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OlayemiAshraf:
Damn look at her forehead I would love to cum on it

werey

Igbos needs to be wise,
why re you attacking those bringing in food materials for you, when your land is currently in crisis?
Soon they will stop all food entry,
wise up igbos, wise up!

BelloP:
Lagos is not suited for tech hub at all. Their real estate is super expensive, It is very crowded and hard to navigate. It is also isolated at the bottom of Nigeria. How are notherners supposed to participate ?

The population and crowd is as a result of people flooding in.
Because life is better here, so everyone wants to have a taste of what we have.
Our houses re expensive, yes, but its a mega city, what do you expect?
Its not a do or die, if you cant afford it go to your hometown, here we worked extra hard to put these beautiful structures in place, and kudos to our past governors...
You said how can northerners participate?
Package yourself bro. Northerners are here and doing well, get yourself equiped with the right knowledge,
you re always welcome, there is a big market to serve here, as long as you bring peace and intelligence.
I have some brilliant guys in my Tech departments "Danjuma" he's so brilliant and humble,
no barrier here, feel free to come add to, and enjoy from our beautiful city, Lagos state.
Thank you...

Glory Glory....
Iyalaya won
Forward yoruba people.
Forward lagos,
Eko o ni baje o,
My people made me proud,
im proud of my descent.
Yoruba!
TEACH THEM WORK

4.5M abi? Wey hunger dey for land, you dey go bet 4.5 abi? You con dey cry abi? The thunder wey go tear that your mouth dey gather momentum... Werey

Im hoping this is not another well drafted write up.. From a well paid writer....
Any way shaaa...
This is my opinion.....

Why do we men shoot ourselves in the leg?
You woo a lady, she told you that she is engaged & you still go ahead to date her?
For what reason will you agree to date an engaged lady?
And she told you that, you should not interfere with her relationship, when the guy called her, you will excuse,
you re also a low life,
so what re you both doing?
You both agree to cheat the guy who engaged her?
And you re a man.....
And now she told you to marry her, and you say what about the person she was engaged to....
Her own stupidty is grade A,
But your own Is grade A++
whats your reason for dating her when you know she is engaged in the first place?
To Bleep someones else fiancee?
Is that your own fantasy?
?
You go die soon.
Amen.

Niger Run like Temple Run Una never chi chumchin

Cc: lalasticlala na your boiz dey disturb this guy like this o, tell am wetin to do o

Ohh, my people made me proud, good people with vision, God bless Amotekun, God bless yoruba land, God bless every yoruba born, Forward Ever!

Come an win nah, shebi you guys did your own for 16years abi? Now another criminal party has take over, make una dey do, we sef dey come,,,

Joke of the day

Baba cut out Save ya head

I pity those, hoping to get a form of assistance from the government of Nigeria...
Blind leading the blind,
both will fall into a pit.
I have pity on all of you.
May God help you all

If you still look at someone who is not educated as inferior, your life is empty, and you havnt learn a thing in this world.
You think Education can only be gotten in school alone?
Or is it a crime that someone doesnt stay with you behind the bricks and a board?
Make the best of what you have, thats the point.
If you re educated, show us what you ve made with your first class.
If you re illitrate, show us what your Illitracy earn for you...
What matters is how successful/achievements you make being an illitrate or litrate.
Here is an illitrate son and daughter studying in the Us, yet most of the litrate father cannot afford private schools here,
what re we saying?
Make the best use of what nature give to you,
stop trying to make yourself superior over who has less priviledge but has obviously achieved better result than you.
Think.

Who cares, if you like obey, if you like disobey....
Thank God say niraland go still open that day,
at least we can see your dead bodies online....
Whatever una like make una do,
awon wereh

Im sure your head must be bared, you need a knock.
If you leave a crack in your wall, lizards will come in, its a matter of time, snake too will take his space.
Seal up the crack, tell her how much you earn!
Thats why she is hiding things from you too,
she knows you earn more than you re telling her.
Her parents re behind the whole drama, they re collectiing back the money they use to get her the shop, they feel like they own the shop tho, and thus they demand the proceeds, afterall they sent her to learn the trade, they ve never let her go, they re successful at that because you as the man is sleeping, if you sleep you get played.
First,
Tell her your salary,
then Set a checker on her,
how do you set a checker?
Sit her down, tell her that you re going to pay that shop rent only for the last time, that the proceeds from the business will pay for its rent.
Give her a year rent for the shop,
give her 30k for pre material buying, in any work that she gets, Which is meant to be replaced when the job is completed.
Then tell her that the job should pay for light, and minor rapairs,
make her accountable for the business,
for this first year dont collect anything from her, and make sure that you re the one buying whetever stuff needed at home, pay the house rent, food, light, and school fees yourself, buy her and the childrens cloth.
Keep these things done for one year first.
Just to test where her money is going to ni.
stop the 1k,
tell her that at the end of the year, you will like to see how much she made from the business, and how much she spent.
Thats how you will know weather you married a human being or a beast....
If you apply these things,
she will give you your respect back, she will keep shut, she will know its a checker,
then at the end of the year, if she doesnt pull up something reasonable or nothing at all, you just married a beast who sucks blood.
You have work to do.
Buh i believe she will wise up financially, and support you more if you apply these,
i did it worked

GOAT

HERE ARE REASON SHE IS SO HAPPY, & WANT TO SHOW YOU TO THE WORLD.

1... She has once experience, heart break,
so she flaunt you all the time, especially to her haters, this helps her emotionally to be happy.....

2... OR It might be her first time, first timer are extra happy,


3... Your gbola is reaching the spot wella....

Dont be scared, feel free with her, its a good thing she isnt cheating.
100% committed, help her channel that zeal into something productive too, not only relationship, thats whats making you fear.
You fear that she is too reliant and that you might break her heart.
Help her buy time, so that you too might have that time,
fix her up in something financially,
that will divide the 100% zeal, and keep her prudent, then you re safe.
Thats the fear deep inside you.
Help her get up and running financially, then your fear go disappper,
infact na you go now wan marry her sharperly.
Your soul fear a trap,
thats why you feel so

They re the bad IT GUYS WHO VE ONCE Worked with the bank, they still know one or two tricks to get your details, but not in full...

Look at beauty, big breast and yadsh as your first preference at ya own peril. Nothing dey their brain, empty breeze

Get money before you marry, una no go hear, God go do am, God go do am, see wetin una don cause now

Una go hear word by force, shei una like money bah?

They re trying to save cost, that alaweee runs into billions every year,,

Firstly. Im happy you re safe,
secondly, im happy that he didnt lure you into a kidnapping den,
thirdly, im happy that people helped you raise your tfare back, and you landed home safely.
But i want you to learn something from the whole scenerio.
From now on, get the message that there is no friend,
you re your best friend.
Secondly, try to fix yourself up with something to do,
find the financial track yourself,
rely more on yourself than any friend.
Get something to do right there where you are, start little, and as you re doing that one be scouting for better jobs,
the world of employment is changing, we re having more graduate every year and less company created, here in Nigeria, there is an imbalance between job creation, & availability of labour, so we have to think smart, and be street oriented, if the job isnt coming, get up, go into that street, find how you can use your acquired knowledge to bring up something, if it didnt work, try a small job for a start, you dont grow up once you were born, its gradual.
Pick the positives from your experience, & make it a ladder to propel you to your greatness.
May God bless you

rip brave men... Buh the problem persist, struggle continues. We re all in this mess together, we ll steady the ship for you sons and beautiful daughters. Rip

Keep decieving yourself. A day born too was among them...

That moment when them go don conclude to chop the guy money, and them be making big orders,
full chicken chocolate ice cream hennessey & diced pineappples total of 250k for one sitting, Wey their papa no fit afford, awon wereh omo....
Come chop okpa & brukutu, a total of 300 naira, with Godly guys like us, wey we no go run, you no go hear word awon wereh,
AUNTY, AUNTY,
ENTER BLACK MARIA ABEG,
Space plenty inside,
suggy moomii,
Enter!

Hypocrite, the other thing he has bought for you and the child how many did you expose,,? Oloh, wereh omo

Well, anything you do, that requires your physical, mental, or strategic efforts, and brings you income or earnings most of the time than loss, is regarded as a job...
Be sincere, if thats what you do all day, and it brings you cool cash,
thats you job bro.
Congratulations

If you loved her so much, why didnt you get married to her?
If she loved you so much like you claim, why did she reject when you propose to her?
You re only looking for excuse to cheat,
oga face your marriage & dont ever think of it, or try to cheat,
you both ve made a lifetime choice, respect it.
She reject you,
you got married to another, and now you want to gamble your marriage,
the devil is trying to lurn you into purnishment,
the choice is yours tho,
buh i ll advice you to be wise and shun her or whatever affection you had or re having for her and face your marriage.

May God save you & preserve you....
You didnt learn enough while growing and it almost cost your life.
By now you should know that nature will seperate two friends when a woman comes in...
Dont try it, its a war with nature,
as soon as your friend gets a woman, give them space, if you dont, nature will either neutralise you, or the woman will go.
See the likes p square,
the woman is a law of division, you can only manage it a bit if your emotional IQ is powerful, yet nature fires like crazy, nature dont want us to agree to that extent,
So next time, keep the gap as soon as he picks a woman....

A quality life is expensive to maintain.
And thats what they have there,
i can tell you categorically, that the quality of things they use over there re far higher than ours here,
think of anything, clothing, shoes, gas coker, name it, these things re produced by trusted organisations that government have a close look on the quality of things they produce.
Quality control is at its peak over there,
so this makes their things better in quality, and quality is costly to maintain.
Buh here, me and you know how e dey go,
fake yapar everywhere, even fake person dey, talkless of things, comparing the same stage or level,
it will be costly than ours here.