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 TV/Movies › Re: 66th Emmy Primetime Awards (2014): The Official Thread. by OohMpa: 2:45pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
[color=#808000]First of all, true detective is third on the list not second.... Secondly, IMO, true detective shouldn't make the 9+ rating. 8.9 would be fair but putting it among tv series like The Wire, Breaking Bad, Rome, GOT and Sherlock is kinda an insult. The storyline is captivating and directing was sublime but the script had really long scenes that weren't eye popping plus more time was spent explaining the series than solving the case. Woody and Mccoughaney were the people that upped those ratings with their acting but ooh Mpa easily scores the series an 8.8 or 8.9 P.S: Arrested Development shouldn't have crossed 8. The last. 2 seasons deserve a 5 sef.....  [/color] |
| Romance › Re: She Wants Us To Breakup Because Of Hugs by OohMpa: 8:21am On Aug 28, 2014 |
[color=#808000]Bro she ain't got bootay, right? Start hugging slim shadies and she won't disturb you again  [/color] |
| Romance › Re: What Would You Do? by OohMpa: 11:07pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
hannesy: I hate[color=#808000]Fixed [/color] |
| Romance › Re: Women Who Don't Sleep Around Before Wedding Have Happier Marriages- But Men Can by OohMpa: 8:00pm On Aug 26, 2014 |
[color=#808000]Stop making girls hoard pünny. If you wan hoard your own, we got no problem with that If you don't, your hymen will remove next time you wan shït [/color] 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Helping Me With My phobia :-\ by OohMpa: 7:52pm On Aug 26, 2014 |
Bootybuttchic: dont worry i will help you find ur meds[color=#808000]Sweery, please this time leave your back door open. Ooh Mpa no want another nyash bite from your bingo [/color] 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Helping Me With My phobia :-\ by OohMpa: 7:45pm On Aug 26, 2014 |
[color=#808000]Sweery, ooh Mpa understands your internet wahala... You prefer guys coming to your house stark nakëd, right? Well, expect a few inches knocking on your door by 11:59pm with roses on one hand and rubber on the other... #Sai |
| TV/Movies › Re: 66th Emmy Primetime Awards (2014): The Official Thread. by OohMpa: 1:04pm On Aug 26, 2014 |
[color=#808000]So Taylor no win? Na boycott we go front for their domot... Which nominee beat Pipes titays? Those jugs didn't confuse the judges to cast the right vote. Those male judges must be effing gay And they skipped Lohrn Malvo. Sorry to say but Sherlock has nothing on him Jim Parsons again for William Macy. Oh, those judges are so gay Jeff Daniels nko? Ooh Mpa don vex *breaks bottle* Person hold me How will a chemistry teacher beat the world's famous anchor? He fücking broke Bin Laden news on marijuana dammit. And his McKenzie is far hotter than Skyler White.... Modern family again? No surprises for Aaron, Marguiles, Gunn and C.K #Team fargo  #Team Martinfreeman #Sai[/color] 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: 20 Signs!!! you Should make her your girlfriend by OohMpa: 11:27pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
[color=#808000]Just one sign ... presence of pünny [/color] 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: GUY CODE: Why Every Single Guy Should Have Multiple Girlfriends by OohMpa: 5:29pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
Have you heard the phrase “hell has no fury like a woman scorned?”https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzkrjgL5s91qip43j.gif |
| Romance › Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Quit Watching Indecency by OohMpa: 5:25pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
[color=#808000]Nyomi and Cherokee.... |
| Romance › Re: The Only Yoruba Girl I For Like Marry - Pictures by OohMpa: 5:24pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
marieolae: guy u are nt from london, please stop lying. Or mayb u are in london and ur on the edge of being deported bk to nigeria. cos ur jus actin so immature[color=#808000]Who be this half baked turkey? You figured out the mystery, the reason he's acting immature is because he's about to be deported.... Your IQ must be like 180 [/color] 14 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Slim Guy And A Chubby Lady...whats Your Opinion? by OohMpa: 5:21pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
[color=#808000]Usually when your guy tells you you're dating your aunty, it generally means you're really dating an aunty[/color] |
| Romance › Re: Please Help!!!!!!! She Wants To Come Back After A Year She Broke My Hearth by OohMpa: 10:53am On Aug 22, 2014 |
1one: @Op[color=#808000]The prof with bad punctuation marks in his sentences has spoken....  [/color] 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Common Lies Church Girls Tell by OohMpa: 10:49am On Aug 22, 2014 |
[color=#808000]A girl is a girl who loves dïck regardless of the church she attends[/color] 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Na Wa For Teens by OohMpa: 9:48am On Aug 22, 2014 |
[color=#808000]Bros eee, you dey talk like say you no do things that year... Na teen life be that, the time of stupid decisions..... If her p no fit knack am advice, wetin you wan do? Btw, you get her no? [/color] 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: After Sex, Love Fades Away!! (true Or False) by OohMpa: 9:39am On Aug 22, 2014 |
Neldrizzy: As for me, am not fan of sexx but that doesn't mean i dont spank wen the need arises, i always hate girls after sleeping with them[color=#808000]You see why Suarez bites people....  Leave sex for us.... We tell girls we love them, then we kpansh them and some leave them while others stick with them... The sex ain't a one way thing, girls tell you say dey no like am?[/color] 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: I Slépt With My Driver Just To Have Children For My Husband by OohMpa: 6:54am On Aug 22, 2014 |
[color=#808000]The way he grabbed that bwest.... |
| TV/Movies › Re: 66th Emmy Primetime Awards (2014): The Official Thread. by OohMpa: 8:52pm On Aug 21, 2014 |
[color=#808000]#Team Fargo.... #Team GOT #Team JeffDaniels or we boycott #Team WilliamMacy.... #Team PiperChapman...love her tïts #Team fücking LorneMalvo or this award is a sham #Sai[/color] 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Dangers Of Too Much Sex by OohMpa: 4:49pm On Aug 21, 2014 |
prettythicksme: am a virgin[color=#808000]For mouth, front or back? [/color] 9 Likes |
| Romance › Re: 9 Things Men Notice First About Women by OohMpa: 10:20pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
[color=#808000]From the front: 1. The face. Ooh Mpa won't run up to you if you have the face of a baboon taking a shït. No sir 2: The gait: Ooh Mpa would run faster than Usain if he sees you walking like a duck with broken legs. Walk "dollars, pounds, dollars pounds" NOT "naira kobo naira kobo" 3. Your boobsie: How the booby thinks. Ooh Mpa is a boöb whisperer  4. The booby esteem: The bwest must be confident and looking at ooh Mpa at an angle of elevation. It MUST not be shy and looking at the floor like it wanna kiss it 5. The shape of the booby: It must be spherical or circular in shape. There are some boobies that look rectangular and right angled triangle like they're solving Pythagoras 6. The size. We players no want chin chin or pinch of salt. We want at least coconut to water melon 7. Leg: Have a hot fresh pair of legs. It should not bend like you was dancing Michael Jackson. No agric fowl or cocyam type From back 1. The nyash. Truly important. We want gluteus maximus not minimus nyash wey g string sef dey cover 2. The way the nyash does sekem, sekem  #Sai[/color] 5 Likes |
| Romance › Re: What Is Your Advise? My Boyfriend Is In Italy While I Am In Nigeria by OohMpa: 9:59pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
[color=#808000]Chick, that nïgga is not coming back His dïck has been lost in an Italian delicate coochïe... [/color] |
| Romance › Re: Preetiest Girl I Ever Been With. Doro Mega Super Preety by OohMpa: 9:19am On Aug 16, 2014 |
[color=#808000]This boy don trap virgin.... See as she's still shining teeth like rabbit cos she's not tasted any dïck. If she has she'd be pouting like orangutan.... She's also covering her crotch region with one or both hands in all the pics. She no want make you enter.... Poster, in fact she ain't your gf but has brotherzoned you #Sai[/color] 5 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Put Only Good Guys On Friendzoned! by OohMpa: 3:34pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Ceasar1: There is no friend zone. This doesn't exist and I would really love if some guys stopped whining about it. What happens is pretty simple: a girl doesn't like you in a romantic/lustful way. You're just a friend and she won't start liking you only because you're nice to her. That's the naked truth. And I'm kinda tired of this guys complaining about how nice they are and how girls should like them instead.[color=#808000]Stop trying to sound smart. There's always a zone virtually created by girls whence they do unconsciously. The only thing you could say is that you've NEVER been put in one or NEVER noticed you're in one...... @poster The good guys aren't the only ones. You coulda said "MOST".....[/color] 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: 20 Ways To Make A Girl Smile by OohMpa: 9:55am On Aug 14, 2014 |
[color=#808000]Who be this JJC? [/color]Don't hang out with your ex when she's not around. It kills her inside[color=#808000]So when she's not giving Ooh Mpa pünny and he wants a safe pünny, who should he run to? [/color]If you talk to another girl, walkover to her after you're done and kiss her[color=#808000]What is this? So after using God's given skills to wine a girl, how will ooh Mpa get pünny when he goes back to kiss gf? Or how will he not get more pünny from gf if he instead kisses the new girl to make the gf jealous? [/color]Play with her hair[color=#808000]Does Ooh Mpa look like an exporter of Nigerian hair? Pünny dey her hair? is her hair sensitive to ooh Mpa's touch? Please tell [/color]If she's mad at you, kiss her,don't fight back.[color=#808000]Hell Nah....The balls, they always go for the BALLS!!!! Others are recommended especially GIDIGBO...When both of you are play fighting, let her hit your face so you'll pretend to faint. She'll start caring for you, then wake up, shout her name and tap her nyash 3x and she'll immediately UnCloth. It's Ooh Mpa's forepläy secret #Sai [/color] 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: I Am 16 Years Old And This Is My Problem..mature Comments Please by OohMpa: 12:32am On Aug 12, 2014 |
Mimee1: My dear,sex isnt a test of true love,leave her she's nt for u,move on wit ur life...teamsingle#[color=#808000]Any girl who's proud of being single must be really really really really... really really UGGLLYYYYY!!!  [/color] 7 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: Have Any Ladies Initiated Sex And Gotten Rejected? by OohMpa: 10:00pm On Aug 11, 2014 |
[color=#808000]Yeah, just once.... Was expecting her friend an hour before her surprise visit. Had done it once before so she thought she had free access to ooh Mpa's sugarcane The bïtch didn't want a quickie but a long äss forepläy and ooh Mpa needed to dump this bïtch before he gets caught..... So faked a call and told her Ooh Mpa's church society members were on their way for fellowship. Ooh Mpa had to promise to visit her soon but he didn't [/color] 11 Likes |
| Romance › Re: 5 Reasons To Marry A Slim Girl. by OohMpa: 1:09pm On Aug 11, 2014 |
[color=#808000]Women who cannot see their legs because of their tummy should keep off Women who look like they're carrying 12 months baby should keep off If you've deflated the tyre of a bike, keep off If you've broken the water closet in your lifetime, keep off Women that have not experienced cowgirl position for more than 20secs, keep off Women with cheeks like puff puff, keep OFF!!! [/color] 21 Likes |
| Romance › Re: 5 Reasons To Marry A Fat Girl by OohMpa: 1:00pm On Aug 11, 2014 |
xynerise: Fat people eat too much and they are lazy[color=#808000]Have you seen them bath before? They lift each flap of their tummy just to wash the underside.....  [/color] 6 Likes |
| Romance › Re: hi by OohMpa: 7:01pm On Aug 10, 2014 |
stephnie44: I luv u olamiposi my container[color=#808000]So he stopped sending the cash... Eeyah, the container has been declared empty  [/color] 7 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Ladies Can You Call Your Boyfriend"brother Or Uncle"??? by OohMpa: 7:22pm On Aug 09, 2014 |
[color=#808000] An ex called Ooh Mpa "bobo" before anything happened After something happened, she gave him a new name........ "SIR" with the capital fonts... #Sai[/color] 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: "Friendzone" An Ideology That Has Taken Over The Mind Of Modern Guys by OohMpa: 7:06pm On Aug 09, 2014 |
[color=#808000]You my friend clearly confusing yourself...[/color] Friend Zone' an ideology that has become the order of the day. Friendzone simply refers to a situation in which a girl is belived to derive benefits (care, attention, affection and attyms financials) from a guy without a corresponding benefit to d guy.[color=#808000]This right here is not Friendzone. This is a guy wanting to be friends with benefits[/color] Bt with time d bond grows stronger both parties bgin to grow dis feeling for eachoda but d feeling in one is stronger dan the oda mostly dat in d guy[color=#808000]The story you described here is not friendzone. This is purely evolution of feelings from friendship to a romantic one by the guy Now listen, FRIENDZONE is when a guy likes a girl initially and with the impression of making a girl a girlfriend. Girl turns guy down but wants to keep him close even WITHOUT benefits. The guy stupidly agrees to be a friend just because he hopes one day her feelings would evolve from friendship to a romantic one The period in which he plays this role with hopes of being more than a friend is what we refer to as FRIENDZONE Capish??[/color] 20 Likes |
