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Career / Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Oluwapresley(m): 7:53pm On Feb 24, 2021
thebosstrevor1:


Where you there?

Logic no dey una head at all.


Smh! You had to insult me to say rubbish.

Well, Mr. Logical. Whenever you speak for or against something with confidence and certainty, giving other people's accounts is not doing justice.


It would have been better for the person to say this is what so so and so said. Not outrightly confirming a phenomenon as true when the only prove you have is "they said, he said, she said."


Notice I haven't confirmed or denied the existence of this phenomenon? That's how not to spread nonsense as fact.

So many things today ppl believe out of they said they said. Till today no one has seen them real life.

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Career / Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Oluwapresley(m): 7:48pm On Feb 24, 2021
BeeBeeOoh:
I used to be like you till the very day I sat in the midst of elders, people with grey hairs. U no go understand

Again, hearsays.
Career / Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Oluwapresley(m): 7:44pm On Feb 24, 2021
BeeBeeOoh:
It's not a lie oh! There was a day when I and my cousin bro visited a morgue when my uncle died late last year, the mortician told us about a guy inside the morgue that whenever he keeps another dead person on top him, he will squeeze his face. That's not even the issue, he said that the dead guy always pushes off anybody he keeps on him and whenever he does that his face will brighten up, he'll be kinda smiing. The guy died in a ghastly motor accident



The story shock my shock axwearugod


When you said it's a lie, I thought you had a personal experience. How can you tell what that mortician said is true?
Agriculture / Re: Hidden Truths About Catfish Business!!! by Oluwapresley(m): 11:39pm On Feb 20, 2021
smartoskie:


No response. The buyers that came around are offering #570-#590 for melange. Honestly that price is not favourable

Thanks sir. Over here buyers are requesting for 600/610. Lagos. And even at that, it still isn't fair cox the price of feed went up seriously.
Agriculture / Re: Hidden Truths About Catfish Business!!! by Oluwapresley(m): 9:14pm On Feb 13, 2021
smartoskie:
Please any Idea on the current selling price of melange in your area.


Hello Sir/Ma, please have you been able to get the current price?
Agriculture / Re: Hidden Truths About Catfish Business!!! by Oluwapresley(m): 11:56am On Feb 10, 2021
Hello House,

Just stumbled on this thread and it has been an awesome read so far.

Please, I will like to find out the current price for melange sized catfish in Lagos given the recent surge in the price of fish feed. - I don't know if I got the spelling right malange but it's usually pronounced as something like "milurge".

Many thanks.
Properties / Re: Is Remote Ibeju Lekki Really Better Than These Locations? by Oluwapresley(m): 4:16pm On Jan 17, 2021
ThaThinka:


Thanks! This somewhat captured my thoughts; it validated my concerns in a way. It gave me more to think about.



I guess the bold implies that Ikorodu is better than Ibeju, right? Thanks.

Hahaha. You just want someone to validate your thoughts. I am in this exact dilemma. I feel like Ibeju Lekki is on a different planet. That place is freaking far. Plus cost of constructing probably due to extra sand filling cox of the nature of lands there and erm, the flood that might come during raining season. My heart and head say areas like Ikd and Mowe might just be better but when you speak with realtors, they all say Ibeju Lekki. I don tire ah swear. I was very close to getting one at Agbowa in Ikorodu but because of this indecisions. phooey!

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Politics / Re: Police Refuse To Bring Sowore, Others For Ruling On Bail Application by Oluwapresley(m): 11:35pm On Jan 08, 2021
Kriss216:
I hope Sowore is enjoying the Saint he helped into power.

Fool
Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Schools Chris Oyakhilome On Criticizing Pastors (Video) by Oluwapresley(m): 4:34pm On Jan 03, 2021
Tab4kids:

Jesus was not a hypocrite

You just don't get it,do you?
Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Schools Chris Oyakhilome On Criticizing Pastors (Video) by Oluwapresley(m): 10:07am On Jan 03, 2021
ogascomax:
I laughed seeing that Freeze was schooling Pastor Chris and this also was posted by someone that knows nothing about scripture. Freeze was asking questions in the first place not schooling. You people just want to cause confusion always. Freeze submission on the issues are full of errors. What pastor chris was addressing is different from what Paul was dealing with in Corinthians church.


Kindly enlighten us then.
Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Schools Chris Oyakhilome On Criticizing Pastors (Video) by Oluwapresley(m): 9:09am On Jan 03, 2021
Tab4kids:
Freeze trying so hard to regain relevance after his hushpuppy saga.
Baba go rest. Ur words no hold water again jare. You cannot be calling out one set as criminals and yet dining and praising another confirmed criminal.

Get your ethics right


You would have said the same thing of Jesus now?

Mark 2:16 And when the scribes and Pharisees saw him eat with publicans and sinners, they said unto his disciples, How is it that he eateth and drinketh with publicans and sinners?

17 When Jesus heard it, he saith unto them, They that are whole have no need of the physician, but they that are sick: I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.


Sometimes I wonder if Christians will ever read the bible. Sad

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Anybody With Virtual Examination Test Experience From Www.testmi.com by Oluwapresley(m): 5:25pm On Nov 14, 2020
subcbouy:
How many are the questions?

Tgere was no time to check how many o. They are in sections and subsections. Give or take, maybe 70 questions or more.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Anybody With Virtual Examination Test Experience From Www.testmi.com by Oluwapresley(m): 12:50pm On Nov 14, 2020
abeeb1234:
I completed the test, but can't submit, the response was FAILED TO Submit, try again.

After multiple trials, I can't access the site again.

I experienced the same damn thing I think. Although I saw one congratulatory message down but it kept saying failed to submit.

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Anybody With Virtual Examination Test Experience From Www.testmi.com by Oluwapresley(m): 12:48pm On Nov 14, 2020
judekyle:

I had some ish logging in initially, but after that I did and was able to start up , I think it lasted for about an hour, wasn't keeping track of time... I finished the 5 different sections was going through and correcting some stuff on the English verbal section before I was timed out, and got a congratulatory message saying I would be contacted if shortlisted... So it's no juju

I also got that congratulatory message on screen but no mail since and on the result tab, there is nothing thereeeee. Did you get a mail?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Anybody With Virtual Examination Test Experience From Www.testmi.com by Oluwapresley(m): 12:25pm On Nov 14, 2020
Site is down nowww... Wahala for who dey find oil and gas work ooooooo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Anybody With Virtual Examination Test Experience From Www.testmi.com by Oluwapresley(m): 12:15pm On Nov 14, 2020
the damn test timed me out. now i can't see result
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Anybody With Virtual Examination Test Experience From Www.testmi.com by Oluwapresley(m): 12:12pm On Nov 14, 2020
i can't submit ooooooooooo. or has it submitted like this?

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Anybody With Virtual Examination Test Experience From Www.testmi.com by Oluwapresley(m): 10:48am On Nov 14, 2020
Bro, even me no understand how I take finish. lol grin grin grin grin

petokey:


They say something is a one hour test and you have finished in the midst of network downtime. Are you a Yahoo Yahoo gringrin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Anybody With Virtual Examination Test Experience From Www.testmi.com by Oluwapresley(m): 10:47am On Nov 14, 2020
Did you see that question to explain how Fashola saw the camera at Lekki toll gate? Omo, it was crazy. lipsrsealed embarassed grin grin grin

Control7:


same here , I used Internet Explorer grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Anybody With Virtual Examination Test Experience From Www.testmi.com by Oluwapresley(m): 10:42am On Nov 14, 2020
Just completed my test. That was sooooo freaking hard. Guys share your experience.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Anybody With Virtual Examination Test Experience From Www.testmi.com by Oluwapresley(m): 10:38am On Nov 14, 2020
I thought I was the only one. Just came here to see and voila, everyone is facing the same thing. Make I go sleeep. Once they sort out their ish, someone should text meeeee
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Anybody With Virtual Examination Test Experience From Www.testmi.com by Oluwapresley(m): 10:36am On Nov 14, 2020
grin grin grin grin grin grin

EricSmallz:
I didnt go out to play match because of this crap.
i no wash cloths,
i no cook,
i no even brush,
now see embarassed

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Crime / Re: Thugs Share COVID-19 Palliatives Found At The Oba Of Lagos Palace (Video) by Oluwapresley(m): 9:12pm On Oct 21, 2020
cocolacec:
Add your pastors,Alfas and bankers.
Really? What is it the banks have done? Smh. Inciting people wrongly. Smh
Programming / Re: A Thread For Tutorial On Python Programming by Oluwapresley(m): 7:47pm On Oct 10, 2020
JohnBullMySon:
Try pyscripter.

Good Evening, boss. Thanks for getting back to me. Please, how do I go about it? The pyscripter is an IDE?
Programming / Re: A Thread For Tutorial On Python Programming by Oluwapresley(m): 11:04pm On Oct 09, 2020
Ever since I installed Pycharm, I have not been able to run any code on it. Python IDE works well; I have run codes on that. But pycharm, nothing. Something is always wrong. Sometimes it will say something like main module blah blah. I just tire. Anyone that can help put me through please.
Sports / Re: Analysis: Is The Absence Of Fans The Reason For The EPL Goal Rush This Season? by Oluwapresley(m): 7:36pm On Oct 06, 2020
Still thought of this some days ago. League has been crazy!!!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Residents Left To Grive As Gas Explosion Rocks Lagos(photos) by Oluwapresley(m): 5:37pm On Sep 24, 2020
I just saw the video on someone's status and decided to come check nairaland. Wawu
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Finally Replies Pastor David Ibiyeomie Over Death Threat by Oluwapresley(m): 10:14am On Sep 08, 2020
Mobi47:
Daddy freez was actually wrong with that interpretation. But the Pastor went too far sha...however, how can one redress a stubborn man like daddy freez, without going too far. He is totally wrong this time and very disrespectful. He nogo fit try all this stupid talks with Muslim imams na


Can you please help with the interpretation?
Autos / Re: Brand New Mountain Bikes For Sale by Oluwapresley(m): 9:51pm On Sep 01, 2020
Damnfreshondbea:
Please what's d mileage?
I no go buy Ladies bike or bajaj/daylong,qlink give person make e dey work for me


Lmaooooooooooooooo. Guy na
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Gaming / Pes 17 Stuck At Game Tips by Oluwapresley(m): 9:02pm On Aug 08, 2020
Hello Gamers,

Good Evening. Please, I need your help. My PES 17 won't start match. After completing all setting and clicking kick off, it keeps showing games tips but won't start match. The loading icon down keeps rolling too. How can I sort this out, please?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea : UCL (4 - 1) On August 8 2020 by Oluwapresley(m): 8:49pm On Aug 08, 2020
abeg link to stream the match. Dont make a brother miss this Bleep grin

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Business / Re: Share Your Annoying Market Experience by Oluwapresley(m): 7:48pm On Aug 06, 2020
I remember the first time I got scammed. Chaiiiiii. I was ajebo that time. I think I was around 14 or there about. I went to buy guava 4 market na him I see buy boxer short o wey them write 50 cent for waistband. I was like damn, this is lovely. I asked the guy how much. He said one mad price around N700 sha. I managed to price it to around 350 if I can remember well. For my mind, I had a good bargain. I think I bought 2 self. Only for to reach my street I now met one guy that said the stuff is N150. Haaaaa... Something I bought N350 each. So my first market someone will scam me N400 like that. Na him me and the guy go back o. Got back. Started speaking English. Baba come dey tell me say business is agreement. Say we agree to N350. He no even lie say no be N150. He talk say na me talk say I wan buy am N350. Ogbeni. So you dey talk say I cheat myself I just shake my head comot. I felt like a fool. I come dey blame myself why I even jam that my street guy. Shebi I for just dey feel myself say I buy correct boxer. But anytime I see that boxer, I go just start to dey think.

Ever since that day, I don't pity person if I want to price o. If you say 1k, I fit call 150. Let's start from there first.

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