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Never to expect anything good from Buhari till the end of his government

Would have raised women's thinking faculty as large as men's own. The gap is really a problem

Those or dose lalasticlala

isaiah4life:
Zuze.

How I arrived at my answer.

The second letter after the first letter are vowel letters. So, the first son has "A", the second son has "E", the third son has "I", the fourth son "O"and the fifth son will automatically have "U".

A E I 0 U

Therefore, the last son name will be ZUZE


Should I drop my account number to claim my prize? Abeg Christmas don set reach and sapa dey.

So simple. I don't see the IQ challenge here

The African way is unique. I kinda like it. It doesn't mean parents don't love thier children. The rich kid who was given all the respect by his was a bully in dowen college. When the right time comes, parents will let kids take there respect without stress. It's simple.

Your post is as funny as annoying. Your mind is trapped already, now you want to further trap all your life and wholeness as well as your future for your brother's wife sake. Your eyes will then open when she frowns at your girlfriend when you're getting ready to settle down, she'll then betray you, stab you behind your back, then you'll now wonder how a woman you've helped all your life can do such.

Saying no when you don't have the financial capacity to say yes and when the in-law family are there is not wickedness at all. The lady should as well get a job

A caterer who has the mind to steal a whole big cooler of rice can receive bribe to poison someone in that gathering. Many have even done worse than killing without the use of knife or gun yet they dress like Godly people. This woman's conscience is seared. It goes beyond being hungry. She alone can't finish that cooler even if she was hungry. The truth is she's covetous, lacks contentment, lost her conscience and she's a thief

Jeon:
I'm back on NL and still some guy's don't want to leave women affairs *so sad * and worst thing is that we are heading to 2022.

Women are getting worse as generations pass away. Browse mike bamiloye and Pete edochie's comments

Which kind Mumu question be this

SanctifiedSista:
Power of a manhood
Capable of turning a woman head

Is it manhood or money

You no go find better thing focus on. Mumu

The person with the best authority to name a child are the parents. All those other family members na midfielders

You need to be slapped too

orohbiro:
Did the so called girl force him he acted immature by eating her money

Can you count how many guys money you've eaten wrongly in the name of being a girl. That's how painful it is

GOFRONT:
chaiii......Very wicked lion. as wicked as one tall lanky man who loves travelling very well....


But they say "before you see monkey, mokey don see you"........How come mama nor see lion, pikin no see lion. I thought monkeys are very clever!!

RIP mama monkey.....Me and Lalasticlala promise to get across to the baby you left behind and take her to an orphanage home....surely

Haba you should know now.

Of course monkeys are very clever but not while it has a baby it's nursing. The monkey alone can elude the lion but having a vulnerable baby who can't hop as fast as the mother, she has to stay back to protect it.

The nursing/protection responsibility made the monkey an easy catch for the lion

[quote author= post=106115505]In the same vein,
HOW STUPID!
ANOTHER DRUG HAUL.
♨️ The Federal Government and many State Governments have empowerment programmes that support young hardworking Nigerians with soft loans, grants and advisory services; enabling them, to become successful employers of labour, within a short time.

♨️ But some would rather go the quick stupid sandy path and end up in jail.

♨️ How stupid can these youngsters be!
How can this young Nigerian carry this amount of hard drugs in his bag and expect not to be caught!

♨️ They go to native doctors where they are assured that they would be invisible at the airport.
But when we tell them to do a business plan and take it to Bank of Industry, they tell us it will not work.
How stupid!

♨️ There's no short cut to success.
Hard Work Is The Key.

♨️ God Bless Nigeria.



Still In the same vein,

Both in and outside our country, these Nigerians keep soiling the name of our darling nation on a daily basis.
You'll hardly hear of a Kenyan, a Senegalese etc being caught in a crime outside of their country. The pressure to make it big and fast then come back home to pepper others is a contributing factor!
We can do other legitimate business and still make money.


Damn!

These sets of animals that keep disgracing our darling nation for obodo abroad and for inside our darling nation no dey ever tire?
Dem take drugs and all manners of crimes swear for dem papa?
Zoo animals.

Oh No, Not again!
Always in the news for the very wrong reasons.
May God save Nigerians from these idiots that keep bringing the countryto to disrepute.
They have all the opportunities to work legitimately, but fraud and crime is engraved on their forehead.....almost naturally!

Same kind of people we read, that produce fake teething powder for new born babies under 6 months old, sending many innocent newborns to their untimely death!

They turn worn out and old tires to brand new ones in their shops under 3 hours and sell it back to unsuspecting public as tokunbo tires!!!
Causing many deaths on our roads by so doing!!

Same people that were rejoicing on the death of one of the greatest women to ever come out of Nigeria (Mrs Dora Akunyili!) cos she was a pain in their dirty as$!!

Anything and everything is money to them, even when innocent lives are in danger.
Bastards.


Why not shut up if you have nothing reasonable to say, are they as poor as the poorest people?
Better no let people come for your head Oga romantic!
Oshisko!!


Guys,
Legit Hustle is the way to a good and beautiful life,
That you will enjoy your money with peace of mind.
Keep pushing on guys, One day Hustle go pay.
God no go shame una


Likes? we don't post for likes sir.
We only make our post and move on.
But quote and mentions may help tho,
That helps the Ministry...BIGTIME

BTW,
We no be bro o,
We are simply WE!


Mba,
We have drug dealers in every tribe and regions in Nigeria please.
It is a personal thingy, not by tribe.
Only some people giving our whole tribe a bad name, it's not about our tribe at all.
Please take note Sir Polo![/quote]Mannabrigs You're still being influenced by your past

Peterhale:
An 84-year-old man who left his house 47 years ago recently returned, only to discover that the two women he left behind had remarried.

Peter told his folks that he was leaving for greener pastures in order to care for his two wives and five children, however specifics about where he was going and when he planned to return were few.

Full story: https://www.milesnotes.com/2021/09/84-year-old-man-returns-home-to.html

84-47=37.

Even if they don't remarry, they would have affairs. So there's nothing surprising in their actions

habitkiller:
I earlier created a thread asking for help from NL members on why do I date girls not up to my standard... link below

https://www.nairaland.com/6535052/why-keep-dating-women-below

Right now my people, I have the solution, forget it o,no one knows u better than yourself, you are the knower" of your situation, well I simply observed if you want to date classy people you have to get classy with...

1)Good clothes
2)Good perfume
3)A good ride
4)A good ride again
5)A good ride again and again.

With this ladies of class will follow u,so hustle hard my people.
Thank you

Abi. This is what classic girls will do to you soon
https://www.nairaland.com/6766820/man-loses-job-gets-dumped

Intersexxsherry:
Its not funny and should be allowed too.

Lol. It's the fun you see. You think women have the large heart to manage three men without prejudice? It puts your life at risk

There's no how one can't be converted. But if he's faithful enough to call the counseling lines on the screen for new convert so there can be a follow up either in church or in his residence.

Ron kenoly got born again through a gospel on TV and he's still burning for God till now.

If she women can teach their children to disrespect their own father. Then this one is no shock at all. Worse this are happening from women these days

It's best to shave the hair very low... Gorimapa as someone said.. that's if you consider your health first. Cus the itching simply means without being a doctor, but a biologist, that microbes have dominated your scalp in their large numbers whose outcome maybe dandruff, lice, whatever. It's the exposure to high temperature that's causing their reaction.

But if you consider your look or fashion more, then you'll have to keep enduring it with the risk of getting worse

speedfreak:
Good morning all, I recently moved to Lagos for a new job, having been here for a year I am planning on going back to Abuja for Easter, not really a fan of public buses and due to the surge in traveling, Flight rates are astronomical for me and my fiancé, so driving would be my surest, most convenient and cheapest alternative.

I have gone through previous travel threads but they all seem outdated so I’m looking for an update.

I plan on leaving Thursday morning 5am, Im driving 2012 Honda Accord coupe. My questions would be:

1. First time driving such long distance, is it advisable? I’m not such a tough chap but I’m sure I can manage

2. How safe is the trip? With the kidnapping trend going on.

3. How much would it cost me to fuel? Car is a 4 cylinder without a cat (catalytic converter)

4. How rough will it be on the car? Car is less than 5months old, wouldn’t want to rough it up just yet.

5. How accurate is google maps? It estimates 12hrs through Ibadan and 14hrs through illorin.

Aside from the above any other advice or assistance would be welcomed.

It's cool. Just ask your family to prepare 500million as ransom in case of ..you know!

Nijagogetsense:
Female boss are the easiest personality to deal with. It's not about them, it is about you.

When dealing with a female boss, one thing you need to master is your emotions. Forget your ego and stoop to conquer. Make sure you always compliment them. Anytime she make a decision, flatter her and say you look up to her. Bingo! You're starting to getting her fall into your trap. She will start thinking about you. Don't stop there, buy her gifts. Compliment her. Make sure you know more about her. Make her a friend. Be interested in her like a family. But never lose yourself. Be professional in your work. Watch as events unfold and she will be fond of you.

In an official setting..buy her gifts

You're crazy.

A boss should train his/her mind to absorbency and tolerance as requirements for such a post

bukatyne:
Can you give practical examples?

This thread should be an eye opener for you.

I purposely didn't reply you before to avoid unnecessary gender arguments.

There's a big difference between officiating men and women. Simple!

https://www.nairaland.com/6728069/what-hate-job-place-work#105343751

Dozis:
I don't believe it's a gender thing, because I have worked with female colleagues that are great at what they do.
God is your strength my brother.

This thread should be an eye opener to you

https://www.nairaland.com/6728069/what-hate-job-place-work#105343751

Rice n garri