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At least she will rest for long

what does he know?

Happy purging in advance

Wo. We are still using 4G, economy no good to dey buy any 5G

Their loss

Jjj

Zonefree:
Late 30s could be 38.
Say the girl is 20. Her mum gave birth to her at 18.

Why asking her age? Is 20 not old enough for marriage? Or giving birth at 18 is a sacrilege in your village?

It means you can be knacking both the mama and daughter, since you will be the one to pay their bride price.

CatANDratTHEORY:
He claimed that there's no heaven and hell but contradicted himself by saying that heaven is on earth.

He's kinda confused.

If heaven is on earth, then where is hell?

You should understand better, since heaven is a place where people can be free and enjoy their afterlife, so he meant they can have that on earth and hell is on earth too, with the suffering and agonies on earth,

Why are people are angry now? They don't want you blacks to come and die for them and you guys are still lamenting.


They don't want to have black Ukrainians like black Americans in their country...

They want all whites Ukrainian.

NwaAmaikpe:





The name of that snake is Echieteka.
When trained well, it makes a good pet but a very bad meat.

Amongst all the snake species to eat, this one tastes the worst, at a point you can't tell if it's plastic Tilapia you are eating or a Wall Gecko.

But when cooked with the spice from Indomie Noodles, it can confuse your brain to think it is an underaged catfish you're eating.

I always love seeing your comments, I'm a great fan

paulolee:
this guy eeh, i know say na person papa dey catch cruise for nairaland like dis o...my mind de tell me say u go serious with life pass this ur nairaland madness...

I always love seeing his comments thou

The top bank and the employee are both useless.

Friendly fire

Aah

E be like say, Buhari is about endorse Osinbajo in disguise.

APC zoning presidency to SW, if Atiku should be the flag bearer of PDP, i bet SW won't win the presidential election and SE, might be reluctant to vote for SW self, cause they believe they deserve the ticket but Nigeria is afraid of their Biafra agenda.

I once saw one tool that looks like a small basket like this, na anti snoring, i don't know if it works sha

Your melanin forcing out

Hehe

Chai . When helpers go locate me too like this? Ern

FavourWrites:
Vascular dementia is for old people with multiple strokes, right?

But I'm still a nineteen-year-old girl.

I have been expecting your call since yesterday, you didn't call me, why?

Eyan Fidel Castro

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Na people like una de make me BLAST pesin left leg wit my old KALA 4 FREE...




WAITING DE WORRY U!


70yrs OLD MAN!


U NO 1 GET SENSE..



Infact I don LOAD enough BULLET 4 my KALA..



ABEG send me ur LOCATION..


I ONE COME SETTLE SOMETHING...


WTF MAN!

Help us knack am kala wotorporously

godliman:
The Chinese adage that God is with the army with the largest soldiers is about to be proved wrong

God is on the side of army with the highest artillery

Hehe

OGBEREIJEBU:
Stright to point

I am 36years old. Many years ago after NYSC, I have no Juicy paying Job that can enable me to marry. I was in a relationship with Ugochi from when she was 20 until 28.
Age was not on her side so I being a nobleman advised her to go ahead and marry one wealthy middle-aged man 41, that was asking for her hand in marriage.

The pressure to marry him was too much from her friends and family. I had no juicy Job, could barely eat, pay bills and have a chance to even drink and buy clothing.

I had to make sacrifices for her, so 5 days to her wedding, we agreed in unison to meet for farewell and farewell F@@k.With frustration and Heavy heart I ca..me deep inside her Four times. Gave her money for drugs (White quinine or postinor 2), she rejected it and promised to take care of it herself. I went to her wedding, eat, wished her well and left. Cried all night and moved on.

Her hubby took her to Abuja.

Now I have a good job. I am building my house and I have a car. I am extremely comfortable now.

I got a call earlier this year and it was Ugochi. She was desperate to see me.
she travelled down to Lagos to see me.
I wasn't comfortable so I talked her out of coming to my house. We met at an eatery and she came with one handsome little boy.
I ordered Food for them and then my biggest fear came.
She said her husband found out the baby is not his and sent her packing.
She informed me the baby is mine.

I was shocked and I had to tell her I am squatting with someone, She and xxxxxxxx left for Imo State but before then, I denied and I argued, I went defensive.

The problem I have now is that I am planning my traditional wedding in August 2022 I have a presentable fiancee I love way too much.

Now, I can lie to the world but I can't lie to myself. That Little boy looks like me and has my pointed nose. Facially, it is glaring He is mine but I don't love Ugochi again, I have moved on. I love my fiancee so much.

How can I handle this situation?

Discuss with your new wife to be and let her understand that you can never take your ex back, that child with your ex was a product of send off and mistake sex and you already told her to get rid of the pregnancy but she ended up having the child and you can never take your ex again but you can still be providing for the welfare of the baby.

U

Mad o

Ju

Suspect33:
It's only on the media that Ukraine is winning this war.

Funny enough the Russians are not out for a full scale attack, they are just out to occupy some strategic position in Ukraine so as to prevent them from blindly joining NATO.

If this was a full on Russia vs Ukraine war or military showdown, we all know it would have been over a long time ago

So do you mean that Russia is just sacrificing their army for nothing?