₦airaland Forum

mrrandomguy:
By the power that parted the red sea, I withdraw the peace of these criminals and their sponsors in Jesus name!
I command the plagues of Egypt to come upon these bandits and kidnappers in Jesus name.

Losers of the last election will soon flood this thread to tell us that if Peter Obi had won:
1. A 50kg bag of rice would have become ₦8,530. 🍚

2. The price of a bag of cement would have crashed to ₦2,600. 🏠

3. Petrol would have become ₦78/litre. ⛽

4. Electricity tarrif (Band 16) would have come down to ₦21/kWh 💡

5. Diseal price per litre would have dropped to ₦110/litre. 🛢️

6. LPG price would have fallen to ₦210/kg. ⛽

7. Naira would have appreciated to ₦117/$. 💵

8. Kidnapping and banditry would have stopped. In fact bandits would have been selling ice cream. 🍦

9. Cost of domestic air flights from Lagos to Abuja would have become ₦11,300. 🛫

10. The stock market all share index would have rallied to 100,000 points. 📈

11. A hub of àgbàdo would have sold for ₦30. 🌽

12. A paint bucket of yam flour would have become ₦470. 🥔

13. Minimum wage would have increased to ₦250,000. 💰

These are the delusions of Obidients who cry everyday on Nairaland and call Tinubu drug Lord... 😭
...Whereas their own saviour, Peter Obi, is sniffing Gbajabiamila's balls to get contracts. 🤮

Okay, but you wouldn't be needing to call on the power that parted the Red Sea if you had just voted right. I mean, the Israelites that the Red Sea was parted for their ancestors, do not need to call on the Red Sea partitioner when their citizens are in distress. But as long as we hate on other opinions, I guess the economy will become gud, in your opinion!

The right kind of people in power take the right kind of decisions. He didn't bother to tell his people what he was going to do, he just did it like Nike said we should! I don't know if any Gov has done this before, but with the current crop of leaders in the country, only a beef packaging material would not be at least excited for that State. Haba, dem don hear am for bad leadership hand na!

Since u asked nicely, all I'll say is a fool at forty is a fool forever. If you dongerrit jus fogerrabouritt!

In one fell swoop, NBC just went from Bulldog to Chihuahua!

Two clowns on the beat!

Bob Marley & the Wailers, we pleaded, showed you character receipts & more, but instead you wanted to teach others a lesson in tribal/religious supremacy! Well, Prof. Onaneva C. Enitin says your four year subscription is still too new for all this lamentation.

What will someone that was never aware of what was going on in his own administration have to write about, I wonder?? Probably about his experiences with his UK doctors, because the only campaign promise he managed to keep was taking us from top to bottom!

Apology not accepted, sir, we're still bearing the brunt of those reckless decisions!

If you live with your family abroad, this is not an option but the only option! Wives don't take care of husbands in the traditional African manner, rather couples take care of each other. This is not romantism, it is pure pragmatism!

Have these people ever asked themselves the reason for the brain drain?? The two foremost reasons are a prolonged economic downturn and insecurity. Non of which has been adequately addressed by this admin. It's shocking that training more people is the only solution proffered by the widely acclaimed experienced technocrat, in a country where citizens are starving in IDP camps without a civil war! Maybe that university in Chicago taught him that, but in the real world, that suggestion is just another pointer to a deep & unyielding cluelessness.

From King's College to Oxford University, & then Harvard. Make moni so your kids will live in the right neighborhoods, go to the right schools and meet the right people! 99.9% of the distinguishing factor between the bourgeoisie and the commons can be found in their associations.

I pray oo!

Which FCT Minister has ever been in charge of securing the Capital city? There's a Commander in Chief living there, right beside the Chief of Defense Staff, the National Security Adviser, the DG DSS, the IGP, the Corp Marshal of the FRSC! They all have their barracks in the city. These are the people you address your concerns to, not a political appointee.

They told us they would hit the ground running if elected. They hit the ground, but haven't budged an inch since! Elections have consequences. Folorunsho Ariyo & Nabeeha Al-Kadriyar were murdered by the incompetence their tribesmen forced on the country!

Going to Court is still part of the democratic process, election is not war. This is not inexperience talking, this is pettiness at work!

They petitioned the EFCC, they did not go to Court. Tomorrow that PTA Chairman will join other Nigerians to complain about bad leadership, when he is nothing but a corrupt tyrant who sees the future of other people's children as bargaining chips to be used against their parents.

The giri-giri continues same time same place tomorrow, as Op vehemently refuses to gree for anybody, right or wrong, dis 2024! Stay tuned to this channel as the revolution will not be televised!

Help me understand this. The car costs $43,000 off the assembly line, which if converted to Naira is roughly N41m and change. Is it now the shipping and clearing that has increased the value by over N100m? For real, epp me understand dis!

It has been scientifically proven by Albert Einstein and painstakingly documented by Leonardo da Vinci centuries before, that men with three wives live longer than men with two. As for men with one wife, na mosquito lifespan dem get. Who no gree get at all, na coman be going him be! . Kudos to this uncle, but he must persevere in making his ancestors proud by adding a third burden ....sorry ....third wife. After all dis reggae, blues must set for this house when children begin full ground!

Love does not grow but growls on an empty stomach. This is January the longest month of the year, so no time for love.

Fineman2:
she looks like harmless and innocent girl

she's just a Chidinma!

Neegha no gree for im in-laws!

This guy that invited a wanted extremist into the country, whose first acts on alighting the plane was to insult the sensibilities of Nigerians while he applauded, has no moral justification to tell the same country how to behave! It's already a big shame that the so called defender of Islam in Nigeria is powerless to even defend his own people from terrorists killing in the name of the prophet. So just turban your full face shut, oga, make small children no go reason your matter on top SM.

How many people do you think could afford that ticket fare back then, abi you think N17k in those days was moi-moi in a sachet??

Even dis wan wen police talk, we still no go gree for dem!!

Yeah, all it took was a visit from the EFCC to speed up the process that all the forex pumped in by Emefiele's CBN could not!

Having the best Constitution under bad leadership will not make a difference - Olisa Agbakoba (SAN). But a good Constitution can prevent crime bosses from rigging their way into govt coffers. If they like let them adopt the McPherson Constitution, as long as they reduce the powers of the Executive drastically. They be strangling the nation with their unchecked greed!

The refinery that was supposed to cushion the effects of subsidy removal in May, 2023, has still not delivered a drop of product since the previous administration said it would a year ago, and you expect people buying fuel at 1000% price increase not to talk?? You must either be a dependent to be defending low operational standards, or suffering from low self-esteem to think it's okay to be lied to by your govt.