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These people are just too funny aswear, which wan is "humane slaughter" when it's the same die & chop??

Naija na you go log into your SM account dey find who go help you raise ransom pay with the kidnapper data. Las Las police go wait till you come back, come gist dem how the matter take finally play. No reason am, you go still drop sumthin for dem, abi you no go do thanksgiving??

He said he'd rather be a baby daddy, when that's what he was to the girl. I can bet my left balls (and that's the bigger one) that said lady is almost half his age. You can't date someone far removed from your age bracket and expect not to hear childish demands from time to time. A matured woman with her eyes on the price would get that same wig off this neegha without the wrong words. So broda keep on selecting. Till the day you start school runs and realize that all the other parents waiting for their kids along with you are not from your generation!

From motivational speaker to pastor to politician, what is apparent now is that he has always been a minion! Now we know why the third force failed after the took him as their consensus candidate in 2019, bahdt guy!

Success has many friends but failure is an orphan. Every single vote of no confidence was a congratulatory message just a couple of weeks ago. Some might even be tempted to say this life no balance, but the fact is the life balance well! The problem be say like Betta Edu na you dey over-speed, because you wan use your one step take compare with another man one thousand steps! You never sabi the work you don dey loot, excuse mi sista, is your name Looter Vandross??

Damn! No end in sight for the Igbo vs Yoruba online wars if these people could hold a grudge against themselves for sixteen frickin long years!!

On point as always, Tonyebarcanista is back!

Biodun556:
Which dirty job that he refused to mention? Nigerian soldiers are bunch of miscreants. How would they win terrorists with this type of mentality. So because somebody was shot in Sambisa he should be going against the traffic?

If you are talking about sacrifice to the nation, did you know the number of Nigerian health workers that died during COVID-19?

The so called soldiers are total disgrace.

Go to the nearest bar around you and tell them to serve you one chilled bottle of Macallan neat on me for the bolded. Na man you be!

Nigeria is not a democracy now but a lootocracy! What is Olanipekun & Co doing on that contract??

Seriously, wetin ona been expect??

kettykin:
I really disagree, if ekpa steps his foot in ondo I will leave everything I am doing to fight him. One cannot easily forget what happened years ago when Biafra troops stepped into ore, ondo people will interpret it as invasion. Leave them to sort themselves out

There is already an ongoing invasion happening there by what the report has described as bandits of northern extraction, but it's a war that happened decades before you were born that is unforgettable to you. How can you not easily forget what you never experienced?? These bandits are killing, raping & pillaging both young and old unchecked, but it's an army that history has no record of them commiting any of those acts in the places you've mentioned that is the real problem to you? Try dey take things easy, brah, my comment na cruise I hope yours is the same.

When the rich separate, there's little or no drama involved. They just unfollow themselves on social media and that's it, opari!! Poor man pikin cannot separate without neighbors having a say, because dem go don separate fight tire!

It does the sheep no good to preach of the goodness of a diet of grass, when the wolves are of a different mind. This clip is a perfect example of why explaining yourself to anyone that don't matter is an exercise in futility. After all, it's your life & choices not theirs! Asides the fact that anyone that likes you doesn't need an explanation to understand you, explaining yourself is you giving people the permission to validate your self worth! No one you permit will ever value you more than themselves.

Dem never cut the umbilical cord wen 2024 carry come, landlord don begin dey chop beating from im tenant! New year rice never digest finish, oga tenant wen dey use new power soap bath 3x daily don finally go meet im match for sanko!

So Tonyebarcanista follow Seun port go X, well I don't blame him sha! Even the owner of the forum cannot stand the toxic level of his own platform!

Not even up to a year old as Minister, but you don dey thief like adult! The old Bat really select ona wella.

They are free to toe the line of some in the middle belt and beg Ekpa to help them save their Amotekun since water don finally pass garri!

Who is the owner of the account first, make e no be say na ashawo money Kperogi dey speak all this grammar for! Amazing that folks can believe someone will buy his way into authority just to work for anyone else but themselves, really funny!

An ailing old crook with no clear cut history or nationality was chosen to manage the wealth of a tottering nation over a younger man with no shady or criminal past. Make that make sense first!

How is it that someone whose name is an admonition to follow peace always seems to pursue after conflict unprovoked? So after all the noise he made to paint his tribe & kinsmen in a poor light throughout the elections, his administration is turning out to be no different from another Mbadinuju in that State! Talk is cheap and actions speak louder than words, small breeze just blow and the fowl's behind is suddenly exposed!

Without the civil servants no politician can loot successfully!

This is what comes from giving too much importance to the ramblings of a raving fool who has never been gainfully employed outside of Nigerian politics! In the same way he falsly claimed to have been shown the president's missing records at Chicago but couldn't say if it was shown to him electronically or by hardcopy, the white goateed omokri is berating Nigerian youths without first telling them where he has ever seen or heard it said, that oil companies in Nigeria were in need of engineers but couldn't find enough in the country! Small wonder the country is the way it is with so many sheeple bleating yes before even thinking about what they're agreeing to! As large an operation an oil company runs, the nitwit actually believes that only engineering graduates are employable in the oil & gas sector.

All well and good, but you see that South African ref ba, she should never be allowed to officiate a match concerning the Nigerian male team unless we no wan win. Our players will just end up following her butt around the field instead of the ball. Nigeria is a crazy country and every crase-man suppose know im dustbin!

Naija police in the muddy puddle again, because of their outdated colonial investigation techniques! As with Shekau that year, every once in a while they arrest gistlover and almost immediately he/she is blasting off on all throttles on his/her page on Instagram without even a pause! By now police suppose don get personal cell for gistlover with the way he/she keeps getting arrested with different faces! Maybe gistlover is actually one of the faceless men of GOT, because this is just all so embarrassing for the force!

The long & short of all these turenchi is that these policemen acting along with some vigilantes launched an illegal search and seize on a purported yahoo boy's house. It's really no different from what they do on the roads except this one just didn't have the backing of a higher up, and the owner of the house must be very well connected! O boy, Naija is dead o! You can't trust the police, you can't trust the vigilantes who you even pay yourself! You can't trust the army, you can't trust the judiciary, you can't trust the legislative and they won't let you bear arms to protect yourself! How is our relationship with our govt any different from that of the colonialists, abi the people are nothing but canon fodder??

You're neither a father nor a family man if you have to ask this question in public.

Just because one is aged doesn't mean his advice will be valid because even fools grow old too, and years of experience in foolishness still does not make one wise!

LikeAking:
Another Misinformation you have to correct is the “Ijaws are lazy tag”

The Ijaw man values his labor and will not offer if cheaply.. He is not lazy.

Do you know how much you will pay to have an Ijaw man as your gate man?

Do you know how much Nigeria pays gate men?

The Ijaw man know his value, so he picks his career wisely.. We won’t pick a career that under paid, all because he want to answer the “I am not lazy tag”.

Nigeria want the Ijaw man to do low paying jobs, without any future like other tribes, but the Ijaw man said “No”. So they called him lazy to persuade him, but he refused..

I can categorically tell you that all those who are house maid, security men, brick layers and co, have no future in the Nigeria. Nigeria is designed to impoverish them.

Left for the Ijaws, their will or may be no house maids in Nigeria. This will force Nigerians to pay good salaries to house maids.

Other tribes should learn from the Ijaws, stop accepting peanuts for your hard labor.

Kikikiki..... laff wanna kii me die!

As long as your name is not Sanni and you no sabi cut abacha, no matter how much you steal from the coffers of the govt your account balance cannot compete with Government House account! No be turkey, u can take this to the bank!

You know a boy has become a man when he understands that the 'y' in your girlfriend is silent. Seriously, your friend was expecting exclusive viewing rights on a free to air channel without subscription?? He must be a really funny dude. It's only a simp that feels the need to spy on his woman to feel safe. If you wan stay, stay, if you wan go, go, after all the beautiful ones are not yet born! But come to think of it, the beautiful ones cannot be born because simps like him just won't let the ugly ones die of hunger! That your friend sef, na wicked person to all mankind!!