married Fatima, he became good friends with the sheik's son and daughter, lastly looked for people who kidnapped him from his village and stopped slave trading.

meobizy:
Kai, these light skins are a gift from heaven. Every time I see one, my brain takes a vacation. That man is too old but is a good example that no successful male has time for last week’s newspapers. A lot of his female contemporaries are unmarried and settling for young boys to grease their insides while he can pick the most youthful of twenty-somethings or even teenagers to make babies.

Adama is not twenty something oo. Lol!

Maydayy:
The one that he was sold into slavery. He made friends with the sheikh's son .then he later married the sheikh's daughter?

Yes!

Joy of motherhood by Buchi Emecheta. Should be sorrow of motherhood, the character never enjoy being a mother just a bragging right ( my pikin dey Amelika).

nanakgh:
Ngugi Wa’Thiango

Thank you.

Offpoint1:
Get their wedding CD, play and fast forward to the part the pastor was saying... -"for better for worse, in sickness and in health... " then skip to the part she say "Yes, I do"... Then get cold teem soda from the freezer and relax my soul... For what God has joined together, let no man put sand sand.

The last time I interfered in married people wahala, I go scar while the two where MOANING loud the next day afternoon while I was GROANING in pain.

The best help I could offer here based on the illustrative picture... Is to take the kid out and get him one sachet of Chelsea to help him erase the sad memories.

Lol!

Uyi168:
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Didn't read boy slave.. U have it on pdf?

No

Uyi168:
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Have u also read weep not, child??

Yes I read that too. By a Kenyan author.

Uyi168:
Silas marner.
The black boy.
The man for all seasons.
The joys of motherhood.

Wow! You read Silas Marners and black boy by Richard Wright.
My best books ever
Who read the boy slave? ( Shettima of Birni Boko).