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dechandel: Thanks for adding dat last paragraph
The characters in ur post re now in extinct

[color=#808000]So you're that Amaka

Oya pronounce "Red Lorry" 6x[/color]

Idowuogbo: He's hating joor! U cuuuuuute!

[color=#808000]We should preach the truth, that's what Christ said

Honesty is the way you show love
So show her some love by telling her that she has abnormal face [/color]

shugabrown: I didn't say so!

[color=#808000]*checks dp*

JESUUU!!! Please remove your own. We no want [/color]

[color=#808000]Intimate her close friend to tell her OR leave her hints for her to decipher...but DON'T TELL HER!!!!

The last time Ooh Mpa joked about the boko oozing from her buccal mucosa, he no see pünny for 28 days and 2hrs [/color]

[color=#808000]Some exes:

Genevieve - ekuke

Rihanna- ashewo

Tonto- ekwensu

Miley- shapeless

Maheeda- ajepako

Seyi- possessive

The twins, Odion and Akhere- witches

The triplets, Ginika, Aurinka and Njideka- mbaise

PS: Can't remember some exes names, so replaced them with celebs who dey resemble [/color]

[color=#808000]Mystery Solver is here...

1st scenario - she may have amnesia. From what you said, she's likely not to have. SCENARIO DISMISSED!!!

2nd scenario - she no get credit This is a white lie cos she uses a phone and calls people regularly. SCENARIO DISMISSED

3rd scenario- you never told her. From your character, it's likely you told her. SCENARIO DISMISSED!!!!

4th scenario- she doesn't love you. It's not about love, friends remember friends birthdays or even celebs who don't know them. SCENARIO DISMISSED!!!

5th scenario- she's a lover. Could be likely but she'd want to have you too cos she hadn't broken it off with you. SCENARIO DISMISSED

6th scenario- she's fücking another birthday mate. CASE SOLVED!!! [/color]

[color=#808000]Talldarkhandsomewithbigblackmamba [/color]

[color=#808000]Good morning?
You be Jehovah witness or you dey sell bread?

The first words do matter not some cliché.
If you can't find words right there at that moment, then you can as well bring out your bible and start preaching [/color]

coolakins: So, for a few of the Nigerian mobile phone enthusiasts who feel MediaTek chipset-powered devices should be cheap could consider having a re-think as the firm has just charted a new course in 64-bit high-end mobile smartphones technology.

[color=#808000]Mumu....Get your äss off the big words.It's still gonna be cheap[/color]

[color=#808000]And that's how Ooh Mpa still stays in the game..

A nïgga got no time to follow you, pm you and wait for 168 bullshït hours just to watch his inbox read one new mail to get disappointed by an ad from Dr Ephraim sex manual.
He keeps on waiting and pming until his vas deferens swell up before he realizes he's to use soap to empty it. What a loser


Instead, you walk on the streets, you see a damsel carefully watching you with her binocular vision. She's fine, she's hot and she's hörny. You walk up to her, you meet her for drinks and after 24hrs, you're glad you emptied your cüm somewhere respectable.....

That's how we become players [/color]

[color=#808000]An American ping this chick wey dey Gombe for 2go, not even whatsapp sef- 1° dünce

Hin come talk say hin wan date you but una dey see unaself through 2go for 2 weeks-2° dünce

Hin wan leave hin American wife (if hin get) to come do introduction- 3° dünce

Now you talk say you love am through 2go with no pinshure for 2 weeks- Abeg which dünce be this one?[/color]

[color=#808000]Her brain......to sabi the thing

Her mouth......to blow the thing

Her tongue.....to taste the thing

Her voice....to moan the thing

Her böobs, nyash and pünny......to allow the thing

#Sai [/color]

fados4sure: A lot is wrong with it. Marriage is honorable when bed is undefile

[color=#808000]Who or what makes it honorable? BS!!!

ooh Mpa no know if it's the marriage you're marrying or your lover

As for Ooh Mpa, he'll continue to learn new styles every single day with his gfs, friends and exes....
That bed gonna burn on the wedding night!!! [/color]

Agybabe: Please get a job

[color=#808000]Ooh Mpa can provide you with one though most jobs will be off the table. Na only model fit dey for you since bwests no be the problem

E be like say you go feed your pikin SMA gold, ooh Mpa doubts if you can lactate

By the way, aren't push up bras meant to try show say you get some bwest and not chest? [/color]

Agybabe: I'm guity sha!

[color=#808000]*checks dp*

Guilty of what? with these your böobs wey dey use iron press [/color]

[color=#808000]Last time ooh Mpa checked, fish and kpomo sellers want to get married too. You can try your luck there[/color]

[color=#808000]FARGO!!!!

#Teambringbackfargo [/color]

[color=#808000]See promo oooooo!!!!

Abeg, drop the number so ooh Mpa will talk her out of it. Let ooh Mpa tell her it ain't the right time [/color]

[color=#808000]Try that one on ooh Mpa and you go see yourself for monastery tomorrow morning [/color]

[color=#808000]Now tell me why chicks won't friend zone us?

This dude is a wasted spërm [/color]

Osyxcel: Although the price may be a little on the high side, I don't think it is too over-priced

[color=#808000]Its way overpriced[/color]

Osyxcel: To those comparing Tecno prices with other chinese phones you see on AE and other websites, don't forget that Tecno has physical presence in Nigeria, it pays taxes to the government, it builds/buy/rent service centers, it pays salaries of staffs e.t.c, and lately, it's investing in advertising. All these finances are incorporated in the prices of it's phones

[color=#808000]What is your point?

Those other phone manufacturers don't pay taxes to their own government?
Their staff dey work free? They even spend more with their R&, OTA updates and even publications
And yet they have those prices up there[/color]

Osyxcel: All in all, I think Tecno Phantom Z would be good enough at the price of 60k (68k might be due to the hyping by the distributors, might not cost up to that)

[color=#808000]Even 60k is a ripoff compared to those phones up there

This is MTK for Pete's sake
Cube talk 9x with an octacore mtk8592 has antutu of over 40000, retina screen and the likes yet it's still $199

MTK is cheap and Ooh Mpa no like that price at all[/color]

s3nn2x: Actually, my issue is not with the price but the availability of the product in Nigeria. Do you sell those phones? Or do you want me to order through you? I tried ordering a phone last year through someone here, the guy told me it would take up to a month for me to receive the product because China banned shipping of battery on plane.

[color=#808000]Go to tech market section. Bizbloke, initialize are the main ones for China[/color]

s3nn2x: Guy, you just dey list prices whey you see for internet. Where in Nigeria are those phones readily available? Please, don't tell me Aliexpress or Alibaba...you did not even include shipping cost.

coolakins: thank u for the insight but these prices are still relative by the time u order online & pay for delivery too, am positive u will opting for the tecno quietly. And none in ur list features Amoled display, which still makes the PheeZee a top-notch!

[color=#808000]Shipping costs? That's $30 or $40 with commission to Nigeria. A lot of companies do that already.

Add that to those prices up there and its still way less than "#68 500"

And display is relative. The super amoled display could be the one used in the s3. One particular unit racks up production cost and that's screen.
Put the amoled of s4 or s5 or even tab s and Ooh Mpa is sure it would exceed "68 500"

Stop acting like the fellow magas of our generation when you could get cheaper phones for a better spec. It kills to be foolish[/color]

[color=#808000]Okay...

In other news:

Xiaomi Mi3- Snapdragon 800, 1080p, 13mp and 5mp, Android 4.3 miui
based,16gb non expandable, 2gb ram, 3050mAh, etc for $250


ZTE nubia 7 mini- snapdragon 801, 5 inch1080p, 13Mp and 5mp, Android 4.4,
16gb expandable, 2gb ram, 2400mAh, etc for $240

Oneplus One- Snapdragon 801ac, 5.5 inch 1080p, 13mp and 2.1mp, Android
4.4 cm11 based, 16gb non expandable, 3gb ram, 3100mah, etc for $380

All with OTA updates, better specs and way less than tecno phantom z

Thank ooh Mpa later[/color]

[color=#808000]Ooh Mpa loves this chick. She must be good in bed....


And one more thing, to those virgins waiting till marriage:
Get rid of those myths that men have 10 inches dïck. It's a mere fallacy, a lie conned from the women themselves!!!!
We men have only 5-6 inches. So stop hoping

It's been shown the more you virgins wait till marriage, the shorter dïck your man will have. If you marry at 28, you get winnie. At 35 year old, you get toothpick...
So, take out those boys you friend zoned and start blowing [/color]

[color=#808000]Summary: He likes to bulala on top TV than on top your inanimate body...

2 things: either you're a -1 or a 10
Ooh Mpa no say no be 10......

So he's here to help, drop your number let Ooh Mpa help you be a 10, his charges are free [/color]

[color=#808000]BLOOD OF...[/color]


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[color=#808000]This one was obviously fed milk directly from the cow's udder[/color]

[color=#808000]The FG should impose a fine on kpata

#Team9[/color]

[color=#808000]First get a guy to kpansh you to have bigger waist, then get a gf

#Sai [/color]