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[color=#808000]So let's analyze your life:

You no want am right from kpomkwem but she wants you
Yet you went on to kiss her knowing say you no like am

Now you don give am false sign say you like am and you dey here dey give story of the reason why you no want am after you don kiss am

And the most stupid thing come be say you dey ask fellow nlers wetin you go do like say we dey there when you mouth am

Are you a kpansh? [/color]

[color=#808000]LIAR!!!

1) concrete nails

2) hammer

3) roasted corn

4) groundnut, bottle size

5) coboco (in case bobo or hin side chick fück up)

6) pepper spray

7) fresh kpata (when menses fück up)

8 take away plate

9) tissue paper

10) postinor 2!!! [/color]

[color=#808000]So you've been dating 3 boys that are virgins and you're trying to unzip their trouser while they lie nyash up?


And you even reach base 2?


Bro, you a gäy hero [/color]

[color=#808000]Chai..

See wetin the other specie dey use my fellow specie do oooo
And hin come here with confidence talk say "Gentlemen don't give no for an answer"

God, when you're sharing brain cells, why you only put two for my nigga head?


God punish pvssy!!![/color]

[color=#808000]Aristos are the in thing for girls....

Ooh Mpa got the solution for you to be an aristo:

1) Grow a pot belly to the extent that you can't see your dïck when you're näked. Chicks dig those kinds of bellies

2) Learn how to spit when talking. Truss me, chicks love the saliva pouring on them

3) Always carry pako(chewing stick) around and talk with it...

4) Wear trad most of the time with a pair of Timbs

5) carry a torchlight phone around with you. Yes, chicks are that stupid..

6) Always behave like an imbe. An imbe loves an imbe

7) and ALWAYS speak worse than Patience Jonathan. It always works

#Sai[/color]

[color=#808000]Poster bro, what of the boy that disflowered you?

How did you lose him? [/color]

[color=#808000]Foolish bwoi

Next time the both of you go on a crusade together, fling your own trousers and roll on the floor with her.

Na love!!!! [/color]

sexymoma: Wetin bobby go cause ehn, Bobby hand sef nor go contain am..
had it been Mz mariah didn't flaunt her asset i bet you won't open a thread for her.

Why! Why!! Why!!!... you were moved by what you saw not even what you felt

Bweast go sag one day o

[color=#808000]Picture of your bobby, let us felt what you're sawing...

OR KEEP QUIET!!!! [/color]