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Enyia will you tuck in your teeth and sharrap that ya kpomo mouth dia! Obi is not dragging anything Oga, the church in Nigeria is against what you & your political party stand for and they’re not hiding it! Just goan focus on that fake certificate candidate you’re forcing your State to accept, because if e no win and you no win, na jail you dey see so oo!

With the way we all talk here in NL, na 600 years sentence some people go collect if we were Saudis! And this is what the BATSheet’s ambition means for Nigerians?? Chukwu aju!!

They called him a clueless drunkard even when no one had seen him gulping down a drink in public. They called his wife an ignorant shepopotamus, and made up the worst lies against him. Rather than fight back, he gave them exactly what they wanted and they thought they had won. Two terms later Nigeria has had enough of their fake integrity and corruption propaganda, they’re all about to be retired by an angry population! Our First Lady is now a refugee in Dubai, when even PEJ never felt that unsafe in Aso Rock. The evil that men do is too unpatient to live after them nowadays, it starts hunting them as e dey hot! No room for fascism in Nigeria, 2023 we must get it right dis time!


#ObiDatti2023

The same guy that said he’d think of considering Obi as running mate if only he (Obi) humbles himself because northerners won’t vote for omo Ibo? Abi no be the same northerners dey pelt am pure water ni?? . Gaskiya, the political elite in Nigeria are still living in self denial, they don’t know what’s about to hit them with dis election. They’ve been playing kalo-kalo with people’s lives since 2014 and expect those same people to be polite?? The money these guys have stolen has really put them out of touch with the realities on ground. They now think themselves feudal overlords & monarchs, and don’t bother themselves with mundane stuff like how many lives are being destroyed because of their greed & selfish ambitions.

Elections are won when the majority vote a candidate. Whether ure a an OBIdient or an Obi Supporter as long as ure a Nigerian and in need of good governance, Peter Obi needs ur PVC and not ur sophistication! Just come out and vote Labour Party on Election Day, biko!

Very funny!

Who dares wins is the motto for any good bad guy!

Wondering how she has the time to hit the gym five times a week? Wonder no more! Chinese doctors can be certified online and use their Chinese google to clerk their patients! Instant food, instant illness, instant hospital, instant doctor & instant death! Life ana gaga!!

Mark this post this season eh, Manchester United will win.... hol on, I have Octopus Paul on the line. This season Manchester United will win.... as expected!

Drunkenness or total lack of respect for your guy?? I have always preached that alcohol does not leave u bereft of all ur senses, it only brings to life the hidden thoughts in the hearts of men. He should be thankful he’s still breathing if at all.

Any spirit na spirit aibeg, she cannot coman kill hersef by hersef o’jaré! Abi can u say what they put in the incense they spread in some churches?? My sista kpoli and drop some prophesies make everywhere burst, joor! Eyoh!!

Atiku nko, he cannot swallow his own personal ambition for peace abi it is only southerners that know how to eat swallow?? . Bloody self entitled kleptomaniacs! Come 2023 President Peter Obi will retire every single one of u old thieves or we will retire him too! Godless people who think hiding behind the fake religiosity prevalent in the Nigerian society will make their opinions count!


Makarfi shud better goan learn handiwork oo, because #ObiDatti2023 will be the end of politics as a job description in this our lifetime. That is my only prayer point for the now..... along with Bisi forgetting her house key in the office again and sleeping over! . God create something wen E make ny**h sha!!

I dunno who told dis guy he’s funny, buh someone else needs to tell him that he’s not. BTW which kind baller pastor be dis wan again??

Girls that’ll come to ur house for home delivery and change short rest to daybreak! I hear she’s reported herself to a police station, she must say what activities she’s been engaging herself in from Friday to today! Lwkmd!!

It’s like you’ve only been a guest at a Nigerian wedding, you’re yet to host one!

You see that rice that is often the culprit in inter-familia post wedding strife, the one u usually squeeze ur face about when it appears it’s taking time to make its way to ur table, it’s N35k a bag now! Settling down is a term also used to describe dead particles hitting rock bottom in a pool of water. Just like ur bank balance will if u don’t prepare yourself properly for life after the wedding!

Incase u never reason am, me sha say make I update u!

We the Sorosoké generation wish him all the best as he retires with such an amazingly youthful look from active politics in 2023!


Even if they snap him bench pressing a danfo in the gym, I still will waste my one vote on #ObiDatti2023

He’ll do it with a Hero or a Trophy but lose that finger to a Budweiser!

I dunno who @Ishilove is talking to, but I’m afraid for the person’s sanity. Which kind early morning vawulence be dis na!

My broda u see in dis olosho matter, there’s no need to pray for deliverance, the economy will deliver u!

This is why anywhere I stay in this country, I don’t compromise on being nice to my neighbors! .

In case wen money no dey hand, neighbor daughter fit sorry for me. If daughter no gree sorry for me, mama fit still sorry for me. But wen all hope is almost lost, have no fear, neighbor househelp fit still multitask kon sorry for me! . Last last, person sha must sorry for me!

Shuo, what’s with all diz neegas? Olosho no dey give discount oo, which one be say u don deposit non refundable in one month reach N101k for bank of the south, shey u dey whine me ni??

If all these stomach infrastructure activists go one day without mentioning Peter Obi, will dey die of withdrawal syndrome??

The same Obi that this one said is a liar, a thief and a member of IPOB is who this ekpa wants others to form alliances with??

I hope that $10k wen the Bat give u never finish, because we still no dey give shishi over here!!

Shascky33:
First to comment.
Man utd will win the Epl this season While Atiku returns elected next year.
GGMU
ATIKU2023

As a proud & dedicated Man United fan of many eons, I am only here to state that u have just wasted ur FTC on two future impossible statements!

Godfullsam:
I have not heard Peter Obi criticized ipob and the so called unknown gun men before.

Does that mean he is in support of what they are doing in the east?

I still have not heard Tinubu or Shettima criticize those that burnt Deborah Samuels to death till date. Does it also mean both of them are in support of religious extremism & Islamization of the whole nation??

The chickens have come home to roost! When they were supporting a dullard into Aso Rock because of sectarian sentiments they didn’t know they were voting for the destruction of their only homelands. I just feel sorry for these people who will still turn around to vote their oppressors once again if it’s offered! What has been killing them in the north of this country is not religion but religious indoctrination!

Reno hafar?? The rally don hold for SE and UGM did not appear as u predicted!

Nigerian men at that!!

No be update be dis na, it’s a clip showing welcome to Nigeria from diaspora! The average Nigerian woman has one thing in common with the grave, they can never be satisfied! On a normal nw, that fake accent education expert that hid a passport in between her thighs will collect no more than N7k for daybreak on the average. But it is mugus like dis man that always drive prices high for everyone! E for gud make im passport lost enter oluwole sef, so that next time u will use ur head to be forming posh for olosho! Ekpa man!!

You got your girlfriend pregnant, which wan be "bestie" but you guys go 'raw is war' "at it all the time"?? Enyia breeze haf blow and okorkor ny**h haf open! It haf bizzo for you my guy! Now u understand why African men don’t have white eyes!!

Everyone just wants to leave behind a better Nigeria for their kids, that’s the only payment that honest hardworking ice cream man right there wants! Truly Nigeria, good people great nation....

#ObiDatti2023

I don’t know which CNN Op is referring to, but if you mean his YouTube channel garners more viewership than the likes of Christ Embassy, The Winners Chapel, RCCG and even the Catholic Churches official YouTube channels then its quite a stretch! Talk more of saying he's the one putting Nigeria on the world map!

Which kyn question be dis wan na, are you HR for heaven??

It’s like some people are in need of one Jumia tracker seller I know.