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dreeldee:
candy i've been waiting for you, i'm the candy man and I'll let you lick lollipop

See married man dey talk.

HCH3COO:
another reason I can't marry oyinbo.  I prefer your temper tantrums to their psychopathic madness.

Me, temper tantrums? Never. fist furies, maybe.

dreeldee:
onyinye 1997 y[b]_{our posts count}[/b]

what he said ruler so i was just telling him that rulers don't just come in wood so he betta get a more reliable example.

Baxilexi:
@blue, naa, i don't role that way, i as straight as a,. . . .  as a. . . . . . . yes as a ruler

@gab, naaa, just something i read somewhere still trying to believe it.

@hch, shame on you, what shall it profit you to gain all the chicks on nairaland and loose ya soul.

You know they have those new rubber ruler that bend in all directions so uhm. . .

HCH3COO:
onyin     yes.  that method is patented.

baxi na koboko i go try.  passion of the christ style.  God forgive me o.

Watch you wake up to an angry son with the fury of those psycho oyinbo boys you see on television that kill their whole family.

Baxilexi:
@dre, the male creature, have a higher spiritual ranking that a woman, they bear seeds and if this seeds arent directed into proper use it becomes evil, it works like this for everytime a man ejaculates it summons the spirit of a child and this spirit is released into the woman and the seeed becomes mortal, but when its not planted on a fertile soil(woman) the spirit gets abducted by demonic agents and becomes a property of the devil hereby increasing his work force.

@onyin, e fu go, when a child isnt brought up the way he should especially a male child, it makes himm diffident and stupid and the result is being a homosexual.

@hch, wetin you won use flog am??

Gini?? I mean i knew kids that came from the best families and still turned out the opposite.

HCH3COO:
Yup.  In fact after I'm done flogging him, I would tie him to a pole and send 50 of the world's most prolific sex-kittens to show him the joy of getting pussy.

You would mess that kid up big time. Once someone has proclaimed they are gay, there is very little to nothing anyone (even your crazy self) could do to change that. I mean do you really expect that him having sex with all those women are going to terminate his feelings for men??

HCH3COO:
yes I will more than gladly flog him like a dead goat.

Water boy, ke ihe i na-eme??(sp) The boy was depressed and would cut himself. So you think by hitting him that i would turn him straight?? it might send him down another direction. one worse then the one before.

HCH3COO:
Bullshit!  Did you try flogging  

The dude was depressed, then you would go and hit him??

Baxilexi:
@onyiin,WTF ,

i think the fault is from his parents you see lesbianism can be condoned but gayness is just terrible, try paintin your self a pic of wht its like.

What the hell?? gini??

HCH3COO:
Gaby, a man who is stuck fucking another man because he has no control over his emotions should be shown the right way. . . This doesn't mean we're judging -  - -  - - - - we're just showing them the right way.

You obviously didn't read my last post. He tried to be straight. Went to therapy and everything but nothing helped.

dreeldee:
what are you saying here? God never created anyone an armed robber or a gay, those acts are not related to God or Christianity, they are all results of human desires

says who?? listen lady, the same God who created you normal created these person too and if you say it's a psychological or medical problems, they have cures for it just like other natural diseases too and if I'm to take it spiritual, go to Jesus, he will heal you of whatever diseases or ailments that's affecting you. giving in to your mortal desire will earn you a direct ticket to hell, YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE WHATSOEVER TO GO TO HELL!! NOONE DOES

This reminds me of my same male gay friend. You don't think he tried to be straight? He did everything to try and confirm into what was expected of him. He went out with women, had relationships with them, shared intimate moments with them, but he just keep having these feelings that something wasn't right. He couldn't suppress his feelings nor figure them out so it just sent him into great depression and resulted into becoming a cutter. And even his father tried to send him to therapy but there was no getting through him. Till finally he admitted to himself and his family that he was gay. Yeah unfortunately he lost ties with his father but he is finally happy for once in his life. And coming from a very conservative state and family i mean that takes alot of courage.

HCH3COO:
Ahh! was my scientific jibberish too confusing?  I meant our jivingflirting is improving our chemistry.  

Na wa o

gabrywyl:
Mind you dreeldee, arm robbers do have a choice if they wanted to be robber or not.

But not gays. . . . You should refer to onyinye and my post previously. They CANNOT HELP IT!!! why don't you get that?

Now that i agree with.

HCH3COO:
Empty threats.  I hope the jive is forcing its way into your head.  The chemistry of the jive will take care of itself once it fuses with your jive.

Gini??

HCH3COO:
ha ha ha   gaby is losing her alliance.

Acid, i will pour a base on you if you keep on talking jive

Gaby, well umm, yeah im a little lost now. I mean i was with you when you said to allow the gay people to be gay but you lost me with the whole incest and etc. And well im still questioning the whole gays being Christians.

negative

HCH3COO:
You fear _{no comment}

keep talking jive water boy.

HCH3COO:
Look at you.  You better be more vocal and unfraid to tell gays that judgement day is near.  You will be rewarded with great blessings from God.

I fear no one. But my God and my parents.

Oka numbers 1 and 3 are right. But the rest are false information.

HCH3COO:
EWU!!! NNena you're always hurt. One little thing and you're hurt. Ogini He would laugh off your fetish for being hurt as he walks out the door.

Seven years is not little at all.

HCH3COO:
Keep asking.
The answer will fall from the sky tonight.

See ya mouth

Ruby you need to stop o
I have already wasted a whole martini because of laughter.

@post
I would be hurt i mean seven freaking years!!! I would cry and probably get a little physical. or alot.

StephenP:
only if you're going to wipe the tears for me?

I would if i could, but i dont know if i should.

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=152683.msg2584467#msg2584467 date=1217464286]Na, it's not only the angle.[/quote]Ruby!!!

StephenP:
I lack humility? sniff sniff

Ahh you need a kleenex??

HCH3COO:
Accepted and praised.  

Maybe in California or New York but i know it aint slightly accepted where i am from.

HCH3COO:
When "Judge Not" was written in the bible, the intention was not to convey to you that it is okay to encourage erroneous sexual disorder.

The Bible said that you shouldn't have sex before marriage, but look at the millions of people who do it. And not it is encouraged and some how praised.

HCH3COO:
What do you mean why?  I just answered your question.  Why not.  If they want to live that kind of lifestyle, let them do it in the US.  where it is praised.  Nigeria is basically a massive religious institution and our religions do not support thisdisgusting practice.

It is not praised here, accepted in some sense maybe.

HCH3COO:
I am not stopping them from answering to God when that time comes. But that doesn't stop me from vocally distinguishing right from wrong as was established by God.

Why?? If they want to be gay, then that is their choice. You don't want anybody telling you how to live your life.