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Politics / Re: Ile Ife Crisis: El-Rufai Warns Those Calling For Revenge In Kaduna by olufunmibi(m): 10:51am On Mar 14, 2017
When I saw Hausas travelling en masse via Akure on Sunday, I was kind of thinking , this may have some consequence up North if our leaders don't douse the tension.

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Politics / Re: 5 Important Lessons For Startups From Boko Haram Attacks by olufunmibi(m): 6:24am On Jul 10, 2015
OP, you did a really great job. I read it with rapt attention and all the lessons resonates well.
Politics / Re: Video Of Gen Buhari Referring To Germany As West Germany And Merkel As Mitchell by olufunmibi(m): 7:23pm On Jun 13, 2015
ochejoseph:
Video Of President Buhari Referring as Germany as West Germany and Merkel As Mitchell ‎!

We hope this Video lays the whole controversy to rest!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g35locepXaQ





When He did Osinbade they said it was a slip of tongue 

When he did Independent electoral commission they said he is not Jega 

Even with the All progressive "confidence" they said he was the most mentally stable Nigerian 

Now the embarrassment has gone international, 
Merkel is now Mitchel 
Germany is Now West Germany 
Soon Obama will be Osama and Nigeria will be Liberia

Let's continue to prayer Baba and Nigeria that the enemies of this country will not capitalise on his failing mental ability to turn this Nation upside down!

We wish Baba a quick recovery in Jesus Name! 


You are having so much orgasm that you cannot even edit yourself " referring as Germany as West Germany"

Obo dudu. Black monkey.
Politics / Re: Another Bomb Rocks Maiduguri by olufunmibi(m): 9:41pm On Jun 03, 2015
papoose999:
whch kin meetin sitdown dia dey drink bobo our presdnt is busy travelln 2 discuss shit wit oda countries...am very sure if adequate efforts re taken nigeria army wud defeats ds boko haram pple...so my point is dis mr buhari shud sitdown nd go back 2 d drawn board...we dnt nid hlp 4rm doz shit countries
E be like say you nor get sense.
Politics / Re: Developing Story:pdp's First Day As.... by olufunmibi(m): 12:40pm On May 30, 2015
denko:
PDP is not the Opposition, we are the opposition Buhari better start delivery to save himself from Egyptgate

You people with your black market maverick mischief! So you no longer want to operate as TAN or saTAN or PDP again, you want to start donning the " toga " of " we the people"
.

You dont represent the people, you are standing for yourself and your devilish prejudices
Politics / Re: What The Youth Fail To Know About Buhari's Inaugural Speech. by olufunmibi(m): 12:31pm On May 30, 2015
Abigail09:
@Op,nawa for you.Let the man start the job first.I really didnt listen to the whole speech .Let him land first before you start attacking him. Lets believe that Change is here. God help us.

Dont mind the Simseg guy, he kept hyping education as if he himself was a serious human being when he was in school
Politics / Re: Buhari First Blunder Why I Oppose Relocation Of Military Command-ifeduba by olufunmibi(m): 8:31pm On May 29, 2015
ifedubatoochukw:
military is military there are standard procedures.. even USA fighting a bigger war have not relocated their central command next to Taliban or Alqueda door step. Buhari cannot claim to be a MAJOR GENERAL and make such blunder..

Guy you really fvcked up!

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Politics / Re: Military Command Centre Moved From Abuja To Maiduguri. by olufunmibi(m): 1:35pm On May 29, 2015
Obinovictor:
Is this good news?

Victor, let me help you. It is a good news if you are not a member of Boko Haram.
Politics / Re: Military Command Centre Moved From Abuja To Maiduguri. by olufunmibi(m): 1:32pm On May 29, 2015
UNA PEOPLE DON COME WITH YOUR STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORY SHEY?
Politics / Military Command Centre Moved From Abuja To Maiduguri. by olufunmibi(m): 12:25pm On May 29, 2015
President Muhammadu Buhari by Presidential fiat during his inaugural Speech has directed that the Military Command Center be moved from the comfort of Abuja to Maiduguri where the action is so that a definitive end can be put to the Boko Haram Insurgency.

Happy Democracy Day, Nigerians
Politics / Re: 8 Reasons Why The Church Is Leading You To Hell Fire. by olufunmibi(m): 11:25pm On May 20, 2015
Nigerian version of Christianity particularly the Pentecostal sect needs a big beam of light on it. There are more questions than answers.

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Politics / Re: My Take On Pastor Adeboye Donating Ambulance To Israel - Cramjones by olufunmibi(m): 10:08pm On May 14, 2015
cramjones:


Typical religious sentimental Nigerian. So the "spirit" led him to donate an ambulance to a country that have one of the best ambulance and emergency service in the world. What kind of "spirit" is that?

-CramJones

HOLY SIPRIT.. abi wetin bi di korret spelling?
Politics / Re: FG Warns Buhari Against Running Parallel Government by olufunmibi(m): 8:52pm On Apr 29, 2015
J
Guyman02:
GMBs story is like the Igbo story about the proverbial Tortoise that fell into a pit toilet and remained there for seven years until the day a passerby peeped into the hole and saw him and quickly ran to inform the community who came there with a ladder for him to climb out. While they were discussing about the best possible position to place the ladder to make it easy for him to come out he started shouting at them to be fast and hurry up because the smell of excreta wants to suffocate him. grin grin grin

For the Tortoise he was in the hole for 7 years while GMB was in the hole for 16 years like the proverbial Tortoise.

E be like say you sef don inside pit latrine before, see how the story sweet for ya mouth. Shege Yaro! grin
Politics / Re: FG Warns Buhari Against Running Parallel Government by olufunmibi(m): 8:52pm On Apr 29, 2015
J
Guyman02:
GMBs story is like the Igbo story about the proverbial Tortoise that fell into a pit toilet and remained there for seven years until the day a passerby peeped into the hole and saw him and quickly ran to inform the community who came there with a ladder for him to climb out. While they were discussing about the best possible position to place the ladder to make it easy for him to come out he started shouting at them to be fast and hurry up because the smell of excreta wants to suffocate him. grin grin grin

For the Tortoise he was in the hole for 7 years while GMB was in the hole for 16 years like the proverbial Tortoise.

E be like say you sef don fall inside pit latrine before, see how the story sweet for ya mouth. Shege Yaro! grin
Politics / Re: Buhari May Consider Amnesty For Corrupt Politicians – Fayemi by olufunmibi(m): 10:12am On Apr 29, 2015
Vikkie14:
The Fight against Corruption by Buhari is getting really OVERBLOWN. This is highly dangerous and self grave digging if after two years in service people see no change. Nigerians are expecting alot of 'deliveries' from Buhari led government coz a lot had been made by APC and Buhari concerning Corruption.
The problem of Buhari fighting corruption would amount to stepping on some toes and biting the fingers that fed him. We wish him Good Luck in his Fight against Corruption as he takes over the mantle of leadership on May 29th.
God Bless Nigeria

I just have this feeling that you dont sound believable. Do you support corruption?
Politics / Re: Buhari Has No Powers To Stop AIT From Covering Him – Dokpesi by olufunmibi(m): 9:57am On Apr 29, 2015
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KINGSNEEZE:
Just get a life, u don't expect him to be a coward just bcus u are, he made his statements based on the constitution of the country and anything contrary to it is a mere beer parlour gossip that can never hold any water in a democratic setting, I don't know why u guyz keep thinking that buhari has the right to do whatever he likes, mind u, as a president his actions and inactions will be guided by the constitution and he will always have people local and international watching him. So u guyz should stopp putting ur devilish hope on him, else he become a monumental failure

If a fool like you did not decide to keep quiet and tacitly support Jonathan's misgovernance and mind boggling ineptitude, may be things would have been different.

Let me tell you in clear terms, for the next four years, we will keep rubbing Buhari in your face, infact life go tire you! Ewu!

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Politics / Re: Jonathan To Buhari, I Am Ready For Probe. by olufunmibi(m): 9:29pm On Apr 27, 2015
ogawisdom:
Buhari is talking too much and shld wait till he is sworn in so he can hit d ground running with his action plan.

He is talking from both sides of his mouth n will b a monumental failure if he continues lik this. A liar can't make a good president neither will a talkative. Show some decorum by talking less so u will have sth new to say n carry out when sworn in.


We need d change u promised Nigerians n nt dictatorial threats in a democracy.

U can probe whoever u lik by action nt pronouncement jst to play to d gallery which u will deny latter wen u see d facts n kw its nt possible, jst d way u r denying most of ur campaign promises to nigerians already.

I pity u bc u dnt kw d miracle nigerians expect u to perform n u r compoundin things by careless talks.

If nigerians dnt see change in 100days of swearing u in then d remaining life in u will be squeezed out.


We need change in power supply, education, jobs, better hospitals, security, bringbackourgirls, housing, roads, massive reduction in cost of governance, eradicate corruption etc


This is a completely ignorant and silly post.
Politics / Re: How Buhari's Tenure Will End In 2019! (Written 2015) by olufunmibi(m): 9:30am On Apr 26, 2015
Sweetguy25:
Thanks to all those who saw the truth in my analysis. Every discerning mind who reads this will know that this is how Nigeria works, except Buhari effects a drastic change in the constitution which is highly unlikely, everything I wrote in my post will come to pass.
I will not forget this thread and I will post a first reminder next year when things start to take shape.
Cheers.

Sweetguy25, any time they are raining curses at Redemption Camp, MFM Prayer City, Nasfat and other Assalatu groups and even Nigerian animists on the Enemies Of Nigeria, just know that their target is acquired, and that target is you!

This is what you wrote on another thread on this section, and May Sango Kill me before night falls if I am lying, but if you deny it, may Ogun use your blood to bath!

Sweetguy25 :

Buhari will fail, it has nothing to do with God. Nigeria is country setup to fail, for the past fifty years every president has tried and failed.
Buhari was there as a military president when it was easier to effect change and he FAILED.
He will fail again and so will the next president after him."

My take: If you have gone through NYSC, then , you have committed a treasonable felony for wishing anarchy, failure and complete collapse for this country as suggested in your post above.

You are not a Sweet guy, dude, only useless girls should take you serious because you are a "coded Osama bin laden" and The Government is coming for you
Politics / Re: How Buhari's Tenure Will End In 2019! (Written 2015) by olufunmibi(m): 7:38am On Apr 26, 2015
tuniski:
why is it paining u? Better get set for real opposition not the type APC did with propaganda, insults and lies! PDP is coming back with a bang cos Buhari/APC is the biggest scam sold to nigerians since 1914 amalgamation!!! It is not wishing buhari failure it rather, stating the obvious nigerians will soon start cursing Buhari!

Let me announce to you that you are not on a sprint, YOU ARE ON A BIG TIME MARATHON DUDE,

this is what you would keep doing for the next 4 years, and I dont envy you at all.

Jonathan is a massive failure and out of sycophancy an ethnic bigotry , your ilks saw no evil in his reprehensible attempt at destroying this country!

Let me tell you if you dont know, none of you here, who are PDP sorcerers, fortune tellers, marabaouts and doomsday prophets is God! You are not God! And come 2019, we will read this your voodoo analysis and enjoy a good laugh.
Politics / Re: Buhari Endorses Akinwunmi Adesina For African Development Bank Presidency by olufunmibi(m): 9:57am On Apr 22, 2015
Sweetguy25:
He's only supporting because no Hausa/Fulani is contesting against him. So he has no choice.

Sweetguy25 *speaking in the voice of Bishop Oyedepo* " In this season of Divine Encounter I decree, "Receive Sense in Jeeeeeesussssssss naaaaaameeeeeeeeeer...."

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Politics / Re: The Igbo Agenda In Buhari's Administration, By Prof. ABC Nwosu by olufunmibi(m): 1:58pm On Apr 20, 2015
Dear Igbos, you soon go learn!

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Politics / Re: BUHARI'S Ministers Revealed: Amaechi, Fashola, Others Make List by olufunmibi(m): 12:52pm On Apr 20, 2015
obibankz:
So all these Ameachi betrayal 4 just minister, I think he's a fool cos even people resign from minister just to contest for senator, shame on him, Wike is d boss teaching him lesson right from Odili's days, Ameachi is d biggest fool ever, U want VP they gv u director general, now u want SSG they gonna gv u minister ntoooooooo, no room 4 u here in Rivers state

Fool, nor be SSG, na GSF....anuofia.
Politics / If I Am Nuhu Ribadu What Advice Would You Give Me by olufunmibi(m): 1:19pm On Apr 14, 2015
I am hoping we can find a way of polling opinions across the social media and bringing it to Nuhu Ribadu's attention.

If you have an advice for Nuhu Ribadu, please put it here.
Politics / Re: Pdp Rigging Pattern by olufunmibi(m): 12:19pm On Apr 11, 2015
gaussy:
cc: lalasticlala ans Seun do the needfull

Vote not violence!!

Seun has gone to vote from there he will play snooker small, eat, watch some T.V and then get online. Why are you disturbing yourself?
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Heavy Shooting At Bariga by olufunmibi(m): 12:07pm On Apr 11, 2015
papaejima1:
Tinubu fighting for his political life.

Should Jagaban lose Lagos today, he will become like Odili, exiled to Abuja.
Only sneaking into the state without fanfare, looking at all his wealth but without the liver to come enjoy them.

After careful consideration, I think Buhari may indirectly want PDP to win Lagos.
Reason?
A PDP win in Lagos effectively clips the wings of Tinubu at the centre. He will be on the defensive since he couldn't even deliver his state. So he cannot exert much influence on Buhari or armtwist him to do all his bidding.
But, should he win today, then I sorry sorry for Nigeria.

You read Biology Education in School and you are commenting outside your area of expertise

Whereever you are, put your right hand on your head, and confess " I RECEIVE SENSE IN JESUS NAME!!!!!"

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Politics / Re: Is Someone From Virginia Considered A Guest In Texas? by olufunmibi(m): 12:01pm On Apr 11, 2015
mekaboy:
is someone born in Virginia US considered a guest if he or she relocates to texas? Will it be right to say texas pple are hosting him or her?

Do texas people have the right to threaten to throw out everyone from Virginia in texas?


Ask the Oba of Texas, kabiesi alase ekeji orisa

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Politics / Re: Photos---nigerians In Diaspora Protests Against Oba Akinolu by olufunmibi(m): 11:52am On Apr 11, 2015
This is how it is going to play out

1. ICC would ignore those jokers protesting in those pictures.

2. Akiolu would remain the Oba of Lagos and he will not apologize to anyone

3. The Igbos ( not all but a mischievous majority)would vote in annoyance for Jimi.Agbaje.

4. Most previous Yoruba supporters of Agbaje will give Ambode a swing vote because of the annoying unending tribalistic rants of the Igbos ( not all igbos but the mischievous ones)Online and Offline.

5. Ambode would win

6. Igbos (mostly the mischievous ones) would have permanently lost the little remaining trust and goodwill the yorubas used to have for them

7. Life would continue in Lagos to the shame and consternation of mischievous Igbos ( not all igbos are mischievous.)
Politics / Re: My Name Is Adeyemi Adewale And I Want To Be The Governor Of Enugu. by olufunmibi(m): 11:40am On Apr 11, 2015
stanech:
hahgahahhaha

all these Yoruba pipo don come again.

But blive me Igbo girls are specially made. I dated an omole gal once big ass pretty and neat from the outside but the oddur coming out from that. place was so bad that I have to abandon my room for 2 days and change my sheets. It was a terrible experience one I pray never to e

But Igbo girls and my calabar and akwa girls are just too much men

Igbos are just too unique no wonder they hate us

Haters will keep hating, leave them.

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